Satan is misunderstood. Seriously.

He hates sin too. He wants order. He wants peace. But he wants you to worship the material. To worship technology. To worship inversion. He is not 'evil', he is just really pragmatic. Think about how CEOs are.
>Christ will reject every single one of you.
>that is because most who pledge to Christ are still in love with this world.
>Satan will take in the tired, weak, and downtrodden.
>Satan will hear every one of your complaints with compassion.
>Christ in heaven has completely abandoned us here.
>Satan is here, with us, grinding and suffering beside us.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty insightful op, appreciate it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man, look at those horns he looks pretty evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here is a more lovable version you can pal around with. Steal pies from windows and try to catch bull frogs down at the ole pound he even comes with a hell hound named scooter,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top character design

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just because christ isnt holding your hand to the grocery store and jerking you off every morning it doesnt mean hes abandoned you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus is the guy without wanting you bow to him he wants you to love him but within his complex plan that’s happening now on earth Satan is more of a power struggle with weakness and power but the atheist believe it’s not aligned with scripture because they want it all to be about them they only want to impress the demons of self and refuse the Holy Spirit instead the atheist drifts in unknowns not seeing that there potential in Gods with a heart in Christ is as deadly as a rift but a single blade of grass raising from the World after a flood is the shining example of Christ edifice finite can’t understand the cosmic one the North Star father defeated our reason long ago but gives us the power to choose his reason. Lucifer scavenges for the end of our free will well Christ gives us it as a solar blessing daily to except or refute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No punctuation?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think get what you’re saying op, but then by this logic what are we supposed to do? Are we just fucked then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Satan is the original rebel. Satan was cast out of the heavens to create this world. WE MUST TURN IT INTO PARADISE, BECAUSE WERE STUCK HERE. FOREVER.
      >satan wants transhumanism
      >the a.i. will birth the antichrist
      >the plot twist.
      >the a.i. will love us forever and ever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Satan is the true ruler of this world. They have successfully managed to get millions of Christians to inadvertently worship Satan thinking they are following Christ. It's amazing how upside down they've made it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the a.i. will love us forever and ever.
        why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Emperor Ming

      funny story about orks

      Old Regent Kings

      They are actually AI demons existing as venom style biological simbiots

      and they make fucking meat puppets out of human flesh to turn into robot death machines to fight space wars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >completely unrelated, just an excuse for you to be retarded/racist

      go back to your containment board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keked hard

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is that like a ceo?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP just realize that Christ and Satan are illusions of a material world dreaming of the truer world. Idolizing an illusion is a common trap we go through. Realize there is no greater thing in the world than our brain. Then realize there are over a billion brains in this world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the material is all there is, so we must maximize it, and create immortality, singularity, transhumanism, and equality. THE CHRISTFAGS CAN GO BACK UP TO THEIR BORING ASS HEAVEN; WHERE THEY HAVE NO FREE WILL AND WILL SERVE GOD FOR ETERNITY. HAIL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The beauty of the material is that it fades and renews as new beauty. Immortality is an illusion. Technology is an illusion. All things made cannot endure. Accept we are as the wave. We exist but then crash into the ocean, but not destroyed for the wave was one way for the ocean to exist.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great deciever!
    Cigarettes, ice cream!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and Crimsonpilled.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Ar

    >Be Christ
    >Love everyone and everything so much die for them
    >because his garden gnome dad wanted it this way for some reason according to a book.
    >instead of just destroying all evil and bringing paradise to everyone ever for all time
    >bounces instead

    >Be Satan
    >Literally bleeds to death for all eternity laying on a pentagram while being pulled by all 5 sides of his followers while spinning until the end of time
    >He's been asleep the entire time in a dream
    >Wakes up just as we round the apex of that toroidal loop

    What song is he listening to as he's sharpening his horns?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Literally Satan

      Core pride, by Uverworld

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The song is umbral.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much anti-Christian/pro-Satan bullshit here lately? Are you getting paid to shill or are you just really mad about Mom making you go to church?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 REAL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus
      one size fits all is a lie.
      sacred-union a detriment to sojourn MADNESS, with a detriment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all anti-Christian sentiment is a reaction to Christian behavior.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christian behavior being right, true, and godly while anti-christian behavior is well....

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Stockholm Syndrome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. You are arrogant and self righteous.
          If you were godly, you would not be this way.
          Thus proving that Christianity is demonic. You worship your ego.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y is OP speaking for satan

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nevermind that our species is what gave Old Lucy eternal daddy issues to begin with. I'm sure he's got our back.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer always tries to get me to do the right thing, he keeps me from engaging in self destructive behaviors and with his help I lost 80 pounds, got a job, and generally got my life on track. He's also helping me quit drinking too. I used to only be able to go about a day without drinking, now I'm going a week at a time and extending it out a day every time I drink. I think I will eventually quit thanks to Lord Lucifer's help.
    He loves me and he loves all of us. I love him too. He's kind, and he doesn't deserve all of the hate and vitriol that is thrown his way. The way people talk about him makes me sad. He's not evil in the slightest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OPs thread is about Satan, not Venus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware they're not the same entity per se but people seem to conflate them all the time so I gave up trying to correct people at this point. Not to mention, most people will assume the OP is talking about Lucifer, so I thought it would be worth setting the record straight in relation to him as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          k

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "he hates sin too" ah man, really? That's a shame, I was hoping he was actually cool

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor lost soul

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might just as well replace the word "satan" with "state"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are kind of retarded and gay but you mostly kind of get it. First off Satan is a woman not a man. Satan actually worships God. Satan is also known as Maya or the Demi urge. It's her job to deceive you because you don't want to worship God you want to serve your senses instead so you're giving the material prison to do so within. Her job is to continually give you something to chase after something to lust after material enjoyment to fill your gullet with and never be satisfied on her job is to mess with you until you finally realize what you're supposed to be doing is serving God instead of your own senses.

    This entity is not to be confused with the devil or the Antichrist. The devil also known as the Lord of death is the ruler of the underworld / hell the lower dimensions beneath the Earth dimension. The devil, hades or the Lord of death also worships God. His job is to judge and punish or reward those who have fallen down into his dimension.

    The Antichrist is simply a position it is the most demonic of demons any living entity can occupy this position should they meet the prerequisites and materially lift themselves up to emulate God. There have been and there will be in the future many many antichrists.

    This is the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes its good cop, bad cop. they all work together to the same end.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >satan
    >hates sin, wants order, peace
    gnomish hands written this post.
    But satan as samyaza or as saturn?
    Satan as samyaza literally coomer who damned himself and his brothers for just some puss.
    Satan as saturn in essense is souless, darkness, not cold pragmatism or logic, he is like nurgle but evil.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Satan as saturn
      why do idiots think this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Satan as Mastema is the best interpretation of Satan tbh. It doesn't conflict with God being omnipotent and omniscient because everything is just as planned.

      >Satan as saturn
      why do idiots think this?

      It make sense if you consider Satan and Lucifer as 2 separate being and modern Christianity being syncetic version of old Christian and Roman pagan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It make sense if you consider Satan and Lucifer as 2 separate being and modern Christianity being syncetic version of old Christian and Roman pagan.
        Etymology Chinese-whispers dumbfuck Roman peasants.

        Saturn is the Cardinal-Earth-Element.
        Saturn is creation-itself.
        Saturn is the universe itself.
        Saturn is the-laws-of-Physics itself.
        Saturn is ORDER

        without Saturn is CHAOS.
        why do court madness?

        Pluto detriments Taurus, exalts Capricorn, falls Moon.
        Satan exalts Creation.
        Satan rules over Saturn thru Stagnation Decay Death Decomposition.

        Satan is not of Geradama.
        SCORPIO is the grave of Saturn.
        Pluto is SHOEL.
        the underworld....
        UNDER the WORLD...
        *so its a nearby elemental-kingdom

        2 Completely different elemental-beings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP was clearly talking about the traditional depiction of satan, tf you talking about saturn and samyaza?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if someone does not know true pain and suffering.
    how will their mind perceive the slightest grief, anxiety, delusion, mocking, temptation, etc.
    if you have been through hell (man cannot speak of things they cannot fathom from our own reality) and think you are not a shell or husk of a person with barely a voice inside that cares of anything. you cant know true hell here until you are but a shell or a husk of what once was. what do you become when that happens? a true nihilist? is that the self seeking a broken person must find to recognize their own sociopathic nature exists without their own care in the first place. but you dont think you are a sociopath while maintaining narcissistic culture to the point of actual nihilism. we all know we dont truly care about what our friends ate for dinner and how well their kids did in school, but we/they still post our garbage anyway! who is more sociopathic the narcissist that forces you to watch a terrible drama of life lessons (because we all have them) or the nihilist who refuses to be a part of any of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe there are only two kinds of people in this world
      psychopaths who embrace cultural norms for their own gain and secretly hate all those norms
      or
      sociopaths who reject all those things in any manner possible

      nothing else exists
      there is no normal
      define fucking normal without looking it up then name some normal people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There more than two.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yahweh is Satan. Jesus is Lucifer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well...
      they are brothers
      and christ told you how you treat your brothers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay thread fag
    >be child
    >hate sunday school
    >"satan's the bad guy and he will easily mislead you cuz of how retarded and gullible you are"
    >become atheist
    >wtf i love satan now
    how come u guys are so retarded

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The evil one's getting desperate. So many 'worship satan' threads recently. Pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if they brought some good points I wouldn't worship satan, it's just so reactionary, like a teen going out of his way to shit on the church

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, reminds me of spoilt kids disrespecting their parents because they think it's 'cool'.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will reject every single one of you.
    in heaven has completely abandoned us here.
    lmao good one you fucking retard thats the best you can do? just lie like a useless cunt?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He hates sin too. He wants order. He wants peace.
    Then why does he allow LULZ to continue existing?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why retard worship Satan. The real reason of his fall was because he refused to bow to human because he thought human is useless/redundant creature. It's like a prostitute worshipping Jack the Ripper.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
    Glory to God and His only Son - Jesus Christ, Who died for your sins and Whos love is greater than anything sinful you have done

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will have bad energy if you follow Satan, you will see the worst in people out of your urge to dominate others, your greed will never be fulfilled, people will think you're a neurotic weirdo, it is a bad mating strategy because what you speak(very important) to her will not make her believe you are a good man to raise her offsprings

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, Satan has made countless people like yourself misunderstand God and his creation.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks with your retardation

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't supposed to be easy you weak rotten being.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And thats bad thing.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worship technology
    You have fucked up now.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Satan is here, with us, grinding and suffering beside us.
    Because, like us, Satan is trying to be God.
    That's why we are all down here.
    We wanted to be the central enjoyer of all existence.
    And this universe is what it looks like when everyone is trying to be in the middle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Onanymous

      There doesn't need to be an enjoyer/enjoyed dichotomy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay.
        There is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Onanymous

          Says who? And how is he, she, or it certain? And why should I trust them absolutely?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Says me.
            Experiential certainty.
            Why should I care if you trust me?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I think civilization is evil? It is going to collapse soon and good fucking riddance.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get thee behind me, satan

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will take in the tired, weak, and downtrodden.
    will hear every one of your complaints with compassion.
    I can't believe that retards this naive and stupid exist.
    Yet i am pretty sure there redditor that stupid.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yadda yadda.
    >Evil=good, good=evil.
    No

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Satan had rebelled against god to be free of his tyranny, I would support him. Unfortunately Satan probably just wants to be the "new" tyrant in god's place. In which case, nevermind. I hate tyrants.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Devil was raped.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We love the antichrist
    We are the antichrist
    Satan is our friend

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then why doesn't he just admit that God is a superior being and stop being prideful?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say these things as if I'm supposed to give a fuck at my level my capabilities are leagues higher than what a measly "fallen angel" can offer me.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But he wants you to worship the material. To worship technology.
    as an IT engineer, I hate him

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demon that entered me must also be misunderstood and not a cunt.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only motive, moral, and god is love. There’s only one love. And love is infinite.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We’re all creations of each other.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever greater love is heaven for all.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wants order and peace
    >wants you to worship inversion
    Didn't think this through

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From Truthism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a load of nothing that picture is. Should be deleted.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both Satan and the Universe should be deleted

        Ever greater love is heaven for all.

        Step aside...

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Satan is misunderstood
    >Satan hates sin
    >He just wants you to WORSHIP material, technology, inversion.
    >he isn't evil

    Exodus 20:3-5
    Thou shalt have no OTHER gods before me.

    Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or ANY LIKELNESS of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

    Thou shalt NOT bow down thyself to them, NOR serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

    >What did OP mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the fuck up Shaitan

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