>Sancho
100M for and not even a squad player, Either poonited is very unlucky with their signing or something is truly rotten in their management. When i think about it, I can't find a single player that came to poonited in the last 10 years that haven't experienced a drop in form
>Cristiano: ‘I walked into the cafeteria and I see Luke Shaw and Jadon Sancho eating chocolate cake and I asked them what they were doing. Sancho replied ‘know my ting cuz’ and I was ashamed to be there’.
{@PiersUncensored}
Nah, just your average London roadman. I grew up in a shitty part of London with a lot of kids like him. Although he seems more like the clownish, funny type, rather than the 'stab-you-to-death-for-your-Samsung-Galaxy' type.
They don't make them like they used to. I hate this zoomer world
1 year ago
Anonymous
Pussy when faced with real opposition
1 year ago
Anonymous
Congrats on that tackle
1 year ago
Anonymous
lol
I watched it expecting some to have knocked Keane out the way this daft Kraut set it up to be.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Someone (most likely a teuton) has clipped a tackle and minor afters, in slow motion, and given it a thumping eurobeat backing track
Very strange people
1 year ago
Anonymous
Germans don't win wars so they savour those little battles more.
no anon, added sugar is poison, one must only eat natural meat, vegetables and fruits, and only drink water. any other type of food is unbalanced and bad for the body.
Ronaldo is too strong mind to be living on this zoomer crystal era. He probably remembers Park Ji-Sung, Ferguson and Scholes autism as how he should be.
>"I find Manchester has not changed since I left. It is still a depressing city with terrible food. He [Sancho] eats jerk chicken and drinks super malt and is still in the match day squad over me, Cristiano Ronaldo."
ITT: Things that did not happen
what does "who's gonna bill it" mean?
paying for the "being late" fine probably
im guessing hes trying to say that Sancho didn't care because he's rich
This. We don't speak zoomer mutt.
what
we dont know what hes sayng either
I guess it means talking to the press?
Enrollar la marihuana
To bill, or someone billing up, means to make something, or just to roll up, in particular, a zoot, Joint or Spliff (A type of cannabis cigarette).
B O S S
Quixotesque
Sanchobros... are we useless?
yes
fricking lel sancho is a big of shit
Na vida da minha mãe, ele está jogando contra nós
>Sancho
100M for and not even a squad player, Either poonited is very unlucky with their signing or something is truly rotten in their management. When i think about it, I can't find a single player that came to poonited in the last 10 years that haven't experienced a drop in form
>Cristiano: ‘I walked into the cafeteria and I see Luke Shaw and Jadon Sancho eating chocolate cake and I asked them what they were doing. Sancho replied ‘know my ting cuz’ and I was ashamed to be there’.
{@PiersUncensored}
kek
is Sancho a Fhite caricature of a black guy
Nah, just your average London roadman. I grew up in a shitty part of London with a lot of kids like him. Although he seems more like the clownish, funny type, rather than the 'stab-you-to-death-for-your-Samsung-Galaxy' type.
I get that bundes is easy but there shouldn't be this much of a disparity unless he just doesn't care about football anymore
remind me of Keane's situation with Rooney &youngsters
You can tell Keane has nothing but contempt for many modern players.
They don't make them like they used to. I hate this zoomer world
Pussy when faced with real opposition
Congrats on that tackle
lol
I watched it expecting some to have knocked Keane out the way this daft Kraut set it up to be.
>Someone (most likely a teuton) has clipped a tackle and minor afters, in slow motion, and given it a thumping eurobeat backing track
Very strange people
Germans don't win wars so they savour those little battles more.
Is Ronaldo /ourguy/?
this is just autistic though, as long as you are in good condition to play who cares what you eat
t. Rio Ferdinand
no anon, added sugar is poison, one must only eat natural meat, vegetables and fruits, and only drink water. any other type of food is unbalanced and bad for the body.
>sugar is poison
wrong
added sugar is I said.
White sugar IS poison and not at all essential in nutrition.
Wtf Iove Ronnie now
>Luke Shaw sat eating chocolate cake
This reads like satire
Ronaldo is too strong mind to be living on this zoomer crystal era. He probably remembers Park Ji-Sung, Ferguson and Scholes autism as how he should be.
Ronaldo is shit. He can't accept that he's shit so he's lashing out.
I would love if these were real
>"I find Manchester has not changed since I left. It is still a depressing city with terrible food. He [Sancho] eats jerk chicken and drinks super malt and is still in the match day squad over me, Cristiano Ronaldo."