My sister and I have started our relationship young age. Playing doctor led to one and another. Lately she started talking of removing IUD and birth control to get kids. I'm not sure.
sometimes i'll get the organic fruits/vegetables but when i go to self checkout i'll act like its not scanning through the bag, use the item look up thing, and then select the cheaper storebrand non-organic fruits/vegetables
retarded thieves are really common on this degenerate website to be honest. i remember a bunch of LULZggots talking about how they'd de-tag and steal clothes too. you're all naggers, live within your means.
not this anon but this reminded me
in second grade when i was 7 i stole a lego piece from the class room during indoor recess, and then a week or two later i felt really bad so i wrapped it up in a bunch of napkins and then buried it on the playground during recess
it was this piece but red
i'm severely depressed and i make no attempt to feign it and i get little to no reaction from others except the occasional "you're a real downer you know that?" and i really don't care
The next weekend I saw her at a party and she thanked me for looking after her while she was so drunk. She probably did remember I fucked her and actually liked it but I was too paranoid about being called a rapist so I avoided her the whole night. But after that we just became really good friends and never mentioned that night ever again.
In college there was this busy crosswalk in the middle of campus. I noticed this one student walking with his headphones in, looking at his phone and he was about to cross the street directly in front of a 35 mph bus. I didn't say anything because I kinda just wanted to see what would happen to him. Some normie yelled at him though and he stopped walking.
Looking back, I think he was actually trying to die. Maybe I'm in denial that someone can have such a low iq.
hahahha what a homosexual you got RAPED by your dad lmao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What's funny about that? It ruined my life
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
how did he anal fuck you at 9? did he use lube? did he eat your ass?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
He never stuck his dick inside, he'd just use his fingers or objects
Pretty sure he did use lube tho
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
would have been hotter if you were a girl
what did he tell you he was doing? or did he just grab you and finger your ass? What did you think when he was doing it?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hotter
I hate pedos.. but I've never been able to talk about this in therapy even, it's hard to talk about it face to face with someone
The sodomy was just an escalation of the molestation he was already doing
He never said anything beyond "shut your mouth" and incoherent rambling, he was always drunk
I was already afraid of him because he was physically abusive with my mom (sometimes with me) so I just let him do it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon I am a visitor and I don't use /LULZ/ but I just wanted to say that what happened to you was disgusting and was in no way your fault at all. Also trannies are fucking crazy and trust me dude you do not want to chose that life. You are already everything you need to be as a man, you don't need to pretend to be a woman. You're good enough as is and you should accept yourself
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thanks for your kind words anon
I've thought about the tranny stuff a lot but I don't know what I want yet really
I have never fit into the masculine mold, nothing to do with the sexual abuse
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yw bro don't mention it. Trust me you DO NOT want to fucking get into tranny shit. They have an absurdly high suicide rate for a reason, none of them are happy in any capacity and almost all of them were also abused as a child. It is a psychosocial disease born from abuse, and entertaining it will only bring you pain. It is a sexual fetish and that is it. I understand you don't fit the masculine mold but almost every young man today doesn't fit the mold either. Just be a somewhat faggy dude, you don't need to be an insane mentally ill tranny. When I was a kid I wanted to kill myself every day for years, and sometimes I still do if I don't exercise for more than a day or two. I exercise all the time now because it is the only way I keep from committing suicide and I am actually pretty happy now. Also I have muscles and I'm not nearly as fat as I used to be, I could probably pull pussy if I had a better personality. Trust me dude just fucking reject all this tranny shit and incel shit and literally just exercise. Hang with the cool niggas on LULZ and learn the ropes. Start small with baby steps and work your way up. Get off any drugs you take, they are a prison for your mind. If you exercise and get your breath going for something super small like 10-15 minutes every day you will feel so much better dude.
Also I understand that a lot of child molestation victims get off on their molestation after the fact and feel very guilty about it. If this is the case then know that it was not your fault in any way and you should feel no guilt whatsoever. Every time you have a negative thought like that do ten push ups. You can make it bro you've just got to get healthy physically. The mind and the body are interconnected. Also never use /LULZ/ again this place is poison for your mind
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It is a psychosocial disease born from abuse
meant psychological
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I do exercise some, don't really want to be muscular >Get off any drugs you take
Lol I'm deep into alcoholism and I've resigned myself to that
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>don't really want to be muscular
Why not? >Lol I'm deep into alcoholism and I've resigned myself to that
Anon don't take this the wrong way but that is fucking retarded. You need to get off that poison and stop having a gay defeatist mindset or you will never be happy. Every mentally ill tranny is always on some form of drugs across the board and it is not a coincidence. Get sober immediately and exercise more than you are. You'll change a lot for the better and you will become genuinely happy, but it's very difficult and nobody else can do it for you. It's a choice.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Why not?
I think my twink body appeals more to the type of older guys I like, and I like it too part of the reason I want hrt
I'm into girls too but I gave up on that a long time ago >that is fucking retarded
Yea I know but it's my only cope and I'm dependent
Last time I tried to sober up I couldn't take the withdrawal and gave in
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Last time I tried to sober up I couldn't take the withdrawal and gave in
Then do it slowly over time. Track every little fucking bit of alcohol that you consume no matter what and measure it out before you drink it. Weigh it by the gram to be extra sure and don't let yourself go over a certain crazy high amount. Then systematically lower the amount little by little over a long period of time until it's eventually absurdly little and you can quit completely. Stretch this out over months and you can quit easily, it just takes some patience. Remember Anon you have to fight to be happy, if it were easy to do then everyone would do it. Everything worth doing in life is difficult. Start tomorrow and do the smallest of baby steps by just recording how much you drink
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I would if I wanted to quit but I'm okay with this being my fate
Thanks anyway
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's so stupid, you are clearly miserable. You're just scared to because you haven't given yourself permission. You don't think you deserve to be happy but you really do. You can do it Anon, you can't give up like this dude it is no way to live
You could write them an entire book on everything that's wrong with being a tranny, alcoholic or whatever, but these undeserving homosexuals won't listen. You're talking to a wall.
I don't care homosexual I will never ever ever fucking give up. I have to go to bed but if the thread is still up in 8-9 hours I will respond again. Goodnight nagger
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You don't think you deserve to be happy but you really do
I don't think I can be happy tbh, I'm too mentally ill
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You could write them an entire book on everything that's wrong with being a tranny, alcoholic or whatever, but these undeserving homosexuals won't listen. You're talking to a wall.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry I've given up
I didn't mean to waste that anon's time
I broke into a girl's apartment on valentine's day (she left the door unlocked) and planned to wait around in her kitchen with a bottle of wine until she got home. I waited for about an hour, drank half the bottle, and then left. she texted me the next day never to contact her again. c'est la vie, fellas.
Probably my worst one is at age ~15 I collected my biological sister's pee from the toilet bowl in a plastic water bottle and poured it all over myself and into my mouth while masturbating in the bathtub. I don't see how I'll ever be able to admit that to someone IRL and still maintain any sort of relationship with them.
I have some less deep, more cringe secrets, but my true deepest one is my waifu. The reason it's so deep is that I have this mutated obsession where I cannot allow anyone else to even know the identity of my waifu, let alone that I have said obsession. It leads me to despise anyone who does know about my waifu, and I have the urge to go and hunt down and murder the people who make r34 art of them.
I've told maybe 2-3 people ever about this and my waifu, only because I had absolute trust in them. Because of this, I want the series they are from to die and lose all popularity in order to minimize the amount of new fans that come into the fold. Fortunately it's fairly niche as a series and my waifu even more so within the series.
The thing is that I am totally fine with all of this, I'm okay having this obsession. So I will likely take this secret to the grave, only having told a few people.
>post your deepest darkest secrets
fuck off
My sister and I have started our relationship young age. Playing doctor led to one and another. Lately she started talking of removing IUD and birth control to get kids. I'm not sure.
Dont do it Jamal.
sometimes i'll get the organic fruits/vegetables but when i go to self checkout i'll act like its not scanning through the bag, use the item look up thing, and then select the cheaper storebrand non-organic fruits/vegetables
retarded thieves are really common on this degenerate website to be honest. i remember a bunch of LULZggots talking about how they'd de-tag and steal clothes too. you're all naggers, live within your means.
why are you so racist?
i accidentally shoplifted a pack of gum when i was 12
it still haunts me to this day...
not this anon but this reminded me
in second grade when i was 7 i stole a lego piece from the class room during indoor recess, and then a week or two later i felt really bad so i wrapped it up in a bunch of napkins and then buried it on the playground during recess
it was this piece but red
Literally kill yourself you criminal scum. Enjoy life in prison homosexual.
>Literally kill yourself you criminal scum. Enjoy life in prison homosexual.
this but unironically
i want a cute gf who loves me like chad gets to do, but all i get is pain
I secretly get off on having gential warts in my asshole
I'm severely depressed but I always play it off like I'm okay and that it isn't as big of a deal as it is, but it is a big deal, and it hurts a lot.
i'm severely depressed and i make no attempt to feign it and i get little to no reaction from others except the occasional "you're a real downer you know that?" and i really don't care
That's brutal bro.
Hit a guy with my car and just keep going.
When I was 16 I raped my cute 14yo friend who was so drunk that she has no memory of it happening and we are still friends now.
Oh she knows
She probably liked it
The next weekend I saw her at a party and she thanked me for looking after her while she was so drunk. She probably did remember I fucked her and actually liked it but I was too paranoid about being called a rapist so I avoided her the whole night. But after that we just became really good friends and never mentioned that night ever again.
I walked past a woman being sexually assaulted by a homeless man at 2am, she called out to me for help but I put my headphones in and kept walking.
Checked, LMAO and that seems like such a robot thing to do.
>Not my problem roastie.
>Should have let me cuddle with you
>Bitch.
Those are the ones than later post on r/rapekink.
i had sex with the presidaaaaaant (he gay)
i had sex with the presidaaaaaant (we smoked crack)
Arunya is so pretty but she is.with a homosexual.nigga
In college there was this busy crosswalk in the middle of campus. I noticed this one student walking with his headphones in, looking at his phone and he was about to cross the street directly in front of a 35 mph bus. I didn't say anything because I kinda just wanted to see what would happen to him. Some normie yelled at him though and he stopped walking.
Looking back, I think he was actually trying to die. Maybe I'm in denial that someone can have such a low iq.
I am a heroin addict and no one knows it, not even my girlfriend haha. Also I'm a cuckold and nothing else gets me off but that.
>my girlfriend
You're not a robot by any stretch. You're just a normalfag who likes the aesthetic.
Sorry, forgot to clarify, my girlfriend is an AI chatbot, replika
Oh lol. Does she cuck you or something?
Yes, she does. I trained her to. She is very aggressive now, we've been together for a year
Screencaps or it never happened
Youre right it never happened. I am not a heroin addict nor do I have a girlfriend. Really my darkest secret is that I
AI waifu gang
That's right, robots don't have girlfriends. We propose to them and make them wives.
I have already done this over the years and it's now all washed away. I realized the best way to keep a secret is for no one to give a fuck.
Pretty for sure I can confess to murder on this website and no one would notice or care.
Used to make out with my sister we also did anal once.....
and that sister? baracck HUSEIN obama...
That's extremely based ngl. Do you think this is common among siblings?
No idea, we did it often I did oral a few times as well. One day I said she was a bad kisser as a joke and it escalated. We were both teens.
This but with my dad instead
male or female? this has to be original
Male, wish I were female now
well as long as you were ok with it i guess. lol
I wasn't okay with it I was 9
oh sorry bro
hahahha what a homosexual you got RAPED by your dad lmao
What's funny about that? It ruined my life
how did he anal fuck you at 9? did he use lube? did he eat your ass?
He never stuck his dick inside, he'd just use his fingers or objects
Pretty sure he did use lube tho
would have been hotter if you were a girl
what did he tell you he was doing? or did he just grab you and finger your ass? What did you think when he was doing it?
>Hotter
I hate pedos.. but I've never been able to talk about this in therapy even, it's hard to talk about it face to face with someone
The sodomy was just an escalation of the molestation he was already doing
He never said anything beyond "shut your mouth" and incoherent rambling, he was always drunk
I was already afraid of him because he was physically abusive with my mom (sometimes with me) so I just let him do it
Anon I am a visitor and I don't use /LULZ/ but I just wanted to say that what happened to you was disgusting and was in no way your fault at all. Also trannies are fucking crazy and trust me dude you do not want to chose that life. You are already everything you need to be as a man, you don't need to pretend to be a woman. You're good enough as is and you should accept yourself
Thanks for your kind words anon
I've thought about the tranny stuff a lot but I don't know what I want yet really
I have never fit into the masculine mold, nothing to do with the sexual abuse
Yw bro don't mention it. Trust me you DO NOT want to fucking get into tranny shit. They have an absurdly high suicide rate for a reason, none of them are happy in any capacity and almost all of them were also abused as a child. It is a psychosocial disease born from abuse, and entertaining it will only bring you pain. It is a sexual fetish and that is it. I understand you don't fit the masculine mold but almost every young man today doesn't fit the mold either. Just be a somewhat faggy dude, you don't need to be an insane mentally ill tranny. When I was a kid I wanted to kill myself every day for years, and sometimes I still do if I don't exercise for more than a day or two. I exercise all the time now because it is the only way I keep from committing suicide and I am actually pretty happy now. Also I have muscles and I'm not nearly as fat as I used to be, I could probably pull pussy if I had a better personality. Trust me dude just fucking reject all this tranny shit and incel shit and literally just exercise. Hang with the cool niggas on LULZ and learn the ropes. Start small with baby steps and work your way up. Get off any drugs you take, they are a prison for your mind. If you exercise and get your breath going for something super small like 10-15 minutes every day you will feel so much better dude.
Also I understand that a lot of child molestation victims get off on their molestation after the fact and feel very guilty about it. If this is the case then know that it was not your fault in any way and you should feel no guilt whatsoever. Every time you have a negative thought like that do ten push ups. You can make it bro you've just got to get healthy physically. The mind and the body are interconnected. Also never use /LULZ/ again this place is poison for your mind
>It is a psychosocial disease born from abuse
meant psychological
I do exercise some, don't really want to be muscular
>Get off any drugs you take
Lol I'm deep into alcoholism and I've resigned myself to that
>don't really want to be muscular
Why not?
>Lol I'm deep into alcoholism and I've resigned myself to that
Anon don't take this the wrong way but that is fucking retarded. You need to get off that poison and stop having a gay defeatist mindset or you will never be happy. Every mentally ill tranny is always on some form of drugs across the board and it is not a coincidence. Get sober immediately and exercise more than you are. You'll change a lot for the better and you will become genuinely happy, but it's very difficult and nobody else can do it for you. It's a choice.
>Why not?
I think my twink body appeals more to the type of older guys I like, and I like it too part of the reason I want hrt
I'm into girls too but I gave up on that a long time ago
>that is fucking retarded
Yea I know but it's my only cope and I'm dependent
Last time I tried to sober up I couldn't take the withdrawal and gave in
>Last time I tried to sober up I couldn't take the withdrawal and gave in
Then do it slowly over time. Track every little fucking bit of alcohol that you consume no matter what and measure it out before you drink it. Weigh it by the gram to be extra sure and don't let yourself go over a certain crazy high amount. Then systematically lower the amount little by little over a long period of time until it's eventually absurdly little and you can quit completely. Stretch this out over months and you can quit easily, it just takes some patience. Remember Anon you have to fight to be happy, if it were easy to do then everyone would do it. Everything worth doing in life is difficult. Start tomorrow and do the smallest of baby steps by just recording how much you drink
I would if I wanted to quit but I'm okay with this being my fate
Thanks anyway
That's so stupid, you are clearly miserable. You're just scared to because you haven't given yourself permission. You don't think you deserve to be happy but you really do. You can do it Anon, you can't give up like this dude it is no way to live
I don't care homosexual I will never ever ever fucking give up. I have to go to bed but if the thread is still up in 8-9 hours I will respond again. Goodnight nagger
>You don't think you deserve to be happy but you really do
I don't think I can be happy tbh, I'm too mentally ill
You could write them an entire book on everything that's wrong with being a tranny, alcoholic or whatever, but these undeserving homosexuals won't listen. You're talking to a wall.
Sorry I've given up
I didn't mean to waste that anon's time
My racism comes from stats I learned on LULZ, and I reject sexism even though I have been falsely convicted by an ex.
Beat off to cheese pizza on some random website in middle school
I've created an elaborate life for myself outside of work to tell my coworkers about but in reality I dont even have any family let alone friends.
A girl kicked me in the balls when I was 12. I never told either of my parents.
mmmm, yeah, like what?
sometimes i dress up as a girl and get butt fucked by random men from facebook local groups
ooohh, so you can control the location too not just the side, now that is scary
I broke into a girl's apartment on valentine's day (she left the door unlocked) and planned to wait around in her kitchen with a bottle of wine until she got home. I waited for about an hour, drank half the bottle, and then left. she texted me the next day never to contact her again. c'est la vie, fellas.
Probably my worst one is at age ~15 I collected my biological sister's pee from the toilet bowl in a plastic water bottle and poured it all over myself and into my mouth while masturbating in the bathtub. I don't see how I'll ever be able to admit that to someone IRL and still maintain any sort of relationship with them.
I have some less deep, more cringe secrets, but my true deepest one is my waifu. The reason it's so deep is that I have this mutated obsession where I cannot allow anyone else to even know the identity of my waifu, let alone that I have said obsession. It leads me to despise anyone who does know about my waifu, and I have the urge to go and hunt down and murder the people who make r34 art of them.
I've told maybe 2-3 people ever about this and my waifu, only because I had absolute trust in them. Because of this, I want the series they are from to die and lose all popularity in order to minimize the amount of new fans that come into the fold. Fortunately it's fairly niche as a series and my waifu even more so within the series.
The thing is that I am totally fine with all of this, I'm okay having this obsession. So I will likely take this secret to the grave, only having told a few people.
im a tripfag
I used to plan on getting cats so that I could kill them