>reports among employees indicate that musk is leading programming at twitter, to compensate for bloat
how do i become like him? he's a literal genius
>reports among employees indicate that musk is leading programming at twitter, to compensate for bloat
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>Wants to go to Mars
>Gets caught up in programming a social media site where nothing intelligent can be expressed due to the limited word count.
Brilliant.
musk has some serious ADHD issues. maybe the neuralink is for himself, so he can focus on one task for longer than five seconds.
>hurr durr he's good okay but he has XYZ
fuck off kike with your logical fallacy, no one cares, ADHD doesnt exist like all your labeling dogma
>make post calling musk mentally disabled
>retard thinks it's in support of him
holy shit, nagger, calm down
He has some serious retard issues is what
Didn't he tell Lex we'd be on mars in 5 years?
SpaceX is pretty autonomous.
All the major decisions have been made and it's just building infrastructure and test vehicles at this point.
Manufacturing doesn't need nearly as much hand holding as software companies.
Being a better leader than 99% of programing industry isn't hard when they are all caught up in cargo cults like ITIL and agile scrum.
> elon "oh me? no, i'm not a pedo. just happen to be an expert on child-sex tourism in asia!" musk
> genius
the man is a retarded pedophile and has never coded anything in his life besides a fucking trash game on the commodore vic20.
T. leftypol turning this thread into yet another anti elon masturbation circle jerk thread.
ok pedo
>Huge wall of text
>New Socialist
Nobody's gonna read that breh
Nice way of deflecting criticism to defend the richest man in the world, and he doesn't even pay you!
I would rather have 1000 based billionaires than 1 regular politician
he's still surpassed us in success on every level. Maybe not on women but he's coping by dicky tourism I guess
>surpassed us in success
yeah if the government gave me billions of dollars just because I said I want to go to mars I would be successful too, Elon is a welfare queen.
kwaf
Where is Hyperloop? Is she okay?
>the coolest thing at CES is the parking lot tunnel
Hyperloop went from this futuristic idea that a tunnel for cars. Not even subway or something. Just a tunnel for cars. Amazing.
It was literally just a way for him to get billions in tax payer subsidise and grants.
Putting down tracks and having an autonomous train go back and forth would be 100000% more efficient and economical.
>Hyperloop
Eerily coincidental with him meeting daryl oster, who patented the idea in the 90s
>no thats my idea, I made that idea
Mess with the rat, get musked
Then all the musketeers are like
>ooooo Elon you so clever, let me gobble your balls
Wasn't this just a secret plot by him to have a CEO-only tunnel between SpaceX and his house?
nah he's trying to eliminate trains and push people towards (superior) cars. he literally played the libshits, to our benefit
Why am I worse off than the retards who thought this is a good idea?
Someone post the
>Dogshit
>Dogshit, Japan
meme but replace "Japan" with "Pink LEDs".
Normies think literally anything with bright LEDs is "the future".
>gamer-like tunnel that simulates a subway
>not even in a straight line
what a revolutionary way to extract money from retards
Elon seems like a genuinely smart and ambitious guy who doesn't make money just to buy himself boats and mansions, so I'd love to know what really goes on in his head regarding shit like this.
Is it a meme just to fuck with people and drain money from billionaire investors? Did he have a vision about something that didn't turn out right, and he's trying to damage control it by showing it off like it's fine? Is he looking further into the future and imagining something that will be built that we don't see yet? Did he expect other people to fill in the gaps in his vision, but everyone just clocks out at 5 and doesn't give a fuck about seriously building the future? Is he childish and naive about the reality of his ideas but somehow there's nobody to knock some reality into him before it's already built, either because everyone else profits so they stay silent about it or because he's set on doing new things and doesn't listen to anyone?
>inb4 muh emerald mines muh israelites
Nobody cares about your jealousy.
>Nobody cares
I care. And not for the emerald mine thing itself, but the whole streisand effect of it where he tries to deny it because it looks bad for his tony stark larp persona
>genuinely smart
he's literally never made anything, he just does Bill Gates style backstabbing lmao
>Ambitious guy
if your definition of ambitious is collect a lot of government money while doing no actual work
Technically op, you can say that you worked for Twitter, nobody will fact check since musk laid off all HR
Going to Mars and electric cars are bill-nye-the-science-guy-Reddit-I-fucking-love-science-Rick-and-morty-enlightened-atheist-tier endeavors.
If I was in Elon Musk’s position I’d probably cash in on my meme status to buy some no-consequence company like Twitter for fun too.
People act like Musk’s management of Twitter is some huge egregious affront to humanity but it’s a fucking micro blogging site lmao who cares let him run it into the ground if he wants to it’s his
If I had fuck-you money I’d buy LULZ and run it into the ground for funsies until I got bored and then pawn it off to one of my sycophantic yes-men.
Imagine buying your favorite shit-post medium. Literally living the dream.
But Teslas already work pretty well. The only problem is the lack of charging stations in cross-country trips.
Yeah they’re pretty neat but hearing about him sleeping on the factory floor and working 24/7 all to speed up the development of electric cars by what? 10? 20 years? Doesn’t sound worth it on a personal level. Luckily it translated into meme-magic for him and he realized memes are the only thing that matter.
>he's a literal genius
um no hes literally racist
where are the reports?
>implying the libshit media will report on the obvious truth
then link to any report, anywhere
>musk is leading programming
lmao he just promises a horse to engineers under his command so they pretend like he can actually code and they don't immediately undo the damage he does to the codebase when he tries being smart
CROIKEY
Based Elon paid $44 billion to be a webshitter.
I must be an idiot but shouldn’t the laughing image be Twitter shareholders?
Elon offered to purchase the website for $44b waiving due diligence, the website is 40% bot armies. Court says “sorry elon, no takie backies!”
Who waives due diligence in a $44b purchase of a website _you_ claim has an undisclosed bot problem?
yes, if he would have waited like 3 months all the tech stocks tanked at least 50%. he said twitter was hemorrhaging cash. you know the only reason parag or whoever was so willing to welcome his offer in the first place and not fight at all was because they were in deep shit
This is actually hilarious in retrospect with all the retards who thought he was playing 5D chess:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1546344529460174849
Didn't he go through with the buy because HIS shit was being shared in court?
Yes. He also ended up paying the full price.
>that image
Lmao he is the one that got fucked. It’s the best that could happen to twitter shareholders. Its like you trying to sell your used fleshlight and some retard accidentally bids like 240 dollars for it with no refund
I think you need to inherit an apartheid emerald mine.
Original plan was to cash tesla stock for the purchase, and then refuse to buy on dubious grounds to have cash on hand.
He couldn't wiggle out of it and got stuck trying to turn the twitter turd into gold.
if he had left the original staff in place, i bet twitter would have been at the forefront of the ai revolution. very short sighted of this 'tech genius'
>original staff
>forefront
>ai
Have you noticed all of the ai generated images are of white people?
sure, keep all the people that want you to fail and let them sabotage the company
maybe people wouldn't want to sabotage the company if Elon wasn't a terrible piece of shit, if you go some place and everyone wants to immediately sabotage you, you're a shitty leader and lack any and all self awareness
who cares about this dummy anyways, I don't even use twitter
He could at least not mess up the timeline or keep shit like "X liked", "Y retweeted" or "Z replied"
Nope. All that is gone and you have no idea where the fuck all this stuff on your feed is coming from
My favorite thing about Musk is that he has children all over the place. 10 kids! You never hear about it but he has a kid with basically every woman he's had a relationship with yet he's still single. He's the ultimate black man.
By changing the stack.
>musk is leading programming at twitter
*Cracks whip*
China man fix this now
You will never work at twitter again.
Ywnwata