Just don't go in and see what happens.
Don't respond to emails asking why you're not in.
Just do the work and avoid people. >t. doing this since COVID and people forgot about me LMAO
If I can’t live my dream life in Thailand because I’m too lazy to learn a skill that can be done remotely to fuck hookers all day than NOBODY THE FUCK ELSE CAN.
FUCK. YOU. homosexual. Get back in the fucking office you dork homosexual bitch. Yea fuck you bitch
Don't go in, don't respond to emails asking why you're not in. If they fire you, file a complaint for constructive dismissal with your state's department of labor, and proceed to collect those sweet, sweet unemployment gibs
When I got that email I called my manager and said:
Hey,
So basically I'm just not gonna come in.
I Know..... UGH I know...
It's just that I'm not gonna come in is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Took a couple meetings with my manager's manager but eventually they realized I wasn't bluffing and it would be more of a pain in the ass to replace me. They never brought it up again.
I know the solution is "just dont go in" but what do you say if you have a daily standup every morning and your boss keeps asking why you wont come in? I cant just ignore the question
>return to office mandated at my company >3 days a week >use half-baked badge-swipe tracking tool to keep track and send reports to my supervisor >supervisor lives on opposite side of the country, can only know if we're coming in based on these reports >only 1 or 2 upper managers know how to use it and where to even find it >dipshit company reorgs entire management chain >almost all upper managers replaced >no one knows where this reporting tool is anymore >supervisor not getting reports anymore >stop going to office for months >nothing happens
i love the competency crisis
>Workplace mandated 3 days a week in the office >Before this news even reaches my ears my boss contacts me to tell me it doesn't apply to me >Feels good to be appreciated and needed.
They know I'd just leave if they'd make me come in 3 days a week. I'm not irreplacable but there's not many people out there doing what I do in the way I do it.
change jobs my nigga
Just don't go in and see what happens.
Don't respond to emails asking why you're not in.
Just do the work and avoid people.
>t. doing this since COVID and people forgot about me LMAO
just tell them you mandated raise your salary by 60% in that case
>continue to not come to the office
>she didn't locked in a remote job with a business that has no physical office
BACK TO THE CAGE WAGIE!
HAHAHAHAHA!
SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK YOU DORK homosexual.
If I can’t live my dream life in Thailand because I’m too lazy to learn a skill that can be done remotely to fuck hookers all day than NOBODY THE FUCK ELSE CAN.
FUCK. YOU. homosexual. Get back in the fucking office you dork homosexual bitch. Yea fuck you bitch
Don't go in, don't respond to emails asking why you're not in. If they fire you, file a complaint for constructive dismissal with your state's department of labor, and proceed to collect those sweet, sweet unemployment gibs
When I got that email I called my manager and said:
Hey,
So basically I'm just not gonna come in.
I Know..... UGH I know...
It's just that I'm not gonna come in is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Took a couple meetings with my manager's manager but eventually they realized I wasn't bluffing and it would be more of a pain in the ass to replace me. They never brought it up again.
I have long covid so it's dangerous for me to come into the office. Sorry, Dr. Fauci's orders.
I know the solution is "just dont go in" but what do you say if you have a daily standup every morning and your boss keeps asking why you wont come in? I cant just ignore the question
Someone in the room has a phone with Facetime or Zoom on it, I'm sure. Offer to provide the business with one of those little telepresence robots.
Don't go in, let them fire you. You're not wageslave with a mortgage are you?
this is why i updated my address to my parents. now if they fire me, I can just claim unemployment and go get a better job
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>return to office mandated at my company
>3 days a week
>use half-baked badge-swipe tracking tool to keep track and send reports to my supervisor
>supervisor lives on opposite side of the country, can only know if we're coming in based on these reports
>only 1 or 2 upper managers know how to use it and where to even find it
>dipshit company reorgs entire management chain
>almost all upper managers replaced
>no one knows where this reporting tool is anymore
>supervisor not getting reports anymore
>stop going to office for months
>nothing happens
i love the competency crisis
>Workplace mandated 3 days a week in the office
>Before this news even reaches my ears my boss contacts me to tell me it doesn't apply to me
>Feels good to be appreciated and needed.
They know I'd just leave if they'd make me come in 3 days a week. I'm not irreplacable but there's not many people out there doing what I do in the way I do it.
I don't even have an office anymore 🙂
Constructive dismissal, file for unemployment, cruise through the coming recession.
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My work mandates a lot of things
>Vax
>Mandatory in person meetings
>Return to office
and I've told them to fuck off every time. Still employed