redpill me on neanderthals.

redpill me on neanderthals.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need to stop "redpill me on x" threads.
    Facilitate interesting conversation, rather than asking for a spoon-fed info-dump.

    What exactly do you want to know about them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I apologize. I did not know how else to phrase it. I was in a thread the other day that pertained to the "super predator gorilla neanderthal" theory but I'm not entirely convinced. I've tried looking things up but most of the results boil down to "they could use tools" and "they interbred with humans" rather than anything more substantial such as their civilization (so to speak) and culture

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As to rather or not to rather or not they looked like the upright gorilla super predator, or the more archetypal caveman is undetermined.
        That image of the Neanderthal was popularized by Danny Vendramini a film maker, not an anthropologist. the image of the upright gorilla neanderthal was developed for the documentary "them and us" which, in my opinion, is more of a selling point than an actual theory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how did their penises compare to human ones?
      how many human women got raped by them and how many fucked them willingly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Homo sapiens have the biggest dicks, this is undisputed fact

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based
          humans manage to BTFO these betas at every level

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if neanders existed today human women would still fuck them because they'd be low inhib alphas that fuck animalistacally just like dogs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, but they would be relatively short compared to Humans.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why?
                Humans at the time of neanderthals were shorter than Neanderthals.
                Neanderthal average height in the modern world would be 6'4" average.
                Couple that with beastmode body morphology and robust features.
                Human men would no longer exist in a sexual sense.
                Woman want alphas
                Human (African) males simply can not contest animalistic bestial lust Neanderthals provoke in foid loins.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you just know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Neanderthals = inspiration for hobbits?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Does this mean humans with more neanderthal admixture have smaller penises?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Asians have the highest amount of it, AFAIK.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Today LULZ taught me that Asian dick is a symptom of neanderthal admixture.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is that image from auralnauts’ Star Wars dub?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              WTF, this might be Mandela effect, but I could have sworn that Europeans had the most Neanderthal DNA

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No worries, you're just misremembering.
                I remember learning this back around 2014
                Asians>Europeans>Africans

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                WTF, this might be Mandela effect, but I could have sworn that Europeans had the most Neanderthal DNA

                Asians have the highest amount of it, AFAIK.

                They don't. Its Denisovan that increases their Neanderthal admixture. They have 1.5% actual Neanderthal and 1.2% Denisovan, Europeans are 1.9-2% Neanderthal 0% Denisovan.
                Its also not East Asians.
                Its in Papuans and Australoids.
                In Papuans they have nearly 20% non-modern human DNA.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >In Papuans they have nearly 20% non-modern human DNA.
                >Starts remembering the IQ charts
                Yeah everything checks out.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also remembered this too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i think Varg went around saying that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why do Asians have so much Neanderthal DNA? Most of their range was in Europe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They lived everywhere from the middle east to Europe, Spain and Asia. Last Neanderthal died in Belgium I think. Or Spain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if a modern human had coitus with a neanderthal and that resulted in an offspring, what would that offsping be?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >redpill me on neanderthals.
    neanderthals arent human. humans were made by God and imbued with the divine spark and neanderthals were the natural apex evolution of primates.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neandethals didn't exists, the bones (((they))) """""""""""""found"""""""""""""""""" are actually just deformed human bones

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The uncanny valley is the result of your ancestors hunting those motherfuckers to extinction out of pure disgust and rage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uncanny valley developed as a way to combat mongoloids who were absorbing people by throwing mongoloid wombs at them.
      They went extinct because the ice age ended the mega fauna died out, lots of apex predators went extinct. Humans filled in a relatively warm and temperate Europe.

      Why do Asians have so much Neanderthal DNA? Most of their range was in Europe

      Bump for answer

      Its Denisovan. Neanderthals were close with Denisovans and mixed with them in asia and then they mixed with archaic Eurasians from Europe who spread into asia.
      Alternatively, the same thing happened but with South Asians (Australoids) who populated Asia by taking Eurasian women and the Australoid genes were a vector for Neanderthal/Denisovan genes.
      Denisovans were either an offshoot of proto-Neanderthals or an offshoot of proto-proto-Neanderthals.
      They were closer to eachother than either was to humans.
      Denisovans may have been larger though.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neanderthals had bigger craniums than modern humans.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were hypermuscular cannibalistic beasts, the paleolithic equivalent of roid abusers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cannibalistic
      Source? I’d like to read more

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The bones bore unmistakable signs of butchery: indentations where they were hammered open to expose the marrow within, cut marks left by knives used to tear the flesh away. They were scattered throughout the cave, and jumbled with the remains of horses and reindeer that had been similarly cut and bruised. When the scientists pieced the skeletons together, they formed five humans: four adults and a child.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/08/grisly-evidence-of-neanderthal-cannibalism-uncovered-in-a-belgian-cave/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks

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