>reading on the toilet again. >get shit all over my pages again

>reading on the toilet again
>get shit all over my pages again

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't read on the potty. Make your poopies, clean up, and gtfo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and true.

      https://i.imgur.com/JVVCp0X.jpg

      >reading on the toilet again
      >get shit all over my pages again

      OP get off the pot as soon as you've pinched off the last turd and wiped. I know it's relaxing, but sitting too long on the toilet is bad for your anus and rectum, it adds unnecessary pressure which can lead to hemorrhoids and anal fissures, both of which I have had, probably because, in part, I used to be a chronic toilet reader/video watcher. Rrhoids and fissures are extremely unpleasant and can cause pain like you wouldn't believe. The toilet has a purpose, so fulfill its purpose and get off.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using the book to wipe, dummy

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're reading (insert your favorite author here), then what's the difference?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put book on top of the toilet tank to read while I pee
    >foreskin blocks passage of pee causing it to explode when it comes out
    >book ends up soaked in pee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you peel your fricking sock back before you start pissing, genius?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        busy reading

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw mom found the poopoo publication
    >auntie found the turd time
    >dad found the buttbutter book

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-bu-but everybody poops!
      >You need to leave, Anon.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always take my shirt off when I poop because one time in elementary school I accidentally shit all over the back of my shirt.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. This is why I go to great lengths to poop at home. I find it much more comfortable to poop without shirt/pants/shoes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pooping without pants is a game changer, being able to spread your legs extra wide is like pooping for the first time again, glorious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. This is why I go to great lengths to poop at home. I find it much more comfortable to poop without shirt/pants/shoes.

      >Americans

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lose respect for a person instantly the moment i find out they read or use their phone on the toilet
    absolutely disgusting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro I'm built for speed, don't have time to just sit and stare at the wall as God intended.
      There's only so much time in the day to read and I need to use all of it so I can keep proving people on the internet wrong.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Can't imagine how spooked one must be to let some arbitrary convention about "toilet rooms" impede on their reading. Me, I just relieve myself wheresoever I am and get on with it.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My imagination is too good, and I can't poop while reading because it feels like people are in the room with me.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for making me laugh tonight.

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