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Why don't you just sell your virginity for millions? You'll be set for life
I'm not just going to give my virginity away to some guy who I don't genuinely love.
I want to lose my virginity after marriage to a guy who I genuinely love.
I'm not even that ugly, I've had plenty of guys ask me out.
The chad you're going to give it to will already have a bodycount of 100+. Love doesn't exist. You'll give something you could've made millions on and retired on for free to some random guy from Hinge? Seems like a waste to me
I don't want a chad. I want a virgin guy who is loyal and dedicated to me and I won't settle for anything else.
You mean you want an attractive, tall, dominant guy, who preferably is sweet and a virgin, to take your virginity.
I said I don't want a chad, are you fucking retarded?
Yes, that's what you all say on your little hello kitty forum. You'll soon enough post about that tall, handsome guy you either are dating or have a crush on and stand close to to smell.
Bonus points if you call him "unconventionally attractive" or claim you usually don't like taller guys.
I really couldn't care any less about what you homosexuals have to say about me saving my virginity for a virgin guy.
It's genuinely what I've always wanted and been dedicated to.
>saving my virginity for a virgin guy
You're in luck, male virginity is at an all time high.
I suppose, but it's been really hard finding a guy who's kind, loyal, not retarded and knowledgeable who is willing to start a family.
That's because those aren't your only requirements, you also want him to be tall, handsome and rich.
I swear every time I fucking tell any of you retards my type of guy you just never seem to fucking understand.
I already said he doesn't have to be a chad. He just has to be hardworking
I kinda believe you when you say you will settle for less than Chad.
What I implied was it was NOT hard finding a man who's kind, loyal, not retarded and knowledgeable who is willing to start a family.
But now you also added hardworking to your list. What else are you hiding?
>What else are you hiding?
I think the best way to describe my type would be a trad guy who doesn't have to look like a chad.
The reason they "don't understand" is because you refuse to word things honestly. When they say "chad", they mean a guy that is very handsome and makes you naturally horny.
Disregard the actual words and just listen to the message.
Whether or not you're using the same word, you're both talking about the idea that you won't bang any dude unless he checks a series of check-marks, one of which being he's handsome beyond a certain threshold.
I don't know why you're here, you don't even belong in the group of people who know about this place
It's like me going to woman's group therapy session for just having got out of a serious relationship
My definition of a "chad" is a guy who is tall (over 6'0"), looks better than the average guy you see outside, and has an outgoing and sociable personality.
My ideal guy doesn't have to have those qualities. I'm not saying he shouldn't. It's fine if he does, but he doesn't have to.
>I don't know why you're here, you don't even belong in the group of people who know about this place
I'm not sure why I'm here either, I guess I just come here out of boredom
The world is awash with single men who work decent jobs, the majority of men work. And somewhat under half have a degree. Granted loyalty is hard to assess upfront, but if you aren't lying, why don't you already have one? Your work is practically cut out for you
I want to wait a bit longer. I think I'm too young.
Because you women say one thing and then do another. It's not like when talking with a fellow autist where you can assuming it's all in good faith and what he's saying is really what he thinks.
I think you're problem is the type of guy you are looking for is likely socially retarded. May be turning down or giving up too easy on the socially awkward guys that fit your bill, but just need help opening up and improving their self esteem.
No, its only really hard finding a Chad who's kind, loyal, not retarded and knowledgeable who is willing to start a family.
I'll bite why would any women want to date a nonchad?
what if im loyal, not retarded, and willing to start a family, but im not nice nor a virgin.
You'd say this but as soon as loneliness starts rearing it's head you'll jump on the first chad you see. At best you'd just suck him off and do anal and pretend you're still a pure virgin somehow.
Women can't deal with the loneliness and would never date a virgin nice guy.
>Women can't deal with the loneliness and would never date a virgin nice guy
There are a lot of nice guys who are lonely. It's not that hard to find one.
I don't really care if you think I wouldn't date one, but I think they're better and more loyal that the fake chads.
>they're better and more loyal
That's a given, but that's not what femoid brains want. They want the dark triad asshole.
It all starts nice and stuff but then you'll suddenly realise you "could do better" or that "he's not that exciting and interesting" and it's all downhill from there. Women can't fight their instincts.
>but that's not what femoid brains want
I'm not a femoid
>"he's not that exciting and interesting"
All I need is a hard working man who loves me and will to provide for a family. That's all.
I don't expect anything more.
>I'm not a femoid
Trannies shouldn't even be on this thread, mate, they've lost their virginity when they were raped by their uncles at age 7 or something and even if you didn't nobody would pay for it.
I'm not trans. I'm a cis female.
kys, degenerate
If you're not lying then my previous posts still stand, my dear femoid.
I'm not interested in things to do with online relationships.
I'm not that anon, sweetie. The other one, with the other posts, goddammit.
agghhh which one
Are you trans? God, please be my gf 😉
i mean, ive had opportunities to do stuff with attractive men and i decided not to?
What else do you need from him.
Fame
Personality
Charisma
Status
Face
Weigh / Height
Education/job
Age
other attributes?
Important questions
He has to be a virgin, loyal and not retarded. He also has to be willing to get married, start a family and live together.
if that's all, you could have that tomorrow if you really wanted. Tbh, its a miracle you do not have 3 kids already.
I'm only 18. I want to wait a bit longer.
Well in that case, its clear you want other things more.
But i guess you are in no rush.
There will never be a lack of virgin boys, who are loyal (read do not have options), not retarded and willing to marry with kids.
>you could have that tomorrow if you really wanted
Not her but how does a husband who wants kids just fall in your lap in less than 24 hours?
You're surrounded by hard working guys who want to form families, you just don't see them because they're invisible to you.
I work in tech and the guys I'm surrounded by want a pale white/asian "more cute than hot" "plain jane" "girl next door" female who dresses like a librarian which is not me.
Nope, they want a gf, not all of that. Women can have preferences and expect to find someone that perfectly fits their criteria, men don't get to do that.
Rightly or wrongly they associate those traits with "girl who is likely to understand and accept me." It's less of a preference and more of an anti-Stacey defence mechanism because they think any woman not like that is going to be some turbo roastie that's addicted to social media and hates quiet/intellectual guys. It's not like they give every woman an equal chance.
Are you saying you wouldn't understand and accept them?
They don't accept me because being black means I give them PTSD flashbacks of all the Shaniquas who bullied them in school and I have to work 100x harder just to show that I'm not a threat.
>oh no, this actually takes effort
Yeah. That's how dating is for males too.
Do you want a nice guy or not? It won't even be that hard, just don't be a cunt and they'll enjoy spending time with you assuming you're a decent and interesting person. Might not even need to be interesting, more women aren't so the competition is shit on that front.
I don't get it, you're saying it's a BAD thing they want an average girl who will understand them? Would you prefer they want Stacey?
>can't attract guys who want a plain Jane girl
Even then guys are willing to go down a notch
Serious question - why don't you just try to find a non thug black guy who is the same race as you? There's this skinny black lawyer who used to work for my dad who was nicest and hardoworking guy on earth and it was tragic listening to him talk about his dating woes. Nerdy black girls are hyperfocussed on the fact that they can't find a white bf whereas the hoodrats it seems aren't into guys like him
I like all races and I've seen manlet Prajeets I found attractive. Trying to find a countryside-pilled non-white guy is hard though.
What would you think if you saw a guy who is shorter than average, babyfaced and wearing old clothes that may or may not have a bunch of holes? I do get funny looks when I'm walking around but that could be because they think I'm some little vagrant smoking around flats.
I would have enough money to get a new wardrobe but I'm just not arsed.
I want to fuck your pussy every day till I become impotent and I'm a virgin too
I don't think I would want to be with you. I don't want to be with a guy for the sole purpose of having sex.
I mean I would "love" you too ofc
So a virgin who has the looks of a Chad. Gotcha.
I'm not going to say it again, retard
Kill yourself gaslighting hole, go get pumped and dumped by chad and cry yourself to sleep after.
you want a 30 year old virgin? hmu
No, thanks. I want a guy close to my age
you want a 22 year old virgin? hmu
You took too long and now you're too late. All the good virgin guys are already taken by their perfect virgin gf they already found. You may still have a chance if you stop waiting so long.
Not even for 1.3 million? Boy women are stupid.
I don't need any money if I have a hard working man providing for my family.
May I ask why you're here? Something must have gone terribly wrong with your life for you to end up here.
Nothing too terrible happened, just a really strict father who would abuse me often. I was always on the internet ever since a really young age as a form of escape. I discovered LULZ when I was 15 and I've been using it ever since just to pass the time.
I feel the same way. I am saving myself for one special girl. I just need to find her <3
>cheating on your waifu
Saddening
>I'll only let Chad take my virginity
Holy shit, set for life by being stuck inside one time. Fuck women.
This is why girls are so privileged and sought after.
If you apply a DCF model on a young woman it will come back with an NPV value of millions $$$$...
Do the same on a boy you will be lucky it breaks even.
Women are worth a lot, men just disposable
Hence all the IVF clinics around the world get requests for baby girls. No one wants a boy if they have a choice.
>Hence all the IVF clinics around the world get requests for baby girls. No one wants a boy if they have a choice.
getting a daughter is a no brainer from the point of view of reproduction, you are basically giving your genes a free extra generation.
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i totally would, but how do I find someone willing. also how would I even prove virginity
i'll fuck you for free and my dick is nice but it also isn't that big so it won't ruin your pussy either
How much are you willing to sell it for?
idk how much would someone pay? im like 6/10 white 21 year old
i would pay 10k $ but i am not super wealthy.
Im sure you if you could get a bidding war going you could sell yourself for 6 figures.
Probably 10k for a weekend. If you can market to big clients like the girl in OP then probably 50k plus but you're on LULZ so I doubt you could tbh
where the fuck do I meet these clients wtf
I also don't understand why they would pay THAT much like holy shit
I would pay you 10k to fuck all weekend. I'm a richfag but I'm lonely and already a 28 year old khv so for me, I'd rathet my first time be with a cute virgin. The Arab millionaires are just have a virgin fetish I guess
if you're in the US let's do it lol
Are fat? I mean I'm in Canada, but I could fly you here?
not quite skinny not quite fat, my bmi is just below overweight i think i look fine idk
You seem cute. Offer is still there if you want it
80000#6919 if yer serious
So did you do it? /original
nope still nothing lol. if anyone else's interested feel free to add me
added ya, but i'd need to see what you look like.
Local escort agencies
But if you want a DIY solution when you could advice on OF or other social media.
i don't use social medias as im socially retarded, also isn't escorting illegal or something i think my best bet is someone from the chans yeah that's a great idea
Well it seems you already found a customer.
If it don't work out let me know.
I would happy fly to you, we check in to a resort together for the weekend.
Ill have your hair and makeup done professionally, get beautiful lingerie for you.
We spent the weekend together in the resort.
But I am in Europe, so gotta take planning.
Men are absolutely pathetic
i dont think theres actually enough people out there willing to spend so much money on being the one to take a girls virginity? i probably wouldnt, even if i had the option, because i want it to be a special experience with someone who i trust and love
What makes this one "notorious"? Or is that word just meant to inject an opinion on all escort agencies?
Because I don't want to have sex, now or ever.
if it weren't for the desire to have sex, i would probably never leave the basement
I'd never get out of bed if I didn't have to work, so I can sympathise I suppose.
I find the thought of sex disgusting and have no desire to experience it. I'm not interested in any kind of relationship, to be honest.
Why not? Are you interested in non-sexual romantic relationships?
i would if i didnt want to remain pure for th love of my life
other than that i would i cant even lie i am a virgin whore
>pure for the love of my life
Lmao, the chad from Hinge or wherever you're gonna end up with will have a 100+ bodycount. You're gonna end up "preserving" something for a guy who won't even care meanwhile you could've made hundreds of thousands from it.
>i am a virgin whore
Well, I think mousegirl is pretty kinky. Still surprised you haven't been fucked 100s of times already
>the chad from Hinge
i already have a love and he isnt like tht. not sure if we will ever be together but i like devoting myself to him
>Well, I think mousegirl is pretty kinky. Still surprised you haven't been fucked 100s of times already
honestly, isolation is the main reason
I'm not complaining, mousegirl. You've made me cum more times than I count. You're the master teaser <3
>$1.3M (fuck you I'm not googling how to type the bong money symbol) just for maybe 2 hours of mediocre sex with some pancake titted 7/10 roastie
At this point I'm no longer upset with women. Who wouldn't be a whore with these sorts of options? It's simps that need to be rounded up and crucified.
>woman like that being a virgin at 23
I am Turkish and we do not do that usually.
So what do Turkish girls usually do?
closest thing to prostitution i would be willing to do is pull a cardi b
>black (dark-skinned)
>christmas cake
>low facial femininity
I don't know what my virginity is worth but I know it's not millions. Also the entire point of being a dark-skinned black female is to be "bad" and hyper-sexual. If I was stuck in a Groundhog Day loop I'd at least put it up for sale to see what kind of a bid I'd get though.
Wtf is Christmas cake?
It's a Japanese term for women that are single past the age of 25.
25+ virgin + black. She's waifu material
(dark-skinned)
you're trying too hard
tfw no dark skinned black christmas cake gf.
very originally.
If I was a female with my equivalent looks level I would be living in a different world of wealth and prosperity right now. Married to a rich simp or a Chad. But I lost the conception coinflip.
Imagine blowing 1.3mil on bad sex.
I can't even fathom.
I don't need or want money because of my family and that kind of thing goes against my personal views on sex and intimacy in general. If I ever have sex I want it to be with someone I care about.
I want you to care about me
But we don't even know each other.
If just wanted to have sex with some chad I wouldn't still be a virgin.
>but we don't know each other
True, that's a shame. I love the idea of spending the rest of my life with another virgin. Being each others firsts and lasts
If I ever have sex I want it to be with some chad I care about but who obviously doesn't care about me as he had hundreds of sluts on his dick before.
FTFY.
damn it's that easy? alright my virginity is up for auction, have at it robots
Tell us more about you
$500, m'lady. Get captcha
Did I seriously just witness a "fembot" sell her virginity for 10k? Jesus christ. Definitely not the route for me I don't think theres a large virginity-taking market for autistic tomboys lol.
>autistic tomboy
>virgin
I'd pay the same amount for you too
Spend that money on a shotgun instead and kill yourself.
no i didn't get any friend requests yet, really doubt anyone would actually pay that much assuming they don't flake out
As someone who's seriously considered paying 40k for it through a more formal website, I wouldn't do it through LULZ. How the hell am I supposed to verify she's actually a virgin? What if she gets there and she's ugly? Do I pay up front? If so and she scams me what would I tell the police? All and all it just doesn't seem like it would work out if you actually think it through.
Also with all that aside you can get a stunning prostitute for like 800/hr so it seems a bit silly.
What website is that then?
Cinderella escorts. Same as the one in news story above. 1.3M is by far an exception. Last I looked they sell for mostly 20k or less but that was a few years ago.
>Cinderella escorts
lol many of these girls are street hooker tier, escorts are better. I do not believe these girls are virgins.
It's been awhile since I checked but I think there's some sort of verification in place. Either way you're better off getting a hotter escort rather than some mid """virgin""". I guarantee you any girl selling it on LULZ is many times uglier than either.
>this whole thread
Really proves all women are whores, you've just got to say the right number.
i don't get what's so bad its just a one time thing
Aside from the fact it's the first and most important time? Selling sex makes you a whore by definition, you fucking whore.
why is it such a big deal tho people have sex all the time. why is it bad
>why is being a whore bad
Oh no of course it's not. And since it's not at all bad, you should be completely honest with every guy going forward that you're a literal whore. I'm sure they'll love it. Should tell your family too I bet they'll be proud.
>femoids really think like this
Your kind disgust me.
another thing why is it normalized to have sex with strangers through tinder for free but once payment is involved its a horrible and disgusting, why is this so complicated why can't i just have sex or cuddle or whatever and get paid , why is it bad
>once payment is involved its a horrible and disgusting
It's horrible and disgusting regardless. One makes you a slut, the other a whore. Either way you're gross used goods.
You're right. Plus, more girls willing to have sex for money means a lager variety for non chad men. I'm only stuck with hardcore escorts but it'd be nice if there were alt girls, students, black girls, LULZ girls, etc open to having sex for money
Even the thought makes me sick to my stomach. How do people actually go through with this stuff?
Women are whores, they see nothing wrong with this.
If you had a body part able to make you a multi millionaire from you are 12yo and where experience is considered bad, wouldn't you take that deal.
What is the downside?
The down side is it's fucking gross, where's your self-respect? How the fuck is that even a question you have to ask? What's wrong with you people? You're loopy.
Honestly most women can't sell their virginity for a million. Women like this are the extreme exception. They could prostitute themselves for like 500k a year though so it's not so different.
>Honestly most women can't sell their virginity for a million
Most women can't sell it for more than 20 grand lmao, if any of these cunts think they're going to make millions they're deluded.
First time nice pay, then as posted earlier they can make 500k tax free per year easily from they are 15 to 25.
Then retire or marry one of their clients or whatever.
You can't fail as a girl
Its basically the women lifestyle in a nutshell.
Experience awesome sex everyday, get lots of money $$$ for getting orgasms
Assuming they're relatively attractive and more importantly, they're in affluent area. I could fuck an escort tonight in my city and it wouldn't be more than 70 for an hour. What they can get out of it massively varies.
You must be living in Brazil or something?
No, bongland but my city is pretty poor.
I guess the hottest and smartest pros go to the capital... there the rates are like 250-500gbp
Best part is because there's so many eastern euro immigrants there's legitimate 10/10s selling themselves for a pittance. I've been seeing one for the better part of 2 years and the going rate's been 60 pounds (70 dollars?) for 2 hours. Completely killed any motivation I had to get a girlfriend lmao.
she wasn't really a virgin
the 50 year old was incredibly horny and retarded
>Why don't you just sell your virginity for millions? You'll be set for life
how? I'm more attractive than the girl in the image and I am white. I am 24 though.
they don't care about making money because they are guaranteed financial support from a man and feel entitled to the 1.3 million by default without selling anything at all
the women that make bank on twitch and onlyfans have masculine brains
SHOULD I do it guys? This seems like a fucking scam.
what is it?
local escort agency?
The same website from OP's image where females can sign up to sell their virginity.
Yes, its pretty stupid just to let Chad get it for free, when you can make big $$$ yourself.
I suspect in the future almost all virgins will use this.
>literal whore seeking approval on /LULZ/
Kill yourself.
KEK what an easy stress free life I have. I'll make a thread if this shit is genuinly leading somewhere. I'll sell my verginity for like 1000 minimum. Was planning to lose it anyways maybe just through a degenerate hook up.
You mean 100k?
no 1 thousand. I'm not sure if I am worth this much in my mid 20's
also I got this error. Seems like some fucking scam.
If you're cute, I can pay you more.
>women can earn tens of thousands of dollars losing their virginity
>I have to pay a hooker hundreds just to lose mine
Once again proving that women can't be robots and fembots DO NOT EXIST.
>Once again proving that women can't be robots and fembots DO NOT EXIST.
with the logic of women not having degnity and self respect yes, but some want real love and all the traditional love and family shit and cant just sleep with anyone because of having high value and stupid morals which does nothing but hold you back
>with the logic of women not having degnity and self respect yes
You miss the point. The fact this contrast exists goes to show just how completely fucked the social dynamic is between men and women and how easy women have it socially/sexually. It categorically proves that fembots do not exist, and that only men can be robots. Anybody still buying into the fembot myth is fucking braindead.
If you can't process simple math that a females virginity is worth money, a non negative number, while a male's virginity is worth a negative number it would cost him I'm not remotely surprised you're a woman.
The website is a FAKE, it doesn't work.
It literally does though, I scrolled through it earlier. You are not a fembot and never will be, they don't exist.
I mean if you fill in the casting form to sell your virginity. It doesn't work.
Nah you're probably just a retard as well as a whore.
Stop pretending. I tried filling it twice, one in a new private window. It doesn't work it gives you an error. It's fake. It's a scam.
>hole can't fill out a basic questionnaire
>assumes it's a scam
F*moid intellect on display, fuck off and die whore quit replying to me.
HOLY SHIT STOP. YOU ARE THE ONE CONSTANTLY REPLYING TO ME. FUCK OFF. HANG YOURSELF RETARDED MOUTH BREATHER.
THE. FORM. DOESN'T. WORK.
TRY IT YOURSELF naggerhomosexual
>roastie chimping out because a simple questionnaire is beyond her capabilities
Absolutely embarrassing. No wonder you're trying to sell your body, your brain is like scrambled fucking eggs. Room temp IQ.
Still replying to me? And my IQ is 117.
>bragging about being a midwit
>still can't fill out a simple questionnaire
Yikes. Not only a whore but completely lacking in self-awareness too.
Still replying to me. Still replying to me. Obsessed. Obsessed
You just replied to me in under 30 seconds and you're saying I'm obsessed? 0 self-awareness lmao.
Yep. Sorry it's beyond your capabilities. Maybe you could get one of your carers to fill it out for you?
Still replying while you told me to stop replying. Obsessed.
Try and fill out this form for yourself. https://www.cinderella-escorts.com/en/escorts-casting
Sorry, I'm not interested in being a whore so I won't be filling out the application. I have faith you'll figure out how to do it one day though!
Still replying. Still replying. Obsessed. Men like whores.
>no argument
>still can't fill out a simple form
I accept your concession. Keep replying though, whore.
S T I L L R E P L Y I N G
>still can't fill out a simple questionnaire
not what happend, stop strawmanning.
Because women are whores and none of them have virginity to sell
1. you can only do that if you're attractive
2. i want to give it to someone i love and have it be special
3. selling your body is amoral and this is deeply disturbing
Most femanons and fembots have already lost their virginity. Women usually ascend with their dad at 15
Do you honestly believe this, or are you trying to convince the zoomers and alphas?
No but the majority of women are not virgins by college. Most women just lose it when they enter college. A virgin woman is a rare thing in this day.
Mid 40s Femanons if u were alone on a street and u spoke to a young lad (19) at a bus stop, helping him with where the vuses were going, and he ofdwrwd sex, wouls u accept? Im 19 and was gonna put the offer out for sex in the woods today but didnt. Wasnt sure if i did the right thing.
I'd be highly surprised if a 40 year old woman was browsing LULZ bro
I'd give you 50 quid and treat you to a fish supper.