Quantum Computers

Memes or the future of humanity?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quantum computers are only good at quantum simulations.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    academic masturbation toy made by unemployed pseuds to feel smart

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I had a girlfriend that looked just like this once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had a girlfriend that looked just like this once.

      [...]

      >same. same age, too
      hello, officers.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any idea how much insane shit we could make if we had the ability to arbitrarily create materials with the amount of precision required to make Quantum Computers? Quantum Computers are just a thought experiment at this point. The ones that exist are more simulations of what QCs would be if we could make them than QCs themselves.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only practical uses of QC are destroying the value of crypto meme money (based) and breaking non-resistant encryption (cringe)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All crypto is already quantum-proof (based)
      >Your bank is running Shor-ables still (also based)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want one of those quantum computer cooling mechanisms to make a chandelier out of it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now how are they going to miniaturize that into a phone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      won't happen in our lifetime. if it does, we'll be incredibly old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that new revolutionary super conductor that nobody talks about anymore is going to make it totally possible or something

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Memes or the future of humanity?
    it's not going anywhere without major breakthroughs in the technology. progress has been slow for decades. people expected it to evolve at a similar rate to our current computing tech but it's much slower than that. it's like a timescale of at least 200 years (without tech advances) to make it feisable for everyone.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like something that would hang from the ceiling in trumps dining room. fucking hideous

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did they ever even come up with this design? why does it have to look like this? and also, why does it look so similarly to something you'd see in a doctor who episode or some background bullshit in a power rangers base?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you see is just a giant heatsink / liquid cooling system. Same principals of heat dissipation as in your CPU heatsink, just different size / air transfer ratios because it's cooling to near absolute zero.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So a quantum computer is just a really fucking hot regular computer?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exactly the opposite, it has to be insanely cold to get quantum interference to kick in

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New israelite's distraction now that they're losing to China in hardware war.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new
      Fuck off, Zoomer tourist. Quantum Computers have been pop science since before you were born.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does quantum computing work in short Genuinely asking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bits but micro from what i gather

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normal computer use Voltage +5V and 0V for 2 states of electrons.
      Quantum computer use the electron spin vector position, that a quantum state that have more than 2 states.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mostly current computing : If there is electrons : it's a bit high = 1, else there is no electrons = bit low = 0.
        Quantum computing : an electron is like a Mobius Strip and a position on the strip is a different state, but you can reduce to 3 states : up Qubit : initial electron spin position, down Qubit = half spin, both state = any other electron spin position.

        Technically you can subdivide a Mobius Strip to 255 small segments portion and in that case a Qubit can have 255 different states.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Technically you can subdivide a Mobius Strip to 255 small segments portion and in that case a Qubit can have 255 different states.
          it's why it gives me such an erection. the computing power potential is so insane that my mind can't comprehend how good it will be. talking about bits in the distant future would be like talking about coal for your steam engine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe this is a stupid question, but couldn't you hypothetically use more voltages for encoding data to similar effect? No mean pls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would just turn your binary computer to ternary/quaternary/w.e.
            quantum computers rely on mechanics like entangling to represent all possible states. 4 qubits entangled may represent all numbers from 0 to (2^4)-1. at the end of any quantum calculation is a sort of measurement step where qubits collapse to 0 or 1. this is inherently probabilistic. should be easy to see that none of this relates much to what could be achieved by just increasing the base of our bits (which is impractical in its own right).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would take you less than 30 seconds to learn this via wikipedia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would take you 30 seconds to brail read my stubble on my balls with your tongue before I hose down your face

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. They will be useful for certain niche applications (assuming anyone actually manages to make one with billions of qubits), but that's all.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We had those quantum photonic devices literally in every soviet appartement. Look what it did to us.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are still looking for a problem to their solution, please wait warmly

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