>python is simp-ACK

>python is simp-ACK

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never use Python; Always use Ruby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Always use Ruby
      rude
      lewd

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    said nobody

    if anything C is one of the simplest language, except you're just going to fuck up everything and reinvent the wheel constantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why we use Go

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        GOated opinion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >except you're just going to fuck up everything and reinvent the wheel constantly
      only when youre green

      python itself is written in C
      yet people use python as a safe language.
      youre allowed to pick up your brain from the walls and ceilings now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only when youre green
        what did he mean by this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it means "novice", poojeet
          also its extremely rude to talk about someone whos in the same place as you in the third person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >python itself is written in C
        >yet people use python as a safe language.
        are you literally retarded?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          arguments or shut the fuck up, midwit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are not worth my time 'jeet go poo in the loo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i take it that you just self btfod.
              congrats. its the first occurrence thereof i have seen today

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I sure did little ESL 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice.
                at least youre self conscious

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jeet can't understand sarcasm
                I'm not surprised

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i do its just that i dont give a shit about what you meant

                >python itself is written in C
                anon.........cpython lost, it's over

                point still stands.
                whoever says you cannot do a good job with C is uninformed
                laso rust doesnt even have a standard
                and theyre still arguing about core functionalities 18 years into the development.

                i dont even think about these dweebs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have to share the board with these people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >python itself is written in C
        anon.........cpython lost, it's over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        India isn't sending their best

        i do its just that i dont give a shit about what you meant
        [...]
        point still stands.
        whoever says you cannot do a good job with C is uninformed
        laso rust doesnt even have a standard
        and theyre still arguing about core functionalities 18 years into the development.

        i dont even think about these dweebs.

        holy shit this is funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >samefag just cant let it go
          many such cases.
          you can pretend theres 10k people who call me stupid
          i still wont care.

          what part in "your opinion is irrelevant" dont you understand?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally just joined the thread schizo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 hrs late
              get lost scrub

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whatever jeet fuck off

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not a jeet, scrub
                youre a scrub confirmed tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you aren't a pajeet (doubt it) you act like one, which is even worse

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >samefag just cant let it go
                many such cases.
                you can pretend theres 10k people who call me stupid
                i still wont care.

                what part in "your opinion is irrelevant" dont you understand?

                ugh
                scrubs are resistant to learning i guess

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go poo in the loo sir

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you turned out to be even more scrubbish than i suspected
                you need to be over 18 to post here, scrub

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck you scrub so what if I am indian? you haven't even given any arguments

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Buck broken so bad to admitting you are indian
                Holy shit just get off here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bad move anon
                never be defensive with scrubs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bad move anon
                never be defensive with scrubs

                >jeets are trying to band ogether
                Ohnonono this is pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you turned out to be even more scrubbish than i suspected
        you need to be over 18 to post here, scrub

        geg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Python is a language, i.e. a collection of paradigms. It isn't "written" in anything.

        Python interpreters are implemented in other languages, such as Cython.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://cython.org/
          u a webshitter too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      z0yboy detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and reinvent the wheel constantly
      Oh so bespoke artisinal hand crafts are bad now?
      It's funny because people pay top dollar to a chef to make something that a factory could easily make. They'll pay to see a play in person. They'll pay to see a concert in person.
      But if you dare write the same 10 line function more than once in your life you're an idiot for reinventing the wheel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bespoke artisinal hand crafts
        >this is how neetcoders actually see themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a specialist solution will always beat a generalist one.
          unless someone drops the ball

          [...]
          >jeets are trying to band ogether
          Ohnonono this is pathetic

          youre pathetic, scrub
          why do you even address me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry sir I won't redeem it next time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fuck you scrub i'm proud to be indian i don't give a shit about what you hace to say about me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and thats the correct attitude.
                adequate. commendable even.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and thats the correct attitude.
                adequate. commendable even.

                >jeets proud of being jeets
                Ohnonono

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes.
                prido of ones origins.
                something you will never experience, scrub.

                why is everything a pointer in C
                so retarded

                its genius.
                it gives you total freedom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >straight up admitting to being a jeet
                This is beyond pathetic truly. Jeets are subhuman go do the needful sir

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont make me tap the post again, scrub

                >samefag just cant let it go
                many such cases.
                you can pretend theres 10k people who call me stupid
                i still wont care.

                what part in "your opinion is irrelevant" dont you understand?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck you bloody bitch i will never back down from being PROUD indian even if I have to poo by the railroad

                No seriously this is pathetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody asked tho.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a jeet, your opinion is useless, do the needful sir

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >please notice me uwu senpai

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zz

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jeets btfo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >uwu senapi y u no noticing?
                cuz im not noticing, scrub
                idk, post tits or something
                be original, maybe i will notice then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah fuck off jeet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                thats not original, scrub
                you gotta do better than that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you are being original

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you are being original

                Just kiss eachother at this point ffs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hes desperate for my attention.
                but hes gotta EARN me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I apologize for what I sad indian-sama, let's make love not war

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i will teach you love, scrub
                the bharat kind of love
                come 'ere now you sexy beast

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                uwu

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *smooch*
                -and they lived happily ever after-
                -the end-

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bloody bitch... NEVER insult INDIA again fucking scrub

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuck you bloody bitch i will never back down from being PROUD indian even if I have to poo by the railroad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only an idiot is ashamed of his race.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a specialist solution will always beat a generalist one.
            while i understand where you're coming from here, you can't honestly say that many people specialise in the kinds of things you typically use libraries for
            that's kinda the point, both to save time writing code that has already been written, but also so you can use code from a specialist
            like take a example of say, a text editor, you need code to autodetect the encoding the of the text, lets assume you aren't a specialist in text encodings, few people are, would you write your own bespoke super-duper encoding detection (which works with like, 3 encodings most of the time because you only have english text on hand), or do you just use a library developed over years with robust support for 50 different encodings and takes 100x less effort?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a specialist solution will always beat a generalist one.
              unless someone drops the ball

              [...]
              youre pathetic, scrub
              why do you even address me?

              or tl;dr, too many people nowadays think they're the specialist and you end up with lots of programs that do common tasks poorer than a free library provides (also see NIH syndrome)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be FAAGMAN "engineer"
          >fill 500ft2 studio apartment with expensive paintings and other fine art
          >get mad when someone writes an 11 line function
          >YOU COULD HAVE USED A LIBRARY FOR THAT INSTEAD OF REINVENTING THE WHEEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reinvent the wheel
      use a library
      >b-but python
      from op import homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if anything C is one of the simplest language
      Why is the C standard more than 700 pages? C is not simple. It lacks features which people confuse with being simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        c standard is 700 pages long bc corporate thought they can make programmers cheaper by introducing the standard library.
        which is part of the posix standard.

        c is a simple language.
        coporate made it complicated

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          coporate made *things complicated

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you doing something python does automatically? dont complain if ur purposely cheating the interpreter

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about python in 2023

    Us Pychads own the entire data engineering, science and AI market. Also got a good foothold on the webshit space with FastAPI, Flask, Django and teaming up with Typescript.

    There's really no intersection or conflict between C and Python anyway. Go cry about rust or C++.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Django
      Anyone using Django needs to be shot. No exceptions; Djan-naggers against the wall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Use Django
          >Want to add an AND clause to a join
          >Find out it's literally impossible in that dogshit framework
          >Use Go and Gorm instead.
          Django naggers will 43% eventually.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >filtered by fucking django
            TOP FUCKING KEK

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You literally can not tell Django to do a left outer join with an and clause. It can't be done, not even joking, it's literally impossible. Just let me write SQL.
              >Prove me wrong
              Pro tip: You can't

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doubling down on being filtered

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't prove me wrong
                >Just shit posts
                Typical street shitter lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >filtered by the easiest framework of them all
                >but I am the street shitter
                LMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Still can't prove me wrong
                Enjoy your subpar ORM, I'll continue being a SQL chad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know we're shitting on Django and python but allow me to bring attention to this: sequelize fucking sucks and I just wasted 3 hours trying to fix a fucking bug because you can't modify the JOIN clause at all. Let me join by fucking subquery you fucking naggers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate all ORM's at this point, They all just fucking suck so much dick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ORMs have always been cope for retards who refuse to learn SQL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            basit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes its the tools and not the craftsman.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > uses ORM
            pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >filtered by Django
            >uses GORM instead of normal SQL in Go
            you're a fucking retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > We wrap C code into Python wrappers like numpy and pretend Python has high performance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >noooooo you can't execute compiled code from python because.....you just can't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We compile C code into assembly and pretend C has high performance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we compile assembly into machine code and pretend assembly has high performance
          >we run machine code on blackbox branch prediction electrical circuits and pretend machine code has performance

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, based on that pic
    >C
    >relies on magic in the standard lib
    >bloated CRT

    >Python
    >everything is clear, no hidden stuff, no under the hood magic
    >can inspect CPython bytecode if you're really curious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The runtime and standard libs are there to allow the program to run as a standalone executable and to translate things the programmer sees as basic operations to machine code. Python has all this too, but it's hidden in the Python executable that your programs can't run without.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >-ly gonna get you a job
    too sad you won't every know, OP

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow look how both of them use another simpler language embedded within them that's weird

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    import ctypes as C
    scanf = C.CDLL("libc.so.6").scanf
    a = C.c_double(0)
    b = C.c_char(0)
    c = C.c_double(0)
    scanf(b"%lf %c %lf", C.pointer(a), C.pointer(b), C.pointer(c))

    print(f"{a} {b} {c}")
    oh no no no C bros we got too cocky

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are doing it wrong and the code is not equivalent, retard, also you are not checking for errors.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a common implementation for dynamic arrays/vectors for C? Or even a string type with known length instead of the null terminated one?
    I don't want to make my own, and I'm on linux.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to make my own
      dont use C then
      thats literally its selling point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use c++ instead
      what youre missing in C is one of the selling points of C++ over C

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk. C++ has weird UB, and like four constructors. Also OOP sucks, classes suck. Do all C niggas really implement all basic shit? Isn't there a decent std lib that I can get somewhere? Like does the Linux kernel really doesn't have a dynamic array lying around somewhere that I can just import? Or even a known length string?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Do all C niggas really implement all basic shit?
          i would really be the worst person to ask that question
          i never wrote idiomatic c.
          i write pretty much everything from scratch bc writing idiomaitic c implies you need to know the code of the standard libraries to avoid footguns.

          and idiomatic c can be extremely asinine sometimes like idiomatically putting a string from stdin into an array implies computing the length of the string 4 times iirc.
          i mean, for a c-ultist, making a dynamic array is trivial and how you make it depends on your use case
          is it small enough to sit on the stack? you could use vla's
          or maybe its too big for the stack, but not very large either. you could just pre-allocate a bunch of memory and have basically a vector which you might resize only a couple of times during your whole runtime
          are you gonna re-order it? how? how many elements?
          it might be a good idea to have a linked list that you allocate in a bloc so your memory is contiguous and so you have kinda the best of an array and a linked list

          i mean, the appeal of C-like is that you can do whatever you want with it (bc you can write C in C++. no problem at all. its stylistically incorrect, but you absolutely can do that)
          you could just ignore the oop part in c++, but still use its standard data structures.
          i believe john carmack writes in such a style in c++. very rare use of c++'s higher level functionalities

          the only reason you might want to use c over c++ is because c does way less things behind your back than c++. and thats because it has less functionalities.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a, b, c = input().split()
    a, c = int(a), int(c)

    You are stupid

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always filled with the same completely braindead naggers that just spout shit without ever providing even a single crumb to back up any shit they say. HURR FUCKING DURRRRRR THE SKY IS GREEN!!!! WHAT DON'T THINK SO????? WELL UR A DUMB FAGGIT HURRRR DURRRR!!! Fucking do everyone a favor and kill all of your relatives before eating a fucking bullet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the way when you do decide to blow out that empty cavity on your shoulders be sure to tell me so I can show up to your burial plot and piss on your grave.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is everything a pointer in C
    so retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do I need to use memory addresses when using computer memory WAAH

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

    [...]

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who shill for languages like C on this board always defend it by saying that if you don't program in C, you don't understand memory management, pointers, etc. The average large-scale software project has bigger fish to fry than that. Abstracting the problem beyond the scope of needing to manage a bunch of pointers is helpful. The loss in performance is fine because it's easier to interface with a language like Scala for big data processing than C.

    Most people shilling C don't understand this because they aren't employed. They're genuinely too stupid to understand that most people who don't work in C had the same CS101 class as them. People who program in higher-level languages understand pointers and memory management. They're just working on problems where that autistic fixation on something so low-level is an actual waste of time. C shills don't understand this because they're nocoders who've read exactly one book on the topic and decided they're among the smartest programmers to have ever lived. This people should be IP banned because that add nothing of substance to any discussion that happens here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like C
      C++ is a production language.
      and it is "like C".
      i guess i found the cs 101 student itt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lazy bait, but I'll bite.
        >C++ is a production language
        And my hammer is a tool. That doesn't mean my hammer is the correct tool to trim my hedges. C++ is good a things that Scala JVM languages aren't and vice versa. Trying to force one language to do everything makes you look like either a student or a dunning-kruger retard maintaining a legacy monolith and mistaking his 30-year-old stack for the universe correct way of solving any problem.
        >and it is "like C"
        If saying languages "like C" get shilled here by nocoders is enough to set you off like this, unplug your router and drop it into the toilet because you're mentally unfit to use the internet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >correcting your retardation is a personal attack
          yep. not only cs 101
          not only webshitter
          but also a fag snowflake

          the complete trifecta
          why you webshitters are so obnoxious?
          not all of you are, but obnoxious people are always webshitters.
          why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"webshitter"
            >shilling C++
            All you had to say was "I work for the government and make $20/hour," anon. No need to encode it in this much misplaced smugness. Are you about to spread your ass even more to see if waterfall will fit in there too?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oooh
              youre triggered hard

              look, its not my fault youre getting replace by a dyslexic ai
              just get better, scrub

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retarded nagger.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >python is simp-ACK
    Skill issue

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was a bit annoying to figure out in nim but its nice how it checks the types
    import strscans
    var
    x, y: float
    c: char
    if scanf(readLine(stdin), "$f $f $c", x, y, c):
    echo x, y, c
    else:
    echo "fail"

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