>purposely park inconveniently far away because it's cheaper than dent repair
>NPCs still insist on parking next to me
>purposely park inconveniently far away because it's cheaper than dent repair
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I'm not sure which pile of shit is yours and I dont care. You dont need to park either one of those cars away from others.
Yes I do need park my car away from others so the others stupid family kids dont open car door too much, hitting my car. Alternatively some newbie retard reverse and turn with their car accidentally hitting my car.
well that's what happens to cars in parking lots. You knew that didn't you?
Yes I know and thats the reason why I have been parking my present car away from others for few years now. My previous car was hit by other car at parking lot and that collision left a minor dent, never found who did it.
Some people like order.
10 cars spread out across a 100 capacity car park is chaos, 10 cars lined up next to each other and 90% of a car park free and open is order, some people naturally gravitate towards the latter.
>he doesnt lie in wait, hidden out of sight inside the car for the moment someone does this and then instantly start the car and move to another spot
ngmi
fucking kek
>he doesnt lie in wait, hidden out of sight inside the car for the moment someone does this and then instantly start the car and move to another spot
this is autistic as fuck
>t. I always do this
yeah that was the joke
personally ive never had to deal with this whole thing
>my sides
Every single time a post like this comes up I just convince myself it's this lunatic because it immediately makes the post 100x funnier. I'm stealing your image because I lost my old one.
One thing I learnt from that thread: BMW owners are potential psychopaths and never trust one
one image tells a millon (schizo) words.
I don't get it.
a bmw office worker made a thread and was seething about another bmw parked near him whilst he was parked far away from others. everyone else understood that the other bmw was also showing pride in his wheels by parking next to a fellow owner, only for the OP to sperg out for 150 posts about why that's le bad
NPC bimmertards always like staying close to other vehicles to show off
>inconveniently far away
>less than 5 spaces away from premium "reserved" spots
either there are multiple businesses in this strip and you're just being a homosexual, or you have no idea what the word inconvenient means, and are still a homosexual
I do this on purpose to fuck with retards like you. your shitbox isn't special and doesn't need to be separate from everyone else.
>> your shitbox isn't special and doesn't need to be separate from everyone else.
She thought to herself before swinging open the door of her clapped out Chevy suburban into your Land Rover, and wedging a shopping cart in between the two to load her bags of pizza rolls and Doritos, while her halfrican grandchildren mill about.
Larping homosexual or a nagger.
It's LULZ so the newhomosexuals think you have to be an edgy contrarian on every subject.
I get pissed when people do this. Especially if I park super far away and they are driving some shitbox. Just why? I don't mind if it's a nice car because people with nice things usually respect other nice things. It's the fatass cunt in the 2010 crv that makes me seethe
When I drove a Buick Regal to work I always parked far away, but an older Saab hatchback would be right beside me every time I left. I never got to meet the owner, but it was a cool car to see every day I left.
an old Volvo (80s? 90s?) parks by my audi a4 b6 at work too. it's kind of cute bc we're both older but still stylish cars.
I did get to see the owner though, he's a younger man like myself
>parking spaces? I'll take two thanks.
this means people legally have to give you room btw
Why are you all homosexuals acting like you disagree with OP ?
Because for OP being 6 away from reserved parking is "far away"
to be fair it is an empty lot. At least just leave a single space between when you can. It's like choosing to take the center urinal while some one is using one of the sides.
im mostly laughing at op for thinking he's the main character as he drives a basic bmw
Whenever I see another BMW I park my BMW next to it.
I must be with my tribe.
In the refined and sophisticated tribe of the BMW chads, door dings are non-existent because in order to ding someone else, would mean damaging your BMW in the process.
The BMW chads are a high trust tribe and we have nice things that we strive to preserve.
This why I will always park my European car with other European cars.
hail brother. us eurochads need to stick together to keep our kind safe. audi gang represent
you dont need a door to ding ya, a heel kick works too
Imagine having to park next to an American car, or even worse, a Nissan.
>we have nice things
Let me stop you right there, these things are rentals. All of them, unless you have the v8 m3, e45 or e36 m. Even those are rentals but they're actually somewhat legendary rentals. Good luck with the sale.
Mashallah. BMW world's best. First class. Best in class. Better than Bentley.
mind if I squeeze in next to ya?
A lot of shitty drivers can't park straight without having a car for reference next to them. Checking the lines in their mirrors is beyond them.
Why is your car park carpeted?
It's because normies, especially in high riding crossovers, can't easily see the lines as they're parking and want another car to help them line up.
What I do to prevent door dings is try to park in between cars oriented so their drivers' doors both open away from my car and won't give me door dings. Like picrel.
I've thought about this, but consider the following: drivers doors are opened by the driver, who usually care at least somewhat about their own vehicle. Passenger doors are operated by friends and children who don't care and are retarded. My own friends have opened my passenger door into other cars whereas I would never do such a thing with the driver's door. And if there's a child involved, forget about it, he's going to smash your car as hard as he can on purpose
Good points. It's what I do at work, where everyone drives only themself and the garage fills up. At stores where children will be, I try to find spots far away or get creative parking at the end of a row.
>My own friends have opened my passenger door into other cars whereas I would never do such a thing
i remember when i got my new-to-me lexus paint corrected and the first thing my friend did after admiring it was bonk that shit into a crossover and nick some paint off
i got him back with his own car and a gas pump but its not like he cares
i do that sometimes if its a nice car just to fuck with them especially a tesla
I've never had my door dinged before. I don't think it's common enough to worry
I have dinged someone's ride tho. It was during a major storm with 90 mph winds and as soon as I open to get out my door almost blew off its hinges. Shitload of hail too. Not a good day, but a good cover excuse to blame it on hail
My wife does this, and I assume everyone does as well for the same reason: they can't park straight, so they use the car next to them to line up. Park a bit crooked next time and I'll bet the car next to you will be just as crooked.
I purposely parked my car to close to a lifted diesel larper today. He left it idling while he was in the liquor store. I was pretty sure he had to climb in the passenger side to drive away. I only do this because I honestly don't care what happens to my shit box
>McDonald's struts on all 4 corners on both cars
Which one is the NPC I don't get it
ive been driving for 18 years and never had anything happen to my car in a parking lot, where are these barbaric places you all come from
>see someone parking far away because they care about their car and will be careful opening their doors
>park next to them because i care too, and know that my car wont be dented, and i won't dent theirs
if im going to be less than twenty minutes in the store, ill just park in the handicapped spots and i really dont give a fuck what anybody thinks about it lol
>NPCs still insist on parking next to me
They reduce their chance of door dings that way. You're nicely parked, so by parking next to your properly parked car, they have eliminated 50% of the chances a door dinger will park next to them.
The roof looks like retro game water texture
I only park next to people with the same brand, otherwise I'll park really far away I dont give a fuck. also if there is ever a zipper merge, ill only ever let other same brand cars merge infront of me, otherwise they can get fucked
other muscle cars like the mustang or camaro get a pass, but only if they are the v8
>being loyal to a corporation
Post nose
I own a gas guzzling muscle car, guns, crossbows, chickens in my backyard, my whole family eats together at christmas and thanksgiving and you think im israeli? lol
Not necessarily. I thought you were either israeli or brainwashed by them. Seems it may be the latter considering the corporation I'm thinking you're loyal to
sometimes i do this to people on purpose. your pos base spec bmw isnt some an ultimate driving machine that needs to be babied, its a tool
Wow I didnt know this made people seethe so much. I think I will start doing that.
>Didn't back into parking spot.
>Calls others NPCs.
Maybe next year you will be a real boi.
I carry four large traffic cones and caution tape in my trunk. When I park away from people I put the cones together in each spot and wrap caution tape around them works every time.