LULZ / TV & Film

>punch to the head instantly knocks character out

>punch to the head instantly knocks character out

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >comes to after the job is done
    >no head injury assessment

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you've never been in a fight. I can tell you're a pussy. I can smell the bitch on you. I can smell the insecurity too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell all that from a picture of a cat? Because I assure you, prize fighters get hit in the head all the time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whoa look out for this internet badass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you smell my fingers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're sitting alone in your room so i believe everything you said

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. hasn't met the Navy SEAL

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    This happens IRL though. You can definitely OHKO a motherfucker if you hit the right spot and/or with enough force.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in an organized fight the person getting knocked out is only blacked out for 10 seconds or less. Usually when someone gets KO'd in a movie they're out for a lot longer, if they don't wake up right away there is a good chance they have brain damage, so really when you see someone get knocked out in a movie they're most likely being murdered

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >break an empty bottle on the bad guys head
    >he spins around, dazed crosseyed (and inexplicably missing a tooth), before falling over stiffly, stars circling the visible lump on his head
    >cuckoo cuckoo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >break an empty bottle on the bad guys head
      >doesn't get any cuts, but simply passes out

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A stray cat came up to me when I was getting into my car after work. It was just purring like crazy and rubbing all around my legs. The thing was just skin and bones, so I took it home. It was chipped but the number I called said “wrong number”. Should I just try to keep it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yep. that cat has a lot of things to teach you. accept the gift.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I think I might give it a shot. The only thing that makes me nervous is that it hasn’t gone to the bathroom once and it’s been 24 hours. It seriously seems like the perfect cat if it can actually piss in a box

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Never seen a cat not use a litter box. They use them instinctively

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I hope that’s the case, thanks anon. Just weird that it hasn’t gone once

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              anon... I don't want to tell you this but the cat might have kidney damage

              it's summertime and if it's noticeably underweight, it's also likely very dehydrated. has it drank any water? and still not pissed? chances are the kidneys are failing or have already failed. try checking to see if their skin "snaps" back if tugged on a little, especially around the scruff (the skin around the back of the neck). if it doesn't, that's also usually a sign of dehydration. also try checking the skin on their extremities (ears, especially); if it's incredible pale, that's one more sign of dehydration.

              t. was a vet tech and have had to put down a lot of cats with kidney failure

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It didn’t drink any for most of the first day but just drank a shit load out of nowhere about an hour ago. It’s been eating quite a bit, just hadn’t touched the water until now. I checked its skin and it doesn’t snap back anywhere. I can’t really tell if the skin is any more pale than it should be.

                I was concerned by the amount of purring it was doing. Even just sitting alone or trying to sleep it would still be purring. I read that could be a sign of stress or pain sometimes.

                I appreciate the information, I really hope that’s not the case.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Excessive purring could be from stress or pain like you said. Doesn't hurt to take it the vet for a check up if you can afford it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I’m going to try to get her in tomorrow. They had me by today checking for a chip but they were fully booked

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Best of luck anon. Hope everything turns out okay and you have a new kitty

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man, I appreciate it! I’ll try to give an update if another post with a cat comes along

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ll try to give an update if another post with a cat comes along
                please do anon, we all love cats and we all want to know the little bro is OK.
                Feed him good and take care of him everybody deserves love

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                My two cats bith wouldnt eat or use the bathroom for about one day when i first got them, i think it might be from the stress of being in a nee place with unknown people. Give it a little more time, and it will likely feel more comfortable.

                To get mine to drink more, i always put some water in their food, so it becomes like cereal. They love it, it gives the water some taste and they end up drinking way more than they would otherwise. It also makes the food a bit softer. If he doesnt eat or anything in the next day, maybe he needs a checkup

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          When my parents moved house one of their cats didn't use the toilet for about 2-3 days because he was quite stressed out by being in a new environment. It wouldn't hurt to take the little guy to the vet just to make sure their all good.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      take it to the vet either way. it probably has lice and god knows that else. it may need shots

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, he should take it to a viet, they will cook it up in a nice Pho for him.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >character punches someone
    >holds their knuckle in pain or shows bruises on it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >character gets hit in the head and goes unconscious
    >wakes up like 4 hours later in the hospital

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a town in Australia where people regularly get 1 hit killed on the nightclub strip.
    People will punch other people in the back of the head, knocks them out, then they split their head open on the concrete and die.
    It's so common that there are ad campaigns in the local theatre before movies, saying "don't punch people in the back of the head, that's cowardly"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Repent Sinner guy does this public service announcement more effectively without a bunch of cringe narration.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck was that scrawny kid's plan? He's lucky his punch was stopped. Those guys he was trying to fuck with were both twice his size.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >What the fuck was that scrawny kid's plan?
            He wanted to punch a Nazi like Rick and Morty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking Australians

      SE Queensland?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >character remains unconscious from head trauma for several minutes
    >has no brain damage

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Getting knocked out from a punch to the head is such an odd trope to me... I'm an unintentionally verbally aggressive autistic asshole with "resting raper face" so I've been sucker punched in the head like dozens of times and never once have I come close to blacking out. Usually I just feel a dull *thump* and my hearing goes away for a second or two but I'm still fully conscious and able to fight back or whatever. It doesn't really even hurt. It just kinda feels like someone punching a 2x4 except I'm the 2x4.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unintentionally verbally aggressive autistic asshole with "resting raper face
      jesus christ what is your life like, have you tried changing it?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you've only been punched by 10 year olds you filthy pedo.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >american character has only two alcoholic drinks
    >stumbles around and starts slurring

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A bad hook to the head hurts like fucking hell, a good one can KO you, and one you arent bracing for can outright kill you.
    It really depends a lot on the way you connect and the size/height of the fighters. Every inches you have on someone means more strength being carried over.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan can teach you mamy things

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >a mobster kills someone
    >leaves fingerprints all over and doesn't clean them up
    >doesn't get caught

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >character gets knocked out
    >wakes up completely fine as if nothing happened
    >going unconscious is treated as a power nap

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >knocks character out of the script

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hold woman down
    >forcibly penetrate her
    >thrust until ejaculation
    >keep her kidnapped
    >administer regular birth control tests
    >sexually assault her again each month it comes up negative
    >chart her morning temperature and period dates to document prime ovulation
    >succeed in impregnating her
    >keep her captive another nine months through pregnancy
    >prepare to receive baby
    >it doesn't come
    >woman is imaginary because you're an incel

Your email address will not be published.