>pressing the right combination of buttons right now can lead to $100 million in your bank account
>pressing the right combination of buttons right now can lead to $100 million in your bank account
>pressing the right combination of buttons right now can lead to $100 million in your bank account
>betting all of your money on the right color makes you a trillionaire
Too bad you you don't know it, homosexual.
There is an infinite amount of parallel universes where you are already a billionaire
No there aren’t
How do you know? Have you been to all of them?
There’s more evidence for the existence of God than the reddit theory of infinite universes.
Based God believer, I'd rather die a christian (and beoble user) than living a nagger retard (telegram cuck)
Kek, I was checking what they offer and it's not that bad, but using my wallet as login info it's not something I like
God is King, anyone that says otherwise will face eternal suffering in hell
>post unfalsifiable statement
>treat it as fact
>think this makes you smart
You must be 18 to post here
Yeah, but that's like saying if you guess the right numbers you could win the lottery.
I hate it that the psychopaths steal the values of the awakened to pretend to be one of them and destroy the perception of those who made these value in the process.
Not going all bling bling to show your wealth is supposed to signal personal development and wisdom.
By stealing the meaning of it they remove the accomplishment of those who did the work from the normie perception and make it look bad.
wassup?
Craaazy bro, when I enter my seed for my account with 43 $LINK, I might input one word wrong and become a 100k+ $LINK holder
>pressing the right combination of buttons in a fortnite tournament could make you a million dollars
>pressed the right combination of buttons in my teenage years that led me to waste several years of my life on a mongolian basket trading platform
Several years of your life SO FAR.
If you win 33 times in a row with $100 you will be a billionaire
win at what?
>saying one word to a specific tympanic membrane might get your teeth knocked in
we need a million monkes with a million typewriters working on this stat!
Face bash smashing iota holy pump.
Everyone whines about le current year but it's honestly the best time in history life to be rich if you're lazy.
People say shit about boomers but they actually had to go to the wagie cagie.
I made 3 millions in dressing gown from my bed while shitposting here. I almost feel guilty about it sometimes.
>Saying the right combination of words can get you 10/10 pussy
>right now
no. that was at 2022 or early this year
99% of people who make money like that on the stock market do so specifically because they have connections that allow them to know which buttons to push. keep gambling
pressing the right combinations of buttons could give me prison time right now
>pressing the right combination of buttons right now can lead triforcing on LULZ
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