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post weird shit white people do

ill start

> filling your gas tank before light turns yellow

and

> never restarting windows even tho its begging you to restart because of important updates

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Staying to raise their children.
    >Paying their bills on time.
    >Staying off crack
    >Being employed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      bro das racist

      most of us bros dont do crack its obviously rly bad for ya wite boi

      Fuck restarters.

      u gonna get hacked wite boi we the bros are learning C-- and shiiiet

  2. 1 week ago
    Ze Doctor of Based

    white people be like "ay I want this service to run 24/7 and be available and cost-effective"
    here's another
    white people be like "lets improve society but then allow garden gnomes to take it over"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >white people be like "lets improve society but then allow garden gnomes to take it over"
      They are victims of aggressive mimickory.
      If every heeb in the world magically turned blue, it'd be a wake-up call like none other

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go to space and shit.
    Go 5 days without committing a crime.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "I'd like to talk to the manager."

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck restarters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think I went like 2 years without turning it off. Now I turn it off every night so I can sleep better.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >turn it of every night
        ISHYGDDT
        For real, if you use your PC/laptop every day, it is better to leave it on than turn it off every day(or even sleep mode, though with an SSD, this is not a problem), because A) the chips and components on the circuit board prefer to not be power cycled, they like constant clean power, B) they hate going through hot/cold cycles, they prefer one or the other, and C) If you have a regular platter and head hard drive, it’s bearings will prefer to stay turning rather than go through temperature cycles. If you’re going away for a 3 day weekend, fine, I’d understand turning it off; but there are many servers that have been running 20, 30, 40 years and more 24/7 365. Of course if they turn them off now, the hard drive will probably not work until they preheat it in the oven.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >running your fuel pump dry over and over again
    I bet you stupid n-words will be completely perplexed as to why you need to replace it in the near future

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad for your car to run it with less gas

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1st one I literally don't know what the fuck you are talking about, we don't have light on our pumps, as soon as the dial hits all 0's you can start pumping.

    2nd....windows needing something? go fuck yourself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He means the fuel light on the dashboard gauge.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >post weird shit white people do
    Fighting brother wars while your women get bred by n-words and your nation dies out as a result is probably the weirdest thing that white people do. Why are both white men and white women on board with this self genocide?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only American who doesn't invoke Mutt's Law?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're not alone. fuck other american posters. they're all n-word worshiping homosexuals.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Usually I use the Confederate flag; I don't even identify with my own country's flag anymore.
          Fuck the US, Dixie 'til I die.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Things n-word do:
    >Crime
    >Collect Welfare
    >Nuffin

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >believing that modern "democracy" is something more than a bigcorp dictatorship

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >filling your gas tank before light turns yellow

    We don't have this, please explain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      probably an asian poster using a vpn
      >assumes the west is a fucking robot factory like china just because we also have NPCS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a little symbol of a old school gas pump that lights up on your dash when your gas tank is very low on fuel. Only n-words and women let it get that low before filling up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I thought they meant a yellow light on the gas pump itself, makes sense now.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Okay sweetheart, I forgive you. Can you just please promise not to fuck Tyrone again? Raising one of his kids is hard enough..."

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming biden for gas prices

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those who remember that thise prices were spiking under him before the Russians invaded Ukraine, yes

      There's a little symbol of a old school gas pump that lights up on your dash when your gas tank is very low on fuel. Only n-words and women let it get that low before filling up.

      >Only n-words and women let it get that low before filling up.
      This explains why I have never seen it and only became aware of it today at the age of 40.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If u get it to low it sucks up all the shit on the bottom of your gas tank.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          but it has literally like 20 miles when the light is yellow, so you have time to get to literally any gas station in your area

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Surprisingly not so in Massachusetts and. New England in general. In Texas, gas station every 3 blocks, with taco stand. Here? Forget about it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            not in virginia beach. idk if anymore but that bitch has one gas station in a coastal washup of discount beautiful people.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fuel filters exist and your tank is constanly being mixed going down the road but you dont want to get that low since in many systems including diesels fuel is used to cool the fuel pump and when you get really low on fuel you lose the cooling from it since the heat from the fuel from the returned fuel to the tank can dissipate the heat. The electronics on the pumps on second gen dodges would be fried when you that happens.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Inventing electricity, computers, the internet, airplanes, the car, plumbing, the tv, space flight, chemical technology, biotech, genetics, trains, guns and the house

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Keeping diesel full make me happy. Charge customer for fuel make me happy. Fuel price go up, customer pay more. Grug build house for customer. Customer happy. Everybody happy.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >216$ to fill up my gas tank

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Letting in millions of ugly immigrants who dislike your country and have no intention of assimilating every year.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun burning up your fuel pump early, it relies on the fuel as coolant, and extra fuel returns from the engine quite hot. Also, as your car ages, it will have for sediment and bs in the tank; keeping it at half or above helps keep your in-tank fuel filter cleaner, and pump cooler. Oh, and the emptier your tank, the more water will condensate on the tank’s interior, reducing the quality of your fuel, and accelerating wear on your engine.

    Second thing, eh fuck it, eventually it’ll force reboot prior to their ability to save. And I’ll feel it in the air, and silently lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thats obviously false because what else is yellow light for except for telling u its time to gas up

      obviously ppl are suppose to forget about that stuff cuz its so unimportant until the light is on

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, also, and I can tell you’re going to enjoy this one and perhaps get some use out of it, if you go through the traumatic experience of filling up your gas tank one time, then fill it up at 3/4 or 1/2 a tank left, it will be a much less traumatic experience each time you fill up your tank. Although you’ll still spend the same on fuel in the long run, for some reason spreading out the financial hit over time adds up to less stress than taking it up the ass every time you’re down to the low fuel light. Or do you only get $15 at a time? Probably $10 now that smokes are so pricey.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol poor ass wite boi just fill ur gas tank to full once its yellow and then learn 2 code become freelancer and live in pajamas stress free

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > be white
    > have empathy
    confuses n-words

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    clearly bros have superior understanding of computers because we afraid as shiiet of hackers

    white people are not afraid enough so they are not restarting their computers for important windows updates

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >n-words and the elderly have the same understanding of computers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ye its true my grandma is a leet hacker and can code ur ass off instantly

        pic related
        my white grandma

        i love her even tho she white

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have dads
    >don't kill people because they disrespecked me
    >put mayo on a cheeseburger
    >have a 401k

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now this a good bait n' slide thread, good job trannies.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Own a car
    >Own a computer

    I guess those are white people activities

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > filling your gas tank before light turns yellow
    Do you realize how fucking dumb that is? You're risking running out of gas because you're too lazy to get some before you hit E? Or do you not look at your fuel gauge? My woman does this shit and it drives me insane. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP please stop making posts
    sage

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