post historical graffiti. i'll start with the classic

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i'll start with the classic

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates only men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

    >(Below a drawing of a man with a large nose) Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

    Given the context of the Pompeii graffiti you just know that Gaius and Aulus were fricking each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you just know that Gaius and Aulus were fricking each other
      nothing gay about wanting to spend quality time with a bro

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Secundus, citizien of Pompeii around the year 79 D.c.
    >Being so infamous in the town you have an absurd amount of libel graffitis
    >Accusing you, among other things, to fricking boys, sucking wieners well, eating pussy under the town walls despite multiple warnings to not do so, and taking a crap in front of the houses of people you dont like
    >Suddenly the Vesusius (likely) killed you and all the people you know
    >But ALSO the Vesuvius made your (inf)famy to survive the millenials

    Was it worth it, bros? To die an horrible death, but to be remembered forever as the first troll/IRL shitposter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the millenials
      Secundus will never survive us.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Qui · se tutari · nescit · nescit · vivere
    Minimum · malu (:malum) · fit contemnendo · maximum
    >He who does not know to guard himself does not know how to live. The tiniest trouble, if ignored, becomes tremendous.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aufidius was here. Goodbye

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      something about a man just openly eating out a woman against a city wall in ancient times in public is funny to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine eating so much pussy that strangers see it and go out of their way to protest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget that making oral for girls was saw as unmanly in the roman society

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to now when it's seen as very manly?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexamenos worships [his] god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will christcucks ever recover?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a fly on the wall when those romonkeys were being buried under tons of ash

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >huæsso : for · mal · þet · er þu · reist : i kroskirkiu
    >uæl : for : þet
    >ole er oskǫyntr auk stroþen i racen

    >How did the matter which you carved in the Cross church go?
    >It went well.
    >Oli is unwiped and sodomized in the behind

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ion silkifuþ a mek en guþormr fuþcllæikir
    ræist mik en : ion fuþkula ræþr m(e)k

    Jon silk-pussy owns me, Guttorm pussy-licker carved me and Jon pussy-ball reads me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Puto el que lo lea.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tomb of Seti I from the time of Ptolemy V

    "Of the Galatians, we Thoas, Callistratos, Acannon and Apollonios, came, and a fox we caught here."

    Written in Greek by some Celts.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bomp good bred

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Asmund cut these runes with Asgeir and Thorleif, Thord and Ivar, at the request of Harold the Tall, though the Greeks considered about and forbade it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can find a direct sources, but some 10th-11th Century varangian guard somehow climbed a tall as a frick Byzantine church just to carve on the celing "(insert name) was there".
    People really dont change across history, even with all the technology and knowledge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise

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