post historical graffiti
i'll start with the classic
post historical graffiti. i'll start with the classic
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates only men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>(Below a drawing of a man with a large nose) Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
Given the context of the Pompeii graffiti you just know that Gaius and Aulus were fucking each other.
>you just know that Gaius and Aulus were fucking each other
nothing gay about wanting to spend quality time with a bro
>Be Secundus, citizien of Pompeii around the year 79 D.c.
>Being so infamous in the town you have an absurd amount of libel graffitis
>Accusing you, among other things, to fucking boys, sucking cocks well, eating pussy under the town walls despite multiple warnings to not do so, and taking a crap in front of the houses of people you dont like
>Suddenly the Vesusius (likely) killed you and all the people you know
>But ALSO the Vesuvius made your (inf)famy to survive the millenials
Was it worth it, bros? To die an horrible death, but to be remembered forever as the first troll/IRL shitposter?
Of course it is
>the millenials
Secundus will never survive us.
Qui · se tutari · nescit · nescit · vivere
Minimum · malu (:malum) · fit contemnendo · maximum
>He who does not know to guard himself does not know how to live. The tiniest trouble, if ignored, becomes tremendous.
Aufidius was here. Goodbye
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
lol
something about a man just openly eating out a woman against a city wall in ancient times in public is funny to me
imagine eating so much pussy that strangers see it and go out of their way to protest
Dont forget that making oral for girls was saw as unmanly in the roman society
As opposed to now when it's seen as very manly?
>Alexamenos worships [his] god
Will christcucks ever recover?
I wish I was a fly on the wall when those romonkeys were being buried under tons of ash
>huæsso : for · mal · þet · er þu · reist : i kroskirkiu
>uæl : for : þet
>ole er oskǫyntr auk stroþen i racen
>How did the matter which you carved in the Cross church go?
>It went well.
>Oli is unwiped and sodomized in the behind
ion silkifuþ a mek en guþormr fuþcllæikir
ræist mik en : ion fuþkula ræþr m(e)k
Jon silk-pussy owns me, Guttorm pussy-licker carved me and Jon pussy-ball reads me.
Puto el que lo lea.
tomb of Seti I from the time of Ptolemy V
"Of the Galatians, we Thoas, Callistratos, Acannon and Apollonios, came, and a fox we caught here."
Written in Greek by some Celts.
Bomp good bred
>Asmund cut these runes with Asgeir and Thorleif, Thord and Ivar, at the request of Harold the Tall, though the Greeks considered about and forbade it.
Can find a direct sources, but some 10th-11th Century varangian guard somehow climbed a tall as a fuck Byzantine church just to carve on the celing "(insert name) was there".
People really dont change across history, even with all the technology and knowledge
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise