Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on your PC. Once you type 50wpm, the bomb is armed. If your typing drops below 50wpm, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on your PC. Once you type 50wpm, the bomb is armed.
cease all typing, gift the PC to someone without telling them
type at 50 wpm then drop below 50 wpm
I think can do 80WPM with my eyes closed but why?
spbp
Shoot the keyboard, take the keyboard out of the equation.
underrated
drive to microcenter for a new pc
Take the PC out in the field, and fill it with buckshot. Then buy another one.
Epic fail, the bomb goes off due to the explosive impact of the balls in the buckshot and you get shrapnel in your cerebral cortex.
stop masturbating to take my penis out of the equation
my keyboard has a macro key that just presses space thousands of times a minute, so I hit that and walk away
What happens when the battery dies?
then you die like you deserve, wireless keyboard owner
what battery?
I can't type that fast
So if I never type over 50 I'm safe?
yeah but you're gonna look like an idiot on the information superhighway
hunt and peck chads we eating good
fist full of sanda's buttocks coming our way for doing nuttin
I'm perfectly safe.
Use the mouse for everything.
Use on screen keyboard
assuming this is some supernatural bullshit that can't be worked around, come up with something to throttle a keyboard below 50wpm
could use the on-screen keyboard. Pretty hard to go above 5 words a minute with this thing
I put this computer on sale and boot up another one.
I would do this :
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mash the keyboard with one hand since I just need to hit a type speed, call a bomb squad on the phone with my free hand. maybe masturbate while I wait
Remember that you have to keep hitting the spacebar or else you'd be typing just a single long gibberish word.
his would kill half the thread
GoodPointTypeEverySentenceInPascelCase.
DictionariesHateThisOneNeatTrick!
Ingenious workaround.
I_might_also_recommend_remapping_the_spacebar_button_to_an_underscore_or_something_similar_to_increase_legibility.
Genius!
doesn't work. that's just one long word according to the computer bomb. it's over for you.
And yet, that was 2 words in a minute.
It's only counting wpm, not lpm.
oh fu-
pop quiz, hotshot, ...there's cp hidden in your pc, if you find it, feds are on your tail, if you don't find it, its posted on all your social media accounts, what do you do?
Might as well jack off to it cause I'm fucked either way
I immediately stop typing and embrace my welcome doom
My WPM never did dropped below 50 before
I do type somewhere between 120-150 wpm
>tl;dr: i am safe...
Are you going to keep typing 24/7?
I'd if I could do something about my physiological needs.
Then get ready for the computer to explode in your face.
Type ASDFASDFASDF.... with one hand while I'm calling the bomb squad with the other.
Nobody said I have to type actual sentences :^)
probably remove the bomb before i start typing
virtual keyboard
Sell the bomb to the local terrorist group and buy a new computer for the monies.
I never type more than 50wpm ever again.
I will then write a script that explicitly prevents me from typing 49wpm by disabling the keyboard so that the buffer isn't accepting new keystrokes, which could be potentially counted instead of actual appearances of words on the field I am editing.
I will then create a script that let's me write up text without typing, getting around the keyboard hook that detects key-presses, or use something like Dasher.
CHECKMATE, COP
Simple, I keep typing til Keanu Reeves takes over and then does a sick jump off a partially constructed freeway overpass.
I'll be fine, I can't touch type