Because you push out these ridiculous slide threads to take attention from actual political realities like the fact that the US got caught bribing "scientistst" to agree that NHI is totally not responsible for the funding of the Wuhan lab.
Or the fact that one of your congresswomen is a literal camwhore.
Or the fact that a lot of broadband is being redirected in what is clearly part of a digital war effort.
No you want to talk about how you´re not a homosexual loser because other men fuck your wife while you hold her hand and kiss her and a thread died for this.
>Not turning the twins against each other and making them jealous and forcing them to compete for you >Not blatantly showing favoritism towards one
Are you even a real German?
There is actually a video/gif of them giving head back in the early 2000s. We’re talking old school Napster/Kazaa viral shit. I remember seeing it in high school.
It was like 20 years ago. I live in the Minneapolis area so they were a known thing around here. People were sharing it on peer to peer apps at the time (this was pre-tube sites obviously). It was just a short video of them switching off polishing some boner, grainy (typical for digital video of the time) but obviously them. If they got hired as teachers I assume it’s probably been scrubbed off the internet. They are lucky it was before tube sites were big.
Which head has the reproductive part? Or is is like some sort of fucked up system where one egg is righty and the other egg and lefty?
At least the husband will never have to worry about them cheating
the left head controls the right side of the body and the right the left. i don’t know how there reproductive organs work. they do drive and work as teachers.
not actually you neighbor but i do live in NB. highly doubt we know each other.
If either of you fags have need of a friend, you should go to a bar at the same time and say hi. I'm old too so I know friends kind of don't exist unless you made them young, but you never know. Spread some positivity.
No, Chad domination and average guy culling is bad enough as it is.
What you have now is temporal polygamy. They won't all date chad at once (at least not that they know about it), but they'll have his babies and if he leaves them they can always count on some simp to come along and help raise them along with their Onlyfans. And if even all that fails and they refuse to work the government will just literally give them the money to do it themselves. They really can't lose.
So polygamy already is in effect, let's not make the situation even worse. You're talking about an incredible culling of millions of years of family evolution towards particular traits, a rich diversity of different genelines, all getting eliminated because of a few millimetres of jaw and women's expectations through the roof.
All the men that want to marry could have multiple women while the men who don’t marry will have nobody.
It would greatly improve the number of married women.
But you would have to make divorce illegal again.
You are a cuckold is our opinion and you should probably kill yourself.
Why so angry?
Because you push out these ridiculous slide threads to take attention from actual political realities like the fact that the US got caught bribing "scientistst" to agree that NHI is totally not responsible for the funding of the Wuhan lab.
Or the fact that one of your congresswomen is a literal camwhore.
Or the fact that a lot of broadband is being redirected in what is clearly part of a digital war effort.
No you want to talk about how you´re not a homosexual loser because other men fuck your wife while you hold her hand and kiss her and a thread died for this.
>Not turning the twins against each other and making them jealous and forcing them to compete for you
>Not blatantly showing favoritism towards one
Are you even a real German?
based.
fuck off.
Imagine the blowjobs.
Giving head just went to a whole new level.
There is actually a video/gif of them giving head back in the early 2000s. We’re talking old school Napster/Kazaa viral shit. I remember seeing it in high school.
Post sauce
It was like 20 years ago. I live in the Minneapolis area so they were a known thing around here. People were sharing it on peer to peer apps at the time (this was pre-tube sites obviously). It was just a short video of them switching off polishing some boner, grainy (typical for digital video of the time) but obviously them. If they got hired as teachers I assume it’s probably been scrubbed off the internet. They are lucky it was before tube sites were big.
Imagine one gobbling your knob while the other eats out your cornhole. Pure bliss.
Good luck with that, you gotta be hella rich. Plus you'd have to hire a bitch to mange them.
Which head has the reproductive part? Or is is like some sort of fucked up system where one egg is righty and the other egg and lefty?
At least the husband will never have to worry about them cheating
the left head controls the right side of the body and the right the left. i don’t know how there reproductive organs work. they do drive and work as teachers.
Look, I gotta be honest: there is a little part of me that thinks this is all just a LARP and this two-headed monster doesn't really exist.
I mean fuck, they've fooled everyone about dinosaurs and nukes and the holocaust and the moon landing and sandy hook; this is trivial in comparison.
>holocaust
Is your pastor based on the holocaust?
They teach at my kids school. They were my sons teacher(s) two years ago. Theyve been married for a few years now.
hello neighbor
Pretty sure I can narrow this down.
not actually you neighbor but i do live in NB. highly doubt we know each other.
If either of you fags have need of a friend, you should go to a bar at the same time and say hi. I'm old too so I know friends kind of don't exist unless you made them young, but you never know. Spread some positivity.
Do the faculty make sure the kids don't say anything fucked up to them? Any funny stories?
Imagine having a fucking two headed teacher.
Can you imagine the money some Schmekelsteen has offered these 1.5 women for a porn contract?
>Hideous, yet... double blowjobs everyday
You're alright, Kenji.
Imagine how jealous one would be if you were using the other more. Also how awkward a fight would be with someone you were joined to like that.
>Polygamy
nagger, you can't even get one girl
unless you mean one girl with multiple men. that might work out
>two girls one cock
What a lucky guy
The only person that can be referred to as they
Dude literally gets to have a threesome every night >:(
2.5, unless you round up.
What if they have their periods at different times and they're really long periods? She could be out of commission half the month!
No, Chad domination and average guy culling is bad enough as it is.
What you have now is temporal polygamy. They won't all date chad at once (at least not that they know about it), but they'll have his babies and if he leaves them they can always count on some simp to come along and help raise them along with their Onlyfans. And if even all that fails and they refuse to work the government will just literally give them the money to do it themselves. They really can't lose.
So polygamy already is in effect, let's not make the situation even worse. You're talking about an incredible culling of millions of years of family evolution towards particular traits, a rich diversity of different genelines, all getting eliminated because of a few millimetres of jaw and women's expectations through the roof.
I wanna neckfuck them so bad, bros. Put my dick in that spot right between their two heads.
He gets head from two chicks every day I bet.
Is that one bitch with 2 heads, or two bitches with one body?
>2 talking heads
>1 pussy
worst deal in history
how many vaginas
if one, is it shared
if not shared, which one owns it
What would it be like fucking them??
All the men that want to marry could have multiple women while the men who don’t marry will have nobody.
It would greatly improve the number of married women.
But you would have to make divorce illegal again.