Please Satan, grant my wish. I'll never ask for anything again. I'll burn in hell forever.

Please Satan, grant my wish. I'll never ask for anything again. I'll burn in hell forever.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once you realize just how bad demons really are you'll want to turn away but you'll be in too deep at that point. however, that doesn't mean all hope is lost for you to repent. demons will do anything to keep you in that mindset. think of them like parasites.
    also, anything you want. think about it like a big handful of shit. the devil can 'reward' you or anyone if they wanted to because its just a shit??? anyways, if you genuinely worship the devil, the shadow cult will approach and recruit you to their baby rape cannibal gang. sound fun? you're in for a HELL OF A RIDE.
    if the devil wanted to, you wouldnt even need to sell your soul, ya goofball. they could just get you some money and women. everything will be perfectly lined up for you.
    i imagine a lot of people have been made rich this way.
    so yeah, you're selling your soul for something you could have had yourself. your longing for the unattainable is why you need to detach. but no your stupid ass doesn't want to detach or let go or listen to the wisdom of the ancients. what is it that you want anyways?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright then anon, what’ll it be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chicken nuggets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I messed up. I'll never see Morgan again. Let me be with Morgan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >over a stupid woman who has likely already cheated on him or moved on
        stupid kids these days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/nQdXsFf.jpg

        Please Satan, grant my wish. I'll never ask for anything again. I'll burn in hell forever.

        Request denied; enjoy the ball smack from a branch 3 weeks from now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fake and gay, i dont belive in you again

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Δ

    Black magic is only effective in the hands of lightbearers who are already dead to the waking world and sitting beside the throne lord of the Golden. If you're literally so retarded as to desire being fucked in the ass by demons in exchange for worldly power and delights, don't even try it. You'll get what you wish for

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't pray to the devil. The devil is a betrayer of men.

    Captcha: HOM2M

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Satan

    Fuck off. We're full.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Sage

      yea that's my bad, I keep kicking them down the stairs, but I think they'll find room for more, they always do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        top center of the pic, my man Galgothmirhr, with that legendary Aztec cannibal priest drip overseeing the work from his throne of blood
        he's a good musician too

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Please great liar that has no power grant me something that you have no power over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah they can manipulate people and situations to benefit a person. especially if theyre trying to prop up someone for success so that they can have more vectors to influence the human world its not all that complicated.
      what they dont understand is that its evil. they're binding themselves to parasites for what? jokes on them i guess. enjoy raping babies and killing people for talking about it. and do this until judgement day. the day you die. whatever, man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right. He's king of earth because he can get other's to believe and join the game of secrets for powah, but none of the power orginates or emanates from him. He seeks to devour whom he can with lies and false promises.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be afraid anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire concept of "selling one's soul" rests on an understanding of The Soul. What is The Soul?
      The soul of a man refers to his psyche, his composite Selfness which singles him out among all other living things around him.
      In essense, that combination of the uniqueness of his ideations and the uniqueness of his sensory patterns (body, signals, etc). In the material sense - that to which we can point and say, 'this exists, see it here, now - there will be ever-more-detailed expositions on what consitutes biological life. That effervesent pattern of ideations - including dreaming and imagination - are what are for sale.

      Hint: in all the cartoonish depictions of The Devil and Mephistopheles, the unraveled Soul Contract is very, very long, and the recitation of the binding terms OF that contract even longer.

      if you do dare to sell such intrinsic selfness...be specific. Be very, very exact.

      The demon is physical. The dragon is both physical and metaphysical. The Devil was, and is, theological.
      - Moncure Daniel Conway, Demonology and Devil-lore, Volume II

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As 1 of the 2 originators of action, it is far too abstract to be sold with any enforceability, and any contract without enforceability is nonbinding by default. Essentially, selling your soul means that one controls your thoughts. As 1 of the 2 originators of action, actions and behaviors become the only binding element of such a contract. Thus, as the sole owner of your actions the only enforceability is on the flesh for not performing specific actions. That isn't to say that influencing a person's soul isn't possible, it is. It's just able to bound by anything external, if one has the will to overcome it. Thus, the trappings of the modern world are in essence already close to maximum soul ownership from external sources with employee contracts etc.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore this mans wish. You shall not damn his soul! I FORBID YOU!

    Sorry bro, your wish is null and void now.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry no one is home down there anymore
    God has evicted them from existance
    Looks like you'll have to get help from angels without having to sell your soul man that must suck for you that you get to keep your soul my condolances

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell is a place for the spiritually elite, we are currently living in literal reincarnation hell where existence is torment and death surrounds us always.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pssst, the demons rarely get you anything besides pain and suffering. Even suicide. It's nothing but drug addiction and seething.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll burn in hell forever.
    Wish granted!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    super gay thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s retarded No matter how you look at it.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only those born under his sign can hear him clearly.

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