Please recommend me a good fucking razor

(that isn’t a double edge razor)

First I bought a One Blade (not close enough)

Then I bought a Gillette Labs Razor With Exfoliating Bar (overpriced piece of shit that goes dull after two uses)

Then I bought a Gillette ProGlide and I’m getting razor burn and leftover stubble on my neck.

What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day.

(shaving cream/gel recommendations are also welcome)

39 thoughts on “Please recommend me a good fucking razor

  1. Anonymous says:

    Get a good Braun electric razor, I’ve been using mine for the past 8 years or so. I change the head once or twice a year.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I have the same issue, have proglide right now but I get nasty razor burn often, especially on my lower throat
    Been thinking about getting a safety razor but they also seem scary
    Also is after shave a meme?

    • Anonymous says:

      Safety razors have sharper blades, but take less force to cut hair as a result. Do things right and you won’t feel any burn or irritation from the shave afterwards.

      Aftershave is good, alcohol helps sanitize the nicks and tiny cuts you’ll get, while glycerin and other ingredients moisturize to offset the drying from alcohol. Get Aqua Velva, Tabac, one of the drug store classics.

  3. Anonymous says:

    just get a safety razor and learn to shave properly. Van der hagen blades are like $3 for 5 blades and you can get 5/6 shaves per blade. I’m your typical asian dude with short/tough stubbles and constant acne break outs but this works, even with just shampoo and saving while shower.

  4. Anonymous says:

    This hecking thread
    1. Shave immediately after a shower and or hot towel to open your hair follicles
    2. Never use the same blade more than twice
    3. Use a preshave cream then a after shave balm (NON Alcohol based unless you want leather skin)

    Unless the razor is literally cutting then that’s a issue with your shit razor or shaving at garbage angles

  5. Anonymous says:

    I use a cartridge razor and gillette shave foam
    I do one pass with the grain and one pass against
    I have shaved this way for almost a decade and never had razorburn
    I have even dry-shaved for multiple days in a row (military shit)
    You all are just pussies and/or stupid

  6. Anonymous says:

    merkur 34c

    >What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day
    a hecking safety razor. get the hecking razor and stop making threads

  7. Anonymous says:

    >that isn’t a double edge razor
    >What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day.
    Anon, you may be stupid

    • Anonymous says:

      Okay fine, I kneel.

      What one should I get, and anyone have any tips for newcomers?

      https://i.imgur.com/EbJfI4i.png

      merkur 34c

      >What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day
      a hecking safety razor. get the hecking razor and stop making threads

      https://i.imgur.com/6X7dnoj.jpg

      Razorock Hawk V3 with Schick Proline P-30 blades

      Which safety razor is great but also affordable?

      • future says:

        >Which safety razor is great but also affordable?
        wilkinson classic safety razor. it’s plastic and costs like 6$ including 5 blades.

          • Anonymous says:

            >plastic threads
            Even cheap chromed zamak is more durable than that. I would only consider a plastic razor for travel, and even then I’d still just bring a real one.

          • future says:

            it doesn’t even have plastic threads on the body-head commector. they can’t be seperated. it has heavy duty threads on the well sourounded piece clamping down on the razor blade tho. again, this won’t break because it doesn’t experience any strain.

          • Anonymous says:

            doesn’t matter, plastic simply weakens over time.
            it will break and you will be very confused as to how.

          • future says:

            they are 3 bucks and it lasted 2 years now
            plastic weakens when forced to flex or exposed to UV radiation. this is not the case here.

      • Anonymous says:

        https://i.imgur.com/vaqTAbM.jpg

        (that isn’t a double edge razor)

        First I bought a One Blade (not close enough)

        Then I bought a Gillette Labs Razor With Exfoliating Bar (overpriced piece of shit that goes dull after two uses)

        Then I bought a Gillette ProGlide and I’m getting razor burn and leftover stubble on my neck.

        What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day.

        (shaving cream/gel recommendations are also welcome)

        It’s so sad to see so many girls like this. None of these women make a lot of money most of them don’t make any money and none of these women are really poor either so it’s about validation it’s about belonging to everyone never one person so this person is in a way trying to find love that they will never find by courting attention from dysfunctional men online and ultimately it is the platform they post on that owns them that is their father, their husband, that is there pimp. This woman so long as she is in a relationship with her pornographic social media presence will never be actually in a relationship with anyone else and is closed off as a wife and a mother.

        • Anonymous says:

          https://i.imgur.com/vaqTAbM.jpg

          (that isn’t a double edge razor)

          First I bought a One Blade (not close enough)

          Then I bought a Gillette Labs Razor With Exfoliating Bar (overpriced piece of shit that goes dull after two uses)

          Then I bought a Gillette ProGlide and I’m getting razor burn and leftover stubble on my neck.

          What the heck am I supposed to use that will give me a clean shave, not break me out, and that I can use every day.

          (shaving cream/gel recommendations are also welcome)

          I dont get why decent looking girls do this shit tbh. Imagine meeting a cute girl and she does this gross shit online. The west is hecked

        • Anonymous says:

          […]
          I dont get why decent looking girls do this shit tbh. Imagine meeting a cute girl and she does this gross shit online. The west is hecked

          >b***hes are hoes
          damn bro thats craaaa

  8. Anonymous says:

    why not a double edge? anyway chances are either your skin isn’t made to be shaved ever day or you’re shaving against the grain, also not something you can do with any skin type

  9. totally not future says:

    just get a safety razor. they are like 10-20$ (there’s a 6 dollar wilkinson one made of plastic on e.g. amazon that includes 5 blades) and blades are as cheap as it gets. you’ll need to learn to use it carefully tho but results are great if you know what you’re doing. paying 50-10$ for 100 blades rather than 5$ for 4 blades has got to be worth the effort of learning to figure out this too.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Just use Nair or wax if you’re that obsessed with it. Beeswax waxing even comes with the chance it will permanently remove the hair so it can’t grow back.

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