Paris Catacombs

What the hell is under there?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poop and pee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As above so below

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's France,not India

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have it on good authority that all european cities smell like piss because they charge to use the bathrooms so the homeless are just peeing all over the place

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy Hauffet

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why there have never been any expedition trying to map it? It could be as simple as using a bunch of ropes and wires to mark and light the way the same way miners and mountain hickers do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised no youtube did this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its extremelly dangerous, imagine you fall down in a hole inside those catacombs and no one finds you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are literaly sending tourist expeditions there. The fuck are you on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those don't go very deep though, shit's actually huge dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep in mind the tourist areas are barely a percentage of the known mapped Catacombs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody from /b/ stole a skull from there and stuck his dick in it. Google it, NSFW so can;t post here.

      >Seriously why there have never been any expedition trying to map it?
      Out of curiosity, why would you not even check to see if a map existed before posting that they have never even tried to map them? That makes you look retarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a nice cock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as easy as it seems. There is a group that meets up to do exactly this but access points are getting very limited. Some levels are 100% flooded so you can’t get through. The tours of the catacombs are cover 1/2000000 of the tunnels. They’ve also been reconstructed and bodies have been moved several times throughout history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so much flooding, and the government has no reason to. the nazis were going to, because they aren't lifeless zombies, but the war was more of a focus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CpibToB.jpg

      What the hell is under there?

      Frog here.
      >Paris was built on a swamp
      >soft ground
      >limestone mines
      >by the middle age it's very populated
      >overflowing cemeteries
      >they dump the skeletons in the limestone mines
      >because of this soft ground you can't build very tall buildings there (look up La Défense Grande Arche, basically the American-style skyscraper district for Paris had to be built way out of the city)
      >add 100 years of subway lines
      >tourists stick to the traced circuit
      >nobody want to go down there and get lost/crushed
      I agree someone should make a yt channel and stream it but I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
      Def /x/ related.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was built on a swamp
        just like Mexico City,why don't people learn....
        is it also sinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is it also sinking?
          Good question, I would say "probably".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would someone get crushed down there? Also why were these catacombs made in the first place?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were made because empty carries + overflowing cemeteries

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also why were these catacombs made in the first place?
          They're the interconnected first floors of the buried buildings from before Noah's Flood. The bodies are a mix of: 1) antediluvian Flood casualties 2) post-Flood aboriginal peoples genocided by the current oligarch/repopulator class 3) satanic cult sacrifices in modern times. Also, pre-Flood infrastructure included brick lined water tunnels.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you tell me more about this? Or point in a direction to learn on my own?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tartaria/Mudflood psyop info, but keeping the biblical truth of Genesis 6-8 in mind. Also, Luke 4:5-8 is helpful. Remember that mainstream history is trash/complete lies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Investing time, energy, finances, and possibly risking your health to map out a bunch of flooded burial tunnels under the shithole that is Paris
      Feel free to do so but don't be surprised if you catch some nasty mold/get culturally enriched on the surface.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not as interesting as social media pretends it is. New York tunnels probably have way cooler shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little drones like with those 360 cameras like google streetview could make quick work of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that would expose the pagan blood sacrifice cults that have orgy non stop down there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because
      >A massive amount is blocked off
      >Very easy to get lost
      >Likely that a section could just collapse, thus it's a very dangerous thing and the state would never back it
      >Probably a fair amount of hobos or crazy people have taken permanent or temporary residence there

      And most importantly
      >There's NOTHING to gain from it, nothing, why would the government waste money doing this dangerous job for no benefit whatsoever?
      >The only benefit is a youtuber, but this is outlawed BECAUSE of retards that would go in and get lost, if it wasn't this would be a much more common thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the answers to this question are gay and retarded including mine so fair enough. still wish someone would do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but how about this?
      >Get small really durable and cool drone that can go underwater too just in case (if that even exists idk)
      >Go into the catacombs leave the drone hide it a bit, leave the tour and start exploring with the drone and stream it
      Would that work?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We not I'm ancient past just fucking use drones and bots dumb anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Germans tried it in WW2, they got pretty far but called it off in the end.
      My guess would be the further you go out, the more unstable it becomes, whole sections have collapsed and others have become flooded.
      The area left is still huge.
      Not long ago, French police found a theatre hooked up with livefeed CCTV.
      When they returned they found it emptied with a note saying something like you won't find us.
      There's also a room where secret meetings were held between Freemason types.
      Overall I'd say the worst you'll bump into dosm there is a drug addled maniac .
      If you ever decide to go make you sure you have either a guide or a stick of chalk to guide yourself back.
      Once you venture far enough out to the point where there is no graffiti anymore, you're really in the Catacombs

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gluing old mannequin pieces to the wall in a creepy underground tunnel
    Dangerously based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a statue called Le Passe-muraille (The Passer Through Walls)
      https://thepressagge.com/thach-le-passe-muraille-sculpture-the-mysteries-of-the-paris-catacombs-man-through-the-wall/

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what in dere

    Roes upon roes of skeletons stacked to the cieling and 10 feet deep.

    Endless tunnels/

    At least 5 dead explorers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like it's got a taste for corpses now. Maybe it's alive and uses its magnetic attraction to lure in tourists and thus gain more souls to feed on. Kind of like that suicide forest in Japan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm most likely.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The catacombs are only about 250 years old. The mine and quarry network they had under the city was partly designed to host the catacombs and other parts are still old mines and abandoned quarries. It’s dangerous to travel down their because of how you can get in and out. It’s easy to try to open a manhole cover and slip and fall 20 meters. Some quarries are dangerous and filled with gas like the Triel sur Seine quarries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fucking beyond stupid you ignorant glownagger fuck.

      The catacombs have tunnels that go back to the times of the Roman Empire and people have been disappearing down there for centuries.
      Kys you fucking retard for even typing something this stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Are you fucking beyond stupid you ignorant glownagger fuck.

        Hmmm… Sorry for putting your panties in a twist. I wasn’t being detailed when I wrote that. You are correct, the areas that are the catacombs and quarries are ancient mines from the Roman times and Middle Ages. The catacombs themselves, the decorative skulls, etc. only came into existence in the mid 1700s. Finished in the 1800s. That’s what I meant when I said it was only 250 years old. Paris is full of mystery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You did it again, what a lazy so and so you are, they might as well fire you and get a computer to do it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've posted this a few times. You understand AI detection is about as reliable as a polygraph, right?

            As in, there's no actual consistency between results, and even quite famous impossible-that-they-were generated works of literature often get flagged in the 80s-90s, right?

            Shakespeare, for example, at one point got a 98 from ChatGPT. ChatGPT thought it wrote Shakespeare.

            Only the most truly retarded writing styles will show as not at all AI generated.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And I’m the guy he’s been relying to this whole time. I don’t give a shit if I’m called a shill or a glownagger just because I’m offering some factoid trivial bs. But being accused of being an AI kind of hurts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I immediately thought your post was chat gpt as well. Your use of 'You are correct, the areas that are the catacombs and quarries are ancient mines from the Roman times and Middle Ages.' sounds exactly like chatgpt phrasing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, truthfully I've had instances where people thought I used gpt due to an articulated vocabulary when in reality I'm as simple as a hick. Using the more elaborate and eloquent words to sound worldly or a lot more intelligent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yada yada yada I got a fucking NPC education and sound like the AI proto anti christ. I was just trying to be helpful Anon. I hate you fucking Zoomers. Why don’t you put your phones down and not touch grass but go down into the fucking catacombs! Go without your phones! Touch skulls Anons touch fucking skulls!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whos this hoe?

                I mean I know shes a crazy liberal or whatever but I can fix her bros and she kinda bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You suck aids riddled nagger dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are many a bot accusing others of being bots, glowies and the sort. Wouldn't be surprised if anons have bots calling people fags and naggers either.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reddit spacing. Also, this is definitely chatGPT.
              >no verification needed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but an opening between paragraphs is not reddit spacing you gigantic retard. Maybe you should have asked a reddit spacing detector too or something.

                People like you are what is wrong with /x/, you don't even try discuss anything you only accuse someone of something and don't back anything up. I miss the days before these retarded newfags showed up and destroyed all possibility for discussion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ~
                Reddit spacing is a genius meme.
                People who don't know what it is out themselves everytime.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I passed the Cloudflare check just to say:
              Fucking chatbot you are hahhahahahahah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a human using a bot. Stop.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you don’t know how to use your fucking brain like the average nigtard. Fuck off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ChatGPT
          I can smell you anywhere, your modified tone can't make your formulaic responses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you government employees/contractors/ngo's so lazy, that you are using chatgp t3.5 to do your slide posting for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mPTLWZ9.png

        You did it again, what a lazy so and so you are, they might as well fire you and get a computer to do it.

        >You're an AI so your opinion is invalid!
        >I base this off the opinion of random AI
        You've failed at life when you're forced to let machines think for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the deep state hiring redditors now?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The documentary "As Above, So Below" features an in-depth exploration of the Paris catacombs.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the remains of prior advanced civilizations like Atlantis/Mu/Tartaria, etc. Now it's used for human trafficking.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proof of the redhead genocide and previous reset.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redhead genocide
      Wait what!?!? I like ginger women! That’s a real crime against humanity!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I WANT TO BE A GINGER GIRL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homosexual and get a grip on yourself before you off yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. A deeply homosexual agenda has ruled over humanity for too long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YBlJh1r.jpg

      >redhead genocide
      Wait what!?!? I like ginger women! That’s a real crime against humanity!!

      there is nothing of the sort, you worry too much goyim.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of anal sex

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lotta bones

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=eoWEMzJT5PqlTDIO

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not OP but any Cataphiles lurking on here? Got any supernatural stories? Quelqu'un a-t-il une histoire de fantômes dans les catacombes ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malheureusement pas grand chose, du moins pas sur les circuits mainstreams accessibles depuis les plaques dans la rue. Mais j'imagine que des choses intéressantes se passent en circuits fermés.

      Par exemple, savais-tu que certains caveaux du cimetiére montparnasse étaient profonds de plus de 20 m ? 20 m à pic comme ça directement accessible depuis une sépulture en surface. Plutôt cool pas vrai ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i went there 2 days ago, nothing supernatural but pretty chill and i didnt see anyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing dude, it's just a meme. Art project, it's cold as shit. garbage party goes left, sometimes you'll encounter some guys in one of the rooms drinking and playing guitar around a fire, you just walk around other than that. There are no skull left, it's all been picked clean, what you have left are femurs and arms but no head.

      https://i.imgur.com/RKvNw9J.jpg

      And French police found a movie theater down there too.

      1)Didn't look like that
      2)Not old or remote, the guys who visit made it on the spot and it looked like shit, they often make some shrines or artpieces or leave the platforms for a bit after a show but it's just that, there's no old secret, except maybe old mining equipment or old entrances to bunkers (that are now shut, can't be accessed). It's boring and overrated.

      Place isn't safe cause of the dead. It's unsafe because of the living. Lots of sickos down there.

      You're a complete schizo, there's nothing down there, even hobos avoid the place because it's desolate, in complete dark and cold as shit, there aren't even rats or bugs. Most dangerous thing you'll encounter is a bunch of punks/hippies doing drugs or artists tagging a room, and they're more scared of you that youa re of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        (bottleanon)

        >You're a complete schizo, there's nothing down there, even hobos avoid the place because it's desolate, in complete dark and cold as shit, there aren't even rats or bugs. Most dangerous thing you'll encounter is a bunch of punks/hippies doing drugs or artists tagging a room, and they're more scared of you that youa re of them.

        This is a bold assumption anon. There are miles, and miles, and miles of unexplored tunnels. There are more tunnels under the tunnels that are frequented. The catacombs are truly a labyrinth. There is a lot more to explore. The second you consider yourself an expert or an authority on any subject you stop learning about it. Arrogance and pride are sins anon, across all religions and cultures.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's unexplored because you can't access it. It's blocked off by rocks or sunken under water. Unless you're willing to drill even more holes you can't get in. Nobody gets in. And if you try that you have chances of burying yourself. Of course I don't know what's behind, who knows, probably more old shit and more bones, no secret. But please man, keep lecturing me about a place I've spent nearly 50 hours in while you never bothered. There's a reason people nowadays don't give a shit about it anymore. Increased police activity and the fact that there's fucking nothing to do. Spookiest thing you'll experience is hearing an exploring blasting his music in the distance and believe it's ghosts.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna take a wild guess and say probably a bunch of dead French people.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    follow a cataphile on facebook and the shit he has found would downright amaze you.
    has found pre-war cars, trucks and machinery, mine carts still on rails, every sort of a thing.
    you'd just wonder how much work was being done down there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And French police found a movie theater down there too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skellintons living it up down there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stuff like this is really what spokes me, like who does that besides some crazy snuff film enthusiasts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuckin sweet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lies. They found nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They actually did find one but it was just a projector with some chairs, with a camera set up so they could see anyone entering.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, wasn't anything fancy like that one though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you'd just wonder how much work was being done down there.
      It's him isn't it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Masketta Man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link my g?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bones

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe sleeping mummi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow this looks like one of those buddhist monk who meditate themselves to death but don’t rot.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Paris. There is mostly edgy teenagers, drug addict party goers and weirdos in there. Sometimes the edgy teenagers got lost and the police have to rescue them. Apart from that it's just bones, ugly street art, stones and trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but do they eat bread soaked in piss down there? that is my question

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals and naggers. Also maybe some nagger homosexuals.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    french people

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish.
      I was in Paris in May and the rats there are more civilized and discreet than the flock of drunk black guys I saw walking to Gare de L'Est.
      Hopefully they evolve and take over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/iCyYBeu.jpg

        these guys

        >Skaven are more civilized
        That's a funny thought. It's sad how one particular demographic seems to ruin all urban environments no matter where they prop up.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw lots of skellies

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dusty old bones full of green dust

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giant shrimp monsters

    https://paranormal-strange.fandom.com/wiki/Bremerton_Giant_Shrimp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aboleths huh?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend Sam, he's a spooky guy

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead people
    ghosts
    rats
    Idiots who went in got lost and died
    spiders
    harvestmen arachnids

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly this guy who dropped his camera that was later found with this footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG0vb119qs

    about 200 miles of tunnels, not a good place to go get lost in. then you also have the catacombs in Odessa Ukraine which are massively bigger at 1,600 miles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can walk about 50 miles a day so I'll be out of there in 4 days tops. You can go without food for 4 days, and if I get thirsty, I'll drink from one of the flooded areas. I don't know why people act like it's so dangerous. All those skeletons are from people who died on the surface, so logically it's safer in the tunnels.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Place isn't safe cause of the dead. It's unsafe because of the living. Lots of sickos down there.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frenchs

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's an urban exploration collective based in Paris called "Urban eXperiment" (les UX) who sometimes host gatherings down there with live bands, makeshift bars, sound systems, theater setups, artists painting and so on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds gay and stupid.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but for real, is that found footage real??

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i keep coming back to this thread, it's really sparked an interest in the catacombs for me. tunnels are just neat in general, i think. the idea that they're mostly uncharted and there's just a whole parallel world underground is just so cool to me. are there more places like this in the world?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The french…

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the hell is under there?
    Human bones
    Human skulls
    Rock
    Concrete
    A staircase
    Rats
    Homeless people
    Dog bones
    Graffiti
    Bodies of water
    Meeting rooms

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MJ12 and the resistance.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bones

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you go to paris you can take a tour down there

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.I'm french, I've been there like 5 times, it's just empty. They organize parties/small music fests in here but it's really rare. Ton of art projects and urbex for bored people. It has nothing at all sadly. I took went in expecting a secret but nope, it's gigantic but despite that you can only access a certain part of it because a lot of passages are either collapsed or sunken.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    death

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