I desperately need your help anons.
I was hit by the deadliest of techniques; the "Dim Mak" or ""touch of death" I believe after I disrespected a member of some organization called the "black dragon fighting society".
I don't know how much time is left and the doctors told me I am perfectly fine.
Anyways I can counter the latent effects of the Dim Mak (death) or become immortal?
Also, the reason I know this is because he wore a black shirt with "black dragon fighting society" written on it.
He ordered juice at a bar and I called him a sissy and later when I was in the restroom he walked up to me and hit me with it.
He hit me with the dim mak I mean. Not with the juice or shirt.
Why didn’t you beat the fuck out of him? That was your only chance to reverse the curse.
Agreed, you gotta find this guy and beat him up soon
Monkey grabs the oeach.
There is nothing you can do, but do what you enjoy doing until the end arrives.
I also got hit with the touch of death.
Do what you enjoy
The answer to any situation where death is ostensibly certain is to go balls to the wall and live life by your terms as much as possible. Do things now instead of later. The knowledge of ones death is freedom. Just cut loose and set your affairs in order while enjoying yourself as much as possible. or "get right with god" or whatever you feel is pertinent.
Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and help you out. You have to hit yourself with the same technique, but from the opposite direction. It'll create a wave that cancels out the first one. It would help if someone else was able to do it for you, since you have to be pretty precise when doing so and you might not be able to reach.
They are legends, however do your research, there are books about them
Sorry this is fucking fake as fake martial arts get, are the moves you can do that can end a person in 1 go? Sure if you manage to cut off their circulation, if you can poke out their eyes and crush their balls you pretty much neutered them to a dead corpse.
Its just cutting of circulation of breath and blood, destroying the tendons and so on.
>become immortal
Well, if you think that you're bound to die, you might as well make the Philosopher's Stone:
>https://archive.org/details/TheBookofAquarius
TL;DR: Distill a gallon of your piss for 8 years straight, then burn it until it turns into a shiny red stone, then eat the stone.
Still, read the whole thing.
Open up the inventory menu and enter the Konami code. This will give you 99 lives and remove all status ailments.