What is that? I dont understand
Device that grips to the windshield until you pay the parking fine like a boot. Really easy to get off. It's essentially a giant suction cup
are you telling me people are too retarded to find a large sheet metal shimmy to slide under the cup and lift it?
you turn the heat on your car to maximum for 10 minutes and go and try and lift the cup with a PLASTIC (dont scratch windshield) splunger(tool used for phone repair). Then throw the expensive unit right into the nearest body of water. Not my problem.
Definately don't put it on a politician's car or a postal truck or anything like that. That might cause big problema for the innocent pajeet.
i would drive it home and take it apart
They have GPS. The things are basically a ransom note in and of themselves. If you can't disable the GPS on target then you are leading them to your property.
Let the games begin.
I'd throw it onto the roof of a synagogue
cover it in foil, or lead them straight into your booby traps
Who has the car boot air horn screencap?
Why not set it alight?
There is no good argument against setting it alight in my opinion. Circumstantially only the location where you set it on fire may matter. This along with the putting it on a politicians car (
) may be exciting options. Just don't get caught. In the case of putting it on a politico's car, I'd say park further away from your local town hall than you'd expect to avoid cameras seeing your plates.
Well that's easy to get around. Either wedge something under the seal enough to relieve the pressure or puncture the seal.
>What is that? I dont understand
It stops people from illegally using their windscreen wipers.
windSHIELD you fucking commie
It's called a windshield barnacle. It's part of a money making scam.
Something like a 6-in putty knife or sheetrock trowel could be wedged between the suction cup and the glass and tapped in with a hammer until the seal is broken between the suction cup and the glass.
SlimJim would work too.
Might have success with a coat hanger.
You can also very carefully drill a hole straight through it from the top into the suction cup but before the drill bit reaches the glass window.
Scalpel / blowtorch would fuck that thing. Should be a prisonable offence to touch someone's car.
Redeem the needful, saar
Free portable giant sucking device.
its the new boot
Aren't they easy to get off and take the SIM from?
dont you need like, a special tool on-hand tho?
Apparently they're just really poorly designed and you can lever them off with an ice scraper if you blast the heat for a while. Then you have free data till they cancel it.
hadn't heard that
>Then you have free data till they cancel it.
come on, the sim is probably pin locked
>snap sim card in half
>place it back in
>cause mad pajeet seething
C'mon man, fight your battles properly.
If you pay the fine, what happens to THE BARNACLE (TM), do you just drop it on the floor? Can you not notice and take it with you and accidentaly drop it on the sea?
You're supposed to install it on a zogbot's car after you removed it from yours.
So THE BARNACLE (TM) is a curse? After you get BARNACLE'd you then become a THE BARNACLE (TM) operator and pass it onto somebody else when the time comes?
They expect you to drop it off somewhere for them. or they charge your card more for the damage.
You just need to run the heat at full blast then use this
>Charge your card.
You leave shit on or in my vehicle its mine. Dont vandalize my shit naggers.
How are they going to charge your card?
Im going to start keeping shit on hand to smear on these if it happens.
you call the number to make a payment, then they give you an unlock code
Do you not then just call your CC company and report the extortion scheme?
Yes I saw a video on this by turning on the car windshield heater it increases the volume under the suction cup because Eric spans and I can unstick it and also using a thin device to get between the suction cup and the glass like a hacksaw blade could be good.
What a legend.
>because Eric spans
Future husband of Airwrecka McBride.
Doubt you'd need anything other than a torx set or drill.
How are they even attached? If it's suction that's even easier to remove.
Suction. A long plastic scraper is good for that.
cutting the absolute fuck out of the rubber with a knife so it cant be used again seems like a better solution to me
Do you really live in gas bottle/canister? How is it living inside of that? Are you gas yourself?
hold on my ESL to human translator is firing up
Leave this place while you can newhomosexual, or don't and always remember this day of warning
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You are my only fren. 🙁
dont you need like, a special tool on-hand tho?
But that thing is piss easy to take off. All you need a coat hanger and your defroster turned on.
all you need is a flat stiff piece of plastic and turn your defroster on high and expand the air under the suction cups. Once expanded, just force the plastic piece under one of the cups. The other releases when one looses suction. Leave the thing on the curb for the wagie to pick up.
>Leave the thing on the curb for the wagie to pick up.
Put it on a cop car. Wear a mask when you do so. For Covid, of course.
>Leave the thing on the curb for the wagie to pick up.
Shouldn't you just burn it?
just put a mylar blanket over it and use your dash cam to see around it
explain you daft cunt.
what the Fuck does THAT mean?
you must be new
Such a goddess
>body like an athlete
no tats classy
she's old now
so is Tina Turner, doesnt mean Im not jacking it to thunderdome
she's only 30 and still looks good
Ha ha, stupid old cunt! How's that wall feel?
holy mother of god she sprinted full blast into the wall
she looks terrible
Fuck that's sad
That's rough man. Wow.
>she's only 30 and still looks good
She shapeshifted into an 80 year old israeliteess with horse ancestry. Holy fuck.
well at least she hasn't gotten fat. if somebody married her, they could have done much worse.
Has her womb been used? She should be pregnant constantly.
Looks like a tranny. Bad fashion, cocky man like behaviour. Nah hard pass.
You will never be a woman.
I'd sure hope not. I love pissing wherever I want. Read my post again fucker. You don't seem to understand it
She looks israeli
She ain't pretty one bit. Looks like it has balls.
Aussie cunts always age fast, those convict/pirate genes really come out after 26 or so on women and men, but it really looks bad on the women. All that sun, crappy island diet and the drinking like a fish, mate. Get 'em between 16-25 and you're golden over there.
What in the wall happened?
A simpler time. A chicken in every pot, and boners flexing in the air.
Woah doubles check
Fuck off you stupid homosexual
say something else you may have uncovered something you good at
god damn topkek
Hitler du bs
you're here forever newfag
Czecked. Heil Hitler
garbage pail kid nigress
Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.
What’s in the box??
Looks like Hitler is posting again today. Checked
I HAVE NO NUMBERS BUT I MUST CHECK
British education everyone.
come on in - the water's great! Oh and you're here forever now 😉
bruh, lurk at least 2 years before posting
Your last two digits are 8 and 8. "H" is the 8th letter of the alphabet. "Heil Hitler".
imagine getting a capable post on your first day on 4chin.
Checked and you're here forever
You are here forever
it's called a carbunkle and you get one if you park in a jeet owned lot
>jeet owned lot
I'd find the jeets and chain them to a nagger owned streetpole. Parasitic bastard bloody bitches.
>newfag walks in
>demands everything be explained
lurk moar you reddit shithead
It's a suckly wubbly that prevents you from tally hoing while driving your horseless tin carriage
Oi oi do you have a loicense for that there explanation?
Do you even speak the King's English?
It's a Thacham Confabulater you disable it by drinking 9 pints and headbutting your windshield.
Put me in the screen cap if I don't do it myself.
Impressive, very nice. This goes into my CHECKED compilation.
I'm so fucking sick of you, you utter fucking spastic.
Is that instead of the wheel clam?
its pizza box filled with poo?
theres the heckin clammerio and the barnaclerino
yeah, it's the jeet version
When Bazza gets a wheel clamp he just gets the petrol saw out.
>When Bazza gets a wheel clamp he just gets the petrol saw out.
Really, it should be a part of every motorist's emergency kit, right alongside a spare tire and 12V inflator.
what do they do
like that would stop me
Implying police wouldn't stop you with windshield like that
>he gets stopped by the police
must suck being a negro
Embrace the past.
>Embrace the past.
Why did you take the National Socialist creation and chop it like a Mexican?
I've never seen these before. This sound easy to steal.
"How do you beat the car Barnacle?
As it turns out, to take off the Barnacle, all you need to do is run your vehicle's windshield defroster for 15 minutes, and then use a credit card or similar thin piece of plastic to release the suction cup around the edge. Presto!"
>As it turns out, to take off the Barnacle, all you need to do is run your vehicle's windshield defroster for 15 minutes, and then use a credit card or similar thin piece of plastic to release the suction cup around the edge.
brilliant idea to roll this ting out just as its getting cold so the pressure change from heated windshield will make the removal even easier
Tampering with my vehicle will result in me laying you prone for eternity with my .45 side arm
Could be worse. Could be a sloppy curry shit.
Get a self driving e car.
I wish someone would install some faggy piece of equipment like that to my car.
Comes to your country because their country is shit. Chooses to work in an industry that makes everyone's lives miserable by solving a non existent problem (Over parking). Caused by their over population. No Jeet's = no crowded streets = no need for shit tier Jeet jobs. It's like they enjoy helping to make your country shit as fast as possible
there are also chinks
I'm in downtown and actually have a parking lot, so I get people using my lot all the time to go to the mosque across the street. I'm never sure if I can boot their cars or not.
>blast warm air on windshield
>slip credit card around edge
I looked on YouTube for tutorials on how to remove it and wow, they REALLY don't want you to learn how to. I cannot find a single video on how to remove these things
All you need to do is watch a demonstration video of how it works. If you can't figure out how to do it after learning exactly how it works, you deserve to be extorted.
Reminds me of those Russian protesters that used to put the giant stickers on people's windshield for driving on the sidewalk.
I feel like a screwdriver could puncture the compression device and then you could lever it off. Under no circumstance should you pour camp fuel or lighter fluid into the return bin and set it alight.
I think you can also run to the store and buy a power drill to drill a hole through the suction cup.
>Don't pay fine to kike cops/government
>get a power tool in the process
Everything turned out a bit better than expected
>park with your wipers up
>they arent allowed to forcibly move the wipers as it could damage them.
>cant install device
What is service position?
Don't speak again until you have educated yourself
Don't speak again until you have educated yourself
>"as it could damage them" Are the keyboards. Imagine having to install that giant thing and remove it again with those in the way.
>"as it could damage them"
>effortlessly move wiper arms out of way with no damage because this function is engineered in to the design
I thought I told you to educate yourself
I loath people who park with their wipers up like some sort of retarted car hack. Never comes into play unless you are expecting a quarter inch of freezing rain.
I stuck your mom's wipers up last night
or you can use a snow cover where the straps are held in place by being closed in the door
free sim cards
if there is a keypad there is a master unlock code
download the service manual
> A US Marine came up with this.
They aren't even that hard to get off
So you just need a long shim and a little bit of leverage and this $250 piece of equipment is yours to resell on facebook marketplace lol
wouldn't stop me I drive backward
maybe don't be an asshole and park in places you're not supposed to.
The bitch seems to be that the Pajeets don't tolerate fucking around.
>maybe don't be an asshole and park in places you're not supposed to.
>The bitch seems to be that the Pajeets don't tolerate fucking around.
Jeets are fucking scammers that harass people endlessly and specifically target the senile and those who cannot defend themselves.
If I ever caught a jeet scammer in person I'd unironically break their knees. I would put them on the ground and twist their legs until they popped.
It wouldn't stop the jeet from scamming in a call center with the rest of it's inbred shit-eating cousins, but at least it would teach it a lesson in fucking around.
If somebody did that or even tried to my car I'd cut off their hands in front of everybody
Same. Openy murdering somebody over such vandalism should be legal. Cars are some peoples homes. Often times the most expensive thing they own.
Cars are peoples livelyhoods in america.
Itd be like killing a mans only horse 200 years ago.
tiny drill bit that punctures suction cup but bottoms out before hitting glass
I dont even think you need to do that. Just drill through the outer casing then suction cup should easily come off.
just attach your own transluscent spikes on the windshield. looks cool and fucks with people putting things on your windshield
When my spikey Hondasaurus is shown to the world, God will shed a tear of pure pleasure, and all will be blessed again
itt people^W gayrapeans who will never do anything they suggest because it is illegal
All you have to do is drill a few holes in it and it will lose suction.
If I came across some pajeet applying one of these to my windshield I'd fucking Minecraft that street shitter.
The real barnacles are the pajeets themselves. Every fucking one of them looking for a free ride on everyone else's fucking backs.
Fuck you pajeet.
I always have tooks in the car, i would just drill a small hole and rape the vacuum. Then smash up their gay little shield
Use floss to ease under the suction cup and break the air seal.
The real question here is, after you take the device with you, can you use it as leverage to cancel the fine and even get them to pay you money for its return?
How does that work legally?
Blast ZZ Top in the police station
Heh the dislike ratio and comments are turned off
Look at the chink homosexual paying his fee and dropping it into the box!! Look at him go!!!
not my problem
Hello friends as a engineer I think I could hack this device because there has to be a magnetic powered solenoid to release the pressure so you could take an electric magnet or a very strong neodymium magnet and rub it on the back and at the right spot it would pull the plunger off of the valve and release the pressure.
If we knew what something look like on the inside we would know how to attack the valve.
Why does this look like it was made in the 90s?
Because it's stupid simple technology that had been around for decades, combined together in a plastic case. Two suction cups and an air pump with a microcontroller. There was a time when men built radios and other shit as a hobby and would have laughed at how stupid and easy to defeat this piece of shit is. Now, people just pay the fine because they may as well be monkeys staring at the monolith with this thing.
>750 lbs of pressure underneath each cup.
I'm thinking these fuckers can be sued for windshield integrity damage.
There's a keyhole over the keypad for manual release.
Someone send a Barnacle to LockPickingLawyer!
Find all the indian owned carlots and torch them. Avoid funding the scum at the very least.
how do you torch a parking lot. asphalt road surfaces don't just burn.
Idk bro get some patrol and burn everything in sight. You never done that? Good fun.
you'd just be burning other people's cars. the pajeet who owns the lot won't care.
A butter knife would take this off.
>It's just a suction cup lmao.
this is based as fuck, can you imagine if some madman (especially a black one, given special legal privileges in the west) went and drove with this and then crashed into a light pole? they'd sue the city into oblivion, millions of dollars, make it so
Yeah no, I'm a carpenter, that thing would take me 20 seconds at most to remove..
That laptop is huge and yellow.
We have huge laps.
Obviously city bilaw/parking applied this.
Op is a israelite trying to incite a race war.
>sorry sar I will do the needful
>but I don't have a card cash only I'll pay double!
>get a ride to "pay" the jeet
>meet up with jeet
>beat the ever living fuck out of him
>return to vehicle
>scrape it off
>justice is served
touch my shit and I break your jaw
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