Outlives Anne Frank, Martin Luther King, Michael Jackson,Muhammad Ali, Kurt Cobain, Freddie Mercury,Stephen Hawking,tupac,Robin Williams,

Outlives Anne Frank, Martin Luther King, Michael Jackson,Muhammad Ali, Kurt Cobain, Freddie Mercury,Stephen Hawking,tupac,Robin Williams,
Elvis Presley,Steve Jobs,Chadwick Boseman,Stan Lee,Neil Armstrong etc.

WHAT THE FRICK IS HER ACTUAL PROBLEM?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman who lives a relatively clean life with access to the best security and healthcare imaginable lives longer than a bunch of drug addicts and people who got murdered for political reasons
    ????????????????

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot Lady Diana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also 2 beatles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2 beatles
        did she kill them too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a woman who kills her husband or lover, especially one who kills multiple husbands or lovers

        >2 beatles
        did she kill them too?

        yep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hear that on moonlit nights, you can still hear Elizabeth cackling over Diana's grave.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not just her - Camilla too - sounding like Beavis and Butthead.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What
    >blood transfusions of healthy children
    will do to a mofogger

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anne Frank
    Is still alive, still living in that loft, and still writing her bloody diary. Non-stop, day and night. I wish the Nazis had captured the incessant b***h. I don't hate israelites, but Gott in Himmel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you save her in some sort of time machine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, via a Kabbalah app in my iPad. Big mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon you gotta finish the book before you start doing your homework

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She will never die
    She's immortal

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good genetics + unimaginable wealth would do that

    the last four British monarchs didn't live this long because they smoked a lot

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too much free time, was a NEET her entire life and has a batallion of elite doctors running all sorts of tests on her everytime she sneezes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the black widow's dead husband

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If dubz the queen outlives OP
    dubz GET
    check em

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT THE FRICK IS HER ACTUAL PROBLEM?
    the 27 club. she done missed the boat. the train has left the station. it's way too late now.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    November 11th 2022
    mark my post

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God save the Queen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't most people in the UK basically atheist (with birth membership into the Church of England skewing statistics)? When will they push to change the lyrics?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She won't outlive Kissinger however.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turns 100 next year

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best doctors money can buy
    nw euro genes
    my swedish grandma lived to be 92 without the queen's money, it's really not that hard to believe that the queen can live to be a hundred

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