Android collects 20x data iOS does. iOS pioneered the ability to stop apps from tracking you, look up Meta’s profit loss in the last few years and see Apple directly behind that.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/android-sends-20x-more-data-to-google-than-ios-sends-to-apple-study-says/ >Where Android stands out, Leith said, is in the amount of data it collects. At startup, an Android device sends Google about 1MB of data, compared with iOS sending Apple around 42KB. When idle, Android sends roughly 1MB of data to Google every 12 hours, compared with iOS sending Apple about 52KB over the same period. In the US alone, Android collectively gathers about 1.3TB of data every 12 hours. During the same period, iOS collects about 5.8GB.
Android encryption is shit;
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2105.12613.pdf > How about Android security? For starters, its encryption protections appear to be even worse than Apple’s. >“Like Apple iOS, Google Android provides encryption for files and data stored on disk. However, Android’s encryption mechanisms provide fewer gradations of protection. In particular, Android provides no equivalent of Apple’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked. As a consequence, Android decryption keys remain in memory at all times after ‘first unlock,’ and user data is potentially vulnerable to forensic capture.” >”On Android you can not only attack the operating system level, but other different layers of software that can be vulnerable in different ways." >Tushar Jois, Johns Hopkins University
https://www.wired.com/story/smartphone-encryption-law-enforcement-tools
And iPhones with lockdown mode is the only phone that stops Pegasus malware
https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/18/apple-lockdown-mode-iphone-nso-pegasus/
’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked.
This doesn't seem to be true after some research into BFU and AFU modes including Power button tap 5x which I believed before to wipe decryption keys. Either this or that is worded wrongly and should elaborate what he meant by "locked". An iPhone is in AFU mode until it's rebooted. I have yet to find out for certain if the power button pressed 5x puts it into a BFU style mode. If someone has an iPhone and is reading this can you please press your power button five times and hit cancel on emergency services. On another phone that is saved in your iPhone's contacts, call the iPhone and tell whether or not the contact name appears. If only the phone number appears that would suggest that decryption keys were wiped. I've read information elsewhere that claims power button tap 5x does not completely wipe decryption keys, it only disables FaceID/TouchID in case you are about to be forced by police which you must comply with any biometrics but NOT the password. If your phone is seized then Cellebrite and Oxygen would possibly still be able to gather as much information as if it were in AFU mode. Any info on this?
Both VolUp+Power and Power 5x does the same thing. And I just found an old iPhone to test. The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped. Unless anybody has any in depth information then I say SOS does not wipe decryption keys and only disables biometrics, and therefore forensics tools should be able to get an AFU dump.
Volume up plus power button is what you mean. It wipes RAM to prevent cellebrite and disables Face ID.
’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked.
This doesn't seem to be true after some research into BFU and AFU modes including Power button tap 5x which I believed before to wipe decryption keys. Either this or that is worded wrongly and should elaborate what he meant by "locked". An iPhone is in AFU mode until it's rebooted. I have yet to find out for certain if the power button pressed 5x puts it into a BFU style mode. If someone has an iPhone and is reading this can you please press your power button five times and hit cancel on emergency services. On another phone that is saved in your iPhone's contacts, call the iPhone and tell whether or not the contact name appears. If only the phone number appears that would suggest that decryption keys were wiped. I've read information elsewhere that claims power button tap 5x does not completely wipe decryption keys, it only disables FaceID/TouchID in case you are about to be forced by police which you must comply with any biometrics but NOT the password. If your phone is seized then Cellebrite and Oxygen would possibly still be able to gather as much information as if it were in AFU mode. Any info on this?
Android collects 20x data iOS does. iOS pioneered the ability to stop apps from tracking you, look up Meta’s profit loss in the last few years and see Apple directly behind that.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/android-sends-20x-more-data-to-google-than-ios-sends-to-apple-study-says/ >Where Android stands out, Leith said, is in the amount of data it collects. At startup, an Android device sends Google about 1MB of data, compared with iOS sending Apple around 42KB. When idle, Android sends roughly 1MB of data to Google every 12 hours, compared with iOS sending Apple about 52KB over the same period. In the US alone, Android collectively gathers about 1.3TB of data every 12 hours. During the same period, iOS collects about 5.8GB.
Android encryption is shit;
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2105.12613.pdf > How about Android security? For starters, its encryption protections appear to be even worse than Apple’s. >“Like Apple iOS, Google Android provides encryption for files and data stored on disk. However, Android’s encryption mechanisms provide fewer gradations of protection. In particular, Android provides no equivalent of Apple’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked. As a consequence, Android decryption keys remain in memory at all times after ‘first unlock,’ and user data is potentially vulnerable to forensic capture.” >”On Android you can not only attack the operating system level, but other different layers of software that can be vulnerable in different ways." >Tushar Jois, Johns Hopkins University
https://www.wired.com/story/smartphone-encryption-law-enforcement-tools
And iPhones with lockdown mode is the only phone that stops Pegasus malware
https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/18/apple-lockdown-mode-iphone-nso-pegasus/
> The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped
That does not prove anything. Contact data is not stored in RAM and therefore has nothing to do with encryption keys. Stop talking nonsense.
Yeah, that's right retard. Contact data is not stored in RAM, it's stored on the NAND. The fact that the contact data is shown after SOS means the decryption keys were not wiped from RAM. In BFU mode contact data is not available, because it's encrypted, on NAND because user has not put in their password yet. Do you not understand how this works retard? Stop being a retard and learn to read.
Contact data is stored on the phone in an encrypted state.
If the encryption keys were deleted from RAM, it would not have been able to decrypt this and contact data could not have been shown
It's because Apple cares about privacy that they don't let third parties make iOS devices. Apple can't trust third party manufacturers to not spy on their customers.
They are a multi-trillion dollar company; at this size, they are almost as large as some governments, and such established institutions are trustworthy because they are beholden to the people - one derives its legitimacy from the voting booth whilst the other from our wallets.
> arsetechnilol > wired > techcrap > literally known as massive advertisers for apple products
amazing. your bag of rice and curry has been deposited into your communal food bank in new delhi, rajeesh.
It’s not only having an iPhone, it’s more often than not having a Pro or a Pro Max model. I will never not forgive thots preferring big phones and making sure that Mini line was killed as unprofitable.
the only time in memory i have seen a person not using an iphone was with samsung employees i had a meeting with but when we went out to dinner they only used iphones as their personal phones
Custom tones, custom launchers, muh widgets, real legit file management, ability to adjust resolutions and refresh rates, not having an ugly notch, there's a lot of reasons but overall just making the phone yours and as you like. Apple's catching up in the bit in the customization aspects but it's not nearly enough. Not to mention a good honest to god LULZ app in Clover, which I use far more than any social media app. ffs I have to upload hentai and reaction images to cloud with the share function and then save it on my pc at home so I can make my phone normalfag proof, which I used to do by making hidden folders in Quickpic. I could go on and on about things I miss and had to give up for muh ecosystem
>custom tones
you can do that on ios >custom launchers
i've seen wayyyy higher quality home screens on iOS than android. pic related. even without jailbreak. >widgets
see above. >real legit file management
for what? >adjust resoliutions and refresh rates
Go to Settings -> Accessibility -> Motion -> turn off limit refresh rate option. >not having ugly notch
at least it doesn't blow up >In Arun's case, the models we're talking about are the Galaxy S6, Galaxy S8, Galaxy Note 8, Galaxy S10 5G, Galaxy S10e, Galaxy Z Fold 2, and Galaxy S20 FE. It's notable that although most of the phones on the list are 3-6 years old, the Galaxy Z Fold 2 and Galaxy S20 FE are just about two years old.
https://www.phonearena.com/news/samsung-phones-blowing-up-at-pandemic-rates-urging-return-of-removable-batteries-samsung-responds_id142922
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCZYpcuXTrM
ttps://www.phonearena.com/news/samsung-phones-blowing-up-at-pandemic-rates-urging-return-of-removable-batteries-samsung-responds_id142922 >WASHINGTON – The U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT), with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration (PHMSA), today announced it is issuing an emergency order to ban all Samsung Galaxy Note7 smartphone devices from air transportation in the United States. Individuals who own or possess a Samsung Galaxy Note7 device may not transport the device on their person, in carry-on baggage, or in checked baggage on flights to, from, or within the United States. >making phone as you like
jailbreak. >LULZ app
Chance by /moffatman/ >uploading to cloud
use ifuse if you use linux. it comes prepackaged in most distros like Mint. foss. >go on and on
go on, because I enjoy deboonking.
This pic made me think about a new invention for UI that I don't think has been done before. It WOULD kill your battery life but maybe apple or google could optimize or maybe a special sensor exists for it, anyway: what if you used the ambient light sensor to detect the direction of light and that direction is fed to the OS which renders highlights over icons like in that pic (the highlights appear to be coming from the 6'o'clock position in that pic), as you move your phone into different light surroundings you could have your icons gain different lights. I think it would add a real depth to the home screen and also it'd be fun to play around with. You could even cast shadows so that things in your real world environment and icons on the homescreen have shadows and highlights matching the same direction.
this is the hardest iToddler cope I've seen in a long time. Congrats I guess. You have no freedom and you will install what daddy says you're allowed to install
Listen retard, I dont use an iphone because i want to customize my phone or install hentai apps on it. I use it because I prioritize security over tinker trooning. Enjoy your custom ROMs maintained by neets with doritos in their beard.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I use it because I prioritize security
Actually this is the hardest iToddler cope I've ever seen.
You can "prioritize security" by vetting the applications you install. Apple does a dogshit job of vetting.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
this
do you honestly think spending more on a phone makes it a more legitimate purchase?
You become a "poorfag" by spending your money unwisely. e.g: iphones, car loans, credit cards.
Retard homosexual.
actually good sir i'd like to infom you that tradingn up a phone can osscaionally give you more trade value then the phones actual value
i traded a broken screen s10e with pixel fuckery at 700 dollars when i got the s22 ultra because samsung offered the incentive.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'll concede that trading in your phone can net you significant value towards your next phone.
I still think spending the difference on a new iPhone of all things, or really even a new samsung every year or every other year is the result of rampant consoom.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>vetting
This is Buzzword sophistry; and a strawman. I very much mind what i install on my phone. Do not pretend that the Play Store does any good when every other week you hear of a top chart game or app infecting millions of Androids stealing their bitcoin.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>vetting is a strawman
itoddlers literally can't be helped.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes it fucking is. Because youre trying to invalidate my valid argument by assuming I carelessly install anything I want with my phone. In saying that an iPhone is secure; I am not saying you can fucking install anything you want on it. That is a strawman.
Stay retarded, thirdie.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>please take away all my freedoms so that i can have the security i could simply maintain on my own but won't
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Learn to read. Android has shit encryption. No graphene does not fundamentally change its flaes.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Flaws*
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Can you give me a reason why this is relevant for the normal zoomer?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Android has shit encryption
In what way? You can encrypt the filesystem if you want to. What's your threat model?
>what are you missing in android?
All of the below
>Back Button Inconsistency
No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left. >Call Management
Limited to the last 100 calls, encompassing all apps like Google Meet, Zoom, and Teams. >No Call Switching
Can't place a call on hold; you either accept the incoming call (ending the current one) or decline it. >Typing Experience
No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow. Also, no dedicated number row. >Clipboard Limitation
Can only copy one item at a time. >Unlock Method
No fingerprint unlock; always facial recognition. >WhatsApp Concerns
1. Chat, the primary feature, is oddly the 4th tab.
2. Exiting the app during a video call stops video capture but continues audio, doesn't go into picture-in-picture mode. >Hotspot Naming
Tied to the device name; can't change independently. >Multitasking & PiP
No evident support for multitasking or picture-in-picture. >File Transfer
Not as straightforward as plug-and-play into my Windows computer; requires iTunes.
Maybe there are workarounds for some of them, or I'll get used to them after a while, but as a Android user for 12 years who's considering switching to iOS, these are some of my concerns.
mostly valid except >Back Button Inconsistency
you're not supposed to use the back button most of the time, just swipe from the left hand edge of the screen >Typing Experience
i think this is just a what you're used to thing, i think the spacebar cursor is great
>iOS has always had a spacebar cursor.
It was added for the XR as it didn't have 3D touch. Beforehand it was introduced by hard pressing on the keyboard via 3D Touch.
I typed a whole thing of rebuttals and then realized you're talking about things iToddlers don't have, not things android users don't have. fucking kek
>what are you missing in android?
All of the below
>Back Button Inconsistency
No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left. >Call Management
Limited to the last 100 calls, encompassing all apps like Google Meet, Zoom, and Teams. >No Call Switching
Can't place a call on hold; you either accept the incoming call (ending the current one) or decline it. >Typing Experience
No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow. Also, no dedicated number row. >Clipboard Limitation
Can only copy one item at a time. >Unlock Method
No fingerprint unlock; always facial recognition. >WhatsApp Concerns
1. Chat, the primary feature, is oddly the 4th tab.
2. Exiting the app during a video call stops video capture but continues audio, doesn't go into picture-in-picture mode. >Hotspot Naming
Tied to the device name; can't change independently. >Multitasking & PiP
No evident support for multitasking or picture-in-picture. >File Transfer
Not as straightforward as plug-and-play into my Windows computer; requires iTunes.
Maybe there are workarounds for some of them, or I'll get used to them after a while, but as a Android user for 12 years who's considering switching to iOS, these are some of my concerns.
All of this is false; or as you said; has a workaround involving jailbreak or sideloading.
>No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow.
Placing the cursor with tap has been around since the original iPhone, the space bar feature wasn't added until later. Update your copypasta.
That's a huge reason why I'm gonna try it. I'm not a big photofag, but when I'm drunk walking around town taking pics of random shit and pics of my dog, I want them to look as good as possible. Galaxy images are lame.
The move is inevitable. iPads are already on USB C. And with iPhones shooting ProRes, faster connection for the Pro models will be welcomed. Possibly moreso if they add more demanding features to continuity camera.
do you honestly think spending more on a phone makes it a more legitimate purchase?
You become a "poorfag" by spending your money unwisely. e.g: iphones, car loans, credit cards.
Retard homosexual.
based fellow SE2chad
it's also the only decent phone on the market with >16:9 widescreen >home button >no notch >sub-5" display
why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?
based fellow SE2chad
it's also the only decent phone on the market with >16:9 widescreen >home button >no notch >sub-5" display
why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?
I jumped from a 4S to 12 Mini. >device not a whole lot bigger, I probably could've gone with the non mini tbh >nearly double the screen size >don't really notice the notch when you're doing stuff. >don't miss the home button.
based fellow SE2chad
it's also the only decent phone on the market with >16:9 widescreen >home button >no notch >sub-5" display
why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?
I hate mine. Battery is shit and not being able to quickly alt-tab with touch button irritates me. Camera is trash too, when I get a job I'll just the latest pro iphone fuck it
>buy phone >use until it breaks >buy new phone
simple as, why do people """need""" to CONSOOOOOOM the latest model when my current one works fine?
picrel is my 11-year old iphone 5 which still works btw, only subhuman retards need """"""social media"""""" and other """"apps"""" other than the default phone, SMS and media player
Unfortunately I ran it through ffmpeg without much thought, so there's a lot of artifacts with those particles. If someone wants to take a swing at it, here's the video file in two sizes:
What are they going to do to the old phones to make people buy the new one? >when they came out with the new ipad air, they were so desperate to get me to upgrade from mine (free) that they disabled the store; an hour on the phone to reenable the store, and it’s gone again with the next os update
>deal with gay nagger loving bullshit
or >have all my data siphoned up by Google and sold to anyone willing to pay for it
think I'll just not watch the event and continue to buy Apple products
>Windows Phone was Not Allowed™ to succeed (though it'd probably be just as dogshit as the other two if it was still alive) >most old dumbphones don't work anymore >new dumbphones are either actually smartphones in disguise and/or are insultingly cheaply built >Linux phones are laughably irrelevant >anyone else who tries and makes enough noise WILL see Apple and Google temporarily team up to smoke them out immediately
Tech companies rambling about how much more crap they rammed onto the substrate for their latest chip design is just white noise.
Like how is any of this meaningful for an end user? I'm tech-savvy and even I don't care because there isn't any metric by which performance improvements are rarely capitalized on by app developers, which is what should really matter.
Anyone notice they stopped exclusively using naggers in their advertisements? It’s only like 20% naggers now when it was close to 100% the last few years. I guess the George Floyd fad has passed?
This is the cringiest corporate attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. I unironically wish every single one of these people would die painfully in a fire.
thats what i cant stand about these fucking woke companies is they pretend to give a shit about this stuff but its just a bunch of crackkkas who are really in charge
IIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLLLL HOLD YOUR HANDS TIGHT
CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG CRAIG
AND SAVOR YOUR SWEET KISS WHEN I SAY GOODNIGHT
HAIR FORCE ONE
One Infinite Loo
at least he's not a pajeet
kek they tried so hard to make a meme out of this. they should just go full soi and that will generate plenty of material to make memes out of.
idk i liked it at least they have a sense of humor unlike android
what a chad
I hope he power stances and runs hard again. Motherfucker was a bad ass during the last event.
peak midlife crisis CEO
god I wish I had his hair
Android collects 20x data iOS does. iOS pioneered the ability to stop apps from tracking you, look up Meta’s profit loss in the last few years and see Apple directly behind that.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/android-sends-20x-more-data-to-google-than-ios-sends-to-apple-study-says/
>Where Android stands out, Leith said, is in the amount of data it collects. At startup, an Android device sends Google about 1MB of data, compared with iOS sending Apple around 42KB. When idle, Android sends roughly 1MB of data to Google every 12 hours, compared with iOS sending Apple about 52KB over the same period. In the US alone, Android collectively gathers about 1.3TB of data every 12 hours. During the same period, iOS collects about 5.8GB.
Android encryption is shit;
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2105.12613.pdf
> How about Android security? For starters, its encryption protections appear to be even worse than Apple’s.
>“Like Apple iOS, Google Android provides encryption for files and data stored on disk. However, Android’s encryption mechanisms provide fewer gradations of protection. In particular, Android provides no equivalent of Apple’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked. As a consequence, Android decryption keys remain in memory at all times after ‘first unlock,’ and user data is potentially vulnerable to forensic capture.”
>”On Android you can not only attack the operating system level, but other different layers of software that can be vulnerable in different ways."
>Tushar Jois, Johns Hopkins University
https://www.wired.com/story/smartphone-encryption-law-enforcement-tools
And iPhones with lockdown mode is the only phone that stops Pegasus malware
https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/18/apple-lockdown-mode-iphone-nso-pegasus/
Calm down calm down
> Calm down calm down
How can I calm down? I heard they might move the wireless audio port.
Don't get a big, DICK
>t. 35 y/o boomer
The post that killed andjeets
true but iOS just sucks. how does average toddler train themselves to not swipe notification to clear them? in iOS is just opens to app. so stupid.
wouldnt know, i have all notifications disabled
swipe the other way and it'll clear them, or just double press the X for the grouping.
Lying retard
’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked.
This doesn't seem to be true after some research into BFU and AFU modes including Power button tap 5x which I believed before to wipe decryption keys. Either this or that is worded wrongly and should elaborate what he meant by "locked". An iPhone is in AFU mode until it's rebooted. I have yet to find out for certain if the power button pressed 5x puts it into a BFU style mode. If someone has an iPhone and is reading this can you please press your power button five times and hit cancel on emergency services. On another phone that is saved in your iPhone's contacts, call the iPhone and tell whether or not the contact name appears. If only the phone number appears that would suggest that decryption keys were wiped. I've read information elsewhere that claims power button tap 5x does not completely wipe decryption keys, it only disables FaceID/TouchID in case you are about to be forced by police which you must comply with any biometrics but NOT the password. If your phone is seized then Cellebrite and Oxygen would possibly still be able to gather as much information as if it were in AFU mode. Any info on this?
Volume up plus power button is what you mean. It wipes RAM to prevent cellebrite and disables Face ID.
Both VolUp+Power and Power 5x does the same thing. And I just found an old iPhone to test. The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped. Unless anybody has any in depth information then I say SOS does not wipe decryption keys and only disables biometrics, and therefore forensics tools should be able to get an AFU dump.
Just dont commit crimes?
Kys tranny
you can check easily by seeing whether wifi is connected
> The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped
That does not prove anything. Contact data is not stored in RAM and therefore has nothing to do with encryption keys. Stop talking nonsense.
Yeah, that's right retard. Contact data is not stored in RAM, it's stored on the NAND. The fact that the contact data is shown after SOS means the decryption keys were not wiped from RAM. In BFU mode contact data is not available, because it's encrypted, on NAND because user has not put in their password yet. Do you not understand how this works retard? Stop being a retard and learn to read.
Contact data is stored on the phone in an encrypted state.
If the encryption keys were deleted from RAM, it would not have been able to decrypt this and contact data could not have been shown
If Apple cares so much about privacy then they should let third parties make iOS devices too 🙂
It's because Apple cares about privacy that they don't let third parties make iOS devices. Apple can't trust third party manufacturers to not spy on their customers.
That logic is flawed. How can we know we can trust apple? They provide no proof of trust
They are a multi-trillion dollar company; at this size, they are almost as large as some governments, and such established institutions are trustworthy because they are beholden to the people - one derives its legitimacy from the voting booth whilst the other from our wallets.
you are confusing market cap with actual production
it says absolutely nothing, apple does not produce 3 trillion
How could you decide that this was the most erroneous thing in the bait statement?
autism
because it was
Post yfw you realize that GDP is just "market cap" and has nothing to do with production.
anon, I…
Dont care I dont watch cp so I dont acre about Pegasus and I use a custom rom
R.I.P. Jeetdroid users (do not redeem)
> arsetechnilol
> wired
> techcrap
> literally known as massive advertisers for apple products
amazing. your bag of rice and curry has been deposited into your communal food bank in new delhi, rajeesh.
looks sus
I used to watch those start to end. Nowadays I just check a youtube summary of Macos changes.
I haven't watched one since 2013 probably. I was younger back then obv, which might be the reason why.
see you guys in the historic thread tomorrow
Will the A17 chip be 3nm?
90% of zoomers own an iphone? How is that possible?
>90% of employeed teenagers
>andjeets are unemployed basement dwellers confirmed
americans can't have sex if they don't have iphones, i'm not even making this up
kek, poor fucks
but yea in their situation I would buy an iphone and have an andoid on the side for when whores aren't looking
It’s not only having an iPhone, it’s more often than not having a Pro or a Pro Max model. I will never not forgive thots preferring big phones and making sure that Mini line was killed as unprofitable.
>mini
>notch, rounded corners, non-16:9 aspect ratio
no thanks
iPhone SECHADS stay winning
>notch, rounded corners, non-16:9 aspect ratio
also no home button*
the only time in memory i have seen a person not using an iphone was with samsung employees i had a meeting with but when we went out to dinner they only used iphones as their personal phones
they better release m3 extreme macbook pros or im going to flip my desk
It will be pinned and have at least 10 simultaneous threads dedicated to it.
When the most influential tech company talks, LULZ listens.
Is the M3 MBA releasing this year? I'm done with Linux.
Are there going to be a bunch of nerds taking pictures of $5000 monitor stands? Someone post the picture please
I wanna go back to android so badly but muh blue bubbles
just stop being underage
I had the galaxy S1 vibrant while you were in diapers nagger
the social pressure to have an iphone here is too inesnse
what are you missing in android? be honest. retards say shit like "umm manga app" et cetera et cetera but they dont even use that.
Custom tones, custom launchers, muh widgets, real legit file management, ability to adjust resolutions and refresh rates, not having an ugly notch, there's a lot of reasons but overall just making the phone yours and as you like. Apple's catching up in the bit in the customization aspects but it's not nearly enough. Not to mention a good honest to god LULZ app in Clover, which I use far more than any social media app. ffs I have to upload hentai and reaction images to cloud with the share function and then save it on my pc at home so I can make my phone normalfag proof, which I used to do by making hidden folders in Quickpic. I could go on and on about things I miss and had to give up for muh ecosystem
You unironically do not need any of that tinker tranny shit
Use Chance app
>chance
>you MUST make a post with this name to change site
wtf is this retarded shit, iChan just werks
Also the built in Photos app literally has a hidden album
>custom tones
you can do that on ios
>custom launchers
i've seen wayyyy higher quality home screens on iOS than android. pic related. even without jailbreak.
>widgets
see above.
>real legit file management
for what?
>adjust resoliutions and refresh rates
Go to Settings -> Accessibility -> Motion -> turn off limit refresh rate option.
>not having ugly notch
at least it doesn't blow up
>In Arun's case, the models we're talking about are the Galaxy S6, Galaxy S8, Galaxy Note 8, Galaxy S10 5G, Galaxy S10e, Galaxy Z Fold 2, and Galaxy S20 FE. It's notable that although most of the phones on the list are 3-6 years old, the Galaxy Z Fold 2 and Galaxy S20 FE are just about two years old.
https://www.phonearena.com/news/samsung-phones-blowing-up-at-pandemic-rates-urging-return-of-removable-batteries-samsung-responds_id142922
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCZYpcuXTrM
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>WASHINGTON – The U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT), with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration (PHMSA), today announced it is issuing an emergency order to ban all Samsung Galaxy Note7 smartphone devices from air transportation in the United States. Individuals who own or possess a Samsung Galaxy Note7 device may not transport the device on their person, in carry-on baggage, or in checked baggage on flights to, from, or within the United States.
>making phone as you like
jailbreak.
>LULZ app
Chance by /moffatman/
>uploading to cloud
use ifuse if you use linux. it comes prepackaged in most distros like Mint. foss.
>go on and on
go on, because I enjoy deboonking.
gonna try chance out, do you need to redo all the settings every two months? some kinda apple shit I'm guessing
Nah I put a new update out before the deadline and it extends another 3 months
This pic made me think about a new invention for UI that I don't think has been done before. It WOULD kill your battery life but maybe apple or google could optimize or maybe a special sensor exists for it, anyway: what if you used the ambient light sensor to detect the direction of light and that direction is fed to the OS which renders highlights over icons like in that pic (the highlights appear to be coming from the 6'o'clock position in that pic), as you move your phone into different light surroundings you could have your icons gain different lights. I think it would add a real depth to the home screen and also it'd be fun to play around with. You could even cast shadows so that things in your real world environment and icons on the homescreen have shadows and highlights matching the same direction.
this is the hardest iToddler cope I've seen in a long time. Congrats I guess. You have no freedom and you will install what daddy says you're allowed to install
Listen retard, I dont use an iphone because i want to customize my phone or install hentai apps on it. I use it because I prioritize security over tinker trooning. Enjoy your custom ROMs maintained by neets with doritos in their beard.
>I use it because I prioritize security
Actually this is the hardest iToddler cope I've ever seen.
You can "prioritize security" by vetting the applications you install. Apple does a dogshit job of vetting.
this
actually good sir i'd like to infom you that tradingn up a phone can osscaionally give you more trade value then the phones actual value
i traded a broken screen s10e with pixel fuckery at 700 dollars when i got the s22 ultra because samsung offered the incentive.
I'll concede that trading in your phone can net you significant value towards your next phone.
I still think spending the difference on a new iPhone of all things, or really even a new samsung every year or every other year is the result of rampant consoom.
>vetting
This is Buzzword sophistry; and a strawman. I very much mind what i install on my phone. Do not pretend that the Play Store does any good when every other week you hear of a top chart game or app infecting millions of Androids stealing their bitcoin.
>vetting is a strawman
itoddlers literally can't be helped.
Yes it fucking is. Because youre trying to invalidate my valid argument by assuming I carelessly install anything I want with my phone. In saying that an iPhone is secure; I am not saying you can fucking install anything you want on it. That is a strawman.
Stay retarded, thirdie.
>please take away all my freedoms so that i can have the security i could simply maintain on my own but won't
Learn to read. Android has shit encryption. No graphene does not fundamentally change its flaes.
Flaws*
Can you give me a reason why this is relevant for the normal zoomer?
>Android has shit encryption
In what way? You can encrypt the filesystem if you want to. What's your threat model?
tones
>you can do that on ios
HOW homosexual
>what are you missing in android?
All of the below
>Back Button Inconsistency
No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left.
>Call Management
Limited to the last 100 calls, encompassing all apps like Google Meet, Zoom, and Teams.
>No Call Switching
Can't place a call on hold; you either accept the incoming call (ending the current one) or decline it.
>Typing Experience
No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow. Also, no dedicated number row.
>Clipboard Limitation
Can only copy one item at a time.
>Unlock Method
No fingerprint unlock; always facial recognition.
>WhatsApp Concerns
1. Chat, the primary feature, is oddly the 4th tab.
2. Exiting the app during a video call stops video capture but continues audio, doesn't go into picture-in-picture mode.
>Hotspot Naming
Tied to the device name; can't change independently.
>Multitasking & PiP
No evident support for multitasking or picture-in-picture.
>File Transfer
Not as straightforward as plug-and-play into my Windows computer; requires iTunes.
Maybe there are workarounds for some of them, or I'll get used to them after a while, but as a Android user for 12 years who's considering switching to iOS, these are some of my concerns.
mostly valid except
>Back Button Inconsistency
you're not supposed to use the back button most of the time, just swipe from the left hand edge of the screen
>Typing Experience
i think this is just a what you're used to thing, i think the spacebar cursor is great
Android has the spacebar cursor too (might depend on the keyboard you use, but it's an option).
iOS has always had a spacebar cursor.
LULZ will always be retarded.
Not it fucking hasn't.
>iOS has always had a spacebar cursor.
It was added for the XR as it didn't have 3D touch. Beforehand it was introduced by hard pressing on the keyboard via 3D Touch.
t. Owned 6S and XS Max and gf owned XR
I typed a whole thing of rebuttals and then realized you're talking about things iToddlers don't have, not things android users don't have. fucking kek
All of this is false; or as you said; has a workaround involving jailbreak or sideloading.
>>Back Button Inconsistency
>No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left.
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE JESUS ANDROID SOLVED THIS 10 YEARS AGO
I bought a fucking iPhone because everyone at the office has one and fuck I hate that piece of shit, I'll trade it for an S23 Ultra soon
excellent taste good sir
>No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow.
Placing the cursor with tap has been around since the original iPhone, the space bar feature wasn't added until later. Update your copypasta.
Just set up matrix server at home with imessage relay, problem solved.
I've been on android since the beginning. I'm gonna get the 15 Pro Max just for the change.
yeah me too. i was just waiting for the usb-c support.
That's a huge reason why I'm gonna try it. I'm not a big photofag, but when I'm drunk walking around town taking pics of random shit and pics of my dog, I want them to look as good as possible. Galaxy images are lame.
>I want them to look as good as possible
then i have just the thing for you!
that looks very convenient to use and comfortable to carry around
Gaybob
>Galaxy images are lame.
Unless you actually are a big photofag, there's no meaningful difference.
I'm a casual, but I can see a quality difference between my pics on my galaxy and the pics taken from my kids' iphones
>I don't feel so good
apple keynote generals are so comfy
it makes my sides hurt
https://9to5mac.com/2023/09/11/iphone-15-pro-storage-ram/
iphone 15 pro starting at 128gb storage…absolute horseshit
LOL
LMAO EVEN
cant wait for inaggers to bend over, spread wide, and defend this
The move is inevitable. iPads are already on USB C. And with iPhones shooting ProRes, faster connection for the Pro models will be welcomed. Possibly moreso if they add more demanding features to continuity camera.
Poorfags seething again. Can’t wait to order iPhone 15 ultras for me and my gf tomorrow.
do you honestly think spending more on a phone makes it a more legitimate purchase?
You become a "poorfag" by spending your money unwisely. e.g: iphones, car loans, credit cards.
Retard homosexual.
>car loans
>credit debt
Yep. Poorfag confirmed.
is it just phones? i really dont care my 13 mini is still chugging along
Reminder that this is an Apple board
Today?!
holy shit a whole year passed already!
my iphone SE2 is more than enough. i don't understand paying $1k for a phone...
based fellow SE2chad
it's also the only decent phone on the market with
>16:9 widescreen
>home button
>no notch
>sub-5" display
why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?
SE3 is in the works according to rumors.
btw get your Satania pics ready for tonight
>inaggers be like
enjoy losing content in your rounded corners and having to use your phone with two hands i guess
>enjoy losing content in your rounded corners
not an issue on the SE
>SE
You poor?
see
You poor. I get it.
cope
I jumped from a 4S to 12 Mini.
>device not a whole lot bigger, I probably could've gone with the non mini tbh
>nearly double the screen size
>don't really notice the notch when you're doing stuff.
>don't miss the home button.
I hate mine. Battery is shit and not being able to quickly alt-tab with touch button irritates me. Camera is trash too, when I get a job I'll just the latest pro iphone fuck it
What will their gimmick be this year? Something useful i hope
Americans unironically finance phones in order to consoom. Imagine that.
>buy phone
>use until it breaks
>buy new phone
simple as, why do people """need""" to CONSOOOOOOM the latest model when my current one works fine?
picrel is my 11-year old iphone 5 which still works btw, only subhuman retards need """"""social media"""""" and other """"apps"""" other than the default phone, SMS and media player
What model? My 2nd gen iPod Touch has problems with https
safari in ios6 doesn't properly support js necessary for LULZ.
spread em boys
>arseshitnica
has it started yet?
4 hours until the flummoxing begins. (10am pt)
and now my watch begins
It's pretty impressive to make that animation loop. Someone must have worked on that.
Unfortunately I ran it through ffmpeg without much thought, so there's a lot of artifacts with those particles. If someone wants to take a swing at it, here's the video file in two sizes:
craig is the best event presenter i've ever seen, he's so good at it
dick sucker* sorry
Is that it? What a waste of time.
What are they going to do to the old phones to make people buy the new one?
>when they came out with the new ipad air, they were so desperate to get me to upgrade from mine (free) that they disabled the store; an hour on the phone to reenable the store, and it’s gone again with the next os update
My cousin's Apple TV box doesn't even run YouTube anymore and won't let him update it to work
Your cousin is a fucking retard then because I use Apple TV for YouTube every single day
thanks for letting me know when to avoid this board
>still has a notch in 2023
easiest skip of my life
Test
Apple invented the Apple
APPLE A17 TSMC N3 POWER EFFICIENT SOC KING TODAY
I will only consider if I can run full macOS via a USB C dock, negating the need for a laptop. Otherwise my 13 Pro Max is fine.
I cannot wait to see how many ugly naggers and spics Apple shoves into the keynote and all the ads this year.
White people should stop buying Apple products because it's clear Apple hates us even though we have the money to buy their overpriced garbage
>deal with gay nagger loving bullshit
or
>have all my data siphoned up by Google and sold to anyone willing to pay for it
think I'll just not watch the event and continue to buy Apple products
if there was a 3rd option that wasn't nagger loving apple or chinese spyware google i'd be there in a heartbeat. so for now i am forced to use apple
>Windows Phone was Not Allowed™ to succeed (though it'd probably be just as dogshit as the other two if it was still alive)
>most old dumbphones don't work anymore
>new dumbphones are either actually smartphones in disguise and/or are insultingly cheaply built
>Linux phones are laughably irrelevant
>anyone else who tries and makes enough noise WILL see Apple and Google temporarily team up to smoke them out immediately
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
THANK YOU FOR SUNSHINE
is this a new thing apple is doing now? a tard reel of people so weak they had to be saved by their iphone?
Wtf I want an apple watch now
uhh apple..? where is the gay sex and trans black xhemale???
They could only come up with 5 examples from the 16 million phones sold, good ROI.
Yeah I'm thinking having my body function monitored 24/7 is based
This is honestly a genius commercial. Dude was definitely getting high fives in the boardroom for this one.
where's the sticky
>apple keeps poors, fats, and browns from dying from the consequences of their own actions
This is terrorism
new maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac *sad ceo noises*
tim sounds more gay did he catch aids?
i fucking hate how they drop the articles
Why does Tim sound like he has a broom up his ass
Mark Ass Brown Lee
bro is quoting markass brown lee
can they get to the point and announce the iPhone? i don't want watch 2 hours about naggers and gay women.
why is this nagger talking like thaaat
Don't talk shit about Tim Apple, white boy!
Marcus BROWNLEL,
I WANT MY LAPTOP NOW
tim apple's dog has aids
should have worn an apple watch
>all this selfless shilling
Has Apple gotten this bad? Just feels like a long ad and not a show off of tech and innovation
groovin
globohomo kino
GUYS HOLD ME ITS THE SAME WATCH IN TRANSCOLORS UUUOOOOHHHHHHH
good morning sirs!!!
Dear God yes.
don't care, have an ultra
Tim Cook
Literally what I was thinking just now
OH SHIT. It's Pier 7.
<it's the same watch
Did those bozos rent out that whole pier and put extras on it?
NEXT GENERATION !!!!!!!!!
why all of their legs bowed like that
is this some training all c suite execs go through? that they need to stand in a "dominating" stance?
that's how normal people stand
yeah we all stand with a 50 inch gap between our feet
this waht the fuck its like they are trying their hardest to appear alien
deedee megadoodoo
>having to eat apple watch shit before we get to the main course
STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN
What the fuck is with all this dubstep music? Is it 2005?
What a tacky presentation, Jobs and Ive would've never allowed this
T Cookie is gay but has no style.
20% FASTER
car crash detection would be a cool feature if it found car crashes for you to go gawk at
Why are they still goin on about Siri when chatgpt is better in every way?
Maybe they’ll announce AppleGPT? Or i.AI who knows.
>SIRI MY PERIOD STARTED TODAY
my peepee is bleeding rn
WOW USB-C IS SO REVOLUTIONARY
>my s20 has had it for years now
Tech companies rambling about how much more crap they rammed onto the substrate for their latest chip design is just white noise.
Like how is any of this meaningful for an end user? I'm tech-savvy and even I don't care because there isn't any metric by which performance improvements are rarely capitalized on by app developers, which is what should really matter.
These events always are peak Globohomo
The rooms always look like somewhere the elites use to plan how they're going to stuff us all in pods.
wait it's already out? why didn't you retards bump this sooner
>huge tech happening
>only 200 posts
wow LULZ really is dead...
>>huge tech happening
LMAO. more like huge meme happening
I don't give a FUCK ABOUT THE WATCH
>Siri, I have started bleeing from my axe wound for this month, yet again reminding me of my inferiority
IRL video game beacon OMGG! soiface
siri dilate me
Yes white women share your contact information with swarthoids
HE STOLE THAT
uh chudbros?!?!?!?
Yo I use the pinging feature to find my shit a lot actually
>60 years old
lads, is she attractive for a woman her age?
Women stop being attractive after they turn 14
hang yourself pedo
its man, my dudes
I am not into lizard people
>"I won't have sex with globolizard people but I'll still buy and use their tech"
I bet she’s childless. This is the price to pay for career whoring.
I refuse to buy a new goyphone unless a stayc or newjeans member is featured in the ad
>The powerful simp
FUCK SPLIT THREADS
why the fuck do people buy a new $1000+ phone every year with basically no improvements
Apple is the best religion in current year
he looks scared
>apple invented double tap
What does powerful sip mean?
>WHEN YOUR OTHER HAND IS OCCUPIED
apple invented tapping
>when your other hand is occupied
:))
First thing I thought of
got to admit double tap is pretty cool
>shooing people coming his way in the background
Why not triple tap
Do a nipple pinch to answer the phone
>jack off
>accidentally answer call
epic
>message that girl from class you like
>she's flicking the bean
>accidentally answers with facetime
APPLE INVENTED PIERS
>furiously having sex with apple watch on
>parents called
>call gets automatically picked up
16 TIMES the detail!!
so the streets will be full of retards with double tap jerking
can apple watch detect my masturbation rhythm
>MOOOOOOMM
yay more globohomo shit
does apple really think bee keepers are going to use an apple watch with exposed wrist
tim is a fucking idiot
yes.
Where's the video of me beating my meat while double-tapping, Apple?
Anyone notice they stopped exclusively using naggers in their advertisements? It’s only like 20% naggers now when it was close to 100% the last few years. I guess the George Floyd fad has passed?
apple realized that white people are the ones buying their shit not nigs
au contraire
finally learned the lesson after target and budlight got fucked by globohomo
Next year is election year so it will restart
spoke too soon
Wait, isn't touching your index finger and thumb a hate symbol according to the ADL?
https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/okay-hand-gesture
Being fat is not environmental friendly
would
Porn acting
>"anon, do you want to see what's behind my back?"
>fatso caused morocco earthquake
Environmental goals = fingerprinting hardware so that second hand laptops have to be shredded rather than resold
Phones should be released each 2 or 3 years tbh
Fatty on stream
MOTHER NATURE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sex with slampig
ayo is that a sassy black woman????
nagger NATURE
WOAH, slow down with the antisemitism.
>mother nature
you can't make this shit up
mother nature is a fat black woman?
a SASSY fat black woman
of course
HOW MANY FAT WOMEN CAN THERE BE
WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF FEMALE FAT THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
HAHAHA NIGGA NATURE
WE WUZ NATURE AND SHIIIIIT
MOTHER nagger
lmfao. the clouds are BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL YASSSSSS QUEEN
EMBRACE MOTHER NATURE
AGAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WE WUZ LANDWHALES ND SHIEETTT
Fauna looks like this?
TAKE THAT BACK
SIRS
WE'S A MEAN GREEN WYPIPO FIGHTIN MACHINE BEEYATCH
Tim Cook more like Tim
Why are we normalizing fat people now
Now talk about the cobalt mines, and right to repair
This is the cringiest corporate attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. I unironically wish every single one of these people would die painfully in a fire.
>just want to know more info about the new iphone
>have to sit through an apple tv+ skit
>MCU-tier skit
AYOOO TIM YOU DIDENT MEET YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL GOALS SHIEEEEEEET
>nagger nature
yeah carbon neutral IS mother nature, chud
no one cares about this environmental shit show me the new goyphone!!
Chinese cargo ships are notoriously clean
They could remove co2 from the atmosphere by ceasing to draw breath
AYYYO CUH WE EUZ MOTHA NATURE AND SHIT CUH FUCK IM TAML BOUT CUH? AYO TURN UP SENPAI WHERE DA FINNA ASS WHITE BITCHES AT CUH
THE BLACK BITCH ABOUT TO BUST TOTAL naggerMELTDOWN INCOMING
>permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere
these fucks don't know biology
we had to dumb it down for the stupid goyim to understand, you see?
shaniqua would be more green if she lost a few pounds
>muh environment
APPL stock is plummeting in real time, this is awful
Time to buy.
literally always happens, literally always jumps back the next day
>we care about mother nature
>now let me show you this proprietary charger that only works with our devices
I hate naggers and pajeets. That is all.
waiting for the watermelon colored iphone
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Just stop making a new phone every year
Now talk about how you have to throw away your phone when the battery wont hold a charge, unless you rent proprietary tools from Apple for a daily fee
I wonder if Tim flies on a private jet.
lil timmy takes the bus to the office and flies around the world on a paraglider
what about e-waste and repairability?
technically, if you find an iphone somewhere, you are supposed to recycle in your close apple store
>there’s more
A phone with full Mac OS X 10.5 would be too useful, cannot have that. Must buy 5 devices.
cringe, but well-made
certified cringe-kino
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damn look at how this goofy ass nigga is standing lmao
>built like an apple
>lightskin Apple executive with red hair
>MMM-HMM HONEY BOOBOO CHIL' YOU ALREADY KNOW MMM-HMM WE BE FIXIN DAT ENVIRONMENT
Wheres the new phone ayo
this sketch is reminding me that apple corporate is entirely white people
they use diverse media to hide in plain sight
>apple fellow
damn i want his job senpai
fellow?
>all those women
anon, that's diversity
thats what i cant stand about these fucking woke companies is they pretend to give a shit about this stuff but its just a bunch of crackkkas who are really in charge
Damn why'd they fire that fine sister who said diversity can be a room full of white guys then
qrd?
>no Indians
I don't believe it they love sticking those in manager positions for diversity points these last few years
the office sketch with the nature shit wasnt this white
were they lying?
world carbon footprint would be significantly improved if these fatasses stopped eating for a minute. Jesus.
NO ONE CARESSSSS!!! SHOW IPHONEEEEE!!!
here we go
now even the camera area is all glass, gonna make it impossible to swap at the mall kiosk
>Environment
stfu