Our yearly comedic stand-up is one day away, it'll be a wonderful laugh as usual.

Our yearly comedic stand-up is one day away, it'll be a wonderful laugh as usual.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLLLL HOLD YOUR HANDS TIGHT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AND SAVOR YOUR SWEET KISS WHEN I SAY GOODNIGHT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAIR FORCE ONE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One Infinite Loo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least he's not a pajeet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek they tried so hard to make a meme out of this. they should just go full soi and that will generate plenty of material to make memes out of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk i liked it at least they have a sense of humor unlike android

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he power stances and runs hard again. Motherfucker was a bad ass during the last event.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      peak midlife crisis CEO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish I had his hair

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Android collects 20x data iOS does. iOS pioneered the ability to stop apps from tracking you, look up Meta’s profit loss in the last few years and see Apple directly behind that.
    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/android-sends-20x-more-data-to-google-than-ios-sends-to-apple-study-says/
    >Where Android stands out, Leith said, is in the amount of data it collects. At startup, an Android device sends Google about 1MB of data, compared with iOS sending Apple around 42KB. When idle, Android sends roughly 1MB of data to Google every 12 hours, compared with iOS sending Apple about 52KB over the same period. In the US alone, Android collectively gathers about 1.3TB of data every 12 hours. During the same period, iOS collects about 5.8GB.
    Android encryption is shit;
    https://arxiv.org/pdf/2105.12613.pdf
    > How about Android security? For starters, its encryption protections appear to be even worse than Apple’s.
    >“Like Apple iOS, Google Android provides encryption for files and data stored on disk. However, Android’s encryption mechanisms provide fewer gradations of protection. In particular, Android provides no equivalent of Apple’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked. As a consequence, Android decryption keys remain in memory at all times after ‘first unlock,’ and user data is potentially vulnerable to forensic capture.”
    >”On Android you can not only attack the operating system level, but other different layers of software that can be vulnerable in different ways."
    >Tushar Jois, Johns Hopkins University
    https://www.wired.com/story/smartphone-encryption-law-enforcement-tools

    And iPhones with lockdown mode is the only phone that stops Pegasus malware
    https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/18/apple-lockdown-mode-iphone-nso-pegasus/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down calm down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Calm down calm down
        How can I calm down? I heard they might move the wireless audio port.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get a big, DICK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 35 y/o boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post that killed andjeets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true but iOS just sucks. how does average toddler train themselves to not swipe notification to clear them? in iOS is just opens to app. so stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wouldnt know, i have all notifications disabled

      • 2 weeks ago
        mouse

        swipe the other way and it'll clear them, or just double press the X for the grouping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lying retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked.
      This doesn't seem to be true after some research into BFU and AFU modes including Power button tap 5x which I believed before to wipe decryption keys. Either this or that is worded wrongly and should elaborate what he meant by "locked". An iPhone is in AFU mode until it's rebooted. I have yet to find out for certain if the power button pressed 5x puts it into a BFU style mode. If someone has an iPhone and is reading this can you please press your power button five times and hit cancel on emergency services. On another phone that is saved in your iPhone's contacts, call the iPhone and tell whether or not the contact name appears. If only the phone number appears that would suggest that decryption keys were wiped. I've read information elsewhere that claims power button tap 5x does not completely wipe decryption keys, it only disables FaceID/TouchID in case you are about to be forced by police which you must comply with any biometrics but NOT the password. If your phone is seized then Cellebrite and Oxygen would possibly still be able to gather as much information as if it were in AFU mode. Any info on this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Volume up plus power button is what you mean. It wipes RAM to prevent cellebrite and disables Face ID.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Both VolUp+Power and Power 5x does the same thing. And I just found an old iPhone to test. The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped. Unless anybody has any in depth information then I say SOS does not wipe decryption keys and only disables biometrics, and therefore forensics tools should be able to get an AFU dump.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Volume up plus power button is what you mean. It wipes RAM to prevent cellebrite and disables Face ID.

            ’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked.
            This doesn't seem to be true after some research into BFU and AFU modes including Power button tap 5x which I believed before to wipe decryption keys. Either this or that is worded wrongly and should elaborate what he meant by "locked". An iPhone is in AFU mode until it's rebooted. I have yet to find out for certain if the power button pressed 5x puts it into a BFU style mode. If someone has an iPhone and is reading this can you please press your power button five times and hit cancel on emergency services. On another phone that is saved in your iPhone's contacts, call the iPhone and tell whether or not the contact name appears. If only the phone number appears that would suggest that decryption keys were wiped. I've read information elsewhere that claims power button tap 5x does not completely wipe decryption keys, it only disables FaceID/TouchID in case you are about to be forced by police which you must comply with any biometrics but NOT the password. If your phone is seized then Cellebrite and Oxygen would possibly still be able to gather as much information as if it were in AFU mode. Any info on this?

            Android collects 20x data iOS does. iOS pioneered the ability to stop apps from tracking you, look up Meta’s profit loss in the last few years and see Apple directly behind that.
            https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/android-sends-20x-more-data-to-google-than-ios-sends-to-apple-study-says/
            >Where Android stands out, Leith said, is in the amount of data it collects. At startup, an Android device sends Google about 1MB of data, compared with iOS sending Apple around 42KB. When idle, Android sends roughly 1MB of data to Google every 12 hours, compared with iOS sending Apple about 52KB over the same period. In the US alone, Android collectively gathers about 1.3TB of data every 12 hours. During the same period, iOS collects about 5.8GB.
            Android encryption is shit;
            https://arxiv.org/pdf/2105.12613.pdf
            > How about Android security? For starters, its encryption protections appear to be even worse than Apple’s.
            >“Like Apple iOS, Google Android provides encryption for files and data stored on disk. However, Android’s encryption mechanisms provide fewer gradations of protection. In particular, Android provides no equivalent of Apple’s Complete Protection (CP) encryption class, which evicts decryption keys from memory shortly after the phone is locked. As a consequence, Android decryption keys remain in memory at all times after ‘first unlock,’ and user data is potentially vulnerable to forensic capture.”
            >”On Android you can not only attack the operating system level, but other different layers of software that can be vulnerable in different ways."
            >Tushar Jois, Johns Hopkins University
            https://www.wired.com/story/smartphone-encryption-law-enforcement-tools

            And iPhones with lockdown mode is the only phone that stops Pegasus malware
            https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/18/apple-lockdown-mode-iphone-nso-pegasus/

            Just dont commit crimes?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kys tranny

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can check easily by seeing whether wifi is connected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > The contact name appears after doing SOS, so that means the keys were not wiped
            That does not prove anything. Contact data is not stored in RAM and therefore has nothing to do with encryption keys. Stop talking nonsense.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's right retard. Contact data is not stored in RAM, it's stored on the NAND. The fact that the contact data is shown after SOS means the decryption keys were not wiped from RAM. In BFU mode contact data is not available, because it's encrypted, on NAND because user has not put in their password yet. Do you not understand how this works retard? Stop being a retard and learn to read.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Contact data is stored on the phone in an encrypted state.
              If the encryption keys were deleted from RAM, it would not have been able to decrypt this and contact data could not have been shown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Apple cares so much about privacy then they should let third parties make iOS devices too 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because Apple cares about privacy that they don't let third parties make iOS devices. Apple can't trust third party manufacturers to not spy on their customers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That logic is flawed. How can we know we can trust apple? They provide no proof of trust

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are a multi-trillion dollar company; at this size, they are almost as large as some governments, and such established institutions are trustworthy because they are beholden to the people - one derives its legitimacy from the voting booth whilst the other from our wallets.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are confusing market cap with actual production
              it says absolutely nothing, apple does not produce 3 trillion

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How could you decide that this was the most erroneous thing in the bait statement?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                autism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because it was

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post yfw you realize that GDP is just "market cap" and has nothing to do with production.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon, I…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont care I dont watch cp so I dont acre about Pegasus and I use a custom rom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R.I.P. Jeetdroid users (do not redeem)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > arsetechnilol
      > wired
      > techcrap
      > literally known as massive advertisers for apple products
      amazing. your bag of rice and curry has been deposited into your communal food bank in new delhi, rajeesh.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    omanko

    looks sus

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to watch those start to end. Nowadays I just check a youtube summary of Macos changes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched one since 2013 probably. I was younger back then obv, which might be the reason why.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    see you guys in the historic thread tomorrow

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the A17 chip be 3nm?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90% of zoomers own an iphone? How is that possible?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of employeed teenagers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >andjeets are unemployed basement dwellers confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      americans can't have sex if they don't have iphones, i'm not even making this up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, poor fucks
        but yea in their situation I would buy an iphone and have an andoid on the side for when whores aren't looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not only having an iPhone, it’s more often than not having a Pro or a Pro Max model. I will never not forgive thots preferring big phones and making sure that Mini line was killed as unprofitable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mini
        >notch, rounded corners, non-16:9 aspect ratio
        no thanks
        iPhone SECHADS stay winning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >notch, rounded corners, non-16:9 aspect ratio
          also no home button*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only time in memory i have seen a person not using an iphone was with samsung employees i had a meeting with but when we went out to dinner they only used iphones as their personal phones

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they better release m3 extreme macbook pros or im going to flip my desk

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be pinned and have at least 10 simultaneous threads dedicated to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the most influential tech company talks, LULZ listens.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the M3 MBA releasing this year? I'm done with Linux.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there going to be a bunch of nerds taking pictures of $5000 monitor stands? Someone post the picture please

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna go back to android so badly but muh blue bubbles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just stop being underage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the galaxy S1 vibrant while you were in diapers nagger
        the social pressure to have an iphone here is too inesnse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you missing in android? be honest. retards say shit like "umm manga app" et cetera et cetera but they dont even use that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Custom tones, custom launchers, muh widgets, real legit file management, ability to adjust resolutions and refresh rates, not having an ugly notch, there's a lot of reasons but overall just making the phone yours and as you like. Apple's catching up in the bit in the customization aspects but it's not nearly enough. Not to mention a good honest to god LULZ app in Clover, which I use far more than any social media app. ffs I have to upload hentai and reaction images to cloud with the share function and then save it on my pc at home so I can make my phone normalfag proof, which I used to do by making hidden folders in Quickpic. I could go on and on about things I miss and had to give up for muh ecosystem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You unironically do not need any of that tinker tranny shit
          Use Chance app

          • 2 weeks ago
            osafzi

            >chance
            >you MUST make a post with this name to change site
            wtf is this retarded shit, iChan just werks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also the built in Photos app literally has a hidden album

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >custom tones
          you can do that on ios
          >custom launchers
          i've seen wayyyy higher quality home screens on iOS than android. pic related. even without jailbreak.
          >widgets
          see above.
          >real legit file management
          for what?
          >adjust resoliutions and refresh rates
          Go to Settings -> Accessibility -> Motion -> turn off limit refresh rate option.
          >not having ugly notch
          at least it doesn't blow up
          >In Arun's case, the models we're talking about are the Galaxy S6, Galaxy S8, Galaxy Note 8, Galaxy S10 5G, Galaxy S10e, Galaxy Z Fold 2, and Galaxy S20 FE. It's notable that although most of the phones on the list are 3-6 years old, the Galaxy Z Fold 2 and Galaxy S20 FE are just about two years old.
          https://www.phonearena.com/news/samsung-phones-blowing-up-at-pandemic-rates-urging-return-of-removable-batteries-samsung-responds_id142922
          https://www.youtube.com/watch
          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCZYpcuXTrM
          ttps://www.phonearena.com/news/samsung-phones-blowing-up-at-pandemic-rates-urging-return-of-removable-batteries-samsung-responds_id142922
          >WASHINGTON – The U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT), with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration (PHMSA), today announced it is issuing an emergency order to ban all Samsung Galaxy Note7 smartphone devices from air transportation in the United States. Individuals who own or possess a Samsung Galaxy Note7 device may not transport the device on their person, in carry-on baggage, or in checked baggage on flights to, from, or within the United States.
          >making phone as you like
          jailbreak.
          >LULZ app
          Chance by /moffatman/
          >uploading to cloud
          use ifuse if you use linux. it comes prepackaged in most distros like Mint. foss.
          >go on and on
          go on, because I enjoy deboonking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            witevi

            You unironically do not need any of that tinker tranny shit
            Use Chance app

            gonna try chance out, do you need to redo all the settings every two months? some kinda apple shit I'm guessing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I put a new update out before the deadline and it extends another 3 months

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This pic made me think about a new invention for UI that I don't think has been done before. It WOULD kill your battery life but maybe apple or google could optimize or maybe a special sensor exists for it, anyway: what if you used the ambient light sensor to detect the direction of light and that direction is fed to the OS which renders highlights over icons like in that pic (the highlights appear to be coming from the 6'o'clock position in that pic), as you move your phone into different light surroundings you could have your icons gain different lights. I think it would add a real depth to the home screen and also it'd be fun to play around with. You could even cast shadows so that things in your real world environment and icons on the homescreen have shadows and highlights matching the same direction.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is the hardest iToddler cope I've seen in a long time. Congrats I guess. You have no freedom and you will install what daddy says you're allowed to install

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Listen retard, I dont use an iphone because i want to customize my phone or install hentai apps on it. I use it because I prioritize security over tinker trooning. Enjoy your custom ROMs maintained by neets with doritos in their beard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I use it because I prioritize security
                Actually this is the hardest iToddler cope I've ever seen.
                You can "prioritize security" by vetting the applications you install. Apple does a dogshit job of vetting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this

                do you honestly think spending more on a phone makes it a more legitimate purchase?
                You become a "poorfag" by spending your money unwisely. e.g: iphones, car loans, credit cards.
                Retard homosexual.

                actually good sir i'd like to infom you that tradingn up a phone can osscaionally give you more trade value then the phones actual value

                i traded a broken screen s10e with pixel fuckery at 700 dollars when i got the s22 ultra because samsung offered the incentive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll concede that trading in your phone can net you significant value towards your next phone.
                I still think spending the difference on a new iPhone of all things, or really even a new samsung every year or every other year is the result of rampant consoom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vetting
                This is Buzzword sophistry; and a strawman. I very much mind what i install on my phone. Do not pretend that the Play Store does any good when every other week you hear of a top chart game or app infecting millions of Androids stealing their bitcoin.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vetting is a strawman
                itoddlers literally can't be helped.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it fucking is. Because youre trying to invalidate my valid argument by assuming I carelessly install anything I want with my phone. In saying that an iPhone is secure; I am not saying you can fucking install anything you want on it. That is a strawman.

                Stay retarded, thirdie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >please take away all my freedoms so that i can have the security i could simply maintain on my own but won't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to read. Android has shit encryption. No graphene does not fundamentally change its flaes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Flaws*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give me a reason why this is relevant for the normal zoomer?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Android has shit encryption
                In what way? You can encrypt the filesystem if you want to. What's your threat model?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tones
            >you can do that on ios
            HOW homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what are you missing in android?
        All of the below

        >Back Button Inconsistency
        No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left.
        >Call Management
        Limited to the last 100 calls, encompassing all apps like Google Meet, Zoom, and Teams.
        >No Call Switching
        Can't place a call on hold; you either accept the incoming call (ending the current one) or decline it.
        >Typing Experience
        No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow. Also, no dedicated number row.
        >Clipboard Limitation
        Can only copy one item at a time.
        >Unlock Method
        No fingerprint unlock; always facial recognition.
        >WhatsApp Concerns
        1. Chat, the primary feature, is oddly the 4th tab.
        2. Exiting the app during a video call stops video capture but continues audio, doesn't go into picture-in-picture mode.
        >Hotspot Naming
        Tied to the device name; can't change independently.
        >Multitasking & PiP
        No evident support for multitasking or picture-in-picture.
        >File Transfer
        Not as straightforward as plug-and-play into my Windows computer; requires iTunes.

        Maybe there are workarounds for some of them, or I'll get used to them after a while, but as a Android user for 12 years who's considering switching to iOS, these are some of my concerns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mostly valid except
          >Back Button Inconsistency
          you're not supposed to use the back button most of the time, just swipe from the left hand edge of the screen
          >Typing Experience
          i think this is just a what you're used to thing, i think the spacebar cursor is great

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Android has the spacebar cursor too (might depend on the keyboard you use, but it's an option).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              iOS has always had a spacebar cursor.

              LULZ will always be retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not it fucking hasn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >iOS has always had a spacebar cursor.
                It was added for the XR as it didn't have 3D touch. Beforehand it was introduced by hard pressing on the keyboard via 3D Touch.

                t. Owned 6S and XS Max and gf owned XR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I typed a whole thing of rebuttals and then realized you're talking about things iToddlers don't have, not things android users don't have. fucking kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what are you missing in android?
            All of the below

            >Back Button Inconsistency
            No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left.
            >Call Management
            Limited to the last 100 calls, encompassing all apps like Google Meet, Zoom, and Teams.
            >No Call Switching
            Can't place a call on hold; you either accept the incoming call (ending the current one) or decline it.
            >Typing Experience
            No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow. Also, no dedicated number row.
            >Clipboard Limitation
            Can only copy one item at a time.
            >Unlock Method
            No fingerprint unlock; always facial recognition.
            >WhatsApp Concerns
            1. Chat, the primary feature, is oddly the 4th tab.
            2. Exiting the app during a video call stops video capture but continues audio, doesn't go into picture-in-picture mode.
            >Hotspot Naming
            Tied to the device name; can't change independently.
            >Multitasking & PiP
            No evident support for multitasking or picture-in-picture.
            >File Transfer
            Not as straightforward as plug-and-play into my Windows computer; requires iTunes.

            Maybe there are workarounds for some of them, or I'll get used to them after a while, but as a Android user for 12 years who's considering switching to iOS, these are some of my concerns.

            All of this is false; or as you said; has a workaround involving jailbreak or sideloading.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Back Button Inconsistency
          >No uniform back button. Variations include 'back', arrows, and 'X', all typically located top-left.

          FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE JESUS ANDROID SOLVED THIS 10 YEARS AGO

          I bought a fucking iPhone because everyone at the office has one and fuck I hate that piece of shit, I'll trade it for an S23 Ultra soon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            excellent taste good sir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No tap-to-position cursor; must drag via spacebar, which feels slow.
          Placing the cursor with tap has been around since the original iPhone, the space bar feature wasn't added until later. Update your copypasta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just set up matrix server at home with imessage relay, problem solved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been on android since the beginning. I'm gonna get the 15 Pro Max just for the change.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah me too. i was just waiting for the usb-c support.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a huge reason why I'm gonna try it. I'm not a big photofag, but when I'm drunk walking around town taking pics of random shit and pics of my dog, I want them to look as good as possible. Galaxy images are lame.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want them to look as good as possible
            then i have just the thing for you!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that looks very convenient to use and comfortable to carry around

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gaybob

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Galaxy images are lame.
            Unless you actually are a big photofag, there's no meaningful difference.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a casual, but I can see a quality difference between my pics on my galaxy and the pics taken from my kids' iphones

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't feel so good

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apple keynote generals are so comfy

    it makes my sides hurt

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://9to5mac.com/2023/09/11/iphone-15-pro-storage-ram/

    iphone 15 pro starting at 128gb storage…absolute horseshit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL
    LMAO EVEN
    cant wait for inaggers to bend over, spread wide, and defend this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The move is inevitable. iPads are already on USB C. And with iPhones shooting ProRes, faster connection for the Pro models will be welcomed. Possibly moreso if they add more demanding features to continuity camera.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poorfags seething again. Can’t wait to order iPhone 15 ultras for me and my gf tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you honestly think spending more on a phone makes it a more legitimate purchase?
      You become a "poorfag" by spending your money unwisely. e.g: iphones, car loans, credit cards.
      Retard homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >car loans
        >credit debt
        Yep. Poorfag confirmed.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it just phones? i really dont care my 13 mini is still chugging along

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is an Apple board

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today?!
    holy shit a whole year passed already!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my iphone SE2 is more than enough. i don't understand paying $1k for a phone...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based fellow SE2chad
      it's also the only decent phone on the market with
      >16:9 widescreen
      >home button
      >no notch
      >sub-5" display
      why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SE3 is in the works according to rumors.
        btw get your Satania pics ready for tonight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my iphone SE2 is more than enough. i don't understand paying $1k for a phone...

        Reminder that this is an Apple board

        SE3 is in the works according to rumors.
        btw get your Satania pics ready for tonight

        >inaggers be like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy losing content in your rounded corners and having to use your phone with two hands i guess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >enjoy losing content in your rounded corners

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not an issue on the SE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SE
                You poor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                based fellow SE2chad
                it's also the only decent phone on the market with
                >16:9 widescreen
                >home button
                >no notch
                >sub-5" display
                why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You poor. I get it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I jumped from a 4S to 12 Mini.
        >device not a whole lot bigger, I probably could've gone with the non mini tbh
        >nearly double the screen size
        >don't really notice the notch when you're doing stuff.
        >don't miss the home button.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based fellow SE2chad
      it's also the only decent phone on the market with
      >16:9 widescreen
      >home button
      >no notch
      >sub-5" display
      why would you get anything other than an SE in [current year]?

      I hate mine. Battery is shit and not being able to quickly alt-tab with touch button irritates me. Camera is trash too, when I get a job I'll just the latest pro iphone fuck it

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will their gimmick be this year? Something useful i hope

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans unironically finance phones in order to consoom. Imagine that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy phone
      >use until it breaks
      >buy new phone
      simple as, why do people """need""" to CONSOOOOOOM the latest model when my current one works fine?
      picrel is my 11-year old iphone 5 which still works btw, only subhuman retards need """"""social media"""""" and other """"apps"""" other than the default phone, SMS and media player

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What model? My 2nd gen iPod Touch has problems with https

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        safari in ios6 doesn't properly support js necessary for LULZ.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spread em boys

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arseshitnica

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has it started yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 hours until the flummoxing begins. (10am pt)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and now my watch begins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty impressive to make that animation loop. Someone must have worked on that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately I ran it through ffmpeg without much thought, so there's a lot of artifacts with those particles. If someone wants to take a swing at it, here's the video file in two sizes:

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    craig is the best event presenter i've ever seen, he's so good at it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dick sucker* sorry

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that it? What a waste of time.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are they going to do to the old phones to make people buy the new one?
    >when they came out with the new ipad air, they were so desperate to get me to upgrade from mine (free) that they disabled the store; an hour on the phone to reenable the store, and it’s gone again with the next os update

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin's Apple TV box doesn't even run YouTube anymore and won't let him update it to work

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your cousin is a fucking retard then because I use Apple TV for YouTube every single day

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for letting me know when to avoid this board

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still has a notch in 2023
    easiest skip of my life

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple invented the Apple

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE A17 TSMC N3 POWER EFFICIENT SOC KING TODAY

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will only consider if I can run full macOS via a USB C dock, negating the need for a laptop. Otherwise my 13 Pro Max is fine.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot wait to see how many ugly naggers and spics Apple shoves into the keynote and all the ads this year.

    White people should stop buying Apple products because it's clear Apple hates us even though we have the money to buy their overpriced garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deal with gay nagger loving bullshit
      or
      >have all my data siphoned up by Google and sold to anyone willing to pay for it
      think I'll just not watch the event and continue to buy Apple products

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if there was a 3rd option that wasn't nagger loving apple or chinese spyware google i'd be there in a heartbeat. so for now i am forced to use apple

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Windows Phone was Not Allowed™ to succeed (though it'd probably be just as dogshit as the other two if it was still alive)
          >most old dumbphones don't work anymore
          >new dumbphones are either actually smartphones in disguise and/or are insultingly cheaply built
          >Linux phones are laughably irrelevant
          >anyone else who tries and makes enough noise WILL see Apple and Google temporarily team up to smoke them out immediately

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU FOR SUNSHINE

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this a new thing apple is doing now? a tard reel of people so weak they had to be saved by their iphone?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I want an apple watch now

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh apple..? where is the gay sex and trans black xhemale???

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could only come up with 5 examples from the 16 million phones sold, good ROI.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm thinking having my body function monitored 24/7 is based

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly a genius commercial. Dude was definitely getting high fives in the boardroom for this one.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the sticky

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple keeps poors, fats, and browns from dying from the consequences of their own actions
    This is terrorism

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac *sad ceo noises*

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tim sounds more gay did he catch aids?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking hate how they drop the articles

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tim sound like he has a broom up his ass

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Ass Brown Lee

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro is quoting markass brown lee

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can they get to the point and announce the iPhone? i don't want watch 2 hours about naggers and gay women.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this nagger talking like thaaat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't talk shit about Tim Apple, white boy!

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marcus BROWNLEL,
    I WANT MY LAPTOP NOW

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tim apple's dog has aids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have worn an apple watch

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this selfless shilling

    Has Apple gotten this bad? Just feels like a long ad and not a show off of tech and innovation

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    groovin

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    globohomo kino

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS HOLD ME ITS THE SAME WATCH IN TRANSCOLORS UUUOOOOHHHHHHH

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dear God yes.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, have an ultra

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Cook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what I was thinking just now

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT. It's Pier 7.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <it's the same watch

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did those bozos rent out that whole pier and put extras on it?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEXT GENERATION !!!!!!!!!

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why all of their legs bowed like that
    is this some training all c suite execs go through? that they need to stand in a "dominating" stance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's how normal people stand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we all stand with a 50 inch gap between our feet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this waht the fuck its like they are trying their hardest to appear alien

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deedee megadoodoo

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having to eat apple watch shit before we get to the main course

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is with all this dubstep music? Is it 2005?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a tacky presentation, Jobs and Ive would've never allowed this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T Cookie is gay but has no style.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20% FASTER

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    car crash detection would be a cool feature if it found car crashes for you to go gawk at

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they still goin on about Siri when chatgpt is better in every way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they’ll announce AppleGPT? Or i.AI who knows.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SIRI MY PERIOD STARTED TODAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my peepee is bleeding rn

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOW USB-C IS SO REVOLUTIONARY
    >my s20 has had it for years now

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tech companies rambling about how much more crap they rammed onto the substrate for their latest chip design is just white noise.

    Like how is any of this meaningful for an end user? I'm tech-savvy and even I don't care because there isn't any metric by which performance improvements are rarely capitalized on by app developers, which is what should really matter.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These events always are peak Globohomo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rooms always look like somewhere the elites use to plan how they're going to stuff us all in pods.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait it's already out? why didn't you retards bump this sooner

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >huge tech happening
    >only 200 posts
    wow LULZ really is dead...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>huge tech happening
      LMAO. more like huge meme happening

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a FUCK ABOUT THE WATCH

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri, I have started bleeing from my axe wound for this month, yet again reminding me of my inferiority

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IRL video game beacon OMGG! soiface

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    siri dilate me

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes white women share your contact information with swarthoids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE STOLE THAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh chudbros?!?!?!?

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo I use the pinging feature to find my shit a lot actually

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 years old
    lads, is she attractive for a woman her age?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women stop being attractive after they turn 14

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hang yourself pedo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women stop being attractive after they turn 14

      its man, my dudes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not into lizard people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I won't have sex with globolizard people but I'll still buy and use their tech"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she’s childless. This is the price to pay for career whoring.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to buy a new goyphone unless a stayc or newjeans member is featured in the ad

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The powerful simp

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK SPLIT THREADS

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck do people buy a new $1000+ phone every year with basically no improvements

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple is the best religion in current year

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks scared

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apple invented double tap

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does powerful sip mean?

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHEN YOUR OTHER HAND IS OCCUPIED

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apple invented tapping

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your other hand is occupied
    :))

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First thing I thought of

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got to admit double tap is pretty cool

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shooing people coming his way in the background

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not triple tap

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do a nipple pinch to answer the phone

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jack off
    >accidentally answer call
    epic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >message that girl from class you like
      >she's flicking the bean
      >accidentally answers with facetime

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE INVENTED PIERS

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >furiously having sex with apple watch on
    >parents called
    >call gets automatically picked up

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16 TIMES the detail!!

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the streets will be full of retards with double tap jerking

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can apple watch detect my masturbation rhythm

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MOOOOOOMM

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yay more globohomo shit

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does apple really think bee keepers are going to use an apple watch with exposed wrist

    tim is a fucking idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the video of me beating my meat while double-tapping, Apple?

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice they stopped exclusively using naggers in their advertisements? It’s only like 20% naggers now when it was close to 100% the last few years. I guess the George Floyd fad has passed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apple realized that white people are the ones buying their shit not nigs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        au contraire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finally learned the lesson after target and budlight got fucked by globohomo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next year is election year so it will restart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoke too soon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, isn't touching your index finger and thumb a hate symbol according to the ADL?

    https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/okay-hand-gesture

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is not environmental friendly

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porn acting

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"anon, do you want to see what's behind my back?"

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fatso caused morocco earthquake

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Environmental goals = fingerprinting hardware so that second hand laptops have to be shredded rather than resold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phones should be released each 2 or 3 years tbh

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty on stream

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHER NATURE
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with slampig

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo is that a sassy black woman????

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger NATURE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOAH, slow down with the antisemitism.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mother nature
    you can't make this shit up

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mother nature is a fat black woman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a SASSY fat black woman

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of course

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW MANY FAT WOMEN CAN THERE BE

    WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF FEMALE FAT THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHA NIGGA NATURE

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ NATURE AND SHIIIIIT

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHER nagger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao. the clouds are BIG BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL YASSSSSS QUEEN

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EMBRACE MOTHER NATURE

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AGAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ LANDWHALES ND SHIEETTT

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fauna looks like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE THAT BACK

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE'S A MEAN GREEN WYPIPO FIGHTIN MACHINE BEEYATCH

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Cook more like Tim

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we normalizing fat people now

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now talk about the cobalt mines, and right to repair

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the cringiest corporate attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. I unironically wish every single one of these people would die painfully in a fire.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just want to know more info about the new iphone
    >have to sit through an apple tv+ skit

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MCU-tier skit

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYOOO TIM YOU DIDENT MEET YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL GOALS SHIEEEEEEET

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nagger nature

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah carbon neutral IS mother nature, chud

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about this environmental shit show me the new goyphone!!

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese cargo ships are notoriously clean

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could remove co2 from the atmosphere by ceasing to draw breath

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYYYO CUH WE EUZ MOTHA NATURE AND SHIT CUH FUCK IM TAML BOUT CUH? AYO TURN UP SENPAI WHERE DA FINNA ASS WHITE BITCHES AT CUH

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE BLACK BITCH ABOUT TO BUST TOTAL naggerMELTDOWN INCOMING

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >permanently remove carbon from the atmosphere
    these fucks don't know biology

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we had to dumb it down for the stupid goyim to understand, you see?

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shaniqua would be more green if she lost a few pounds

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh environment

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APPL stock is plummeting in real time, this is awful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time to buy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally always happens, literally always jumps back the next day

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we care about mother nature
    >now let me show you this proprietary charger that only works with our devices

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate naggers and pajeets. That is all.

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the watermelon colored iphone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I FUCKING CALLED IT

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop making a new phone every year

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now talk about how you have to throw away your phone when the battery wont hold a charge, unless you rent proprietary tools from Apple for a daily fee

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Tim flies on a private jet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lil timmy takes the bus to the office and flies around the world on a paraglider

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about e-waste and repairability?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      technically, if you find an iphone somewhere, you are supposed to recycle in your close apple store

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there’s more

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A phone with full Mac OS X 10.5 would be too useful, cannot have that. Must buy 5 devices.

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe, but well-made
    certified cringe-kino

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE THREAD IS HERE

    [...]

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  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn look at how this goofy ass nigga is standing lmao

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >built like an apple

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lightskin Apple executive with red hair
    >MMM-HMM HONEY BOOBOO CHIL' YOU ALREADY KNOW MMM-HMM WE BE FIXIN DAT ENVIRONMENT

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the new phone ayo

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this sketch is reminding me that apple corporate is entirely white people

    they use diverse media to hide in plain sight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >apple fellow
      damn i want his job senpai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fellow?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all those women
      anon, that's diversity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats what i cant stand about these fucking woke companies is they pretend to give a shit about this stuff but its just a bunch of crackkkas who are really in charge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn why'd they fire that fine sister who said diversity can be a room full of white guys then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Indians
      I don't believe it they love sticking those in manager positions for diversity points these last few years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the office sketch with the nature shit wasnt this white
      were they lying?

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    world carbon footprint would be significantly improved if these fatasses stopped eating for a minute. Jesus.

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO ONE CARESSSSS!!! SHOW IPHONEEEEE!!!

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here we go

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now even the camera area is all glass, gonna make it impossible to swap at the mall kiosk

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Environment
    stfu

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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