Other than rape whats the quickest way to get sex without paying?

Other than rape whats the quickest way to get sex without paying?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to girls until one sucks your dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This hasn't worked for the past 10 years, how much longer should I try before I give up?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It totally worked 11 years ago right?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          10 years ago I was 18 and had just realized that I had graduated high school a virgin and that's when I really started trying.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Half of men and women graduate high school as virgins.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have not tried ever. You want excuses for giving up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have humiliated myself countless times trying to "be myself" and "put myself out there" and I'm tired of it. If that wasn't trying, I don't want to know what is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How many girls have you asked out, when was the last time, how many girls did you message on tinder?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >How many girls have you asked out
            I purposefully stopped keeping track after 100 because my friend told me it was impossible for me to ask 100 girls and not have one say now. When I hit 100, I felt so depressed that I gave up for a bit, but then I started again, making sure not to keep track, but it has to be nearing 500 now

            >when was the last time
            This past Sunday, at the Barnes and Noble, made small talk with a girl there, tried to make a joke about horror books and Halloween, when I asked for her number she said "ew" and walked away

            >how many girls did you message on tinder?
            Everyone I match with and I swip right on almost everyone. I match maybe once or twice a week, try my pickup lines, never get anywhere.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >when I asked for her number she said "ew" and walked away
            I don't believe you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then why even talk to me?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're an autist who needs help, and hopefully he can be convinced to do some introspection and change for the better.

  2. 1 year ago
    A girl that will break the rules

    Barter for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do I need to give you

      • 1 year ago
        A girl that will break the rules

        300 ounces of gold

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rape isn't quick at all. If it's even entering your mind at all as a possibility then you're never going to get anywhere.

    Listen, if you're just talking to girls to get sex you're never going to get any. That isn't how this works, you can't treat them like a sex toy they're people. If all you want is something inanimate to frick, buy a sex doll.

    If you want a real flesh and blood girl you have to change your shitty attitude. Gain some decent social skills, treat her with respect like an actual person that you acknowledge has their own thoughts and goals, acknowledge her as something more than just a hole for your wiener. Be charming, flatter her with the things that fill her insecurities, make her laugh, be trustworthy. Be the kind of person she'd want to have inside her.

    Be an interesting person, with your own hopes, dreams and goals that you're actively working towards. With your own social interests that you engage in. Don't look homeless & don't look like a complete dork. Dress casual but neat. Keep up your hygiene daily. Smell nice. Have a nice smile. Be confident and secure in yourself.

    You can't do any of that if you're obsessing about having sex or objectifying. You have to knock that shit off, or just buy yourself a sex doll and call it a day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From experience, everything you say worked for me. When I stopped focusing on having sex and started focusing on having a good time chatting and being nice, that's when I got more sex.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >> tried to make a joke about horror books and Halloween, when I asked for her number she said "ew" and walked away

    I don't blame her

    >> try my pickup lines,

    Of course that's never going to get you anywhere.

    Listen mate this shit isn't rocket science. If another dude came up to you and started throwing pick up lines at you because he wanted to get to know you, maybe be your friend, you'd shut that shit down and get creeped out too.

    If you're standing in a book store minding your own business and another dude came over to you and made a few seconds of awkward banter you weren't interested in, then made a shitty joke and asked for your number you'd go "ew" and walk away too.

    Don't approach or say anything to a girl you wouldn't say to a male stranger you wanted to make friends with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll bite, what do you say to a male stranger that would make them want to continue talking with you?

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