Orthodox Trad larpers after reading the actual bible be like

Orthodox Trad larpers after reading the actual bible be like…

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just another moron that got the Protestant brain virus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's blasphemous to refer to the Holy Spirit that way, Anon...

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing sounds antitraditional here except for political exceptions. "fake traditionals" leave orthodoxy for more superficial reasons such as it being not racist, woke, or feministic enough.
    the guy is trying to be a leader and the whole family is actually practicing devotion to god in one way or another.
    the fact that theres schism in the family doesnt mean theres a larp happening or a lack of tradition.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when he says
      >i am not biblically based born again christian and adhere to the kjv
      he means that hes a mason while his wife tries to follow the orthodox teachings

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why Protestants fap over the Bible so much. It's objectively known to have been compiled by the Catholic Church as a reference book for priests. It was never meant to be the comprehensive embodiment of the Christian religion for direct consumption by worshipers.

    Prots treat the Bible the way Moslems treat the Quran.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's objectively known to have been compiled by the Catholic Church as a reference book for priests

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source: it's objectively known
        lrn 2 reed, moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >source: I said so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's objectively known to have been compiled by the Catholic Church as a reference book for priests
      lmao not even a christian of any brand but wtf are you talking about

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you lmaoing if you don't know anything about the subject
        fricking friday nighters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol stfu dude if you aren't even Christian
        Do you think the Bible's pages just rained out of the sky one day?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They don't originate from the Catholic Church Anon. That doesn't make any sense at all.
          If the Bible originated in the Catholic Church then how was there any Word for the Catholic Church to even be formed if the institution predates their own holy text.
          The Bible's original languages are Hebrew Aramaic and Greek which all predate the Latin that the church prefers.

          The Catholic Church put these books together and translated them into uniform Latin. But it all predates Catholicism

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >If the Bible originated in the Catholic Church then how was there any Word for the Catholic Church to even be formed if the institution predates their own holy text.
            Baby learning for the first time that Christianity predates the New Testament

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Judaism?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Christianity

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus didn’t leave behind any books
            The NT was written decades after his death

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So what's your proof that Christianity predates the NT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Check literally any source, whether secular scholarship or hardcore evangelical propaganda or Catholic references, anything

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really understand how you're defining Christianity and NT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Christianity = the movement started by the historical Jesus of Nazareth
            NT = four gospels and Pauline epistles

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Judaism came a few hundred years after in response to Christians taken over. Pharisees is where they get their traditions from. Christians from the Old Testament.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This might be one of the top five dumbest things I've ever read on this site after browsing here for over a decade. Like, that is really saying something. Congratulations

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Martin Luther was a Catholic my dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's doesn't make any sense nor is it relevant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Prots treat the Bible the way Moslems treat the Quran.
      This is true, both groups actually believe their scriptures are the word of God, unlike papists who only care about what men in funny hats have to say

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a Christian but I'd go with the men in funny hats. It seems complicated and I'd trust those guys to figure it out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your wise man in a funny hat, bro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In context it make sense but I’m sure the entire quote is full of heresies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The old testament isn't even scripture though, it's just written stories and traditions transmitted orally over thousands of years. It could have as many transcription errors as any other oral tradition. The new testament was repeatedly revised and edited over hundreds of years before the modern "Bible" came into existence. There isn't a single shred of evidence that the Bible is the inerrent and infallible word of God.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally everything you just said is wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why Protestants fap over the Bible so much. It's objectively known to have been compiled by the Catholic Church as a reference book for priests. It was never meant to be the comprehensive embodiment of the Christian religion for direct consumption by worshipers.
      >Prots treat the Bible the way Moslems treat the Quran.
      this is what tradcathtards actually believe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That post is true

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you think so, you're an idiot, stop attacking the word of god

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a Bible passage that refutes it?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s was spread orally
            We wrote his sayings down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even by TradCath standards, you are an idiot

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit
    go back and stay there

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Born again Christian

    Where's Count Tilly when you need him?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Born again christian
    >Not a cult
    Protie mental illnes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What were his issues with salvation?
    I would think somebody would be more Protestant over other things such as Mariology.

    t. ACNA Anglican

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “Ultimately they trust their works to stand before God and be justified”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But Orthodox as I understand them leave room for things due to great mystery.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >But Orthodox as I understand them leave room for things due to great mystery.
          What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's pelagianism, that the Orthodox and Catholic Churches banned 17 centuries ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I would think somebody would be more Protestant over other things such as Mariology.
      You don't know much about the Reformation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The frick I don't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          1. No swearing 2. What did Martin Luther say was "the hinge on which it all turns", and why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you talking about predestination?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tradcel larper knows nothing about the reformation or biblical criticism
            Classic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an Anglican, you idiot!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tradcel high church nonsense.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My congregation isn't high church.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, it was the bondage or freedom of the will. And *why* was it the hinge? Because the doctrine of justification by faith alone was the heart and foundation of the Reformation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Great themed reaction image, bravo anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he religion

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is so ridiculous, protie is always right until he finds a new translation or meaning of a word, then he was wrong but now he is right, repeat ad infinitum. Meanwhile you larp as luther against your own wife, she tries to raise a family under strong moral tradition and values, I bet she regrets marrying a literal redditor manchild everyday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you so interested in what the Bible actually says? You must follow the Tradition(tm)

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine actually believing in God and not being a reformed Christian, do people just shut off their brains when thinking about their faith? It is literally the only intellectually honest and coherent branch of Christianity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Calvinism was like some guy trying to be so big-brained that he ended up embracing moronation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is born to be a winner baby!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Calvinism is just crypto Judaism. Where Christians get to act like israeli people. It’s why Americans worship Israel. It’s basically the reverse of Jesuits where it all stems from a israelite converting to Catholicism. What Jesuits are to Catholics, Calvinists are to Prots.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I go to a Calvinist church and we don't care about "Israel".
          We are amillennial and anti-dispensationalist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Calvinists in the Netherlands are just behind Evangelicals when it comes to israelite loving

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Much more importantly, it's biblical.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I been reading about reformed, they are pretty much a cult.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Be Indian
          >Read religious texts
          >Meh I don’t think they preached what you thought they preached
          >Removes a lot books
          >People say you removed way too much
          >Put a few back in because people are outraged
          >few people follow because they just want a different belief to justify their gripes with the belief system
          That’s Protestantism

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't and you're not making sense.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >r/athiesm troll screencaps Christian posts on plebbit to spam on Oyish
    reddit cancer thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Atheists literally now be like…I’m a true Christian even though I don’t believe in God cause I’m vaguely nice to everyone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this just a Platonist or something like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Neo-Platonist's believe in a prime mover but don't really intertwine "him" with any faith.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my wife is in a cult because she's Orthodox
    >I'm KJV only btw

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >KJVist
    >Born again Christian
    >"guys Orthodoxy is totally the cult"
    It's sad watching people get brainwashed

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Orthodox
    >cultural Christianity
    I think he just defined himself lol. Protestantism is way more widespread and thus more attatched to the culture than Orthodox Christianity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody becomes a Protestant because it's le based and trad, though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody becomes a Protestant because it's le based and trad, though
        only larpers care about that crap, no true believers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But what culture are you talking about? These schizos that buys the dream of a certain religion so they can change their lives, or the npc that believes in God just because his surroundings influenced him to do so?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Protestants always and I meant always use cultish speaking patterns. It’s never around actual theology but cultish speech. When a Catholic and Orthodox debate, real ones… you know and can trust they will use traditional and theological talking points using historical research but a Protestant will pretend they’re having a biblical rap battle when debating.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another thread where the radtrad catholics pretend it's still the 19th century and anyone IRL gives a shit what denomination you belong to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        got an actual argument?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do he needs an argument for this stupid shit?

          >it's another thread where the radtrad catholics pretend it's still the 19th century and anyone IRL gives a shit what denomination you belong to

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my self interpreation of scripture is heckin' smarter than 2000 years of Church history, bro

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man those kids are completely fricked :/

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens after reading the bible
    you may not like it, but this is what REAL Christianity looks like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, that's dispensationalism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Judaizers are wild man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb atheist.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity is about Relationship with Jesus. Not religion.
    One needs to be placed in a church, but Relationship with Jesus is what changed you and doing specific things in God's Will.

    Not man-made doctrines within religion and manmade conceptualizations.
    This sounds more like a case of autism and the devil playing around with autism than a genuine relationship birthed from a Relationship with God

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone can become Bible Believing, and not everyone can become Apostolic.
      Too many differences from the start

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most normies are unable to process or understand Christianese. but a lot of them do have a connection to Jesus without the understanding

    I kind of feel primitive baptists are kind of close to this aspect, that Christianity is not some mental understanding, but a supernatural connection

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The eternal church shopper

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread is full of Christians calling other denominations cults
    Lol, lmao

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodoxy isn't even a legit religion. It's more of a cultural embodiment of Christianity.

    We still deal with this meme church because the Ottomans thought it would be great to enforce the Orthodox Church for extra shekels.

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