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One of the biggest reasons why Disney will never bring in Mara Jade as Luke's love interest is because Twitter has already decided that Luke is g...

One of the biggest reasons why Disney will never bring in Mara Jade as Luke's love interest is because Twitter has already decided that Luke is gay. He is used as a gay icon now, even Hamill himself gave the fans his blessing. Imagine the meltdown all the homosexuals would have if it turned out Luke was a pussy slayer. As we've seen with Morbius, companies think Twitter is real life.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She could still be implemented in a way by having her and the offspring slain by the knights of ren which would be another major reason why luke just gives up or alternatively if the theories of the D+ shows are true and that a loose adaptation of the thrawn trilogy is being set up, she could debut in the ahsoka show. Obviously they could either be his fiancé or not but they’ll have to give an explanation on her disappearance by the time the sequel trilogy occurs. Popular EU characters have reappeared in the new canon and I wouldn’t be surprised if she comes by eventually (and LULZ would still call her a Mary Sue as usual)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      That would be pretty cool but it would make Luke's life more fucked up and pathetic than before. Better if it turns out one of his children survived so there actually IS a living Skywalker in the galaxy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't his son killed in the EU?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No but Mara was killed by the Kylo Ren equivalent

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luke had multiple sons I believe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think this is the case. One of the Solo sons dies.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Both of them do, Anakin Solo dies in the Vong war, Jacen Solo gets killed by Jaina Solo and lives long enough to send a mind skype call to warn his daughter Alana that the Empire is coming to kill her

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All gnomish sons die
                >Aryan Ben Skywalker survives
                Heh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jaina becomes Galactic Empress. the mother of the Fel Dynasty
                >Ben falls for a goth girl and his decedents are junkies who consort with Zeltrons and death sticks
                Skywalkerbros we got too cocky no no no no

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cade is 100% based and redpilled.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cade looks like Anakin. His blood lives on. We won.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cade's comic was awesome

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Legacy is trash.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Disney adapted this shit, Jaina would have been hated as much as Rey. Change my mind.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one can hate Jaina, especially since the EU told her whole story from birth too killing her brother. We know nothing about Rey except she's better than everyone at everything and the studio has designated her the main character.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jaina was an actual character, whose entire life we saw unfold on page, not some magical all powerful deity plank page mary sue. her dynamic with her twin and having to kill him to save the galaxy would have been absolute kino.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. Always forget about Anakin.
                >mfw googling Ben Skywalker

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >domnall gleason and adam driver could have been based mad lad skywalker cousins having swashbuckling adventures across the stars, fighting dark jedi cults and extremist neo imperial remnant factions and bagging all kinds of alien pussy
                fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Disney really wants to rehabilitate Kylo they should introduce Mara, and have her evacuate the students going into hiding.
      She would have every reason to hide from Luke as well because he started it by almost killing Kylo.

      It would be a good role for an older woman to play, preferably somebody Irish.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here's your older and wiser mara jade bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How was she able to even run with milkers like that? Those jugs would have alerted all the enemies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She aborted Luke’s kid and moff Gideon cloned the fetus.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will put modified version of her in one of the post-ep6 shows like mandalorian or ahsoka. And she will be black and old ofc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I think they will bring in "Mara Jade" - a black lesbian dark side assassin just to rub salt in those wounds. She will meet Luke, Luke will be smitten, and then she will introduce him to her girlfriend. It will be like killing Luke for the second time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking hell she's pretty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she only fucks black guys

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        f-fuck bros that kinda turns me on...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh oh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get this girl for Mara Jade and all will be forgiven.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a smoking hot redhead, of course Disney wouldn't add her. I'm glad to be honest because
      what

      said
      >They will put modified version of her in one of the post-ep6 shows like mandalorian or ahsoka. And she will be black and old ofc

      will happen if they ever do bring her in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfection

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney and Lucasfilm will never bring her because the fans like her, Disney also with the MCU always tries to annoy the fans, make the random angry and provoke discussions on social media, to them that means success, that's why they brought Taika Waititi with him you can expect worse decisions than Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taika Waititi? They really hate the fans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt that movie is gonna happen

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is like people thinking Finn and Poe or Frodo and Sam are gay just for being good friends.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The age of twitter is over, friend. The Deal will go through soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I certainly hope so.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    george hated mara jade
    you've got a better chance of the fat boys in charge now adapting her than you did under lucas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that character doesn't fucking exist. anything other than the OT trilogy is non canon, and the OT trilogy is for 12-year-olds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. edgy homosexual

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to know who these random oc donut steel side characters are?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mara has been in official Lucasarts content. The Jedi Knight series is Cannon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good game, too short though, and awful cutscenes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Educate yourself, zoomer

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your Kyle Katarn bro.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The people writing Star Wars now hate Luke and would rather have Leia replace him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      >Hate Luke
      Damn, so this is what hate looks like

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Troopers
        Now we just need Kyle Katarn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, this lame fan service a-la rogue one vader with mediocre deepfake face on top of it really means anything after sequels treatment of him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's gonna take YEARS for Disney to scrap the sequels. They already stopped making new ST toys, whatever Jon and Dave are doing with Thrawn will change Star Wars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luke isn't even to supposed be that strong. You telling me Luke is already master tier five years after RoTS. This is an example how Disney and Filioni don't understand characters or power levels.

        >Dark Troopers
        Now we just need Kyle Katarn

        Andor and Kanan is the Kyle Katern of Disney, and both died.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Katarn is easy to still include even in the D-tier non-cannon shit, its already one big retcon and there's already retcons within it, what's one more?
          Just say that's the reason why Mon Mothma objected to the Rogue One mission, she already had Katarn on the job to get the plans elsewhere, or have some of the grunts on the mission manage to escape in a U-Wing and Katarn is one of them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that Rogue one's out right stated that the entire Death Star plans were on that planet. LF reinforces the retcon by saying Erso saved the day not Luke.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, Disney is already piss poor at maintaining continuity and is retconning things left and right. What's one more?
              The existed one one operation to get the plans doesn't mean there weren't other operations in progress.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that Disney canon is a very small universe, Rogue One was the only operation, there were no others, lest they want to create more timeline issues and retcons.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They kind of have to expand that universe if they want to keep it going, or they just need to acknowledge that the d-tier shit was a mistake and return to A-tier content like Jedi Knight, X-Wing/Tie Fighter, and the Thrawn Trilogy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For Disney Canon? They have to do it because the Kenobi Series is already indicator of a bad timeline based from TCW. They'll to retcon tcw into more a massive war that justifies Kenobi 10 PSTD, since in that show, the republic were wining ever battle. and Kenobi didn't really suffer much.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney wouldn't even try to shit on Mara. Mara and Nomai Sundrider are actual well written female characters that got married, had careers and had kids. Modern LF and Disney are intimidated by these women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got married
      >had kids

      Very problematic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nomi Sunrider is legit one of my favorite characters in Star Wars. The Qel-Droma brothers are kino as well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She also became my favorite after listening to the audio drama of tales of the Jedi, along with Qel Droma.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tales of the jedi was so awesome, the aesthetic, the republic in a sort of medieval science fantasy era, Jedi wearing armor, people fighting with pikes and melee weapons more, crude looking blasters and star ships. riding and flying on dinosaurs. that shit was fucking cash. i always liked exar kuun and his fall to the dark side as well.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As much as I adore KOTOR I still don't like their visual take compared to ToTJ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nomi Sunrider
        Who is she?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    chapo poster

    I mean, is Luke even a character worth exploring now? The Last Jedi sort of robbed me of interest in seeing what he was doing between movies. I don't care.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because they will eventually retcon the sequels

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why you even want them to bring Mara Jade back in? Would that make you happy? To see another beloved character thrown into the woodchipper with all the rest? Let her rest in the peace of the canonicity-grave.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please stay in your containment thread

    [deleted post]

    . thank you

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is well known that Kathleen hates Mara Jade since she was a youngster back in the early 90s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathleen hates Mara Jade since she was a youngster back in the early 90s
      She's 69 years old, she was in her 40s in the 90s. I doubt she gave any thought to the expanded universe.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather bite my tongue than to see Mara falling victim to the black plague of Gingers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George got what he wanted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luke can either be
        >gay
        >blacked
        >both
        under Disney
        No hot redheaded women for him

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly death was Luke's best fate under Disney. At least he died a pure non-BLACKED virgin.

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