Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend.

Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend. I just tell them that I'm really bad with communication and shit, and that I don't really get girls and girls don't like me. They're always "but you're handsome I'm sure you'll find someone" and I tell them "no, probably not, girls hate me".

I don't have friends, all I do is lock myself in my room and play my guitar. Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid, if only I had known that when I was 14. Girls have shit taste and have zero knowledge when it comes to music and music theory. They all listen to nig-hop and don't care how good you are at playing an actual instrument. Women have shit taste in everything holy fuck. I'm not gay I just fucking hate women.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Kat

    Hmm. I married a guitar player.
    He knows how to use his fingers, I'll tell you that much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea i got hard finger tips from fretting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Kat

        Plus the plucking =D

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up whore, the next time I change my strings I will use the high e to suffocate you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Kat

            Did that feel good, honey?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it will
              >verification not required

              • 3 weeks ago
                Kat

                Are you hitting on me? I feel like you might be...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it will
                >verification not required

                You don't need to pretend anon, we all know you're the same person. There's no shame in being schizo. You can get help.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Kat

                Ohhh you think the person threatening my life is the same guy I complimented?

                I may be slow but im not stupid. Thanks for pointing that out!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the fuck up after he's done strangling you with his guitar strings I'll crack open your skull and slurp your brain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody wants you here. Buzz off, cat lady.

              • 3 weeks ago
                ENTJ

                I like her she calls me things like stud muffin lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Kat

                Yeah I got you, bb. <3

              • 3 weeks ago
                Kat

                #goals

                I wish I could have cats but we are at out pet limit in base housing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strums your pussy like a guitar does he?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fingering A Minor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Retar Fagot Nigeria

      I hate u vagina haver go fuck urself kat

      Are you hitting on me? I feel like you might be...

      What the fuck is this bullshit another whore in this stupid fucking board im already tired of all of u whores

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing guitar for girls

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plays instrument that's hot to play and makes women melt
    >is told he's handsome by older women
    Normalfags out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normalfag
      I'm a loner and haven't fucked in years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not even a virgin
        Please kill yourself, normalfag. You're not a robot or an incel for having a drought in pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair that handsome shit is probably a lie. Just like women saying that everyone will find his other half etc.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > and girls don't like me
    > I just fucking hate women.

    wow i wonder what it could be..

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learning to play guitar for girls is gay

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid

    idk op this guy suggests otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes really bad most people can play that riff well after 6-9 months

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I remember that question being asked once in a while during my high school years. At least in the university nobody cared.
    I've always asked this way:
    >Yes, I don't, so what?
    They usually backed off soon afterwards.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between the age of 15-23 I dated about 25 different women. I honestly don't even remember half of their names. I'd date them for like a month or two and then just get sick of them. In my view, they were always so clingy and annoying. Wanting to text or talk on the phone every 5 minutes. Telling me all of their personal drama, that frankly I didn't give a shit about. They always had some fucking baggage that would end up being a deal breaker. $20k in Credit Card debt, on all kinds of psychotic, or anxiety medications, wanting to fuck like the first week we started dating, $100k in student loan debt, ect.

    T.B.F, I was always an asshole with an attitude. I'm not mean, but I value my independence, and the ability to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I also say whatever I want, and I'm pretty cold-hearted to tell the truth. I always felt like women were trying to control me, either through money, sex, or being overly clingy and codependent (love bombing).

    I've never been cheated on, or dumped. I literally dumped every woman I dated after a couple months. It's obviously something wrong with me. I would never argue with them, or abuse them. I would just get sick of their presence and dump them. I don't blame them and I'm aware now, that I'm the problem. There is obviously something wrong with my brain, where I fear commitment and fear being vulnerable.

    I'm 28 now and still a virgin. I refused sex even with the women I dated for a couple months. I get hit on by random women on an occasional basis, but it's always some chick trying to cheat on her bf/husband. Which further fuels my fear of a woman cheating on be and being disloyal.

    I'm extroverted, love going out to public events, but I'm also very shy around attractive women. I haven't gone on a date in 5 years. I'm honestly just a nutcase. I'm the guy that goes to the bar to be around people, but sits by himself like a creep watching the TV. I'm only good at talking when someone else breaks the ice and..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and I find the topic interesting.

      I hope you find love one say OP. I'm pretty sure it's over for me.

      Thank you for reading my rant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pffft okay nice larp, you had me in the OP ngl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a LARP, but you can believe whatever you want. Why tf would I waste my time typing for 30 minutes for a LARP?

        I've had women tell me they like me because I'm mysterious. I'm somehow everything and I don't fit into a category. I'm the "bad boy" that does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks, while simultaneously being the nerdy guy that loves finance and economics, math, etc. I'm nice, but also intimidating. I'll go to the beach, play at the arcade, go bowling, etc. But, I'll also shoot guns, race cars, ride Quads in the woods.

        Women say I'm intimidating when they don't know me, but they feel safe once they are my friend/gf. I'm not even a big guy btw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Kat

      Cute story! Did you just come up with that on the fly?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf gotta say that you have some sexual hangups if you didnt at least fuck them before dumping them.

      https://i.imgur.com/wWs8jAS.jpg

      Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend. I just tell them that I'm really bad with communication and shit, and that I don't really get girls and girls don't like me. They're always "but you're handsome I'm sure you'll find someone" and I tell them "no, probably not, girls hate me".

      I don't have friends, all I do is lock myself in my room and play my guitar. Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid, if only I had known that when I was 14. Girls have shit taste and have zero knowledge when it comes to music and music theory. They all listen to nig-hop and don't care how good you are at playing an actual instrument. Women have shit taste in everything holy fuck. I'm not gay I just fucking hate women.

      >music theory
      >actually good at the instrument

      No one cares, besides other musicians. Thats because most complicated music just isnt made for average casual listeners. How didnt you notice that.

      >t. Lead guitarist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ya, I know. I obviously have some kind of vulnerability/commitment issues, and probably sex anxiety. I've never seen a therapist or anything like that, but from everything I've studied online, i think I do show some signs of narcissism and antisocial personality disorder. I'm not abusive, I'm not manipulative (I'm actually very blunt), and I do have empathy. I think I just express it in a bad way. I'm a very tough-love kind of person.

        Of any disorder online, I'm most closely associated with CounterDependency (not codependency).

        Hopefully my posts about my personal experiences can help another Anon out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hope it helps someone out
          I dont think they can tbh, because looks determine how you are viewed a lot. I could relate to a lot of your post, but really, the reason that foids see a brooding bad boy when I study math in the corner is my height and the way my jaw looks . If it didnt look that way, I would be perceived as some creepy nerd.

          The halo effect covers everything. Obviously being confident and doing your own thing helps somewhat and its generally a good way to live life, but at least in dating, looks matter above all else.

          As for your disorders, narciccism fits pretty well, if it didnt, you wouldnt bother telling us your life story in this much detail.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree about looks. I'm 6'3" 180 pounds and athletic, so it helps a lot.

            I type all of this out on here because its anonymous, of course. I don't tell ANYBODY anything like this in real life. I actually like everything is perfect in my life outside of the internet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *act like everything is perfect.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >anonymously
              Obviously, much the same for me. What makes it narciccistic is that you dump entirely unrelated shit about yourself into someone elses thread kek. As for helping, you already agreed that a lot of your advice isnt repliceable if you are not good looking. And tbh, if you are good looking, girls will excuse everything, so advice beyond "walk up to woman, say hi" is pointless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate your responses Anon. It felt nice to talk to a normal person on here. Now, we both know what we have to do next after all of this... time to shitpost and act like this discussion never happened...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude that's why you get to know someone's friends and family and you actually do counselling with them and marry them first but
      You're a real king among us so congrats forvgetting so far
      I actually feel I am probably a bit similar to you personality-wise, I bet we could be friends
      Making Sam Hyde-type videos together near old abandoned warehouses talking about how society sucks

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Kat

    Ohh a 3rd friend? I was about to go to bed but im up now lol. Will you let me peg you first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you wear some heels that make you just a little taller than me and look down into my eyes with a piercing stare, winking at me and pushing me against the wall, ordering me to turn around and whispering in my ear, "I'm in charge now, that's a good boy"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger they are checking if you are single. Ask one of them out. Something cheesy like "If you're so curious about why I don't have a girlfriend, why don't you help change that?"

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are gay
    >t. Gay
    you should shower, go play guitar in the park and talk to the women like they are meaningless. watch as suddenly you can ask them for a number. you will feel liberated when you text them whatever you want to do and they reply because you are rent free. you will feel complete for the first time when you kiss her and feel ecstatic when you fuck.
    I dont want you to be gay. I want you to live, brother.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid
    Lol. Anyways OP just date autistic women

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend
    replace coworkers with aunts
    yet they're asking it less and less often

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but you're handsome I'm sure you'll find someone
    Post your photo attention seeking whore or KYS.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they fookin introduce you to some hot chicks then
    actin like it's not them to blame too
    dumb cunts

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