Okay, I just need to say it. How can Americans be so based?
Okay, I just need to say it. How can Americans be so based?
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I wonder what was this ~~*American's*~~ surname?
Italian
Come on, you would wear it if you had the chance, don't fucking lie
I unironically don't get it
>American wears replica of HRE crown
>Most of Europe (supposedly) feels disrespected and decided to trade with Germany over the US as a result
Seek help
Looks like my cat 🙂
>Poland
>ever getting mad some literal who is wearing the crown of a kraut monarch
bro, your actually retarded
Fuck of Le 56% mutt. The world took Otto III too soon from us because his renovatio imperii Romanoru was too based.
still waiting for the explanation of how poles are totally offended by some rando burger wearing a crown of a monarch they had little association with, from a country that they just got out of a brutal occupation from
As Catholics we actually still hold respect for such things.
Why would we destroy a crown that had nothing to do with the Prussians? While we hate the Brandenburgians/Prussians we still like the Saxons, Bavarians, Austrians, & Franconians. Ironic since the East Germans are Germanized Slavs.
The Bambrzy in Poznań are one such example of Poles with mixed German decent. Dąbrowski For example was half German.
>as catholics
and that is a larper confirmed
>as larpers we actually still larp for such larpings
>As Catholics
What's the meme again? "JP2GMD" was it? Doesn't that mean "Pope John Paul II rapes little children" kek some devout Catholics you are
I dislike both but China is the lesser evil
HRE cuck lmao, homosexual
Poland was never under HRE. Czechia was
The historical records are actually not clear on whether we were or were not a subject of the Emperor but they do mention us paying homage & tributes.
What we are sure of it that Poland was able to assert its independence eventually while Bohemia was not.
holy cope lmao
You include places as broad as all of Italy and Poland but not Croatia which was an integral part of the Austrian Hegemony.
EuroChads stay winning. Americucks stay brown.
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I genuinely find it absurdly hilarious that someone put in time and effort into making this image. I'm just picturing a hunched over dude meticulously adjusting the size of each image and crop, giggling to himself like a goblin, as he arranges this into place.
You fuckers need help, being online too much is like being addicted to meth
>disrespects the whole of Europe
No. Go fuck yourself, germ.
the sheer amount of seething emanating from this post can replace multiple nuclear power plants as a source of clean sustainable energy. Just got to hook whoever made it to a steam engine and we're golden.
wow. is this the most cringe thing ever posted here?
Cope
If I were him, I would've smashed that crown to pieces to make krautshits seethe harder. Or even better, trade it to some Red Army grunt for a pack of cigarettes.
Yeah, yeah, we see you
thanks for the input tranny
>How can Americans be so cringe?
Fixed, and no one knows actually.
“Nooo, you HAVE to respect some long gone monarch’s replica of a crown”
Nah.
It will be protected and honored and cherished for decades and centuries to come and nothing you can say or do will ever change that.
YWNBAG
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My people were actually officially classified of German decent but that is besides the point of having respect for the crown of the primus inter pares of Christian monarchs.
Okay? I really don’t give a shit. It’s a glorified metal hat, I only care about in reference to making Europeans seethe.
Good riddance. He should have smashed it to pieces. Germs did the same thing to European treasures from other countries:
>The Polish coronation insignia was transported to Berlin, where it became part of the Hohenzollern treasury. A few years later, after losing the war with the Emperor Napoleon I, the bankrupt Prussian king Frederick William III ordered the order of March 17, 1809 to break up and melt down the Polish royal regalia. In 1811, their commission destruction was carried out in Königsberg
Why should anyone respect German treasures if they don't expect those of their neighbors?
The only Polish coronation item remaining is this sword, Szczerbiec, since it has no value melted down.
But muh German defenders of European culture!
had no value melted down*
it was put up for sale instead
poland is a made up state nobody cares about
It's been a state longer than Germany and Russia (maybe even combined). Russia was was made up in the 17th century. Germany was in HRE for the entire medieval period, while there was a Christian Polish Kingdom since 966
>Russia was was made up in the 17th century.
Care to explain how word "Russia" appears on Byzantine maps and books, and word "Germany" in Roman books and maps?
Also, wasn't your monarchy dissolved on your own volition?
Rus isn't Russia retard. And even if so, Poland was around then. Kiev Rus isn't Russia either. Ukraine, Belorus, Russia all trace back to Kiev Rus, but all of those states only became a thing much later.
Germanic tribes =/= proper German state
Kingdom of Germany was formed roughly around the time when Poland became a proper state. And then they were absorbed into HRE for remainder of medieval period while Poland remained a its own state until 15th century, when they merged with Lithuania until 18th century.
>Rus isn't Russia
>Germanic tribes =/= proper German state
>But Great Moravia is totally Poland just trust me bro
You whole history is begging germans for aid
>YO GERMANY GIB ME STATE AND CHRISTIANITY
>YO GERMANY GIB ME CRUSADERS
>YO GERMANY GIB ME WRITTING
>YO GERMANY GIB ME LANDS
>YO GERMANY GIB ME MONEY
>POLSKA STRONK!
Great Moravia isn't Polish. Poland became a proper state when a local warlord, Mieszko I, united Slavic tribes in the area, around 10th century.
So after Kingdom of Germany and Rurik's dysnasty establishing control over Novgorod and Kiyv
It's shame Putin proved to be such a poor state-ruler so we couldn't even throw you to russians, but may be we will do something like it after he dies
Polish state actually existed before 10th century, but we don't know much about it, since they weren't christian. All info about that time period comes from one chronicle. Properly Poland became Poland in 966 with christianization. But even before Mieszko I his predecessors were uniting tribes of Polans, Goplans, Mazovians etc.
Rurik's state has nothing to do with modern Russia, especially since it had a bit of Scandinavian character. Russia can trace itself back to Russian Empire which came much much later.
Germany wasn't Kingdom of Germany for long. It was absorbed into multicultural Holy Roman Empire.
>Rurik's state has nothing to do with modern Russia,
>But the current Republic of Poland which was created by Soviet Marshal is totally related to original tribes-leader
Jesus Christ your mental gymnastics is hillarious. Do you realise German tribes also had leaders who were uniting them long before the entire word of "slav" has been mentioned in roman and germanic books?
966 still is close to when Kingdom of Germany was formed. But like I said, pre Mieszko I days are only described in one chronicle. Germany had the advantage of being closer to christian civilization, therefore they had access to chronicles and writing much earlier, so we know much more about Germany in 8th century than we do about 8th century Poland.
Main rulers might have been Germans (although they were mutts for sure later on like every dynasty), but HRE nobles were mixed culturally. It wasn't a German empire.
>But like I said, pre Mieszko I days are only described in one chronicle.
Yeah while much older germanic tribleaders were described in multiple chronicles, but please tell us Fritigern was actually a secret slav
>HRE nobles were mixed culturally.
absolute bullshit. you had some italian counts and dukes in italy, but even they descended from frankish (=germanic) nobility. western nobility got frenchified culturally but they were still considered german, otherwise a luxemburgian couldnt have become emperor.
the only exception was the early czech nobility of bohemia, but even they got outbred by germans and in the end, most of their nobility was of german descent.
>It wasn't a German empire.
absolute p*lack cope. thats why it was founded by germans, ruled by germans and was named Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation, right?
Bohemians, those Slavic tribes in current day eastern Germany all had their HRE nobles.
Except slavic moved to these lands only in XX century after WW1 and WW2
open some history book
USA was founded by the English, but they are a muttified empire today.
There are more whites being born in the US than England
You have to call them whites because the founding Anglo stock of America was mutted by European immigration.
There was nobility of Slavic origins east of the Elbe. The House of Mecklenburg is the most famous example.
granted, though their heavy germanisation shows that the HRE was definetly a german empire.
Poland literally was created by German officer who despised slavs
Germany wasnt IN the HRE, it basically WAS the HRE. the constitution allowed only germans to be elected emperor (thats why Ottokar rebelled against the election of the Rudolf I.) and all the electors were germans also.
Don't forget the time when
>The Wehrmacht plundered the Amber room and then destroyed it
>The Wehrmacht & SS purposefully destroyed every building in old Warsaw
>Hitler literally said St Petersburg would be wiped off the face of the earth
>Tracked down and killed almost every Pole they could find who had a University education
Defenders of EVROPA, everyone.
>>The Wehrmacht plundered the Amber room and then destroyed it
literally said St Petersburg would be wiped off the face of the earth
>Defenders of EVROPA, everyone.
Since when Russia counts as Europe?
From a French (i.e sets the bar for Europeanness) point of view? Always
>From a French
opinion discarded
>Kazakhstan
>Uzbekistan
>Turkey
>Turkmenistan
>Tajikistan
>Azerbaijan
>Kyrgyzstan
>FUCKING RUSSIA
>...
>EVROPA
Least retarded cryptomongoloid.
literally said St Petersburg would be wiped off the face of the earth
I think all Eastern Europe would agree with such decision along with wiping off the Moscow as well
My Estonian and Finnish friends actually used to enjoy going to St Petersburg before tensions got to the current state. It's a pretty nice city.
Well generally Estonia and Finland would be more eager than rest of Europe with such decision. After all they already tried it.
American pragmatism made them based and then made them wicked and lame.
Lmaoing at the seethe ITT
I fucking hate America and Americans so
much.
t. American
The amount of people in his position that wouldn't put the crown on could be counted on both hands and feet.
After what these looters did in Contantinople, its called what comes around goes around and KARMA.
It angers me so much to see European culture, tradition and history disrespected and defiled like this.
Cry harder eurohomosexual, I would have smashed it with a hammer and then pissed on it, and your hate speech laws would have forced you to watch me do so. Fuck your "culture" and "tradition".
no, you wouldnt. you would have stand awkwardly in a corner laughing nervously in hope that no one notice how you just dont fit in with the rest. you know, just like it was in school
Fucking lowlife Amerimutts. Never forget that you homosexuals including that zogbot golem in OP's pic got circumcised as newborn babies by israelite while we were not.
This picture is genuinely infuriating.
LULZ needs to touch grass
Looks gothic.
Recceswinth crown.