Ok, why can't we just start using horses again? How the fuck are horses illegal in most cities?

Ok, why can't we just start using horses again? How the fuck are horses illegal in most cities?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are kino

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This, cars suck. I want a beautiful loyal creature that will ride with me into the sunset

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        is that a calathea?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shit
        Diseases
        Animal abuse

        for starters

        Sorry you have to pay for whores, commie

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          You can't "abuse" animals. They have no souls.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            are you 15?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just don't give a fuck. Are you a woman?

  2. 5 days ago
    Sage you dumb nigger

    Amish do
    Cars are way easier tho

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Car - can't produce it yourself, have to pay for gas, no mane

      >Horse - Feed it and breed it for new horse, drinks water the most plentiful substance on earth, has a mane

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >horse: experiences the slightest inconvenience
        >gets colic and dies

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The horse will bring you home safely even when you're piss-drunk and asleep. Try the same with a car. It doesn't even remember where you live. Cars are dumb.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >horse: poops on your lawn
        >wife: tries to suck horse cock
        >car: does not poop
        >wife: does not try to suck car's cock
        >horse: 1 horsepower
        >car: 100 horsepower, more if you want

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >wife: tries to suck horse cock
          Have you considered getting a new wife that can control herself?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >wife that can control herself?
            such a creature does not exist. there's a reason in islam the woman is not allowed to leave the house unaccompanied, because she will try to suck the first cock she sees. it is her female instinct. as true as little kids wanna play, femoidss wanna succ

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I think the desire to suck horse cock is your wife's problem. Not all women go around sucking horse cocks.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Not all women go around sucking horse cocks.
                that's only because their husbands are too poor to afford a horse

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Keep your horse out of my wife's mouth!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >le life is the video game channel

    I tried to enjoy it but he is reddit incarnate.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They could redesign car parking towers into stables. Livery charges instead of parking meters. Only wagons in the carpool lane.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You could hitch one to almost anything and doesn't require gas. Gets a B for convenience. An A if they weren't so skiddish. Might end up having a really bad time in a Metro area.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Can't we design an animal that shits less or not smell using Science?!

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they already do it for cows and pigs to reduce methane output

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanting to see this for years. Praying to the meme gods.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You have to make sure it doesn’t shit on the street, and you’ll be carrying that shit bucket through the rest of town while smelling like shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      can't we put a shit bag over the horses back to collect shit and them throw the entire thing by the end of the day into trash?

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Poop

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh sweatie horses output methane which is an extremely potent greenhouse gas so we have to kill all the horses. Also they poo all over the street and only immigrants are allowed to do that

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Already workin on it.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ilegal because they poo in the streets yet poos are not illegal, its all nonsense

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can't we like pay the city to clean shits from the streets?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        With the modern traffic densities, it wouldn't be pretty, even with cleaners on stand-by on every corner.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like this would create millions of new jobs!

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are fucking dumb. They have blinders because they get spooked easily. They even get spooked by stuff that's smaller than them like mice. Also they shit a lot and they smell bad.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why not use other animals like liamas?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      post hand

      10 bucks you're a nagger or low test beta male

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Look up what NY cities ended up like with millions of tons of horse crap filling the streets pre automobile.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why not use horse crap as fertilizer?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      hate to brake this to you but
      NY streets are just as filled with poop, both human and animal, today
      not even New Delhi can compete

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The street of NYC have always been filled with poop. Always.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Horses ARE overpowered, so I cut mine open and put a smaller engine in it that I got from a dog.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting a perfectly fine dog drive on a horse
      That's why nobody loves you.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Every now and then I see people riding horses with a carriage. Looks kino.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    All local businesses even McDonald's have hitching posts in my town

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have Banjo virtuoso contests during the yearly farmers market?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Farmers market is every week, dumbass.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          twice where i live.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I have been to a farmers market in your country. Also a nude beach, and watched a black and white porno being broadcast on regular TV? Interesting place.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >black and white porno being broadcast
              you saw a screenshot on here didn't you?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO no this was in 1995. I was staying in the town of Ede for a couple weeks, it was my first time outside of the US very eye opening experience.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Private TV was a relatively new phenomenon back then, many things were unregulated until the stations tested and pushed the limits. Things like soft porn after nine or ten in the evening was okay and normal. People weren't as prudish and political as they are nowadays. 2020's nude beaches are full of fat old homosexuals looking for quick sex and incel losers looking for creepshots. It's not the same anymore. I wouldn't take my wife and kids there nowadays. Too many sex- and porn-addicted perverts, barely any normal families.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Checked and very interesting. I just remember a scene with the girl getting railed from behind while firing a gun. Had fun in Germany on that trip as well.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How the fuck are horses illegal in most cities?

    Because all throughout of history horses represented freedom. Owning a horse meant you're a free man, because you could go to places on your own and you could ride into battle on your steed, things that a slave or a serf could never do. Since modern day cities are nothing more than open air prisons where the servant class lives to please their overlords, bringing in the symbol of freedom is a big no-no, because you cannot allow the drones to develop ideas of freedom.
    >but muh cars
    Your car runs on gas which the state provides. Without gas, your car goes nowhere and I doubt you own an oil refinery. Horses on the other hand require only some land they can graze on and they're happy to bring you wherever you want to go. The sate can ban gas or in our case they can ration it, thereby limiting your mobility greatly, but they can't ban grass and hay.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Horses can also easily cross the type of terrain that a dirt bike or offroad vehicle would have trouble with due to having legs

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >How the fuck are horses illegal in most cities?
    They poop.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >On my bike
    >Try to go around a slow moving horse
    >He kicks me in the head
    >On the ground i slowly regain my consciousness
    >Horse master tells me i spooked his horse
    >Clearly my fault i apologize
    >Still a little woozy, bleeding from the ears
    >Better push my bike
    >Step into horse poop immediately
    >I just want to get home and take a cold shower
    >T-t-take t-that Putin

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You should've got a horse

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I also miss times where we rode these noble animals and bonded with them but let's be real, horses are infinitely inferior to modern cars.
    Even if a horse can run up to 70km/h, it can only do so for a couple minutes at most.
    At walking speed they can keep moving for longer and also carry heavy loads, but they can only travel about 80km in a day.
    Meaning if you had to travel 560km, it would take a whole week on horseback, and that's without pulling a cart. A car on the highway does that distance in roughly 6 hours.

    It just doesn't work out for the economy as it is nowadays.
    And while I would gladly burn down every city so we could go back to a more peaceful, pastoral living, too many people nowadays simply want cheap foods and goods, for which cars are essential.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Velomobiles can go 70km/h and they are human powered.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Those are actually pretty cool, never heard of them before.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The safety and reliability scores probably don't look very good. At 70 km/h you better wear at least a helmet. Even if it's only to shield your eyes and mouth against insects.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Install a proper windshield?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >seas of phallic objects at rush hour

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          They cost as much as a car because they are all custom made. They don't want you to have velomobiles.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure there will be a market for genetically engineered high-performance travel horses.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just use a species that shits less?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          How many of them to carry a "curvy" American?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          elderly fat white women don't shit less, i've seen German porn that proves this

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They poop a lot

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They shit soooo much

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They produce organic fertilizer for free. Every household with a backyard garden or a potato box should have one.

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