OH NO NO NO

NO NO NO OHHH NO HAHAHA

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any sort of height requirements for min or max in our military? Only thing I've heard is that they prefer Seals to be under 6', usually much shorter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4’10” to 6’8” but of course jobs like jet pilot have their own requirements. Also there are waivers to get in on normally disqualifying stuff idk if height is one of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the min is 4'7, i dont know why they are acting like this is some kind of record. Theres probably been 1000 4'7 puerto ricans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lie, you're thinking of pilots and tankers because they don't fit in the cockpits. SWAT and SF types are typically over 6' and here's the secret, they're always roided. You can't be strong over 6' without roids. When you get a natty under 6' lacking enough brain cells that actually wants to do SWAT/SF, they can make it but they're competing against the short dwarfmode guys who roid and are just a ball of muscle. Average height guys are typically the best in terms of natural strength potential, but a raided out taller guy gets that athlete tier performance capability so long as he stays on roids. He's basically a giant guy with average/short guy strength potential.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be manlet
    >try to compensate by joining marines
    >they make an article about you and publish it everywhere
    Still taller than average Chinese soldier

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think he did that because he likes it while in reality he did that because someone dared him or he is getting punished. The military is just a frat party 24/7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that's called the navy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frats are for fags. walk around a college town and half the fraternities will have a pride flag

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'd be good for stealth missions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’ll be going into tunnels like they did in Nam

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’ll be a double recipient of the medal of honour, one MoH is just too short

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, the military is really getting desperate for recruits...

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller hitbox

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      smaller target, the wars of the 20th century. Decimated all the healthy strong and especially Tall Europe blood lines

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >America
    >becoming uglier shorter darker
    >mystery meat puppet mutts
    Dios mio...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jnaj

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets! You, too, can be an American hero! Uncle Samantha wants you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uncle samantha
      heh

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Marines are now ignoring the “no Oddjob” rule

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forget if it was LotR movies or the Hobbit movies, but someone said they'll never go on a journey without a hobbit, so maybe this guy can become an elite saboteur who sneaks into small spaces or something.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually pretty smart. he'd be like those landmine dogs the soviets tried sneaking under the panzers at kursk.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Respect to him, but he’s 60 years too late, sadly. Fucker would have been the most respected soldier in his region of Vietnam if he was serving back then. Would have made one hell of a tunnel rat, he would have been smaller than the asiatics themselves

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That dwarfs all prior reductions of standards.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's legally a midget

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