Oh look Punk ruins something else.

Oh look Punk ruins something else.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He also ruined the KSE song I used to like when he used it as an entrance theme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate when wrestlers use songs I like. Whenever you just want to listen to the song, everyone looks at you like you're a mark

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it makes you feel any better, Randy Orton brought that song to WWE, Vince’s attention, and they didn’t think it suited him. So they stuck him with
        >Hey, IM SO FRICKING GAY
        and gave punk the killswitch song.
        Based Randy with godtier workout playlists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kse went downhill after that album

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on the muffin thing please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He gave the bakery a shoutout during the media scrum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      During his rant CM Punk randomly gave a shout-out to the bakery of the muffins he was eating

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least they're review bombing with five star reviews.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had this fricking thread already. Kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was watching football all day not on here homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the thread you're gonna use to shoot on this board's redundancy? not any of the rape threads, classic beauty threads, or tweet screenshot threads?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, what does sharing a bank account with your mother have to do with anything and why does it trigger Phil so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think hes jealous colt has a relationship with his mom and Punk doesnt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Phil’s mom never loved him

        He was using it as a way to knock him for being dependent on his mother, when really it just shows how much Colt cares about her.
        That probably triggers Punk because he hates his own mother with a passion.

        It was meant to be an insult like "Oh he still lives with his parents" but it's not an insulting to help your loving parents out which Phil didn't have

        To be fair. If your kid was punk, you would treat him like shit too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe more in nurture than nature. Maybe if his mom wasn't such a c**t, she wouldn't have raised a c**t kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phil’s mom never loved him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was using it as a way to knock him for being dependent on his mother, when really it just shows how much Colt cares about her.
      That probably triggers Punk because he hates his own mother with a passion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a rich kid and his parents have probably have frick you money. I actually think it was a low key dig at TK.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's implying that Colt's hiding money. He dropped the lawsuit because Colt's mom would be liable to get bankrupted from the lawsuit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like something he said for us to look down on Colt, like calling someone poor and fat. But it didn't come off as bad as Punk probably wanted it to be now we know Colt is supporting his mom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. People share accounts with their elderly parents so they can enjoy their golden years. It used to be considered a working class dream that your child would do well enough they could pay for your retirement while living their own lives.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was meant to be an insult like "Oh he still lives with his parents" but it's not an insulting to help your loving parents out which Phil didn't have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite sues you
      >Countersue
      >Find out hes hiding his money via his senior mothers account
      >"OY VEY DROP THE LAWSUIT, MY POOR MUDDA"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They’re both israelites and colt was helping his old mom out you moron lol. You can’t hide money in a bank account with your name on it dumbass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They’re both israelites and colt was helping his old mom out you moron lol.
          >t.colt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Punk was trying to accuse Colt of stealing money from him by hiding it in a bank account under his mother.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 star reviews
    >ruined
    If you're gonna ruin something, do it right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why run down a business that did nothing wrong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To spite Punk and get him sued

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't do that though, because the people are shitting on him. It would be blatantly obvious that he had nothing to do with it. Your logic doesn't work anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Besides, if you give it a 1 star rating, when it's obvious you just posted to troll phil, then your review is going to get taken down.
          If you give it a 5 star review, when it's obvious that it's a troll, they'll be much more likely to allow the review to stay up, because it boosts their overall rating, regardless. It's smart trolling.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY SCIENCE A CASHLESS BAKERY?! THIS IS EVERYTHING! I HOPE THEY SERVE ONIONS LATTES

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >punk ruins it
    >not the rabid, autistic c**ts who reviewed it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins it

    It's an overpriced hipster bakery that doesn't accept cash. Frick them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that doesn't accept cash.
      I don't think that's legal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know the plan to move away to 100 percent digital currency
        anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Private business can make any rules they want regarding payment. They can decline all cash, cards, and only sell their cupcakes in exchange for Muppet Pogs if they want to.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That Maki Itoh one

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I can have sex with Punk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I want Phil in me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          drop dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        drop dead

        >homophobia
        Gentlemen...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >transphobia
          IT'S MA'AM

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh look Punk ruins something else.

    It's not CM Punk's responsibility to hold the leash on these manchildren who are butthurt because MY FAKE FIGHTER ISN'T SCRIPTED TO WIN THE FAKE FIGHT AGAINST MY FAVORITE FAKE FIGHTER WHO DESERVES IT

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Punk is a trash human

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright which one of you is this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based reviewer ACKNOWLEDGING his locker room leader.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least we know now without a shadow of a doubt who's side reddit is on.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it seem the entire smark internet turned on punk? They were fricking chanting his fricking name for months now like a flip of a switch it's like it's 5 years ago, it's after his UFC match and everyone is shitting on him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Punk under-delivered and over-promised. Even die-hards can now see that the only feud from Punks return to AEW worth watching was because MJF carried him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entire Internet is npcs, every site is built to make it that way, reddit and twitter especially encourage it, so who ever sets the narrative (in wrestling that's the Observer) controls everything. You see people try and do it on here, endless repetitive threads shitting on Punk to create a board narrative, spamming responses to anyone who disagrees so those people stop bothering or step away from the board.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man none of these are funny, yet somehow people in this thread are pretending they are. is it reddit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at them all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's reddit.
      Words. Words. Words. No actual jokes or kwabbings.
      You can smell the seethe from each one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow these aren't fricking funny at all.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Bucks wrote all of these.

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