Objects in my apartment seems to disappear. I don't have any logical explanations for this phenomena. Wtf is going on? I have cleaned the whole apartment but still i cant find those lost items.
Objects in my apartment seems to disappear. I don't have any logical explanations for this phenomena.
What sort of things have you lost?
Some kitchen equipment. i would never take those items out of my apartment because why would i? I'm questioning my sanity right now.
Gnomes.
You're fucked
I find that asking really nicely for my things back usually works. Sometimes they help me find things I missplaced myself too. When that happens, I try to leave something tasty offerings to them, usually sweets.
Respect the gnomes and they won't cause you too much trouble.
Let them cook
I’m convinced gnomes were fucking with me when I was tripping sack off mushrooms alone in the woods. Started to spiral hard and all I wanted was a smoke, go to where all my stuff was and they were gone. No explanation, went and searched the whole place after and never found them
Probably just the effect Mercury retrograde.
It brings temporary bad luck.
People forget & lose stuff.
Do a lot of careless mistakes.
Travel chaos & delays
>Traffic jams & accidents Public transport chaos, traffic accidents, Being Late for work/school, etc
Electronics, machines, IT & communication systems malfunction.
"Funny" Misunderstandings.
etc.
Etc. All areas ruled by the God Hermes/Mercury
>Mind and Magick: Working With Mercury Retrograde
>Foolish Fish: A Mercury Retrograde Nightmare
>Mercury Retrograde and What it Means in Astrology
For example: My earphone broke.
I lost my Insulated thermal bottle.
I was often late to college classes almost every day even when I got out of bed early, because unforeseen events often disrupted my routine.
When Mercury retrograde ends the temporary chaos often ceases.
Order emerge from the Chaos.
And everything goes back to neat, orderly and predictable again.
Until the next Mercury retrograde when the chaos restarts again.
Magick Banishing Rituals as LBRP can reduce the pain & harmful effect of the annoying Mercury retrograde.
But sometimes its unavoidable and you can only cope & seethe (sneed's seed and feed)
Is shit like this for real? Or are these just trolls I don't understand. Fuck off back to facebook, homosexual.
Anyway
That does sound fucking weird though. I'd think I were going insane too but it sounds like someone you know could have taken shit like that. I've had friends steal weird shit like that from me before because, they're retarded, and lazy for some reason don't want to buy it themselves.
I wanna do that.
>I'd think I were going insane too but it sounds like someone you know could have taken shit like that
But i don't have any friends who have visited here. Only maintenance guys come here to check things now and then but only when i'm around. And they will always send an early letter before they come here. It is possible though that they have been here when i'm not. But why on earth would they steal a pot lid and a cheese slicer?
>cheese slicer
Gnomes are fond of cheese.
Do you realize that planetary retrogrades are an optical illusion? Your type are usually pretty foolish. You tend to believe optical illusions make you tell at waiters and whatnot.
Please change.
>optical illusion
Absolute speed does not change.
But relative speed in relation to earth changes.
>illusion
In sky the planet will move visibly backwards.
It has an observable effect.
> It observably moves backwards
Yes, that's an optical illusion, it's not really moving backwards. See, I knew you didn't know that. But you know so much, right?
fell through the floor. if you live in an apartment building might be in the unit of someone below you.
It's not odd unless you believe that stuff can't simply vanish. Perhaps this is a soft wake up from your helpers or some spirits having fun with you.
Go back to facebook already no more loitering
What triggered you normie?
no just sick of facebook crystalhomosexualry popping up on a chan board of all places
>spirits do stuff, it can be helpful or fuckery
How is that homosexualry of any kind?
what spirits. What even is this shit. Can you even put it into a general. have you homosexuals even heard of a general. There's nothing but this crystal shit littering the whole god damn board. /x/ has been fucking dead and now it's the schizo board. It sucks. I'll never get used to it. If you were to put this shit into a general what would you call it. Can you? Or you can't because you're all following like 1000 different fucking grifts that they don't even match up enough for you to have a single cohesive conversation. Go to your fucking facebook groups
The era of green texts ended several years ago, we do stuff now. Do you even meditate?
I think you should ask for an occult board or find a chan site that has one. Or make a general and start using the site correctly you illiterate ape. several years ago matches up on the timeline. stop loitering schwarzer
damn bro u sound like u need some amythist
Xb
Srry I gaves it all to ur mums
His picture is better than 90% of what gets posted
Something weird happened to me in my apartment. I buy shower gel that has a screw on cap, bought a new bottle at the beginning of April. I had some left on a shelf next to the shower, put the new bottle down on one of the corners of my bathtub and didn't touch it again.
After a week or so, I ran out of shower gel, went to pick up the new bottle and for some reason the cap was off and it was laying next to the bottle, but somehow no water got in the bottle after showering every day, like the cap just fell off recently.
It's a very small thing but I can't find any reasonable explanation for it. I had other weird stuff happening, like leaving empty glass bottles in the kitchen and hearing in the middle of the night like if someone was tapping on them.with their fingers. Get up to check, the noise stops, go back to bed, it starts again shortly after.
>I can't find any reasonable explanation
Try accepting the "unreasonable" explanations as reasonable.
Like what? That I took off the cap for no reason and forgot about it? That's worse because it means I'm going insane. What explanation is there for the bottles making noise in the middle of the night?