HOW DO I DO IT?
Assassination contracts on bouncers
Turn yourself into a pickle and hid an a paying attendee's ass
make and laminate a company ID.
buy a bluish jumpsuit and hat with logo
walk around with a ladder.
i was thinking something like this
walking around with a bag of mcdonalds or something pretending to make a delivery
or applying for a press pass and just impersonating some shitty crypto blogger
should i just steal valor and demand entry as a thanks for my service?
grab a mop and bucket from the janitor closet.
tell them someone shat themselves.
This guy gets it. Put on a toolbelt, carry yourself like you're supposed to be there and people will rarely if ever challenge you.
Just speaking from experience as a contractor, don't hesitate or stop to talk to peons who give you an odd glance. They know their minimum wage isn't worth getting into some altercation, they also know on a subconscious level they aren't privvy to the ins and outs of a function/location. Have some backup quip like "I'm a vendor here working on the fire alarm" or something for the extra nosey plebs.
You can literally go anywhere you want, so long as you look the part.
You sound like Ricky from trailer park boys
"Sergey could be here" he thought, "I've never been to smartcon before. Sergey could be anywhere." The toolbelt felt tight around his waist. "I LOVE CHAINLINK" he thought. with a toolbelt you can go anywhere you want. An audiobook of the chainlink whitepaper reverberated through all of the tools hanging from his waist. "With a toolbelt, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself out loud
You gotta go down on your knees and earn your entrance fee the old fashioned way
go buy some fast food.
tell them your from grubhub.
Wear a neon vest and carry a ladder
Register website www.goldmansags.com
Use an email address from your newly acquired domain.
Tell them you need 2 tickets asap because your looking to onboard 2 enterprise customers on blockchain.
do this but with two obese dudes and a blue flannel instead of a trench coat
start shooting and when everyone is running, sneak in.
when they start up again, you'll already be inside.
tell them youre a mod or janny for preddit or LULZ
youre gonna have to dress up as a dickless tranny for this one.
cover yourself with literal shit, walk right in.
no one is going to risk touching you out of fear of getting literal shit on themselves.
just try to walk right on in.
if they stop you, insinuate that they wont let you in because your black or a tranny or both.
cause a huge scene.
make a contraption in a box that will expel smoke.
"accidentally" trip and expel the smoke.
immediately look around and go like "OH SHIT RUN RUN RUN!"
as the security runs, walk right on in, or run in as if you were seeking safety.
Disguise yourself as Sirgay
just show up. they will need bodies to fill the space otherwise it will look completely empty. they will let you in free
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