Now that the queen is dead, it's time to divide up the UK entirely.

Now that the queen is dead, it's time to divide up the UK entirely. For the benefit of its inhabitants and the world.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it all to black homies for reparations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have Sheeeeeitland.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Jamal

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rightful Indian clay.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >independent Shetland
    >independent Orkney
    Frick it, why not independent Tristan Da Cunha and independent British Antarctic Territory too?

    This is what too much althis does to a mf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that will ever happen is N Ireland and Scotland leaving. Everything else on this map is a safe meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Northern Ireland will at best rejoin Ireland, it won't become independent. And even then I give that like a 20% chance, Ulster nationalists are a terrifying breed and I take it they'd rather die than immigrate back to Britain, even if the Irish Catholics are outbreeding them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By N Ireland leaving, that’s what I meant. That they rejoin Ireland. Idk if it will ever actually happen because I don’t know the people there. I always read things from Irish anons saying demographics will secure it joining the rest of Ireland one day, but those might be cope posts. Judging by the history of ulster though, I agree with you that they’ll hang on to the bloody end.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there really that much difference between Northumbria, Cornwall, and England?
    I can definitely see an independent Wales and Scotland though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Cornwall, not really despite the LARP. Maybe a few generations ago but nowadays most of the people who live there are literally just people who moved in the last 20 years because of property prices in the south east.

      "Northumbria" has always been separated politcally with the south of England, and the north-south divide has managed to create a sense of pan-northern identity alongside the existence of regional cultures. That said, the people don't have a distinct identity in their heads in the same way that the Welsh and Scottish do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does Northumbria have a language? Wales and Scotland do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dialect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It used to have Cambric, which was basically a far northern dialect of Welsh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there really that much difference between Northumbria, Cornwall, and England?
      No.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be indepedent
    if borders are to change, it's going to be more of Ireland being consumed by the UK
    cope, seethe, dilate, etc

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Northumbria really have an independence movement that'd want this? And half of these states would immediately vie for reunification when they realize that independence means far lower standards of living.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Northumbria really have an independence movement that'd want this?
      Only if they get Eric Bloodaxe back, that guy was a legend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does Northumbria have a language? Wales and Scotland do.

        Does Northumbria really have an independence movement that'd want this? And half of these states would immediately vie for reunification when they realize that independence means far lower standards of living.

        Is there really that much difference between Northumbria, Cornwall, and England?
        I can definitely see an independent Wales and Scotland though.

        I am from Northumberland and I can confidently say that the main difference between us and the rest of the UK is that we actually have standards, our education system is decent and the we take good care of our environment. Also there are almost no ethnic minorities (I wonder why we have less violent crime and communities that can actually rely on each other). I will only support Northumbrian independence if it’s just the county of Northumberland as social democracy will fail almost instantly if we tried to implement it and we’d have to be national liberals or better yet distributists.

        Saying a man from Yorkshire is a Northumbrian is a lie. I’m not very fond of the rest of this country. Durham gets a pass for being epic. Cumbria is just Northumbrian clay that’s been seized. Take it back.

        Any larper that tries to tell you we’re Scottish or pagan is a liar. This county is very Christian by British standards (I can openly say I disagree with homosexuality and not be threatened with someone calling the police, as they’re reasonable and know that the law doesn’t actually ban this). Small pipes are not bagpipes anyone who disagrees is a philistine. Northumbrians are not pagan actual pagans would get dodgy glances at best and bullied at worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying a man from Yorkshire is a Northumbrian is a lie
          correct, frick off bernicia scum, deira 4eva

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll remember that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The whole north will be independent together but split by historic counties in a medieval Swiss-like confederation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're rambling

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >“There will be a new reign for the English land and a choice will be, when, suddenly, death will come to strike those who have in hand the helm of this kingdom. For this land, it will become very hard and it will be divided into four parts, because their wills will not be in agreement. The choice of Catholics will be rejected." (August 25, 1882)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RETVRN

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    England is too big, must be splitted more, so it would be easier for reformed EU to take over it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only acceptable if the sons of Mercia are liberated from s*uthron opression.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Northumbria
    It's called Cumbria. Get your Germanic ass back over the channel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no more brother wars

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NorthumberBlack folk getting all that land.
    No.

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