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Now that pretty much everywhere summer is coming into full effect, I’m once again wondering how to dress like Tony Soprano.
Now that pretty much everywhere summer is coming into full effect, I’m once again wondering how to dress like Tony Soprano.
Always admired his style, and I feel like it’s excellent for the warmer weather.
Any suggestions on brand/sites to use when looking for clothes? Particularly some that are a bit cheaper? I’m not poor but I’d prefer to save money.
example 1
>old
>chubby
>hairy
>balding
it doesn’t make sense
why does he get me hard on???
it is normal to emulate alphas
you might be what they call a home of sexual
alpha male
The mens section in sears.
you stupid
How. That is literally how tony dresses
they closed
anon you are not wrong that Tony probably canonically shopped at Sears and similar stores.
However, you must consider the absolute drop off a cliff that retailers like Sears have experienced in the quality of their clothing over the last 30 years. If you are looking for the same aesthetic and materials that Tony wore back then, you will need to shop upmarket. Sears may recycle the same look, but all their shit is polyester and made in China nowadays.
Thanks for the advice. I’m always checking goodwill (grailed and poshmark) and the like but never have any luck. I was hoping someone would know some modern brands that won’t break the bank.
He’s got great energy, I agree.
OP has a better chance of living near an NFL stadium than a Sears. Try Kohls instead.
Literally go to sears
Probably the most alpha thing about Tony’s looks is that he didn’t give a heck that his hair was thinning.
He didn’t just shave it off like betas like to do to try to hide the fact that they’re balding.
it work on him because he was massive with a big frame
i see people saying this all the time but the guy was hardly a giant, only 6 feet tall and didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
>didnt have the makings of a varsity athlete
kek
if you are over 30 and tall and have a good face like he did, shaving your hair will make you look worse, a full shaved head and beard actually looks bad on a lot of guys
Balding is kinda a vibe damn
>Balding is kinda a vibe damn
I know that almost all the pants he wore in the show were wool slacks by Zanella, you want them cheap you can find them for very little at thrift stores. In general his wardrobe was pretty pricey and a lot of the sweaters and pattern shirts he wore are relatively difficult to come by especially nowadays.
lol this fatheck
for me it’s ralphie core
you really said to yourself "yeah heck dressing like the top earner who throughout the show commands the most respect, i wanna dress like the bald gay who got pegged by a wine aunt"
ralphie was the top earner dumbass
>commands the most respect
only because of his position otherwise he was making stupid decisions left and right must be low t in his body from all the fat
talking about low t when ralphie LITERALLY TOOK IT UP THE ASS you psycho
from a woman he takes from them whatever he wants whereas you’d be ashamed to ask for something like that
yeah because a man should not be asking a woman to heck him in the ass you closeted queer. it’s unnatural.
how do you know it’s unnatural
BECAUSE MEN DO THE heckING NOT THE WOMEN YOU IDIOT
so Sers is off limits, where to get Tony drip on EU ?
at home tony soprano
the way he hold SpongeBob’s nose is reminiscent of how a homosexual holds a man’s penis prior to a blowjob
You would know
How do you know?
heck you for giving me an erection to the image of tony fellating spongebob’s nose
t. Freud
hot
Why do you care, Dr.Melfi.
Would love Tony’s bracelet look but in silver
Based ugly fat bastard core
What does Tony Soprano mean to americans? I’ve seen he seems to captivate the imagination of a subset of the population in a very mysterious way, even to them. Any explanations?
A soprano is a singer and a singer is someone who squeals and a squealer is a pig and pigs are fat and so are italians