>that mulattoe teenager who thinks a car is going to get him the white pussy of his dreams
FR FR NO CAP ON GOD *instinctively twerks to a tik tok video of BBC*
Actually, you should take toyota out of this. Very reliable, great bang for your buck. Would 10000% not rule out a guy for owning one. Subaru as well, great car for outdoorsing around.
t. femanon no I will not show bob or vagene, I am also not that argentinanon from a few days ago.
Looks like a complete and total rip off of Rolls Royce tbh. Commies cant innovate and make their own unique shit...they always steal ideas.
You need yourself a fully loaded, bullet proof, gas guzzling Chevy Suburban. >Tons of room >Comfort >Towing capabilities >Sit high for good traffic view >Safe if hit >Safe if shot >Looks good
The broke single moms at my work always compliment and want rides from my Ford escape. Can vouch if you drive a little asian or euro cuckmobile youre not gonna get laid
Thanks but you're clearly a third worlder who doesn't know shit about shit. You think roasties are gonna pass up someone in a GTR because it's a fucking Nissan, or that we're over here picking up bitches in our Isuzu box trucks?
Honda civivc 2017 here.
I'm not an insecure manlet or a sportsball athlete (spook) so trying to desperately impress others with a flex car isn't my thing. At the end of the day it's a box on wheels to get you where you need to be.
Also I'm not a burger so i don't spend half my day in my car.
I’ve fucked wet pussy in the back of my grandmas and stepdads Subarus. I just had to unzip my khaki shorts, slip off my new balance shoes and go in raw.
Women don't know what any of that shit is. They know practically nothing about anything to do with cars or any other machine. Having cool cars will get you more guys hitting on you than women.
The harder you try to get pussy, the less women will like you. Just be yourself, unless you're a loser autist. Then pretend to be a normal guy who is being themselves. I got pussy all weekend without even having a car, just bumming rides and Ubering around while on vacation. It's not that hard.
Ah yes, my favorite car brand, the Hayabusa
Imagine being so ugly and boring that the only way you can attract pussy is overpaying for a peice of shit vehicle.
trips of truth
I drive a 2004 honda civic that I got from when we put my grandma in the home and only now does it have 70k miles
Poor.
>that mulattoe teenager who thinks a car is going to get him the white pussy of his dreams
FR FR NO CAP ON GOD *instinctively twerks to a tik tok video of BBC*
I don't need to imagine, I live it
Mitsubishi evo and Subaru wrx are panty droppers. Da hell you talkin bout boi?
mitsubishi
Pretty sure 99% of women would think Lexus LC500 is a Ferrari or a Lambo
women suck at pattern recognition
a $50k red corvette is enough to get matches on dating apps
Actually, you should take toyota out of this. Very reliable, great bang for your buck. Would 10000% not rule out a guy for owning one. Subaru as well, great car for outdoorsing around.
t. femanon no I will not show bob or vagene, I am also not that argentinanon from a few days ago.
show ankle. that's how you can tell troons apart from foids.
Fuck your disclaimer for all I know you’re just Lynn.
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT.
True, my fiance literally told me that she loved my '04 4runner so much that it helped me during our first date
>argentinanon
damn i really missed out, also if not larping i drive a 2014 mazda 3, how bad is this?
My uncle was trains, trains is tough job.
>an expensive car will replace my shitty personality
>He does not know about the Russian presidential car, the Aurus Senat Limousine
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Looks like a complete and total rip off of Rolls Royce tbh. Commies cant innovate and make their own unique shit...they always steal ideas.
You need yourself a fully loaded, bullet proof, gas guzzling Chevy Suburban.
>Tons of room
>Comfort
>Towing capabilities
>Sit high for good traffic view
>Safe if hit
>Safe if shot
>Looks good
The broke single moms at my work always compliment and want rides from my Ford escape. Can vouch if you drive a little asian or euro cuckmobile youre not gonna get laid
I smell a butthurt muscle car fag.
I drive a batavus, do I pass?
200k a year
>Honda Civic
>Volvo is so alpha the symbol is literally that of the God MARS and male fertility
Women love the Swedish blond baby-making machine
I only got good pussy in my POS beater cars, and never in my mercedes
Same here. A 2004 Prius got me more pussy than a bmw
Lexus and highend toyota used to be peak luxury. What happend?
Thanks but you're clearly a third worlder who doesn't know shit about shit. You think roasties are gonna pass up someone in a GTR because it's a fucking Nissan, or that we're over here picking up bitches in our Isuzu box trucks?
You only need one car to pick up hot sexy women and it's picrel. Let me know if you want more tips.
Honda civivc 2017 here.
I'm not an insecure manlet or a sportsball athlete (spook) so trying to desperately impress others with a flex car isn't my thing. At the end of the day it's a box on wheels to get you where you need to be.
Also I'm not a burger so i don't spend half my day in my car.
sorry goy, I don't need to pay off a 20% loan on a german shitbox to go between waging and eating fast food.
What about Lexus?
I’ve fucked wet pussy in the back of my grandmas and stepdads Subarus. I just had to unzip my khaki shorts, slip off my new balance shoes and go in raw.
My shitbox dried up some, but that is a feature not a bug.
I drive a WRX that objectively has increased my rate of getting pussy
>drive nissan pickup
>chinese gf licks my asshole on command
Huh
Uh what the fuck is this? I don't think I've ever seen someone driving one of these
Needing a fancy car to score screams beta bux. When you're hot you can show up to her place on the bus.
Hello sirs is my Mahindra a guarantee for plenty of vagene?
Women don't know what any of that shit is. They know practically nothing about anything to do with cars or any other machine. Having cool cars will get you more guys hitting on you than women.
The harder you try to get pussy, the less women will like you. Just be yourself, unless you're a loser autist. Then pretend to be a normal guy who is being themselves. I got pussy all weekend without even having a car, just bumming rides and Ubering around while on vacation. It's not that hard.
You’re a moron and I don’t want a dumb bitch slut that actually cares that much about it.
nice try, still buying a mazda though
Not true. I have a Mitsubishi and my wife has sex with me last month
>retard money just puts in Lexus because he hates japan
Kek
You will never own one anyway poorfag.
Mitsubishi would be good if they still made good cars and not dumbass SUVs
Imagine being American
>Nothing dries a women’s “pussy” faster then the burp of an american accent
If true, then not a single one of those companies would be able to stay in business.
‘99 Saturn Bros, we can’t stop winning
I got Mitsubishi Lancer EVO IX
Am i gonna make it, bros?
no, they're uncool tryhard cars. you might pull a spic though, if she's into fast&furious
wrong, a clean new japanese car will get pussy so wet