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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good chevy

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really people in this world who think they're this important?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They're called women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both are buttholes.

      • 1 year ago
        greased geese

        they should frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      found out recently my roommate does this with his vw suv

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    real recognizes real

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get why the merc owner is doing that but I just park far from the entrance all by my lonesome if i dont want my nice car dented. You're inviting low iq knuckle daggers to do this kind of shit when you take multiple spots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >valuing something I worked hard to get is being a woman
        If you say so

        even that doesnt work, my parents restored their old 66 plymouth fury a few years ago and parked at the back of a parking lot just to have some moron with a big truck park next to them and smash his door into theirs.
        The lesson I learned was dont buy or have anything nice and plan to use it.

        Sometimes it can't be avoided

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post your car, scrub. I'd make sure I'd scratch ur pos with my door too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Someone just put a deposit down on it and I'll likely be picking up an old mercedes myself soon. Your turn I guess?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ahhh, so you don't have a nice car. Figured as much

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's in good condition and I care about it. That's all that's required. Where's your car btw?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It not even as nice as the garbage granny car in OP pic. You're not special and stop pretending you are. People will park next to you and you'll do nothing about it.
            Keep seething, scrub.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You're not special and stop pretending you are
            I'm not? I just don't want my car dented lol this isn't hard to understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >turbo cope
            Bru, you posted cringe. I park super close to "nice" cars on purpose because I know it triggers autism.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You haven't even posted a car yet lol
            Lmao even

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cry more lil lady. Ur car is ugly and gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >said the no car

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post car

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Only after you post something nice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >keeps refusing to post a car (because she doesn't have one)
            pottery

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you drive your mom's old Corolla though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >be me
            >buy 80’s Dodge truck out west
            >bring it back to rustbelt state
            >park it in Meijer lot
            >way out in BFE
            >butthole in hoop d dodge magnum
            >parks right next to me
            >filthy Black person
            >have a bottle of water
            >dump water in his gas tank and leave
            >not my problem

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Some people weren’t taught to respect other people’s property. I don’t touch your shit box, don’t touch mine. This is an incredibly difficult concept for them to grasp and it’s best to catch them in the act to get your point across. This isn’t about being autistic, this is more about not being a piece of shit acting out like a child

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            These parking lot pics always miss the greater context. Does the lot have plenty of space and this car is in the far corner? Judging from behind, probably.

            Rad t bird. I'm glad that my black S500 w140 posting may have contributed to you considering a M119. I'm buying another one in dark green over tan.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nta. Your W140 posting made me want to get a W140 for awhile. And then I got to drive a W220 for extended periods of time and fell in love with it. Sorry for letting you down.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. Havent driven a W220, only rode in back, but I bet it's nice too

          • 1 year ago
            s10fag

            Ahhh, so you don't have a nice car. Figured as much

            >turbo cope
            Bru, you posted cringe. I park super close to "nice" cars on purpose because I know it triggers autism.

            Cry more lil lady. Ur car is ugly and gay

            >cant find $1500 car gay still seething this long

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Look at this hot plate of Uncle Ben's Instant Cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, t-bird anon! And before that you had that Cressida. Is the Mercedes you’re going to get slower than that turbo i4? It sounds like your chasing fast luxury or something but I’m wondering if you’ll end up disappointed and will sell it only to buy another car and repeat the process.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            was it that slammed cressida?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes! And the nice SSR mk1 wheels. Beautiful car.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing you mentioned is fast

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Is the Mercedes you’re going to get slower than that turbo i4
            Yes. Tbird is pretty quick but i dont really care much for the speed, mostly the sound. Most of my friends have levvied similar concerns as you but truthfully I just don't enjoy driving the bird like I thought i would. Its fully built with a big turbo but its just kinda meh to me.
            V8 is the only pill I've yet to take and if I end up not liking it, oh well. It's going to a life long tbird enjoyer who will get a lot more use out of it than me.

            yes! And the nice SSR mk1 wheels. Beautiful car.

            was it that slammed cressida?

            Appreciated and yes. I sold it via ctg to an Ohio anon who still lurks occasionally, and is enjoying it very much

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >selling the cleanest cressida and turbo coupe you'll ever find
            anon why

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's a lot of things pictures can't translate. You think the cressida was clean because i made it that way, but it had a lot of problems. Tbird has different problems inherent to both the engine and chassis itself that can't be fixed, or just require shitloads of more money that I'm not really willing to spend.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t want you to be disappointed as before. You buy these cars and restore them as best you can spending lots of cash, but then you lose interest.
            I’m daily driving a 70s Datsun that I’ve restored to actual safely driveable condition and it’s got a 0-60 mph of 11 seconds but I love it and know almost everything about it.
            It sounds like you have a hole in your heart that these cars can’t fill.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It sounds like you have a hole in your heart that these cars can’t fill
            I won't even say you're wrong because I don't know that you are. What I do know is every time my friend with a cobra comes to visit I want to drive his car more than my own

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That car is ugly and slow

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ok

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Take the v8 pill, birdanon. Nothing like the rumble of a well built V8 you put together yourself. And if you don't like that, there's always straight 8s and V12's.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Might be an age thing but when I was 18 I would have loved a car like the bird. Im a little older now and my tastes have changed a lot as I've owned more stuff. Every time I hear a nice v8 cruise by I get a little envious (even if my car might be faster). Shit sounds like thunder, plus I won't need to downshift to make it up hills anymore lmao
            Pic semi related, just the nicer shitboxes I've owned

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            get yourself a 90s AMG with a v12

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. I'm aiming for the 32v m119 if anything. V12 is barely faster (only 0.1 sec to 60 in fact) and way more difficult/expensive to service. I also prefer the v8 sound

            It really isn't. Built 331 with ported GT40 heads, longtubes, and a fat carb. Dynoed at 430, I'm right on the edge of the block needing a brace. For as light as it is, it's pretty quick. Definitely quicker than your bus.
            [...]
            Pretty neat little collection you've got there. And yeah, there's just something about the smooth power delivery and the noise that I really love. It really is the perfect engine setup.

            I wouldn't mind a quick v8 either. If I go 32v cobra I'd naturally do cams/Bolton stuff but I probably wouldn't have an itch to mod a merc cuz there isn't really much to improve on. Maybe a manual swap if I get nutty since conversion kits exist

            Yeah. That's slow af, kiddo.
            A clapped out motorcycle will dust that garbage

            A bus is faster than walking

          • 1 year ago
            greased geese

            Ive got a 302 and a 200 and i take the 200 out more to thrash around with like less than half the hp.
            I sincerely beleive you will regret selling the tbird.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In my case the bird is actually the fastest car I've owned. I still find it kind of boring, partly because if I'm not in boost I'm just putting a 2.3 lima around. A lot of folks told me I'd regret selling the cressida too and I don't miss that car at all. I find my buddies 32v cobra to be a lot more fun despite being slower and having insanely long gears

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like you need a powerful v8. Just do it.
            It's what you're missing. But don't buy an old panther platform, older Mercedes, etc. and expect it to be quick like that Terminator. You need it to have been built to be fast, again like that Terminator.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Panthers can be hellcat fast with very little work.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You sound like you need a powerful v8
            Maybe I do. For the record I'm not looking at terminators. Those are 30-40k cars. I'm looking specifically at bubble cobras and v8s around 10k.
            Honestly having gone fast in the bird idk if going fast is really my thing. I just stress about what I'm going to break next that's going to cost me money, or parse an endless list of mods I could buy with no upper limit. If I get an r129 literally all I have to do is maintain it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Throw 10K at a panther. Built internals, pullied cobra blower, fueling upgrades to support. Easy 550 crank HP

          • 1 year ago
            greased geese

            what about a 460 4speed planted into a 1990 crown vic instead, that's what ive been eyeballing parts for lately

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >v8
            >still slow
            Lulz

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It really isn't. Built 331 with ported GT40 heads, longtubes, and a fat carb. Dynoed at 430, I'm right on the edge of the block needing a brace. For as light as it is, it's pretty quick. Definitely quicker than your bus.

            Might be an age thing but when I was 18 I would have loved a car like the bird. Im a little older now and my tastes have changed a lot as I've owned more stuff. Every time I hear a nice v8 cruise by I get a little envious (even if my car might be faster). Shit sounds like thunder, plus I won't need to downshift to make it up hills anymore lmao
            Pic semi related, just the nicer shitboxes I've owned

            Pretty neat little collection you've got there. And yeah, there's just something about the smooth power delivery and the noise that I really love. It really is the perfect engine setup.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. That's slow af, kiddo.
            A clapped out motorcycle will dust that garbage

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

            Nah. I'm aiming for the 32v m119 if anything. V12 is barely faster (only 0.1 sec to 60 in fact) and way more difficult/expensive to service. I also prefer the v8 sound
            [...]
            I wouldn't mind a quick v8 either. If I go 32v cobra I'd naturally do cams/Bolton stuff but I probably wouldn't have an itch to mod a merc cuz there isn't really much to improve on. Maybe a manual swap if I get nutty since conversion kits exist
            [...]
            A bus is faster than walking

            I'm personally a fan of big fat American V8's because of their stupid simplicity and ease of maintenence/ building. Since putting the engine kn my fox, I've driven it halfway across the country to a track day, beat the shit out of it, and drove it home. Or, you can go the other way and low strung cruiser V8's are equally fun like in pic related. I'm building a big slow E400 for my Edsel right now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Or, you can go the other way and low strung cruiser V8's are equally fun
            Kinda where I'm at with 32v cobra vs the r129. Both very different cars but both geared toward similar driving styles. It basically comes down to if I want a manual transmission or actual build quality. R129 looks like a supercar to me and has 3 top options, but rev matching a 32v is hard to beat.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Motorcycle squid
            Opinion discarded
            A 380HP V8 can run 10s flat in the 1/4 mile with the right transmission.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you must be 18 years of age to post here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I love foxbody mustangs!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how much anal clench when you do a pull

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He probably has the boss 302 block, its 2022 after all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lots. I know I need to put a brace on it. It spends more time on the track than the strip where romping on the power delivery is more gradual and I rarely do 100% pulls on the road.

            He probably has the boss 302 block, its 2022 after all

            I don't, it's a junkyard block lol. But it's one of the later 5.0's with the better metallurgy. If it cracks in half, hopefully the heads are untouched and I'll just build another, lol.

            >Or, you can go the other way and low strung cruiser V8's are equally fun
            Kinda where I'm at with 32v cobra vs the r129. Both very different cars but both geared toward similar driving styles. It basically comes down to if I want a manual transmission or actual build quality. R129 looks like a supercar to me and has 3 top options, but rev matching a 32v is hard to beat.

            Banging gears is fun as hell, and that would tip the scales for me. Also the 32v has a lot more aftermarket and far cheaper parts.

            >mention motorcycles
            >soibois meltdown
            Yeah

            I ride my bike more than I drive and my shitpile, 20 year old R1 will slap most cars on the road. But you're just moronic and bikes aren't part of the discussion right now. Post bike.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Throw 10K at a panther. Built internals, pullied cobra blower, fueling upgrades to support. Easy 550 crank HP

            Part of it is I'm just tired of nursing shitboxes back to health. I'd like to just get a complete car that I don't have to mess with or need to mod to have fun. Last few years I've been wrenching more than driving.
            Yes, that is partially due to me selling cars once they get to a decent spot. However thats only cuz because when get there, I find the car doesn't satisfy me and I want to change things about that just cost too much to justify, or would take too long.

            Lol every fricking thread is this homosexual dick measuring contest that isn’t even related to the OP. Just make a dick measuring general for fricks sake. You’re all beyond help.

            As far as I can tell it's just one shitposter and everyone else including myself just talking off topic shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I totally get the feeling of wanting a complete car. Ive been doing the same lately, just nursing the shitbox fleet back to health, and it gets tiring. Just do your research then before diving into your next car. There's no worse feeling than taking a car home and realizing you don't like it. Keep us updated, you've got a cool list of shitboxes yourself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Appreciate it anon. When I do eventually replace the bird you'll no doubt hear about it because we're both here forever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like its time to really challenge yourself mechanically, or enter some competitive scene (panthers can take peoples money on the street, people underestimate them)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Sounds like its time to really challenge yourself mechanically
            Partly why I'm thinking of old mercs. They seems to be a bit of a pleb filter but are very rewarding to own. Seeing as I've restored German, Japanese and turbo American shirboxes with no prior experience I'm not too intimidated by it.
            The only thing I really haven't tried yet is competitive driving, but that might follow if my next car disappoints me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ahhh… those windsor’s do not like power adders.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I saw a relatively clean foxbody broken down on the the side if the road a few weeks ago. Not sure what the problem was either.
            In contrast, I also saw a Tesla outside of a parking lot blocking a lane while also being broken down? I’m not not if those are the words or if inoperable would be better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very nice car anon, I prefer the goombah version myself, but T-Birds still look hella sexy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have a hardon for these too. One guy who lurks has one with the beans making almost 500

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He really is doing it again!
            Are you just going to endlessly buy cars > put heaps of work into them > sell them as soon as you finish the work?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, bear with me for a second, but what if, just maybe, he enjoys doing that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well then he can at least be honest with himself and others about it. It's always the best car that he's going to keep forever when he buys it, then there's some cope excuse when he suddenly decides to sell it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He really is doing it again!
            Are you just going to endlessly buy cars > put heaps of work into them > sell them as soon as you finish the work?

            The cars I've owned up until now, in a lot of ways are cars I've always wanted to have/build, if you see

            Might be an age thing but when I was 18 I would have loved a car like the bird. Im a little older now and my tastes have changed a lot as I've owned more stuff. Every time I hear a nice v8 cruise by I get a little envious (even if my car might be faster). Shit sounds like thunder, plus I won't need to downshift to make it up hills anymore lmao
            Pic semi related, just the nicer shitboxes I've owned

            In all timelines i would have owned a slammed japbox, turbo shitbox, etc because I wanted to experience those cars. I knew I'd eventually get bored of a v6, a straight 6, a turbo 4, but I wanted to gain experience and ability so i could own cooler cars outside my comfort zones. And yes I'll shill what I own because I think what I own is awesome even if it's flawed.
            Tldr I just haven't found a car I want to keep forever yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      even that doesnt work, my parents restored their old 66 plymouth fury a few years ago and parked at the back of a parking lot just to have some moron with a big truck park next to them and smash his door into theirs.
      The lesson I learned was dont buy or have anything nice and plan to use it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I park next to the nicest car because nicest car is least likely to smash mine. That's my thinking anyways.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Merc literally took the 2 farthest stalls in the lot. But many urban areas are overcrowded and there might have been no other empty spots for the truck.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But many urban areas are overcrowded and there might have been no other empty spots for the truck.
        Murrika has three times as many parking spots as cars, possibly five times. If you can't find one you don't deserve a drivers license.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s lower IQ to accept some homosexual doing this and not putting him in his place, noodledick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he walks around trying to morally police others because he's so high iq
        Yeah man I don't really give a frick, I'm going to park away from other cars anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not only will I key every car I see parking at the end of the lot for your insolence. I will break their windows. You dun goofed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you're not gonna do shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Watch me, gay. All cagers deserve their paint job getting fricked and you’ll never catch me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            man you one hot Barbie b***h. you wanna go onna date?

          • 1 year ago
            greased geese

            if i cant catch you ill just wait for you to park your bike at the gay bath house you frequent

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt he'll be able to lean into the turns considering how often he gets assfricked

          • 1 year ago
            greased geese

            >lean past the chicken strips
            >prolapse falls out

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it. Why do trug drivers do this?

    There is a whole parking lot worth of spaces so why be a complete douchebag and block in the Mercedes.

    This is why trugs need to be banned. Only man children and insecure boys with small penises drive trugs.

    Just pathetic and petty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Awww. Are you sad you're not special?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. micro wiener wh*teoid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go home mutt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Why do car drivers do this?

      There is a whole parking lot worth of spaces so why be a complete douchebag and block two parking spaces.

      This is why luxuries need to be banned. Only soccer moms and insecure women with large bodies drive luxury vehicles.

      Just pathetic and petty.
      Also, you are in the wrong place homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely agreed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Awww. Are you sad you're not special?

        Uhm Sweeties. DA is a progressive board.

        Chuds can adapt or move along. This is simply just how things are going to be from now on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dude look at that rack and those tires! this a working mans truck!

      • 1 year ago
        greased geese

        that guy looks like the goober that makes weird liquor on the youtube

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. micro wiener wh*teoid

      Imagine being a literal shit colored skin subhuman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trugg drivers have the mentality of a 12 year old. They want everyone to recognize that their a big boy with a big trugg.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You made it my problem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ive seen morons cry about people double parking in a near empty lot

      lol i did that once with this moron who was riding my ass (i was going 5 over in a semi residential st) and cut me off to just go into the same turning lane into my apt. he did it when we were like 15ft away from the lane so it made no sense

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mention motorcycles
    >soibois meltdown
    Yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Motorcycles are cool, but shouldn't ever be compared to cars. One frick up in the canyons on a bike and you're done for. If I'm going to be on 6 lane California freeways with 100mph Altimas on donut tires - I'll take my rage cage.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALL CAGERS MUST HANG

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol every fricking thread is this homosexual dick measuring contest that isn’t even related to the OP. Just make a dick measuring general for fricks sake. You’re all beyond help.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >actual car conversion happening in an otherwise shit thread
      >noooooo you have to stay ON TOPIC
      lmao kys homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weird how you skipped the suggestion of making a different thread where you and other mouth breathers can do such a thing. /v8g/ sounds good. Go make it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They keep shitting up every thread and then will whine incessantly when we get merged with /n/ because of it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            all this started cuz someone said "post your car" and anon actually did it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to stick to the "rules" at all times
            Maybe /r/ cars is more your speed, my guy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They keep shitting up every thread and then will whine incessantly when we get merged with /n/ because of it

          sorry your garbage thread about a woman driver got ruined by talking about cars on a car board

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All o know is motorcycles are faster than ur shitboxs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can be fast and I'll keep my organs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody dies in car crash
        Lol at this busrider

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People do die in car accidents but bike gays die 30x more often lmao

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    time for another round of:
    WHAT DOES HE DRIVE!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a $2200 squarebody, when I see a merc or bmw do this I try to park about 5 inches from their driver door.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I drive a $2200 squarebody
      Hell, that's a 30k truck in today's moronic market

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a pretty upmarket car, I tend to reverse park properly nearby and stare them down when they do this. Usually it's an old person who probably isn't fit to drive, or an Armenian douche. Everyone else notices the stare and tries to avoid eye contact as they slink into the car.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why people can’t have nice things.
    Because truggs don’t haul anything other than the drivers fat ass and injured ego.
    The only utility truggs serve is as a tool for passive aggression.
    As midwit white men are further disenfranchised in society, the need to passively exert “dominance” towards those around them will only increase.

    The small penis trope is somewhat accurate in that large pickup trucks are a coping mechanism for not being able to keep a woman, getting fat from goyslop, being easily replaceable in the work place, etc.

    This is also why trugg owners typically worship the police and other government employees, like a teachers pet, they think if they fellate authority figures it’ll by proxy imbue them with the control, respect, and authority that they have lost in their personal lives.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing better than a truck with a thin blue line sticker and a Gadsden flag sticker right above it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MOLDY LABIA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >those frickign tattoos
      for Christ sakes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HELL YEAH BROTHER!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tattoos are like truggs

        EVERYONE has them these days.

        When it used to be only certain people had them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >be sailor
          >have tattoos
          Feels good man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats wrong with tattoos? image is so low res i cant even tell if his are shit but i mean generally speaking.

        HELL YEAH BROTHER!

        tattoos are ritual scarification which is masculine in nature and thus is disgusting on a woman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          HELL YEA BROTHER

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          HELL YEA BROTHER

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Women's bodies start out as Ferraris, can be curvy, fast and fun. The more tattoo's they add the faster they start looking like a Ford Pinto or a clapped out Mexican 350z. Most of these chicks are fricked in the head too, hopping from guy to guy, can't really settle down, mental illness and daddy problems go hand in hand

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Parking lots in the US are so hostile and full of seething poorgays frothing in envy that I have to have one shitbox I use for every day driving and one nice car that I explicitly only use for cruising and never EVER park anywhere.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok poorgay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seething poorhomosexual detected. Go be a useless poor moron somewhere else, fricking braindead homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We're all poor here my guy. Why stress over what ppl say on DA?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would a waterballoon be able to hold aircraft paint stripper? asking for a friend

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I support this. Only I would've parked even closer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I would have reverse-parked my shitbox 2 inches away. I can't believe the plebbit simps on here are actually defending the Merc. Frick the Merc. Learn to park like a respectable contributor to society or frick off.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine some illegal mexican slammed into the merc totaling it and drove off with his new war badge on his truck.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally not a problem. Both cars fitted, no damge done.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >both cars fitted, no damage done
      >merc owner almost certainly assblasted that someone had the nerve to park next to HIS car
      I mean the guy intentionally took up two spots in an area he assumed nobody else would fit.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take an extra 3 seconds to get into your car
    >leave
    >truck parked on the grass by itself looking like an absolute dunce cap
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re cool with being obnoxious morons, that’s how you own the libs after all.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people need to learn their lesson
    t. just parked out front with my rear bumper resting on my neighbor's license plate. leave me enough fricking room so that my mail gets delivered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i mean this wholeheartedly
      go all the way in sabotage or grow up and realize the world isnt that personal
      this half ass edgy apartment complex villain vibe isnt doing it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I'm not the guy you're replying to but frick with me I'll frick with you. Last time a tow truck parked so close to be I couldn't open my driver side door and climbing through the passenger in an AWD 6 Speed with the transmission tunnel in the middle is completely moronic, so I slashed his two years, never seen that tow truck again.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >slashing truck tires

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Slashing a Ford super duty isn't remotely the same as slashing a dump truck homosexualron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You did the right thing anon.
          It’s the only way that they learn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it is personal because I don't live in an apartment complex. park in front of your own fricking house or at least leave me enough room to park without blocking off my mailbox.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two butthole drivers getting together
    How wholesome

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