>nooooo clean code is bullshit and it doesn't matter at all noooo

>nooooo clean code is bullshit and it doesn't matter at all noooo
>noooi i don't want to get a job i want to be like my heroes and lbe a rockstar coder even though i can't do hello world
Alright, LULZ. If you're SO sure 'clean code' doesn't matter, then try to decode this thing.
https://github.com/kevinlawler/kona/blob/master/src/kx.c
This is what you get when you think clean code is useless.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck are there so many clean code threads recently? Which e-celeb are you fags shilling this time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      [...]

      also someone mentioned "uncle bob" in that thread, that comment got a few you's, so it got made into at least three threads, even before the original comment 404'd.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this has to be minified or obscurified
    you can't convince me someone wrote 1k LOC like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's an actual programming style, APL/K style. The people who do this claim it's far more efficient, both mentally and computationally.

      Why the fuck are there so many clean code threads recently? Which e-celeb are you fags shilling this time?

      Some nagger said it sucks and now every NEET in this board says it sucks. Someone has to set the record straight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >APL/K style
        writing C in pure autism style had unreadable results, who would've thought?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both mentally and computationally.
        if(g) cd(g);
        if(u) cd(u);
        if(v) cd(v);

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >modular, carefully architected code, just like clean code nerds advocate for
    >except the variable names are short and nothing is documented
    yes, this really "owns" the clean code haters

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My company shared a video of uncle bob from the clean code series, by the end I had cancer.
    He kept repeating buzzwords while moving from the car to the kitchen to the fucking treadmill.
    Fucking boomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At work someone mentioned uncle bob in the Teams chat and some onions dev immediately replied that uncle bob is problematic because he's a sexist and racist and should not be mentioned.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Letting people tell you how to format your code is the most reddit thing I've ever heard of.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Clean Code
    Ah yes, 100x slowdown just to make your code look pretty!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. intern that didn't get a return offer because his code was too shitty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that book
    decent book but for me it's picrel

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically got rejected from 2 jobs because I said that OOP sucked and that you should use imperative style. Apparently I came across as "aggressive" in both interviews. I fucking hate OOP fags so god damn much. Got another interview tomorrow, I'll just lie to get the job if they ask me about OOP again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shill
        Shill for what? They asked me about "OOP fundamentals" and I told them that I didn't know them, and that OOP is bad, leads to poor performance, and should be avoided with imperative programming taking favor.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Referring to the next interview, just going to shill and say you love that goyslop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah okay, yeah that's my plan. I thought you were calling me a shill lol.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, shill the OOP! I then once you in reverse uno that bitch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >> I told them that I didn't know them, and that OOP is bad
          > Doesn't know OOP, says it's bad

          lol. Please read about it and form your own opinion instead of copying what is said in LULZ.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          saying that OOP sucks is one thing.
          not knowing OOP fundamentals and then saying that OOP sucks is another.
          you're wasting the interviewer's time.
          you're stupid, buddy.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all code should by default be clean and maintainable. if performance is a concern, localize and optimize the hot paths based on profiling results.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    absolutism is cringe. use your common sense for whether or not certain clean coding principles are good or not in that context.
    i know its hip to flamewar but clean coding is often subjective. the biggest example of this is knowing when to refactor to multiple methods/functions.

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