62 thoughts on “No shirt no service

  1. Anonymous says:

    I saw a very attractive obese woman wearing a low cut drapey top and a long half-shear skirt at the supermarket. She wasn’t wearing a bra and her fat saggers jiggled enormously with every step. It was at that moment that I became a feminist.

    • Anonymous says:

      Are you a hecking gay bro?

      https://i.imgur.com/l0rrK68.jpg

      Females shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes.

      based

      • Anonymous says:

        https://i.imgur.com/l0rrK68.jpg

        Females shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes.

        what’s up with homosexuals and needing to post about how they loooove tits and ass and want to see them 24/7

        no one’s buying it

        • Anonymous says:

          looking at women is one of the simplest pleasures in the world, i’m truly sorry if you can’t enjoy that

          • Anonymous says:

            simple pleasures for a simple man

            gtfo ahmed

            you heterofags make me wish i could convert to islam and whip your woman into dressing with some hecking decency instead of dressing like a £5 whore

          • Anonymous says:

            everyone who went to public high school (prior to the zoomer generation at least) knew at least one guy in high school who was clearly gay but went to ludicrous lengths to demonstrate how heterosexual he was. I remember once in tenth grade someone posted a pic on facebook with a woman in a bikini washing a car and a guy in the background making a face. the caption was "if you noticed the guy first, you’re gay," something like that. the one oddball in my grade whom everyone suspected of being queer replied "what guy? I can’t even see him. where is he?? all I can see is a smoking hot babe." not exactly subtle

            everyone knows the type. if you’ve seen The Departed, the scene where Alec Baldwin at the driving range makes a remark, women like a man with a working dick, Matt Damon responds "oh yeah, mine’s working… OVERTIME.", then you know what I mean

            when I say a woman’s tits in public is not kosher, if you’re straight, you know what I mean. it’s too much. it’s overpowering. a guy doesn’t want to be under the spell of exposed tits all the time. it’s like brandishing a loaded gun in public, 24/7. put it a way for God’s sake!

            guys who actually like tits get it. I don’t know what kind of guy you are, but I know for certain gays don’t get it. "hey, tits, we love those don’t we… I don’t know about you gays but I want to see tits 24/7, hubba hubba…" it’s not believable. tone it down a bit.

          • Anonymous says:

            Nice blog post over me saying i like tits, you absolute melt. Also men have differing sex drives and higher testosterone some like it when some women show em off some don’t and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay as i was sucking on a 52 year old womans tits while she was wanking me off recently. I could easily get a man if i wanted as im not bad looking and have been proposition by gay men before, I said no cos i’m not into it.

            It’s not rocket science mate and it doesn’t need a in depth explanation, i just have a higher sex drive and probably more testosterone than you, simple as.

          • Anonymous says:

            you sound extremely gay. straight men don’t feel this need to prove themselves. your sex experiences sound sketchy as heck too—straight men don’t need old women to jerk them off because they don’t need to prove anything to themselves

            I’m not saying you need to "accept that you’re gay", it’s ok to be a bit closeted while trying to stay on that heterosexual vibe, I respect it— just please recognize that most of us don’t have this much uncertainty about our sexuality. when a man says he doesn’t want to see tits in public, try to understand that he says this because he feels MORE drawn to them than you do, and this is a heavy burden on him. you don’t need to prove yourself to anons on the internet

          • Anonymous says:

            >you sound extremely gay
            Men in real life talk about sexual experiences they have had with women all the time, it’s normal. Work in any place where masculine men work like factories and construction sites. it’s a very common topic. You sound like someone who hasn’t much experience sexually. Nothing wrong with that, we all have to start somewhere.
            >your sex experiences sound sketchy as heck too
            Unusual yes, but it happens more than you think, older women like sex too
            >straight men don’t need old women to jerk them off because they don’t need to prove anything to themselves
            She wasn’t bad looking for her age, she had nice tits, so why not? i wasn’t trying to prove anything, i was just having fun.
            >I’m not saying you need to "accept that you’re gay", it’s ok to be a bit closeted
            You are the one always going on about gays, not me. Like i have said, i have been propositioned by men in pubs, i wasn’t interested(and gay men don’t only go to gay bars)
            >just please recognize that most of us don’t have this much uncertainty about our sexuality
            Sounds like you are projecting your own insecurities onto me, if you want to be gay or bisexual go right ahead, it’s the 21st century
            >when a man says he doesn’t want to see tits in public, try to understand that he says this because he feels MORE drawn to them than you do, and this is a heavy burden on him
            You are thinking far too much into this and not all men have the same tastes. You are gay if you take a cock in the mouth or heck another bloke in the arse. If you like seeing tits then you are probably not gay, and like i said, some men have more testosterone then other men.

          • Anonymous says:

            this is all evasion. the main point is that tits are more offensive the more heterosexual you are. you haven’t addressed that. it’s clearly, obviously true. gay men generally don’t object to tits in public and have no reason to. why don’t you feel overwhelmed by public feminine sexuality?

          • Anonymous says:

            >the main point is that tits are more offensive the more heterosexual you are
            You mean the more socially conservative you are, this may well of been true in 1922, but it’s 2022, and even men back then would’ve talked about women in private.
            >gay men generally don’t object to tits in public and have no reason to
            And neither do straight men with self confidence.
            >why don’t you feel overwhelmed by public feminine sexuality
            Why would i be? not everyone is shy like you, women like confidence anon, why would i say no to eye candy? if they show it off i’m going to look, that doesn’t make someone gay you mong. This is a very strange form of projection, and if i was gay, i wouldn’t hide it, i would jump straight in, and i would’ve said yes when i was propositioned.

          • Anonymous says:

            More like you are, and it’s troubling you because it makes you uncomfortable because of your socially conservative views so you are projecting it onto others.

          • Anonymous says:

            nigga quit pretending you can read me. no shit I’m ‘conservative’, there’s no such thing as a liberal that would complain about how women dress. none of them have the balls or the libido to care about how women dress

          • Anonymous says:

            >nigga quit pretending you can read me. no shit I’m ‘conservative’
            Repressed homosexuality is common in conservative circles
            >liberal
            I’m not a really a liberal either.
            >none of them have the balls or the libido to care about how women dress
            Or they just like free eye candy

            heck everything else idc. if you’re really not gay, post your favorite song. everyone else can be the judge, no more back and forth. this is the final test, nothing else matters.

            here’s mine. I’ll go first so you have the advantage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBqLPUxddc

            This means absolutely nothing, i like eighties rock, and other similar music, but i also like ABBA and disco and kate bush. I like all sorts of music. You are honestly thinking way too much into this and trying to prove something by posting music is a bit juvenile honestly.

          • Anonymous says:

            >This means absolutely nothing, i like eighties rock, and other similar music, but i also like ABBA and disco and kate bush.
            name your favourite kate bush track and I’ll decide whether you’re gay

          • Anonymous says:

            You need to grown up mate, this is the kind of thing kids used to do at school, oh you like this and that? you must be gay! That’s not how it works. some straight guys used to like village people in the seventies too, that didn’t make them gay, do you think that band would’ve got so popular if only gay guys liked it, no they wouldn’t have.

          • Anonymous says:

            we’re post-post-high school nigga, we’re ascended, we’re back to judgmentalism. what sort of straight man doesn’t want to proclaim his favorite music from the rooftops? you aren’t insecure, so—here’s the crucible——put up or shut up!

          • Anonymous says:

            >what sort of straight man doesn’t want to proclaim his favorite music from the rooftops?
            because it has nothing to do with the subject at hand, heck it im going to bed.

          • Anonymous says:

            bro actually went to bed…cowardly. real straight insane niggas stick around till 6am if necessary.

            I extend the invitation to anybody. If you think real manly straight men want tits displayed in public, post your favourite song. I will respond honestly. If it’s a good song, I’ll concede that one opponent has good taste. I’m not petty.

            I’m in my thirties and it was 4 am in bongland, i’m not gonna stay up when i’m knackered pal.

            This motherhecker has never known the touch of a woman.

            That’s the impression i get, no man who likes women complains about cleavage, and the projection and reverse psychology aint gonna work. Men like looking at women, simple as innit.

          • Anonymous says:

            heck everything else idc. if you’re really not gay, post your favorite song. everyone else can be the judge, no more back and forth. this is the final test, nothing else matters.

            here’s mine. I’ll go first so you have the advantage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBqLPUxddc

          • Anonymous says:

            >Men in real life talk about sexual experiences they have had with women all the time, it’s normal.

            no its not its trashy as heck and cancer. fat construction worker slobs that brag about some hooker they hecked in an alley on skid row are not impressive

          • Anonymous says:

            >no its not its trashy as heck and cancer. fat construction worker slobs that brag about some hooker they hecked in an alley on skid row are not impressive
            Yes it is, the real world is not the fairy tale you think it is in your head, men like sex, men like talking about sex with mates, it’s perfectly normal. This is how the human race has continued for centuries
            >some hooker they hecked in an alley on skid row are not impressive
            Did i say it was? but that is how the world is. Prostitution has also existed in every civilization known to man, whether you like it or not.

            You sound sexually repressed honestly, or you haven’t had much experience. Sex is cheap and plentiful and much of the time doesn’t even mean anything.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Men in real life talk about sexual experiences they have had with women all the time, it’s normal.
            No it’s not.
            I’m a man, I have sex regularly, and I never talked about sex with any other man. I talked about sex with girl friends but not with other dudes. They never talked about their sex life either.
            You’re just a gay or don’t have any social interaction with other people whatsoever.

          • Anonymous says:

            >I never talked about sex with any other man
            How do you know you’re even doing it right?!

          • Anonymous says:

            >No it’s not.
            Yeah it is among close friends and workmates, maybe you just don’t have any friends? talking about having sex with women with male friends isn’t gay, hecking them in the arse is.
            >I talked about sex with girl friends
            You don’t talk about it with them anon, you shag them.

            Maybe its different in america, but in britain talking about your sex life is common with working class males, it doesn’t make us gay, we are talking about shagging women, not men. It shows a level of trust and comfort and banter with a close friend.

          • Anonymous says:

            Nice blog post over me saying i like tits, you absolute melt. Also men have differing sex drives and higher testosterone some like it when some women show em off some don’t and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay as i was sucking on a 52 year old womans tits while she was wanking me off recently. I could easily get a man if i wanted as im not bad looking and have been proposition by gay men before, I said no cos i’m not into it.

            It’s not rocket science mate and it doesn’t need a in depth explanation, i just have a higher sex drive and probably more testosterone than you, simple as.

            you sound extremely gay. straight men don’t feel this need to prove themselves. your sex experiences sound sketchy as heck too—straight men don’t need old women to jerk them off because they don’t need to prove anything to themselves

            I’m not saying you need to "accept that you’re gay", it’s ok to be a bit closeted while trying to stay on that heterosexual vibe, I respect it— just please recognize that most of us don’t have this much uncertainty about our sexuality. when a man says he doesn’t want to see tits in public, try to understand that he says this because he feels MORE drawn to them than you do, and this is a heavy burden on him. you don’t need to prove yourself to anons on the internet

            >you sound extremely gay
            Men in real life talk about sexual experiences they have had with women all the time, it’s normal. Work in any place where masculine men work like factories and construction sites. it’s a very common topic. You sound like someone who hasn’t much experience sexually. Nothing wrong with that, we all have to start somewhere.
            >your sex experiences sound sketchy as heck too
            Unusual yes, but it happens more than you think, older women like sex too
            >straight men don’t need old women to jerk them off because they don’t need to prove anything to themselves
            She wasn’t bad looking for her age, she had nice tits, so why not? i wasn’t trying to prove anything, i was just having fun.
            >I’m not saying you need to "accept that you’re gay", it’s ok to be a bit closeted
            You are the one always going on about gays, not me. Like i have said, i have been propositioned by men in pubs, i wasn’t interested(and gay men don’t only go to gay bars)
            >just please recognize that most of us don’t have this much uncertainty about our sexuality
            Sounds like you are projecting your own insecurities onto me, if you want to be gay or bisexual go right ahead, it’s the 21st century
            >when a man says he doesn’t want to see tits in public, try to understand that he says this because he feels MORE drawn to them than you do, and this is a heavy burden on him
            You are thinking far too much into this and not all men have the same tastes. You are gay if you take a cock in the mouth or heck another bloke in the arse. If you like seeing tits then you are probably not gay, and like i said, some men have more testosterone then other men.

            >the main point is that tits are more offensive the more heterosexual you are
            You mean the more socially conservative you are, this may well of been true in 1922, but it’s 2022, and even men back then would’ve talked about women in private.
            >gay men generally don’t object to tits in public and have no reason to
            And neither do straight men with self confidence.
            >why don’t you feel overwhelmed by public feminine sexuality
            Why would i be? not everyone is shy like you, women like confidence anon, why would i say no to eye candy? if they show it off i’m going to look, that doesn’t make someone gay you mong. This is a very strange form of projection, and if i was gay, i wouldn’t hide it, i would jump straight in, and i would’ve said yes when i was propositioned.

            tl;dr you mad nerds

  2. Anonymous says:

    bro actually went to bed…cowardly. real straight insane niggas stick around till 6am if necessary.

    I extend the invitation to anybody. If you think real manly straight men want tits displayed in public, post your favourite song. I will respond honestly. If it’s a good song, I’ll concede that one opponent has good taste. I’m not petty.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I’m frequent at techno clubs that have dress codes

    Never got denied entry but I’ve seen All kinds of people who couldn’t enter

  4. Anonymous says:

    I used to get called a gay by the dudes in the wearhouse because I was the only male in the office and I dressed like "a sears roebuck and cohen catalog circa 1989" according to one guy

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