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No doomer shit thread

What goals are you working on? What small improvements have you made lately? Anything counts.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    almost have the noose completely tied but I'm a procrastinator

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Read the title of the thread. Everyone here wants to kill themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's not doomer stuff it's progress

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Haha funny le epic joke

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it wasn't a joke op

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Either do it or don't, I made this thread to talk to robots who are actually trying to improve their situation.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                alright fine, I have been taking walks and losing some weight and have been cooking asian food

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Good job for cooking at home, that should be helpful for losing weight. justonecookbook is good for Japanese recipes.

                Trying to lose weight since I'm very handsome when I'm not fat. Trying to get a career established.

                What sort of career are you going for?

                got a job that was REALLY close to my house, even though it's a kind of shitty boring temp job
                I gotta actually put in effort and not be too much of a lazy cunt, job seems kind of cool actually
                also I lost the ability to stand for 8 hours at a time :^(

                Good job on getting the job, a temp job is better than nothing. Do you mean that you used to stand a lot before you got the job or what?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >What sort of career are you going for?
                I'm trying to become an escort, I hear they make good money.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to lose weight since I'm very handsome when I'm not fat. Trying to get a career established.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    got a job that was REALLY close to my house, even though it's a kind of shitty boring temp job
    I gotta actually put in effort and not be too much of a lazy cunt, job seems kind of cool actually
    also I lost the ability to stand for 8 hours at a time :^(

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't engaged in financial domination in almost a week

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay good thread, let's wrap it up everybody.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well this was depressing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I just desperately want to see anyone here that's actually trying to make things better for themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah I just desperately want to see anyone here that's actually trying to make things better for themselves.
        Yeah, I did too. That's why it was a let down. I just want a solid example of a decent person existing. No ulterior motives to why they're doing just someone doing what's right because it's right and good. You'd think that'd be easy to find in decent numbers with how people keep constantly telling me it's a thing but everytime it's someone lying or doing X thing for Y return or they never wouldn't have glanced at it fuck morals and ethics.

        I'm retired and own a home I think I'm pretty much done now would be nice to have a fembot living under my roof tho

        No offense to you, retire if you want. But sitting on your laurels isn't a good look when dating and you probably shouldn't chase others that do the same but worse for wife material.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ulterior motives to why they're doing just someone doing what's right because it's right and good.
          Isn't wanting to look and feel better an ulterior motive all its own? Nobody self improves because it's the right thing to do. It's inherently a selfish thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that either.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Isn't wanting to look and feel better an ulterior motive all its own?
            That depends. Why do you want to look better? Is it just you stroking your ego via any of those means?
            Feeling better is merely a side benefit of being healthy. You chase health for health you enjoy the side benefit of feelings better. You don't chase feeling better because you can just smoke weed for that and be degenerate.
            You could posit that with greater health you could perform better and so you are more capable of helping others or some such. Plenty become the group strong man so they can lift what the littler guys can't even if that means they get the lower back issues in life.
            Stuff like that. You're just selling selfishness but trying to ease the negative connotation to save yourself.
            I'm not actually mad at you or anyone, mind you. I'm just making clear what I am looking for. If it's too specific to find then people should not have lied to me my whole life and instead told me more reasonable truths.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not totally sure what you mean, so I can only clarify my perspective. I've been working towards a healthier lifestyle because I want to live a more fulfilling life. There's nothing I'm directly looking to gain from it, just overall happiness. As a result I would like to think I'll positively impact the people around me, and that definitely plays a part in the decision, but in the end I'm doing it for myself. I'm not sure anyone could do this kind of thing in a purely selfless manner.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm retired and own a home I think I'm pretty much done now would be nice to have a fembot living under my roof tho

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been swimming a lot lately and weight lifting.
    I swim a mile or more just about every day at the gym and I look good in a speedo.
    I just wish the women my age here weren't ham planets or degens with tattoos and piercings.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds cozy. How often do you swim? Does the chlorine mess with your hair? I never learned to swim.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I swim every day except Sunday.
        The coloring does mess with my hair, makes it starchy, so I trimmed all my body hair.
        I hate starchy feeling pubes.
        I normally don't have any problem with having pubes, but I hate the feeling now, because it feels like nails on chalkboard.
        I used to be on the swim team middle h
        Through highschool, took lifeguarding and taught swim lessons.
        I'm proficient in swimming, but I mostly just want to be my idea physical self.
        That Socrates quote got to me about how every man ought to see how strong they can get before they're old.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wiped my ass today, now fork over the goodboy points

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Front to back, or back to front?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Herb gardening. A girl from work likes herbs so I'm making use of my yard. It's nice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you going to give her some? Herb gardening sounds nice. It might be cool to make mint strawberry jam or rosemary tomato jelly.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What goals are you working on?
    Interacting with more people, hoping to find a girlfriend eventually. I've already met my weightloss/health goals so that's the next step. Not going as well as it could be though.
    >What small improvements have you made lately?
    I've been working more on cooking and keeping things tidy... I'm still pretty shit at the latter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good job on meeting your health goals. I can understand the struggle with keeping things tidy, I really struggle with that. What sort of things do you cook? How have you been trying to interact with people?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I can understand the struggle with keeping things tidy, I really struggle with that.
        Messy has never really bothered me so it's that much harder to bring myself to care about it.
        >What sort of things do you cook?
        All kinds of different things. Mostly simple recipes, stir fry, chick-pea curry, quinoa bowls, etc. Nothing fancy yet. Probably going to experiment with soups next, I love vegetable soup.
        >How have you been trying to interact with people?
        I've tried to just be more friendly in general and receptive to doing things(work outings, hanging out with acquaintances, and even a party). Unfortunately all it really does is remind me why I don't like doing those things in the first place. I get along better with people here than I do anyone I've met, probably not a good sign.

        What about you anon? How are you faring in terms of goals and improvements?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not very far along in my improvement but I've been doing the same thing as you, trying to go on more outings with coworkers mostly and sometimes engaging them in conversation when I feel like it. I've been approaching people online to play games also, though that's less notable. I know that things like this can feel difficult but I think that the more you do them, the easier they get. I can understand what you mean with relating to people on here more, it can make interacting with others feel lackluster.

          Psychiatry is a meme but I started taking new meds and going to therapy recently. I've been picking up the trash around my desk and the clothes in my floor at least daily as well as doing my dishes. These are little things that everyone should do, but it's progress.

          It's really good that you went to a party also. I'm glad that you've been trying to do new things even if it might be difficult sometimes. Chicken tortilla soup might be a good one to make sometime. There's a lot of summer vegetables coming in that'll be good to use for soups or sheet pan dinners.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not very far along in my improvement
            It's meme-y but starting really is the hardest part, kudos for getting the ball rolling!
            >I've been approaching people online to play games also, though that's less notable.
            Based. Interactions like that are super underrated. What kind of games do you play?
            >I know that things like this can feel difficult but I think that the more you do them, the easier they get.
            I won't say it's easy or natural for me, but that's not the biggest hurdle. I actively dislike it, even though I'm really trying to change that. I talked with people at the party and they seemed to like me well enough, but it was a miserable experience, it just felt like work the entire time. That's where I'm really struggling.

            >Psychiatry is a meme but I started taking new meds and going to therapy recently.
            It works for some people, just not for me. If you think it's helping then by all means you should double down on it.
            >I've been picking up the trash around my desk and the clothes in my floor at least daily as well as doing my dishes. These are little things that everyone should do, but it's progress.
            I'm actually good about the dishes and cleaning up trash, gross is a whole different matter. Clutter is what I struggle with, my clothes are clean, just all over the place.
            >Chicken tortilla soup might be a good one to make sometime.
            I'll definitely look into that, sounds delicious.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the encouragement. I usually just play Dead By Daylight or l4d2 but I started making myself play games off humblebundle just as a ways of spending my time, doing something that isn't just mindlessly scrolling.

              >I actively dislike it, even though I'm really trying to change that. I talked with people at the party and they seemed to like me well enough, but it was a miserable experience, it just felt like work the entire time.
              I think these things will feel difficult for a long time, but you're trying to improve. Doing things that don't feel natural and doing things that go against the habits etc that you've learned will feel difficult, but it's well worth leaning into. I imagine that doing things like this is like working a muscle, you might not perceive it at first, but you're probably getting better at this than you think.

              >It works for some people, just not for me. If you think it's helping then by all means you should double down on it.
              It sounds like you're meeting your goals without it so I'm glad. I just need a boost, it hasn't helped in the past but I was kind of at my wits end. I don't imagine therapy will be a forever thing for me.

              >Clutter is what I struggle with, my clothes are clean, just all over the place.
              Have you considered getting more storage containers for some of your things, and getting an extra laundry basket or something? I have a basket for clean clothes that aren't folded yet, it keeps them in one place at least. I feel like making things accessible (more storage methods etc) can help.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I usually just play Dead By Daylight or l4d2 but I started making myself play games off humblebundle just as a ways of spending my time, doing something that isn't just mindlessly scrolling.
                I was helplessly addicted to DbD for a while, I have a disgusting amount of hours on it. L4D2 I never really got running on, never had friends that played it. Played the first game a ton though, I love versus. I feel that on the scrolling, I feel infinitely more productive if I actually play something.
                >Doing things that don't feel natural and doing things that go against the habits etc that you've learned will feel difficult, but it's well worth leaning into. I imagine that doing things like this is like working a muscle, you might not perceive it at first, but you're probably getting better at this than you think.
                I like to think I've improved a lot at it, it just isn't getting any more fun. Sometimes I think it would be better to lean into degeneracy and focus on making friends online. I'm just not meeting the type of people I want to spend time with by being more sociable irl.
                >It sounds like you're meeting your goals without it so I'm glad. I just need a boost, it hasn't helped in the past but I was kind of at my wits end. I don't imagine therapy will be a forever thing for me.
                Super healthy approach to seek help when you hit that point, meds and therapy might not be the best answer but if they can get you over the hump then it's well worth it. I respect it.
                >Have you considered getting more storage containers for some of your things, and getting an extra laundry basket or something?
                Seems like a solid idea I'll give that a shot, thanks anon! Although I worry that I'll just end up with laundry baskets all over the place, or having them overflow. Probably still better than having clothes all over the floor anyways.

                If you're looking for more gaming friends I can drop steam/discord. Always down for DbD. If not, no sweat.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Drop your Discord and we can try playing something at some point.

                >Yeah I just desperately want to see anyone here that's actually trying to make things better for themselves.
                Yeah, I did too. That's why it was a let down. I just want a solid example of a decent person existing. No ulterior motives to why they're doing just someone doing what's right because it's right and good. You'd think that'd be easy to find in decent numbers with how people keep constantly telling me it's a thing but everytime it's someone lying or doing X thing for Y return or they never wouldn't have glanced at it fuck morals and ethics.
                [...]
                No offense to you, retire if you want. But sitting on your laurels isn't a good look when dating and you probably shouldn't chase others that do the same but worse for wife material.

                Kind of off topic but I think that 'robots' that are doing better have kind of left the board and are hanging out somewhere else, so a lot of the people here are just falling further into a downward spiral, and I hate seeing that.

                I don't really understand what you mean by ulterior motives. I think that even if someone does something with an ulterior motive in mind, such as getting healthy for vanity, they still end up reaping the rewards of it. I think it's okay to be a little bit selfish sometimes. I might be misunderstanding what you mean.

                Im on nofap day 11 and ive only seen porn accidentally

                Good job. Have you found a good distraction from porn?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >robots graduate
                I know. I don't just search here for this stuff, y'know. I just saw something with a label that should attract what I'm trying to find and after a billion different checks in a billion different places all empty all showing the same decay it just sort of sucks is all. At least on the internet, and here specifically, people will pull their masks off for a bit. You can't even get that in physical form these days.
                >I might be misunderstanding what you mean.
                You are. I'm not disagreeing or attacking you. I'm saying I'm looking for what I outlined before. I've been constantly sold that selflessness is a thing and everyone should strive for it but consistently anytime I attempt it I have my life ruined and get taken advantage of by people that exist in absolute droves. I adopt their shittiness, turn it up to 11, and greet them with nuclear escalation tactics they naturally back down and I am rewarded heavily.
                I myself am a shitty person so I'm not actually judging you in an attempt to make you feel bad I'm just calling things as I see them neutrally. As such, I'm probably one of the worst ones out there.
                I just want to know everyone from my family to my teachers to society didn't waste my entire developmental period filling me with nonsense in a weird attempt to cripple me and others like me for no reason solely so they can believe their own lies they were telling us or whatever reason they decided to do so. It certainly wasn't for our benefit or the future benefit of the species, as they claimed.
                So, I'm peeking under any rock that might house my evidence and everytime I get a little more disappointed and depressed because, surprisingly, I just keep finding the same stuff no matter where I look.
                That "surprisingly" used to not be sarcasm.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to sleep, if the anon from earlier drops his Discord, I'll add him in the morning.

                I'm too tired to formulate my response properly but the people that taught you to be selfless weren't intentionally setting you up for failure. The way the world should be is people looking out for each other, instead of harming one another.

                Not going to lecture you but I realize that it might feel good in the moment to return other's shittiness, but to me it'd be more worthwhile to not engage with them. It only serves to drag you down. I understand how disheartening it can be to be endlessly met with shitty people, but I hope you don't stop looking.

                I swim every day except Sunday.
                The coloring does mess with my hair, makes it starchy, so I trimmed all my body hair.
                I hate starchy feeling pubes.
                I normally don't have any problem with having pubes, but I hate the feeling now, because it feels like nails on chalkboard.
                I used to be on the swim team middle h
                Through highschool, took lifeguarding and taught swim lessons.
                I'm proficient in swimming, but I mostly just want to be my idea physical self.
                That Socrates quote got to me about how every man ought to see how strong they can get before they're old.

                I'm glad that you're treating your body well and getting in good health. Swimming sounds really relaxing and rewarding.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Drop your Discord and we can try playing something at some point.
                Aeruine#5016

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >recovering from illness
    >sun is finally fucking out
    >health immediately improves
    >getting back to riding bike cycle again
    hopefully I can get my endurance back to where it was just a few weeks ago when I could easily do 100 mile rides even in the miserable rain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have good raingear? I admire your willingness to go out even in adverse weather, that always feels so dreary to me. I'm glad to hear that you've made a recovery from your illness, I hope you build up endurance quickly.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going for an interview at TAFE, hopefully I'll get into the construction pathways course, get some good skills, then get a decent job as a tradie. They need them in my state, so it should be good.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Learning to drive in my mid 20s. My hands don't tremble behind the wheel anymore and I'm not as bad shit scared of getting killed as much. Still scared of freeways though.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im on nofap day 11 and ive only seen porn accidentally

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >be hikineet
    >goals
    to move out or at least have a good amount of savings by EOY
    >small improvements
    pretty minute, I'm finally replacing old clothes with newer ones including shoes. I can already tell it may help with my mental health since appearances, even if you seldom go outside, can say a lot.

    >savings
    tfw built pc last month and had to spend more money on clothes... do any other neets know of any decent ways to make money online that aren't surveys that pay $1/hr

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have an exam in 1h and i wanna die but i think ill pass

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

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    World domination
    but muscle and knowledge is good enough for now

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost enough weight that people now refer to me as "that skinny guy" instead of "that big guy"

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why do you even want a no doomer thread lmao, your threads are pointless and no one gives a shit about self improvement anymore. if people really wanna improve here, they wouldn't be posting in this shitshow lol.

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