How the fuck did he allow his retarded body to just fall like that ALL THE WAY down to COMPLETELY FLAT on the ground like that.
For fuck's sake,
CATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
He's literally like a fucking retard. Like the retarded kid with cystic fibrosis that no one liked
That’s not even his bike. TWhy would he have a cheap huffy and not something with disc brakes or shock absorbers or anything? Rich people just go into stores and say “that one” and buy the most expensive thing they have. There’s not even a single ding or a scratch on that bike.
My theory is Biden never learned how to ride a bike until recently and as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.
It's just a Trek. Not even a Cannondale, Giant, or a Specialized. Just a Trek. They probably had some intern go buy a bike, and all the idiot could think of was to go to a Trek dealer.
How the fuck did he allow his retarded body to just fall like that ALL THE WAY down to COMPLETELY FLAT on the ground like that.
For fuck's sake,
CATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
He's literally like a fucking retard. Like the retarded kid with cystic fibrosis that no one liked
Dumb old fart fell for the oldest trick in the book. >"We need to show your fit and able. How about riding a bike?"
They knew his fossilized old ass would fall. They wanted him to fall. They used to show him driving around in one of his pathetic Corvettes (what an NPC choice in cars) but the old fart doesn't have the wherewithal to drive a vehicle of any kind any more. Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op. Riding a bike and falling like an invalid only puts him at risk. Now Creepy Joe is a dead man walking. Old people like Joe can't survive even the slightest fall. He's got maybe a few months, tops. Anyone that's had their grandparents fall knows this. Joe ain't living to 2024. He's going straight to Hell to fuck his son Beau in the ass again real soon.
I'm still amazed that they ever let him out of the basement ever again after he was "sworn in". Like good job, you stole the election, now just hide him away from the public JamesMadison-style and no one will ever now how retarded he really is.
It's like even his own team is unaware just how fully retarded and incapable he is
>Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op.
Laughed once again at your post haha
"just joe" is a never-ending source of pure perplexing amusement of sheer, abject humiliation on a global scale.
Fucking THANK YOU.
Even his pathetic BICYCLE is fucking amateurish and totally embarrassing & weak. >piece-of-shit, walmart-issue, tires too small, seat too low, pedals have baskets(?), ugly gray color, tiny handlebars, etc.
Like if President Trump was a gay bike fag he at least would have been all like MAKE BICYCLES GREAT AGAIN and it would have been bright fucking red with literal flame throwers and metal spikes and no brakes and like 20 feet tall >picrel but on a bike
All he literally had to do was stand.
The bike was already stopped.
He couldn't even manage to get his feet on the ground before his executable stopped for a full 10 seconds.
>as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.
That's what I'd do if I were rich.
All my discoveries, such as how to shit without leaving stains on bowl and not having toilet water splashing to your anus, would all be sensational headlines. >But since I am poor, I just keep these to myself.
Stupid joe WOULD be wearing the shoes made by Uyghur concentration campers
>JUST
>do
>it, you know, the THING
How the fuck did he allow his retarded body to just fall like that ALL THE WAY down to COMPLETELY FLAT on the ground like that.
For fuck's sake,
CATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
He's literally like a fucking retard. Like the retarded kid with cystic fibrosis that no one liked
>Completely flat
>HOW?
>REEEEEEEE
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
TO
THE
MOON
He just keeps on smiling.
>we could learn a lot from him
Who in his PR team came up with a 'joe riding a bike' episode?
It was either the bike or jogging and that old fart ain't jogging nowhere
garden gnome
That’s not even his bike. TWhy would he have a cheap huffy and not something with disc brakes or shock absorbers or anything? Rich people just go into stores and say “that one” and buy the most expensive thing they have. There’s not even a single ding or a scratch on that bike.
My theory is Biden never learned how to ride a bike until recently and as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.
That bike is pretty expensive
>$2 million dollars is a lot of money for joe!
>rim brakes
>no suspension
>shit tires
>expensive
I doubt it. $500 tops.
I got an electric bike with disc brakes for $800
Very nice anon. What kind of range and top speed do you get?
It's just a Trek. Not even a Cannondale, Giant, or a Specialized. Just a Trek. They probably had some intern go buy a bike, and all the idiot could think of was to go to a Trek dealer.
Dumb old fart fell for the oldest trick in the book.
>"We need to show your fit and able. How about riding a bike?"
They knew his fossilized old ass would fall. They wanted him to fall. They used to show him driving around in one of his pathetic Corvettes (what an NPC choice in cars) but the old fart doesn't have the wherewithal to drive a vehicle of any kind any more. Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op. Riding a bike and falling like an invalid only puts him at risk. Now Creepy Joe is a dead man walking. Old people like Joe can't survive even the slightest fall. He's got maybe a few months, tops. Anyone that's had their grandparents fall knows this. Joe ain't living to 2024. He's going straight to Hell to fuck his son Beau in the ass again real soon.
I'm still amazed that they ever let him out of the basement ever again after he was "sworn in". Like good job, you stole the election, now just hide him away from the public JamesMadison-style and no one will ever now how retarded he really is.
It's like even his own team is unaware just how fully retarded and incapable he is
>Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op.
Laughed once again at your post haha
"just joe" is a never-ending source of pure perplexing amusement of sheer, abject humiliation on a global scale.
Fucking poorfag.
I had a better mountain bike in college that was stolen by a n-word with bolt cutters.
Fucking THANK YOU.
Even his pathetic BICYCLE is fucking amateurish and totally embarrassing & weak.
>piece-of-shit, walmart-issue, tires too small, seat too low, pedals have baskets(?), ugly gray color, tiny handlebars, etc.
Like if President Trump was a gay bike fag he at least would have been all like MAKE BICYCLES GREAT AGAIN and it would have been bright fucking red with literal flame throwers and metal spikes and no brakes and like 20 feet tall
>picrel but on a bike
DO BETTER, BIDEN
It’s just an old nice bike
He probably stole it from some kid.
He steals everything
you think a dude who can barely speak and doesnt really know where he is half the time just recently learned to ride a bike?
I swear you leaves never cease to amaze me. day of the rake when
All he literally had to do was stand.
The bike was already stopped.
He couldn't even manage to get his feet on the ground before his executable stopped for a full 10 seconds.
>as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.
That's what I'd do if I were rich.
All my discoveries, such as how to shit without leaving stains on bowl and not having toilet water splashing to your anus, would all be sensational headlines.
>But since I am poor, I just keep these to myself.
Video. Now
the irish fag cant even ride a bike
running the economy is just like riding a bike for joe.
That is the present of our country. A fucking bicycle.
I love these threads
It cracks me up how clueless LULZcels are about cycling culture and current trends
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>troons love to make fun of Biden
What
only troons do troon shit like this to make sure their shitty threads don't die
,>people riding their bike on the side of the road and not on the sidewalk
Enjoy your inevitable death or mutilation
JUST
don't
do it
Checked.
He is always sleepy so he's literally taking a pavement nap
Someone shop out phone & replacement with gun