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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid joe WOULD be wearing the shoes made by Uyghur concentration campers
    >JUST
    >do
    >it, you know, the THING

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did he allow his retarded body to just fall like that ALL THE WAY down to COMPLETELY FLAT on the ground like that.

    For fuck's sake,
    CATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
    He's literally like a fucking retard. Like the retarded kid with cystic fibrosis that no one liked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Completely flat
      >HOW?
      >REEEEEEEE
      MY
      FUCKING
      SIDES
      TO
      THE
      MOON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just keeps on smiling.
      >we could learn a lot from him

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who in his PR team came up with a 'joe riding a bike' episode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was either the bike or jogging and that old fart ain't jogging nowhere
      garden gnome

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not even his bike. TWhy would he have a cheap huffy and not something with disc brakes or shock absorbers or anything? Rich people just go into stores and say “that one” and buy the most expensive thing they have. There’s not even a single ding or a scratch on that bike.

    My theory is Biden never learned how to ride a bike until recently and as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That bike is pretty expensive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$2 million dollars is a lot of money for joe!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rim brakes
        >no suspension
        >shit tires
        >expensive
        I doubt it. $500 tops.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got an electric bike with disc brakes for $800

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very nice anon. What kind of range and top speed do you get?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a Trek. Not even a Cannondale, Giant, or a Specialized. Just a Trek. They probably had some intern go buy a bike, and all the idiot could think of was to go to a Trek dealer.

          How the fuck did he allow his retarded body to just fall like that ALL THE WAY down to COMPLETELY FLAT on the ground like that.

          For fuck's sake,
          CATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
          He's literally like a fucking retard. Like the retarded kid with cystic fibrosis that no one liked

          Dumb old fart fell for the oldest trick in the book.
          >"We need to show your fit and able. How about riding a bike?"
          They knew his fossilized old ass would fall. They wanted him to fall. They used to show him driving around in one of his pathetic Corvettes (what an NPC choice in cars) but the old fart doesn't have the wherewithal to drive a vehicle of any kind any more. Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op. Riding a bike and falling like an invalid only puts him at risk. Now Creepy Joe is a dead man walking. Old people like Joe can't survive even the slightest fall. He's got maybe a few months, tops. Anyone that's had their grandparents fall knows this. Joe ain't living to 2024. He's going straight to Hell to fuck his son Beau in the ass again real soon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still amazed that they ever let him out of the basement ever again after he was "sworn in". Like good job, you stole the election, now just hide him away from the public JamesMadison-style and no one will ever now how retarded he really is.

            It's like even his own team is unaware just how fully retarded and incapable he is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Plus, he'd probably not only kill himself, he would have mostly likely plowed over the staff or reporters cover this photo op.
            Laughed once again at your post haha
            "just joe" is a never-ending source of pure perplexing amusement of sheer, abject humiliation on a global scale.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking poorfag.
        I had a better mountain bike in college that was stolen by a n-word with bolt cutters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking THANK YOU.
      Even his pathetic BICYCLE is fucking amateurish and totally embarrassing & weak.
      >piece-of-shit, walmart-issue, tires too small, seat too low, pedals have baskets(?), ugly gray color, tiny handlebars, etc.

      Like if President Trump was a gay bike fag he at least would have been all like MAKE BICYCLES GREAT AGAIN and it would have been bright fucking red with literal flame throwers and metal spikes and no brakes and like 20 feet tall
      >picrel but on a bike

      DO BETTER, BIDEN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just an old nice bike

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He probably stole it from some kid.
        He steals everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think a dude who can barely speak and doesnt really know where he is half the time just recently learned to ride a bike?

      I swear you leaves never cease to amaze me. day of the rake when

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All he literally had to do was stand.
        The bike was already stopped.
        He couldn't even manage to get his feet on the ground before his executable stopped for a full 10 seconds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as soon as he thought he got the hang of it he made it into a media event.

      That's what I'd do if I were rich.
      All my discoveries, such as how to shit without leaving stains on bowl and not having toilet water splashing to your anus, would all be sensational headlines.
      >But since I am poor, I just keep these to myself.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Video. Now

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the irish fag cant even ride a bike

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    running the economy is just like riding a bike for joe.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is the present of our country. A fucking bicycle.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love these threads
    It cracks me up how clueless LULZcels are about cycling culture and current trends

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >troons love to make fun of Biden
    What

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only troons do troon shit like this to make sure their shitty threads don't die

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ,>people riding their bike on the side of the road and not on the sidewalk

    Enjoy your inevitable death or mutilation

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

    don't
    do it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      He is always sleepy so he's literally taking a pavement nap

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone shop out phone & replacement with gun

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