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"Poor Henry had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out; soot and dirt from the tunnel roof had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes. But I think he deserved his punishment, don't you?"

Did Henry deserve his punishment?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they get a John Lennon impersonator as the narrator?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how all people from London talk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liverpool, genius

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Liverpool *posh I guess, because I knew some people from Liverpool and sounded less uptight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait? Ringo voices the Narrator

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s not, that’s George Harrison.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ringo Starr was the first narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine. Sir Richard Starkey, former drummer for the Beatles, better known by his professional moniker Ringo Starr, did voice over work for the show from 1984-1986

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It’s George. George Harrison. Lead singer in the Beatles. Would recognise his voice anywhere.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This man is right

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is clearly Pete Best he needed a rebound and Thomas was that light at the end of the tunnel (no pun intended)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That explains the London accent, they even used to call The Beatles "the lads from London".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >London accent
              Its more Kentish, maybe Suffolk. Somewhere down south though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's George Carlin fucktard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's Pierce Brosnan you knob.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            George Carlin was the conductor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ringofags on suicide watch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where the fuck is the English dub? Fuck George Carlin but he's an infinitely better narrator than fucking Ringo. I literally like Ringo but listen to him. Sounds like he's about to die. George Carlin really hammed it up and made each character his own/unique.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I literally like Ringo
        Why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk I haven't heard him advocate for trans kids or anything + he's a Beatle and I like the Beatles.
          Unlike that cuckold Carlin.
          But Carlin's version of Thomas is leagues better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if this is bait but all the original episodes are on YouTube and remastered. Ringo did the first 2 seasons of the UK dub then switched to Angelis, while Carlin did the first 4 seasons and then switched to Baldwin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well akshully ringo did narrate the us versions. but all he did was rerecord the lines for changes like sir topham hatt and freight cars and leave everything else the same

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are all the Carlin episodes on YouTube?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG COSMIC HORROR IN MY CHILDRENS PRODUCT ITS JUST LIKE EARTHBOUND AND MY LITTLE PONY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah insulting something you grew up with makes me pretty cool, wouldn’t you say?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ lost, fuck off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, fuck manchildren.

        lmao

        manchilds seething ay this post

        Incredibly based. Fuck autists.

        samefag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, fuck manchildren.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys pedo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      manchilds seething ay this post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i've seen a topic come up one too many times so i must now hate it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly based. Fuck autists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it, what’s wrong with the thread topic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its one homosexual seething about an innocent thread about an innocent show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EARTHBOUND AND MY LITTLE PONY
      Reddit incarnate.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cautionary tale warning against slothfulness and pride, kids are supposed to look at Henry and think "oh no I don't want that to be me"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gets let out in the very next episode.
      Yes

      qrd?

      Smudger was a narrow guage engine who ram poorly, and constantly came off the track due to his carelessness. He was often told to shape up, but insisted that he didn't need to. Eventually, the manager had enough and was tired of fixing him. So, he placed smudger behind a shed, secured him to the ground with concrete, and used him as a generator to provide power for the shed and surrounding buildings. The darkest part is that his railway ends up getting shut down. While most of the engines are sold to other companies. Smudger was never mentioned, implying he was left behind the shed. Which was shown to eventually become covered in dirt, trees, and rocks after a storm. So he is canonically dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smudgebros... tell me this isn’t canon...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Season 4 episode 1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This actually happened, all the old stories are based on real trains and smudger was slightly too big a gauge so rode high on the rails

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they make more soundtracks like this anymore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bob The Builder has a banger of a soundtrack. You can ask Brits about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check out white as snow from captain scarlet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Henry always had the most kino themes. The Flying Kipper is the track everyone remembers but his Forest theme is fantastic too, lots of melancholy but always had a happy undertone to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck? These are genuinely beautifully composed, love the melodies, wow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twin peaks

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching stop motion Thomas
    Oldfag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has this little thing called SOVL, you wouldn't understand lil zoomie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can anyone prefer the lower? Zoomies are not alive. Zombies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          18 year old zoomer here
          i used to be an enormous thomasfag and i watched a shit ton of the original thomas show
          i also read the original books and i owned a huge collection of the trains and i wore a costume of some random obscure train from the series for halloween
          fuck you homosexual i prefer the top way more

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I loved Thomas too as a kid and had the trains and tracks and everything but why the fuck would you dress up as a train for Halloween? I went as Batman, Dracula, Zorro.
            What was the costume even like? Were you inside a rectangular box costume with a Thomas face mask on? I can't even imagine it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't stop motion, it was all done with live action scale models and puppetry

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d be more concerned about the bro they turned into a living generator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trains have engines that convert heat energy into mechanical energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO *claps* MUCH *claps* THIS *clap*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >((((((((((Tracy Van Slyke)))))))))))

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like tracy van dyke

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be an annoying prick
    >be told repeatedly to knock It off
    >still endures
    >eventually fucks up
    >controller had had enough of him
    >"to the tunnel with you!"
    He deserved it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was pride of his colorfull stripes, probably a trans train, he deserved it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >probably a trans train
        autismo

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But there was one particular episode that caused me to put the brakes on Thomas for good. It revolved around James, a red engine who is described in the opening credits as "vain but lots of fun." (Wait, it's OK to be vain if you can show others a good time occasionally? Great – that's going in my Parenting 101 book.) In the episode "Tickled Pink", poor vain James, is ordered by Topham Hat to get a new coat of paint. But while James has only had an undercoat of pink slathered on, Topham Hatt interrupts and demands that James go pick up Hatt's granddaughter and deliver her and her friends to a birthday party right now.
    James is mortified that he has to travel while pink and proceeds to hide from all the other trains along the way. When he's caught, the other trains – including Thomas – viciously laugh and mock him.

    "What are you doing James? You're a big pink steamie," says Diesel, the bad-boy engine. (For the record, all the "villains" on Thomas and Friends are the dirty diesel engines. I'd like to think there was a good environmental message in there, but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke – and they are all pumping out smoke – it's not hard to make the leap into the race territory.)

    But once James gets back on the rails and picks up Granddaughter Hatt and her friends, all seemingly ends well because the girls love pink.

    Well guess what? It's not OK. You think a little boy watching Thomas is going to file away the lesson that pink is OK for boys? No, what kids remember is that James was laughed at, cruelly, over and over again, because he looked different and was clad in a "girly" pink color.

    And that's not even to get started on the female trains. Well, actually it's hard to get started on them, because they barely exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOUDER
      FOR
      THE
      PEOPLE
      IN
      THE
      BACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically want to smash this author's hands with a sledgehammer before gouging their eyes out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The author of the post, I hope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And that's not even to get started on the female trains. Well, actually it's hard to get started on them, because they barely exist.
      Based Thomas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No, what kids remember is that James was laughed at, cruelly, over and over again, because he looked different and was clad in a "girly" pink color.
      based. will show my son this episode someday so he turns out normal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >topham hatt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the diesel trains, which are painted black, are the villains of the show
      >this is somehow racist
      >thinking the black villains are black people is not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duck was sent out of the main yard after Diesel tricked the other engines into thinking that Duck told lies about them to the trucks. While heading up a hill, a group of trucks that had broken free from Edward started heading towards him. He tried to escape, but they caught up with him. The trucks were pushing Duck into a station too fast, and he was going to hit a passenger coach that was on the track and had people inside. Duck braked hard enough to slow himself down and give a signal man the chance to switch the track, diverting Duck into a siding that was right in front of a barber shop. He crashed through the wall, angering the barber, who sprayed him with shaving cream. Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived and told the barber why Duck had crashed. The barber apologized and Hatt revealed to Duck that he hadn't trusted Diesel and had just sent him away. The other engines then allow Duck to return.

      Someone do Topham Hat and Mr. Conductor as the soibois pointing at Henry bricked up in the background.

      THE FAT CONTROLLER YOU SEPPO CUNTS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >THE FAT CONTROLLER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clown world

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ this was a harsh punishment

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did Henry the Green Engine mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT BOOK?

        Henry the Green Engine, 1st edition (1951)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably based on a true story of a real train smoking evil kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The faces in this episode still haunt me.

      Realistically, what would happen here? The boys would have been scarred for life from burns from the hot ash? lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT BOOK?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol not real dude

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is 100% real

          it's from the story 'Henry's Sneeze'

          >The story was considered so controversial that it was reported in the national press. Awdry himself claimed that it was a case of oversensitivity on the part of the race relations board. Awdry did apologize and eventually went back to fix the problem by changing the offending sentence to "as black as soot", which has been used in subsequent editions of the book since 1972.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unfathomably based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$2.24 gas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude it was barely over 2 bucks back in February FFS.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine deactivating an entire railway because of a stubborn little shit train. They should have tore him apart and sell the parts to a junkyard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's close down one of the tracks and cut the capacity on the line in half just to teach a stubborn train a lesson

      How much money did they lose on this stunt?

      hivemind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what they did, Henry was replaced by a Black 5.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's close down one of the tracks and cut the capacity on the line in half just to teach a stubborn train a lesson

    How much money did they lose on this stunt?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine deactivating an entire railway because of a stubborn little shit train. They should have tore him apart and sell the parts to a junkyard

      Its a triple mainline on a small island, they aren't losing any capacity.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do we have here?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truck Lives Matter

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY SHIT IF YOU APPLY REAL LIFE LOGIC TO THIS NONSENSE FAIRY TALE FOR TODDLERS ITS HECKIN DARK AS FUCK

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    debunked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for ruining it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now do the one where they turn him into a stationary engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they'll lie about henry, what else will they lie about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a lie to further a narrative that isn't real

      You know what else isn't real? Sentient choo-choos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it, did all of you think Henry was never seen again after this episode? Him being left in there forever was never a meme, this is a long running show and Henry is in it the whole time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck I did not expect the unlucky tug to get posted on LULZ. This guys autism power level is insanely high and he takes thomas so seriously but its weirdly entertaining to watch, I cant stop.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have yall forgotten the Grimm's fairytales? Talk shit get hit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yall
      get out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grimm's, as well as parts of the bible, and other stories, are a warning against the evil and satanic cavemen from those eastern euro/western asian mountain ranges that have plagued humanity for most of their existence.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oi cunt he got left in a tunnel innit?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao you fucking huge pussy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had it coming

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They let him out in the next episode

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is one of the mods a lady fan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoodfeed me devil nazi anon. what is Diesel and Lady? I'm not a Thomas fan, but you know all machines are women so the show makes no sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diesel is the jerk. No idea who Lady is I hated when they added other trains that weren't the original core cast.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is diesel a big black powerful engine that all the other ones are racist against?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No? Gordon is the alpha bull train. Diesel is a diesel engine who chills with the troublesome trucks. I love when the trains abuse the troublesome trucks and literally beat the shit out of them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That guy is getting diesel and diesel 10 mixed up, they are two different characters. Diesel was around for a long time and just always started shit with the steam engines. Diesel 10 showed up in the movie and tried multiple times to straight up kill lady, the magic engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was me ayy lemao. I deleted my post because upon further contemplation I realized it did not merit a bump.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros... are there still any kids shows with this much soul left?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK no. Kid shows today serve no purpose other than to sexually corrupt them and best ensure they don't procreate and die young.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the Thomas equivalent of the Red Wedding when it originally aired. No one was expecting a character as big as Henry to die as early as Episode 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't die. He was released the following episode. Are you a zoomer larping as a boomer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People literally thought he was dead for an entire week until the next episode aired, "his steam had gone out."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This was the Thomas equivalent of the Red Wedding
      lmao

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my pic, but I actually had the toy piece related to this episode. It had a removable brick block. This was my favorite episode because of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved the old sets. They were so much fun.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henrybros... we won!

    All is well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >second pic is Gordon

      kys, you dont know shit about Thomas and Friends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is Henry, Gordon’s face is noticeably different

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        retard

        >2:45

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the production value in this. It's honestly breathtaking.
    (((Modern day))) disgusts me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what production value? it's not even stop motion, just diorama footage, no real animation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're remote controlled trains blowing steam everywhere. Look at the landscapes. This is literal artwork.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i love that disel train

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The trains aren't fucking stop motion, theyre really running along those tracks, fucking schitzo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you even read the post you moron?

          >The trains aren't fucking stop motion
          >it's not even stop motion

          >theyre really running along those tracks
          >just diorama footage

          how embarrassing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. Well WTF is your problem then? You WANT the trains to not be motorized and blowing steam and smoke and instead have choppy stop motion for no reason? Why?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I believe he is criticizing the stills, it's a bit jarring in the scenes with humans. Just jumpcut montages, no actual movement.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop motion would actually have muxh higher costs than just a diorama

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I believe he is criticizing the stills, it's a bit jarring in the scenes with humans. Just jumpcut montages, no actual movement.

            The stills of the people pushing the train help expand a child's imagination.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The stills are a less than ideal technique so they don't have to actually animate anything
              fixed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like it was taken out of a storybook or something. Not only that the human scenes are infrequent.
                I can't believe you're sitting here on LULZ ripping apart Thomas the Train, easily the most soulful children's media ever made.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he just go in reverse

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how to make autistic children flip their shit: the video

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn early Thomas was kino.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Duck deserve his punishment?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait fuck what happened in this episode? You have unlocked a memory I forgot I had

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Duck was sent out of the main yard after Diesel tricked the other engines into thinking that Duck told lies about them to the trucks. While heading up a hill, a group of trucks that had broken free from Edward started heading towards him. He tried to escape, but they caught up with him. The trucks were pushing Duck into a station too fast, and he was going to hit a passenger coach that was on the track and had people inside. Duck braked hard enough to slow himself down and give a signal man the chance to switch the track, diverting Duck into a siding that was right in front of a barber shop. He crashed through the wall, angering the barber, who sprayed him with shaving cream. Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived and told the barber why Duck had crashed. The barber apologized and Hatt revealed to Duck that he hadn't trusted Diesel and had just sent him away. The other engines then allow Duck to return.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh damn now I remember, thank you anon, you sent me back 30 years

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    [deleted post]

    This man is right

    Wrong, this is clearly Pete Best he needed a rebound somehow and Thomas was that light at the end of the tunnel (no pun intended)

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did they mean by that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trains maintained by blacks fall into disarray and ruin?
        I mean it's true. Look at Africa. When Apartheid happened and white people were all persecuted/left, blacks just let the infrastructure rot and now it's nothing but filth and ruins.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my doctor has also forbidden me from pulling

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come boat chads do so much better in life than train autists?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask the Moskva

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tug boat, for its size, is the most powerful craft afloat. chad confirmed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like boats more than trains but Theodore was creepy and I didn't like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tug boat, for its size, is the most powerful craft afloat. chad confirmed.

      I like boats more than trains but Theodore was creepy and I didn't like it.

      boat autism > train autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They used to play this show when I was a baby. The whole show feels like a fever dream. I was surprised to find out that they only had 13 episodes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theodore was peak fun as a kid, my grandparents used to take me around the harbour all the time and I'd always see him docked.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    relevant

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone itt:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual fuck.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on LULZ by a longshot

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the OG show when i was a kid.
    The funny part is that it was only aired at 00:00AM but as a kid i couldn't be awake that late, so my father would be awake too to watch with me
    He worked 12/36 at night, so i could only watch the show every two days
    I had even the metal trains and the tracks
    Yeah, pretty kino times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice dad. My dad beat the shit out of me every day because he was a drunk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's unfortunate. sorry anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember me and my little brother were playing with Brio's (those wooden Thomas toy tracks) and I'd just got a Thomas toy and wanted to play with him, but my little brother started screaming and crying that he wanted to play with Thomas and I was like "no" so my brother went apeshit wrecking the tracks and my dad came in, my brother told him I was stealing his toys and my dad backhanded me across the room.
          Needless to say I don't talk to either of those creeps anymore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good on you, if you end up having kids now you know what not to do

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your brother is pretty based tbh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got off easy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got to watch Thomas when it was on though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmaooo

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not actually that harsh though. Tell the story if the engine doesn't have a face. The train stops working in a tunnel, it doesn't matter what they do the train won't budge, so they close the track and brick up the tunnel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but that doesnt sit well with oversensitive white people stomachs so we cant have can we

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First few series of Thomas are pure kino, some of the best children's television ever made

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many of you are on the spectrum?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hong-Mei (voiced by Chipo Chung in the UK and US) is a Chinese tank engine Thomas met during his stay at China. She has her own pair of coaches, An-An and Yin-Long, who are occasionally used by Thomas. One of her main jobs is to pull the Mail Train.

    Can trains get yellow fever?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't lie she's pretty cute. Good for Thomas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are those trainitties?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think "pulling her carriages" means?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinky.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "So they asked me to narrate Thomas the bloody Tank Engine, and I was a bit uncomfortable as they asked Paul to write some of thd stories. One in particular involved Gordon being punished by the Fat Controller in ways that were a bit dark.

    Thankfully they toned it down, but Paul insisted on the tunnel punishment staying, he said it was about the male fear of vaginas or something bloody stupid like that."

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could a stop motion children's TV show most likely made on a shoestring budget have such incredible sovl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is not stop motion

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was little I loved thomas and had a giant table with a bunch of buildings and even a bridge. My parents let me watch Bridge on the River Kwai so I would reenact blowing up the bridge over and over lol.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/qa/ lost, fuck off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your grooming discord

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt: boomers

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont like it therefore discord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice self portrait

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are there any thomas the tank engine wojaks for my collection?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone do Topham Hat and Mr. Conductor as the soibois pointing at Henry bricked up in the background.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of the conductor as the smug soijak with henry as the red seething wojak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone make this one Thomas the train related somehow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just made this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>I dont like it therefore discord

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kids raised on Thomas are now old enough to post on LULZ
    I can't handle this feel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in 1990. Isn't Thomas an old ass show? I feel like it was already old when I began watching it as a toddler.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was around for a while with Ringo Starr but it wasn't until the 2000's when uptight christian parents only let their kids watch this and Veggie Tales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >uptight christian parents only let their kids watch this and Veggie Tales
          I don't think this ever happened.
          Moreover, all those "satanic panic" freakouts were all completely right. Except, granted, it wasn't Pokemon and Harry Potter that was the problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "they were right except for the main thing they said"
            are you retarded?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The main thing they said was media was being weaponized against children and it is.
              captcha:jyoox

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn't, it was that it encouraged literal devil worship. Just stop posting kid, you're embarrassing yourself. I'm sure D&D will turn all of us into devil worshiping trannies ANY DAY NOW.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it was that it encouraged literal devil worship
                Aaaand what exactly is the difference between literal devil worship and encouraging your child to castrate themselves and cut their breasts off...?
                Sounds like fucking Satan to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >more parents should be taking their kids to tranny strip shows and putting dollar bills into their garters, complete with neon lights that say "it isn't going to lick itself". the people involved would be so proud of it too that they would never try to prevent people from filming it, lest the public sees what a acceptable message it is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand what the Satanic Panic was and I'm just projecting my current year insecurities onto it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. Satanic pedophile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the good seasons are from the mid 80s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first series of 26 stories premiered in October 1984 on the ITV Network in the UK
      Huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bongland
        talk about somewhere else irrelevant next!!

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Money is worth less than half it was in 1999.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo, the lesson is vanity is the biggest sin of all and deserves eternal damnation?!

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Children are eaten
    >Mother duck is almost eaten
    Miss it when kids shows could throw in some fucked up shit every now and then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont google thomas the tank porn

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So LULZ is a Thomas board.
    Good to know.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any other shows with out of the box "animation" techniques?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bodyshaming the Controller
    I didn’t know how problematic Thomas was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't read one of the most influential articles of all time posted in this very thread
      Thomas has been fucking #cancelled, chud.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For the love of God, Montresor!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Poe Reader.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, when the universe ends, and the last of the blackholes spill out their hawking radiation, Henry will still be there, for all eternity. I'd rather just go to hell than be trapped in a tunnel forever.

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