wat do?
new to dating
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wat do?
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grab her by the pussy
Give her the ol' lickaroo.
Somebody's been reading old green texts. Fuck that guy was a dag.
You don't need any help, just have fun and don't let her drink off of your wallet.
Personally I don't mind buying women drinks and food n shit. What the fuck ever.
Simp!!!
No I do. I was think of asking her truth or dare.
If she says dare: I say wear no panties and a dress
If she says truth: I say what’s your body count?
bad idea?
Yes, bad idea. Just get her number and don't talk to her too much before he date. Never ask a girl her body count, they find this offensive.
I wish women came with carfax
thats shit to play games. you might be a winner in LULZ standards for being rude to her, but you will fail in connecting with this soul.
you can hope she is not playing games as well.
maybe she's the one you'll be happy with in 40 years of marriage? that would be a good game.
>Connecting with this soul
>With the "soul" of a woman you met on Bumble
Retard
Terrible idea you should dip your toes to test the water not go all in at once
Shit.
looks like she is interested.
looks like it will get interesting.
During the date dare her to pay for the drinks
I’m actually OP the other guys are just trolling. Seriously when we leave the bar, I drive her to my place right? And we get her car the next day?
No you dumbass, you go get drinks at the bar like you said. Then you feel it out. Maybe it's just a nice date and you set up a second one. Maybe she tryna fuck in which case you should have a plan. Ideally you would pick a meetup spot within walking distance of place but at least not a long drive. Also with most women, you need to give them an excuse as to why they are going back to your place other than sex. You both know it's for sex, but if you can make up some excuse (having a glass of some wine you have or some shit), they don't have to feel like the whore they are. Good luck
At least they talk to you. These bitches match with me and then never send a message
You are getting finessed, she wouldn't have been this easy otherwise
Don't forget to create sexual tension and escalate
Hijacking this thread. There’s a girl at work I’m really interested in but I don’t know what to do now (I haven’t asked out a girl in years). I’m an engineer and she wages at the company, but she’s a originally a petroleum engineer taking refuge from Venezuela. She’s been in the country seven months and has no life outside of work and no friends (literally me). She knows some English and I know a good amount of Spanish, so we talk back and forth through both languages, and I mentioned we should teach each other our languages. What do? I was thinking
>ask her to get a drink after work
>exchange numbers if she says yes
>meet at a bar
>buy drinks
>talk for a while, get to know her
What happens next though? If all this goes through do I kiss her after walking her to her car? At the bar? Not at all? What’s supposed to happen here?
She's a coworker so don't kiss on the first date unless it goes exceptionally well and you are certain she wants it as much as you (or more ideally)
If you go for a kiss too early it will be really fucking awkward and she may even tell other people.
Sounds reasonable. Maybe a side hug at the end then?
Makes sense, thanks.
Maybe but I don’t have anyone’s number at work, and I haven’t even tried to date in years so I was cautious.
Good idea. Will be helpful to have a more quiet location with the language barrier.
you can play this fast or slow but either way if you ask her out on a date and don't make it clear early on your intentions are romantic she will categorise you as a friend, then don't be surprised if after a month of sexual tension free dates she's getting railed by some dude she met on an app
this is ok advice
if you get the feel that she wants to be kissed then go for it
the key is not having fucked her expectations, where if she reads you as being a friend and then you do an uno reverse out of nowhere and go for the kiss
the other key is that if you do go for the kiss and she rejects it, you hold your frame - don't apologise, just explain you're really into her but if she's not feeling you that way then cool, and continue on as if nothing happened
You should have had her number by now. I have the phone numbers of people I talk to at work so work on that. You can then ask her wanna go out and do something tonight? If she say yes, unless she have a family here she probably say yes. Then during said date let her know you interested by saying oh Marian you look stunning. Aka compliment her a bit but not too much. Then test the waters by holding her hand and touching while talking and see how she reacts. If all seems good feel free to invite her to your place. If she says sure then you know she is dtf if she says no then be like cool well its been drive safe.
I've always gone with coffee instead of bar. I don't even drink coffee (sometimes turns out the girl doesn't either) it's just a safe, comfortable place to sit down and get to know each other and usually within walking distance of a restaurant if you want to get dinner after or dinner can be a great excuse to say you have to go if things aren't going well. Bars are loud and impossible to talk in, as well as dirty. Coffee or tea shops are usually cute and clean and easy to find a nice private spot.