Did we just unleash a new curse from the pharaohs onto the Earth?
https://abcnews.go.com/International/egypt-unveils-hidden-tunnel-inside-great-pyramid/story?id=97578249
NEW PYRAMID TUNNEL
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There was a dead bird outside my front door today. In my culture, that means someone in this house will be dead within a month.
I live alone.
don't be superstitious anon maybe a cat put it there or something
My grandmother taught me the cultural omens (most bad). My mom had a bird die on her porch and 2 weeks later fell down the stairs and was killed.
I have a hannunvaakuna at every entry/window to try to keep the evil out, but I think it caught me this time.
Perkele
>hannunvaakuna
qrd?
Wards off evil and bad luck.
This works better
This, but unironically . All demons and lesser beings fear Jesus Christ
I've been seeing this symbol more recently. It's legit. This is the structure that forms the firmament of a parallel psychospheric reality. Same thing with celtic knots. It crazy that we brought some back from there, also teal is the correct color as well.
>It's crazy that we brought something back**
even if it's just symbols, it's still wild. also reminds me of this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_based_on_dreams
>but I think it caught me this time
what have you done for death to catch up with you?
asking unironically
Family curse going all the way back to Ivalo. Ancestor was a shaman who fought with evil spirits and won. The spirits have followed us since.
hey nagger cattle, if there is a family curse going around and a dead bird is all it takes to get ya killed, it sounds like ya LOST
The spirits couldn't take him, so they started taking his bloodline.
You can break these curses with picrel
tough stuff tbh
buy a Kali-ma statue, kills demons
how about you put a cross instead you superstitious homosexual
>we're supposed to believe these juju worshiping retards are compatible with our society
It is a fucking bird. Tens of thousands of them die every day.
>using magic charms
>not relying on the son of God Jesus Christ
NGMI
Good luck though
You need to bring the bird inside to fulfill the terms of the curse
You will be fine, Just try to not keep fucking trannys as usually you do homosexual.
just mobe the bird to your neighbours door. problem solved
israeli solution
israelite would get a life insurance policy first then put the bird over there. he'd probably try to chop it into bits and put it on 10 peoples doorstep actually.
>catch bird
>kill bird
>place at anon's doorstep
>he offs himself before fate kills him
>empty his house
>profit
You must be brown
RIP anon
Do the opposite of what you think you have to do to stay alive
F
see ya around space cowboy
I wouldn't wait around for death
just change location
Maybe a local cat is trying to feed you
Manny such cases, you can protect yourself with garlic and mahantra
>Ohio probably
superstition is bad luck
Fudge
what do birds flying into your windows and shitting all over them from scaring the shit out of themselves mean?
Get a roommate
I had 2 hawks drop dead on my front lawn last summer and no one died here. I gave them proper burials though, I think that appeased the hawk spirits and mitigated the curse.
Dude, you live in Ohio. Everyone will be dead within a month.
move
Take this, anon.
thank you immunity gecko
Bird Flu maybe?
Southerner ay? I know that tradition, still upsets my mom whenever that happens.
Make a sacrifice to Odin. Specifically Odin. Following that make a second sacrifice to Thor because he is our kin whereas Odin is Machiavellian. Remember an enemies blood is no sacrifice so spare the nagger on this occasion and slaughter an animal.
Pyramids has nothing to do with Pharaohs
giants build them using very advanced technology
giants are real.
They were built over 13,500 years ago by White giants of 7' + who had golden skin and green / blue eyes. It's well known, the israeli smithsonian institute has (d) 100s of 7'+ tall skeletons they they just happened to lose.
I wish a giant lady sat on my face
if giants were real and they made all the normal humans lift all the heavy shit with no tech then Im glad they are dead. They were assholes
Gaza pyramids were powerful subsonic generators that used and underground river to amplify subsonic waves to levitate heavy objects like stones and warships. They built a small one first to complete the lager ones.
The pyramids were created to encourage the making of the movie stargate
Then it's no coincidence Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell".
Precisely
Really big assholes, pun definitely intended
What's with the English letters engraved in the Egyptian artifact? Am I hallucinating?
It's a watermark dude C'om
>Pyramids has nothing to do with Pharaohs
this, was created by the black race in Africa as a storage facility
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Wow, it's nothing.
that's nothing you should see op's mom's tunnel
would
It's funny this board hates of roasties a lot of damn sometimes I see these ladies and just love their beauty. Would suck to be gay, women might be a pain to deal with but nutting deep in their pussy is the bees knees
that pizza looks like focaccia wtf
That's stable diffusion, look closely.
OMG ANOTHER TUNNEL!! MAYBE THERE IS ANOTHER CHAMBER!!!
no, we didn't, idiot.
god, can you imagine abducting him and cutting off his stomach while he's still alive.. I honestly think the first time I go crazy ill cum in my pants
I can't top these top shelf Nikos but i can contribute
new photo lads
Nice
Top zozzle
What a time to be alive. Bless you, anon.
Hahahhah
exquisite
Legendary. Thanks, anon.
Why isn't it cut with perfect edges that a piece of paper can't slide between
Looks like Joan’s naked butt
It annoys me that "they" know and found what's in pyramids and what they're for but we can only speculate. Some days I wish I was one of them just to have the knowledge
Post the real one
This kike knew about that tunnel for decades. Archeology is a bureaucratic disaster.
That guy is a piece of shit, claims pyramids not built by slaves, clearly they were
how is it clear? its like some guy in the future claiming the skyscrapers in NYC were built by slaves or cyclopes
israelite slaves are a kike myth. Pyramids were public works during the Nile flood season when farmers couldn't grow crops. They were paid in beer and grain.
I'm fairly sure that we have come across records of people being payed to build the pyramids which would make them about as much of a slave as you.
Is this the same one as Hancock spoke about? The one that leads down from the Queens chamber?
Minister of antiquities or something? THe one preventing further exploration of the tunnel?
>Is this the same one as Hancock spoke about? The one that leads down from the Queens chamber
most likely. seems like Graham has a better handle on the pyramids than the israelite would like us to believe
>It was built as a royal tomb some 4,500 years ago
ok so how do they know oh wait they dont and its a trash article wow shocking
>A chevron technique was used in building the pyramid
OK SO HOW DO THEY KNOW OH WAIT THEY DONT AND ITS A TRASH ARTICLE
i saw a panda today, just eating bamboo, every now and then it would pause, just like the video had been paused but it was real life. Then carry on like play had been pressed.
Is this normal panda behaviour ?
Also they know about everything that pyramid has to offer, also free energy device before the last big wobble and whites moved from Egypt to Ireland, Wales and Scotland.
Do pandas pause ?
so WACKY and RANDOM and EPIC BAZINGA STYLE
do pandas fucking pause or not ?
It paused completely still, then carried on a few seconds later
Holds up spork
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I did my uni thesis on this, feel free to AMA
I’m a cat who loves tah snuz
Its just a nothing burger to keep tourism up
Me way back left
I want asiatic pussy and I want it now
It's the tunnel into wakanda, close it asap. We have enough naggers outside of Africa.
>I'm finally ready to settle down.
I hope so
They managed to say it's a tomb, and throw in covid in the few paragraphs they bothered writing.
wow so exciting. its like finding a secret tunnel in my basement thats full of dirt and discarded ET atari game cartridges
Egyptian curses are the goofiest occult belief.
>DONT DESECRATE THE DEAD SANDnagger OR HE'LL JINX YOU!!1!
>thousands year old pile of rocms
>people have been digging around inside for centuries
>still making new discoveries
if we take egyptologists at their word they are absurdly incompete.
When there is a "new" discovery of anything that gets released you can count on the actual find being a decade or more old before they reveal it. Egypt itself tries to keep things under wraps and hide a lot of what they've found out.
This. It was detected years ago via muon scanning. Took this long to get approval to get a camera in there to confirm
Though the catalogue thumnail was a fat womans arse from behind with dimpled cellulite thighs
>Did we just unleash a new curse from the pharaohs onto the Earth?
Oh no, you mean our lives might turn to shit?
Why would the pharaoh have the power to curse people? He's just a little guy.
>inb4 they "find" the alien bodies and carvings that have been there for thousands of years
>inb4 they add in their own "waooaahhh all religions are just the aliens, so socialist government now pls"
imagine naggers carving pictures onto nuclear power plants after the world collapses
ancient egyptians were just degenerate squatters
Are you fucking retarded. It's all advertising.
Like the French draw cave paintings to draw tourist, or Stonehenge.
Nice try op. That's clearly your mom's vagina.
Looks like a dead end
Wouldn't surprise me. I just had serious Deja Vu from this thread.
>9 meters long
osiris' fleshlight
Pyramids studied for hundreds of years...
NEW TUNNEL JUST DISCOVERED OLGGGGG WTF F TV X TRY BE FR FB G
>Earthquake
>new discoveries in the middle east
Blue Beans is right on track
How many tunnels did these fuckers build. Mole people man, can’t trust em
Hey look the builders didnt reject it. israelites just lying as usual.
it just looks gay. Ancient Egyptians were so cucked.
But they created a stargate franchise
This is an elaborate goatse AI troll isn't it?
any other egyptbros heard the distant scream sounds around what I assume is the time they discovered it? they lasted for 30 seconds or so
Yes