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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He met Jesus on his road to Damascus, as confirmed by Ananias

    Did you even read the Holy Scriptures ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can you draw big titty jw missionary girls getting it on with african tribals to spread the gospel to them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers will not inherit the Kingdom of God.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why u gotta be like that anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/teenagers/ask/avoid-pornography/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but you draw big titty girls in your drawings to tempt men like me into lust. you are a sinner and i should rape you for inflaming my passion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only coomers go to heaven the bibles and korans say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Das Right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fornication is bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can, actually. Which girl do you wanna see?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the jehovah's witness girl in

          [...]
          this quote needs to be understood in context.

          The Gnostics held that they were privy to secret information that had been passed down from Jesus. Irenaeus makes the case that all the orthodox bishops can trace their teaching back to the apostles, who got their teaching from Jesus. The bishops in the churches are the safeguards of the truth, which can be traced in an unbroken line back to the apostles. The line of teachers was not difficult to trace, since it had been little over 100 years since the death of the apostles. Irenaeus himself could easily trace his message to the apostle John, whose student Polycarp was Irenaeus’ teacher.

          The link between Irenaeus’ contemporaries and the apostles is a FAR CRY from the more modern idea of apostolic succession !

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can do, anon, I'm on it! Sfw or nsfw?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            do sfw so we can mock jwanon with it on here. maybe you can post the uncensored version on /b/ or something and crosslink, i dont want you to get banned for posting it on here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, will do! Ill work on it today, anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based, thanks anon

            [...]

            homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will be doing more coming soon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            May Allah punish those who mock His worshipers whether they be guided or misguided

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, she'll be punished!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your "remark" is not funny nor does it make sense..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It'll make sense soon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unbelivably based. Draw zipp0ra next

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wanna do more with the JW girl, but what do you want to see Zipporah doing? Entertaining some Ethiopians?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Draw her with the pharaoh or something, don't really have anything specific in mind
            Do what you want to do first though i don't care

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            After you're done with those please draw the legendary canaanite girl getting BVLL'd (make it a black guy instead if you're not into that i suppose).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >make it a black guy instead
            No, it should definitely be a bull; it's more "historically accurate" after all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oooh THATS what he meant! I'll draw that, Im into that too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Canaanites liked their booba

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based
            THIS is what female Christian missionaries get up to when they go to Africa for "saving souls"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            most based poster on this board rn

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Samegay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >will be doing more coming soon
            WHERE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if this guy thinks that this thread is dead and is waiting for a new JW thread or something when like half the bumps itt are just coomers waiting for more drawhomosexualry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm working on the next JW girl pic, gonna have it done tonight, before moving on to the other girls. I kinda wanna do the Slave Girl from the Epistles earning some dinari after she lost her fortune telling ability. At least, I ASSUME thats the slave girl in question from Acts 16, otherwise please let me know before I start

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you post drawanon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I post here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Coomers stay winning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am not horny for a tract drawing
            I am not horny for a tract drawing
            I am not horny for a tract drawing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the jehovah's witness girl in [...]

          Piss off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            salope j'ai envie de te pisser dessus et te violer sale chienne

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            seething b***h

            May the Lord rebuke you. I shake the dust off my feet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i thought spreading the gospel was a good thing jwanon? why would you not like such a drawing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want to see your feet, I bet they're narrow and cute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            seething b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He killed the true followers of Christ and had an encounter with the devil on the way to Damascus in order to spread corruption, a false prophet if you will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, he met Jesus. That's why he met with Peter and stayed with him for 3 days to learn about the christian faith and confirm the vision was divine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          show vid or gtfo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait wait wait wait wait wait

          Don't tell me you clowns claim Iraneus as one of your own?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Iraneus was a Jehovah's witness

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey dumbass, who do you think this is addressed to?

            >Since, however, it would be very tedious, in such a volume as this, to reckon up the successions of all the Churches, we do put to confusion all those who, in whatever manner, whether by an evil self-pleasing, by vainglory, or by blindness and perverse opinion, assemble in unauthorized meetings; [we do this, I say,] by indicating that tradition derived from the apostles, of the very great, the very ancient, and universally known Church founded and organized at Rome by the two most glorious apostles, Peter and Paul; as also [by pointing out] the faith preached to men, which comes down to our time by means of the successions of the bishops. For it is a matter of necessity that every Church should agree with this Church, on account of its pre-eminent authority, that is, the faithful everywhere, inasmuch as the apostolical tradition has been preserved continuously by those [faithful men] who exist everywhere.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The blessed apostles, then, having founded and built up the Church, committed into the hands of Linus the office of the episcopate. Of this Linus, Paul makes mention in the Epistles to Timothy. To him succeeded Anacletus; and after him, in the third place from the apostles, Clement was allotted the bishopric. This man, as he had seen the blessed apostles, and had been conversant with them, might be said to have the preaching of the apostles still echoing [in his ears], and their traditions before his eyes. Nor was he alone [in this], for there were many still remaining who had received instructions from the apostles. In the time of this Clement, no small dissension having occurred among the brethren at Corinth, the Church in Rome despatched a most powerful letter to the Corinthians[...]

            >To this Clement there succeeded Evaristus. Alexander followed Evaristus; then, sixth from the apostles, Sixtus was appointed; after him, Telesphorus, who was gloriously martyred; then Hyginus; after him, Pius; then after him, Anicetus. Soter having succeeded Anicetus, Eleutherius does now, in the twelfth place from the apostles, hold the inheritance of the episcopate. In this order, and by this succession, the ecclesiastical tradition from the apostles, and the preaching of the truth, have come down to us. And this is most abundant proof that there is one and the same vivifying faith, which has been preserved in the Church from the apostles until now, and handed down in truth.

            Iraneus is sainted by the Catholics and Orthodox for a good reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The blessed apostles, then, having founded and built up the Church, committed into the hands of Linus the office of the episcopate. Of this Linus, Paul makes mention in the Epistles to Timothy. To him succeeded Anacletus; and after him, in the third place from the apostles, Clement was allotted the bishopric. This man, as he had seen the blessed apostles, and had been conversant with them, might be said to have the preaching of the apostles still echoing [in his ears], and their traditions before his eyes. Nor was he alone [in this], for there were many still remaining who had received instructions from the apostles. In the time of this Clement, no small dissension having occurred among the brethren at Corinth, the Church in Rome despatched a most powerful letter to the Corinthians[...]

            >To this Clement there succeeded Evaristus. Alexander followed Evaristus; then, sixth from the apostles, Sixtus was appointed; after him, Telesphorus, who was gloriously martyred; then Hyginus; after him, Pius; then after him, Anicetus. Soter having succeeded Anicetus, Eleutherius does now, in the twelfth place from the apostles, hold the inheritance of the episcopate. In this order, and by this succession, the ecclesiastical tradition from the apostles, and the preaching of the truth, have come down to us. And this is most abundant proof that there is one and the same vivifying faith, which has been preserved in the Church from the apostles until now, and handed down in truth.

            Iraneus is sainted by the Catholics and Orthodox for a good reason.

            this quote needs to be understood in context.

            The Gnostics held that they were privy to secret information that had been passed down from Jesus. Irenaeus makes the case that all the orthodox bishops can trace their teaching back to the apostles, who got their teaching from Jesus. The bishops in the churches are the safeguards of the truth, which can be traced in an unbroken line back to the apostles. The line of teachers was not difficult to trace, since it had been little over 100 years since the death of the apostles. Irenaeus himself could easily trace his message to the apostle John, whose student Polycarp was Irenaeus’ teacher.

            The link between Irenaeus’ contemporaries and the apostles is a FAR CRY from the more modern idea of apostolic succession !

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Since therefore we have such proofs, it is not necessary to seek the truth among others which it is easy to obtain from the Church; since the apostles, like a rich man [depositing his money] in a bank, lodged in her hands most copiously all things pertaining to the truth: so that every man, whosoever will, can draw from her the water of life. For she is the entrance to life; all others are thieves and robbers. On this account are we bound to avoid them, but to make choice of the thing pertaining to the Church with the utmost diligence, and to lay hold of the tradition of the truth. For how stands the case? Suppose there arise a dispute relative to some important question among us, should we not have recourse to the most ancient Churches with which the apostles held constant intercourse, and learn from them what is certain and clear in regard to the present question? For how should it be if the apostles themselves had not left us writings? Would it not be necessary, [in that case,] to follow the course of the tradition which they handed down to those to whom they did commit the Churches?

            Besides, if you take Iraneus for a JW, then you have to agree that all twelve popes he spoke about were JWs? Clearly he had no doubts that they preached the purest doctrines.

            Also where are your bishops?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Clearly he had no doubts that they preached the purest doctrines.

            We don't have any of their writings

            >Also where are your bishops?

            Each congregation have a body of elders, just like in the 1st century

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >We don't have any of their writings
            Here is from that "powerful" Clementine epistle to the Corinthians that Iraeneus talked about:

            >The apostles have preached the gospel to us from the Lord Jesus Christ; Jesus Christ [has done so] from God. Christ therefore was sent forth by God, and the apostles by Christ. Both these appointments, then, were made in an orderly way, according to the will of God. Having therefore received their orders, and being fully assured by the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ, and established in the word of God, with full assurance of the Holy Ghost, they went forth proclaiming that the kingdom of God was at hand. And thus preaching through countries and cities, they appointed the first fruits [of their labours], having first proved them by the Spirit, to be bishops and deacons of those who should afterwards believe. Nor was this any new thing, since indeed many ages before it was written concerning bishops and deacons. For thus saith the Scripture in a certain place, “I will appoint their bishops in righteousness, and their deacons in faith.”

            >Our apostles also knew, through our Lord Jesus Christ, that there would be strife on account of the office of the episcopate. For this reason, therefore, inasmuch as they had obtained a perfect fore-knowledge of this, they appointed those [ministers] already mentioned, and afterwards gave instructions, that when these should fall asleep, other approved men should succeed them in their ministry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Your schism has subverted [the faith of] many, has discouraged many, has given rise to doubt in many, and has caused grief to us all. And still your sedition continueth.
            > It is disgraceful, beloved, yea, highly disgraceful, and unworthy of your Christian profession,[5] that such a thing should be heard of as that the most stedfast and ancient church of the Corinthians should, on account of one or two persons, engage in sedition against its presbyters.
            >There is nothing base, nothing arrogant in love. Love admits of no schisms: love gives rise to no seditions: love does all things in harmony.
            >Who then among you is noble-minded? who compassionate? who full of love? Let him declare, “If on my account sedition and disagreement and schisms have arisen, I will depart, I will go away whithersoever ye desire, and I will do whatever the majority[1] commands; only let the flock of Christ live on terms of peace with the presbyters set over it.” He that acts thus shall procure to himself great glory in the Lord;[2] and every place will welcome[3] him.

            >Ye therefore, who laid the foundation of this sedition, submit yourselves to the presbyters, and receive correction so as to repent, bending the knees of your hearts. Learn to be subject, laying aside the proud and arrogant self-confidence of your tongue. For it is better for you that ye should occupy[1] a humble but honourable place in the flock of Christ, than that, being highly exalted, ye should be cast out from the hope of His people.

            tl;dr schismatic, submit to the pope or banish theeself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He only says to submit to the bishops/elders of the congregation and not create divisions within the christian brotherhood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get your point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He only says to submit to the bishops/elders of the congregation and not create divisions within the christian brotherhood

            Very weak, low energy. Wasn't this in the script they gave to you?

            And here is the "JW" Pope Clement talking about paying respect to your earthly governments:

            >To our rulers and governors on the earth—to them Thou, Lord, gavest the power of the kingdom by Thy glorious and ineffable might, to the end that we may know the glory and honour given to them by Thee and be subject to them, in nought resisting Thy will; to them, Lord, give health, peace, concord, stability, that they may exercise the authority given to them without offence. For Thou, O heavenly Lord and King eternal, givest to the sons of men glory and honour and power over the things that are on the earth; do Thou, Lord, direct their counsel according to that which is good and well-pleasing in Thy sight, that, devoutly in peace and meekness exercising the power given them by Thee, they may find Thee propitious.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Very weak, low energy. Wasn't this in the script they gave to you?

            What ?

            >And here is the "JW" Pope Clement talking about paying respect to your earthly governments

            Okay ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you're going to play dumb you might as well not reply.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you just tell me what point you are trying to make

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Near Eastern Paganism gave birth to every native religion, including Siberian Shamanism and Shintoism
            What the hell is this chart?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >polycrap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Iranus

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is Timothy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He killed
        No just held people's coats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares what you think, Ali

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, he met Jesus. That's why he met with Peter and stayed with him for 3 days to learn about the christian faith and confirm the vision was divine.

      Why are you making things up ?

      Paul and James were fellow brothers in the Lord.

      I thought you left after being BTFO. Said you wouldn't throw your pearls before swine anymore. You were in that thread for 23 hours.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not nice to call OP a swine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not him, look at the file names

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen him post with that kind of filename before, so either it's him or there are that many peiple impersonating him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >christ on a single pole
      Is this a JW tract?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I drew it on MS paint

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty good, anon. And contains info I knew not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first post worst post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno why but i sorta expected JWs to not like Paul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Paul is the guy that Jesu will tell "I never knew you" in Mattew 7
      >21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Heaven is reserved for people who have physically met Jesus
        Wew lad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He CLAIMED to have met Jesus on the road to Damascus, the way Joseph Smith claimed to have met the angel Moroni, Mohammed claimed to have met the angel Gabriel and Heinrich Himmler claimed to have been in contact with the spirit of Heinrich the Fowler.

      Your comics are autistic preschool-tier as is your grasp of history and religion. You have never convinced a single person of your ideas with them and you never will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He CLAIMED to have met Jesus on the road to Damascus
        No, Luke claimed he did. Further, he claimed that a separate vision was sent to Ananias to inform him of the conversion, that he could be retrieved into the church.
        Now compare the lives of Paul, Joseph Smith, and Mohammad, dumbass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >as confirmed by Ananias

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never met Jesus
    >in the end knew God better then any man to ever live
    I kneel

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spreads the word of Jesus to the gentiles
    >Gets repeteadly dabbed on by James the just, Jesus' brother
    >Peter betrays him for James
    >All the churches, even the ones he brought up, disown him for James
    >Decides to leave Asia Minor for Hispania
    >Jews try to kill him, asks Nero to intercede
    >Nero beheads him
    >years later the second temple is destroyed alongside James' christianity
    >Paul's christianity becomes orthodoxy
    How did he do it? It's just because he wrote a bunch of letters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you making things up ?

      Paul and James were fellow brothers in the Lord.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to learn more about James. redpill me on him? recommended literature? verses? (I also happily accept extrabiblical nomcanonical writings)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go my friend

        https://www.jw.org/en/library/magazines/watchtower-study-january-2022/Learn-From-Jesus-Younger-Brother/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >jehova's witness
          into the trash it goes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the Ebionites, they saw Christianity as a part of Judaism and not a new religion. So they kept mosaic Law and believed Jesus was just a prophet like Elijah and Moses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know the Ebionites’ gimmick, what do they have to do with James? They had their own gospels if I recall correctly, altered versions of Mark?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They used the Aramaic gospel of Matthew. Most likely Old Syriac Matthew.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He met his brother, didn't he?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus didn't exist. There's no records from anyone who met him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew ?
      John ?
      Peter ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doc Ock
        Green Goblin
        Mary Jane

        All of these people met Spiderman! Its in the comics!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >everything is exactly like comics
          Zoom zoom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >everything is exactly like comics
          Zoom zoom

          G-D is ZoZo, God-Devil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >comic book references
          >atheism
          >exclamation points
          Reddit in its purest aspect

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my goodness I love hermeticism!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Subverts the true Gospel on purpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't subvert the gospel

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't subvert the gospel

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For what? Its gonna be sfw. Just a depiction of a Jehovah's Witness bringing the message to some of the black sheep of Jehovah God's flock. Whats wrong with that?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He met Peter, so we can be sure he stayed faithful to the Christian message.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peter was afraid of his army of gentiles.

      He knew Paul was corrupting the Gospel, but he chickened out and backed down (again).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Decides to be crucified in reverse position
        >Chicken out because of Paul

        wtf

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do people actually think about Paul's conversion? Did he have some kind of hallucination or seizure? He went from hunting Christians to spreading their gospel. Something happened to make him do a 180 like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably started to feel really guilty and had a dream or a hallucination. Regardless, the story of Paul is literally the exact same as Joseph Smith's, and I don't see Christians take mormonism seriously. So why should we treat them any differently?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Joseph Smith was a con man and a pedophile

        Paul was neither

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Joseph Smith was a con man
          What criteria are you using to consider Smith's claims to be fraudulent and Paul's to be genuine?
          >and a pedophile
          So was Moses:
          >"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pedos frick kids. Really grasping at straws with that argument

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pedophile
          lmao, you are a pedo worshipper you christroony, Mary was 9 when she was raped by your God
          and Paul was israeli therefore a pedo too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mary's age isn't mentioned in the Bible. Try again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's in the Apocrypha, and she was a israeli orphan girl they bedrothed her to Saint Josphe the pedo you venerate as soon as possible to take care of her
            cope as you want but the facts remains the same, (you) are a pedo worshiper

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being blasphemous isn’t trendy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the reason why Christianity is big today is because of Paul’s shenanigans, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is undisputed even by Christians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is undisputed even by Christians

      >... your light, give me your mercy! My Redeemer, redeem me, for I am yours; the one who has come forth from you. You are my mind; bring me forth! You are my treasure house; open for me! You are my fullness; take me to you! You are [my] repose; give me the perfect thing that cannot be grasped!
      >I invoke you, the one who is and who pre-existed in the name which is exalted above every name, through Jesus Christ, the Lord of Lords, the King of the ages; give me your gifts, of which you do not repent, through the Son of Man, the Spirit, the Paraclete of truth. Give me authority when I ask you; give healing for my body when I ask you through the Evangelist, and redeem my eternal light soul and my spirit. And the First-born of the Pleroma of grace -- reveal him to my mind!
      >Grant what no angel eye has seen and no archon ear [has] heard, and what has not entered into the human heart which came to be angelic and [modeled] after the image of the psychic God when it was formed in the beginning, since I have faith and hope. And place upon me your beloved, elect, and blessed greatness, the First-born, the First-begotten, and the wonderful mystery of your house; for yours is the power and the glory and the praise and the greatness for ever and ever. Amen.
      >Prayer of Paul [the] Apostle.
      >In Peace.
      >Christ is holy.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Join messianic israeli cult #192/2283
    >Know your cult is facing the problem all messianic cults face of not attracting enough new converts.
    >Tell gentiles they don't have to get circumcised to join your cult.
    >Pagans flock to this simple new religion that promises eternal glory amongst God and now you don't have to cut your dick without anesthetic.

    Simple as.
    Non-Judaizing Christians following Paul's guidelines exploded in popularity after most Judaizers and other israeli Messianic cults were destroyed in the Great israeli Revolt. Hell, the first guy to document the existence of Christians outside the Gospel was Josephus, who himself became a Messianic israelite worshipping Vespasian, conveniently right before surrendering to Vespasian's besieging army.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      James made the decision to allow gentiles in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jehovah did, not James.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On the way to Damascus he did

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how much of the NT is Yeshuanity, and how much Paulianity?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Never met Jesus.
    >Never mentioned his birth
    >Never mentioned his early life
    >Never mentioned a ministry
    >Never mentioned performing miracles
    >Never mentioned getting crucified
    >Never mentioned Pontious Pilate
    >Never mentioned walking around as a zombie

    Jesus didn't exist and it was only later the myth of a historical preacher was invented.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he mention all this when it was already mentionned in Matthew's gospel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gospels were written after the Pauline epistles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all

          https://www.jw.org/en/library/bible/study-bible/appendix-a/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes at all. Jesus didn't exist and was invented as a historical person decades after the alleged events. Sorry to tell you but your entire world view is based on made up shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Give me a single piece of evidence that Christ didn't exist

            o wait you can't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >prove a negative or else im right

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Odd

            Nobody writes down anything about him and then decades after he allegedly lived there's an anonymous story written in a foreign land with no sources given about a dude with magic powers who resembles the dying-rising savior gods from other cults that were all the rage at the time.

            Sounds like a bunch of shit dude.

            put forth an argument.

            it's in the Apocrypha, and she was a israeli orphan girl they bedrothed her to Saint Josphe the pedo you venerate as soon as possible to take care of her
            cope as you want but the facts remains the same, (you) are a pedo worshiper

            >this fanfic written centuries after Jesus is true
            t. mohammad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody writes down anything about him and then decades after he allegedly lived there's an anonymous story written in a foreign land with no sources given about a dude with magic powers who resembles the dying-rising savior gods from other cults that were all the rage at the time.

            Sounds like a bunch of shit dude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            him me favourite authour mate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus having lived is the historical consensus, pound sand

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >story about a magic israelite appears decades after he supposedly lived written by an unknown author writing in a foreign country in a foreign language.

            >Well I guess there must be a real person behind it somewhere.

            That's what the "historical consensus" is based off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Quite. Historical consensus of our tribe. Our tribe good, other tribes bad. Our god real, our god good. Their gods bad or not real. Our god punish other tribes and their gods.
            It's a great reminder that, with the exception of maybe the upper 20 percentile in intelligence, humans are only marginally better than chimps.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            stop posting fricking links to your shitty cult and answer the questions yourself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Answer what question? It's just you claiming Jesus was a myth because (supposedly) Paul doesn't allude to elements that have no relation to the usual purpose of his epistles.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Read Richard Carrier, or continue to seethe in ignorance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Or I can continue to drink lychee juice in ignorance of your conspiracy theory? Gotcha. Love me some lychee.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What does the link say that is wrong ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It didn't address the point. Its not an argument. I know that the Watchtower tells you not to think for yourself, but try it sometime, fren

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > I know that the Watchtower tells you not to think for yourself

            Where ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty simply in instructions when witnessing. Youre not allowed to think outside provided materials

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where does it say that ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why dont you show us the materials, while I work on some more JW Girls art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Never mentioned getting crucified
      why do you lie lmao

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are their true names, no homie back then was called james

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      James was Ya'akov
      Peter was kēp̄ā
      Paul was Sha'ûl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >James was Ya'akov
        Ah ... hence the name "Jacobites" for supporters of King James.
        Don't get how Jacob became James in English or Shamus in Irish/Gaelic though.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >source:
    >”just trust me bro”
    >”god told me lol”
    >”it just came to me man”

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saulie paulie is one of the many fictional characters in author jesus christ's novel which he wrote.

    enjoy.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paulie Walnuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Today's reading is taken from Paulie's Letter to the Construction Union Rep: ...
      Listen, motherfricker, ..."

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hot and based
    Also use catbox if you're ever not sure again

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol is this what christian homies believe in, or is this what anti-christian homies get off to? prolly both, knowing both parties.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice, very nice. Btw listen to this guy

    [...]
    Hot and based
    Also use catbox if you're ever not sure again

    if you get banned for these make a thread on /trash/ or /b/ this nice.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >neither did i

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    absolutely based anon! do you think you can do a nsfw version without the tree in the way? post it on catbox or /trash/ or another nsfw board like the other anons suggested

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that bible verse
    Damn, i didn't know the bible was that based
    Also, hope he didn't get banned

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the impostor is banned

    that's what you get for mocking God's chosen people with your disgusting drawings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not banned. I'll be back with more stuff, sometime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Utterly based anon. I hope you come back with more drawings of faithful JW girls spreading the word to the lost black sheep of the lord.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have faith

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like the apostle /misc/

    Fricking incel

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH MUSLIM BROS WE GOT TOO wienerY!

    https://borisfenus.blogspot.com/2013/01/2-tombs-of-prophets.html?m=1

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would any sane person care if a schizo met schizo in a fictional novel?
    can IQfy get back to history already with real historical people and events?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original "it was real im my mind" israelite right here. Also he changed his name like the israelites like to do even to this day. Extremely suspicious

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Jesus could perform miracles, why didn't he perform a miracle that made him survice crucifixion?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a refrence(s) for the Canaanite girl?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, I think I'll start on it tonight. What about the Hebrew girl? The Hebrews DID worship the golden calf in the Bible for a while.
        How can I make it sfw enough? My last one, with the JW Girl, got deleted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think like two thirds of all female characters JWanon draws are supposed to be hebrew so i don't think he's got a standard design for them, all i have is this pic that he did in a different artstyle for some reason
          >How can I make it sfw enough?
          Just do what everyone else said and put it on Catbox or some other image host, if you really wanna do a SFW one then just try to be better with covering stuff up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ive never used catbox, is it easy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's pretty easy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought about it longer, and I think Ill just do a sfw one, because I want JWanon to see my pics. Using catbox makes it too easy to go unseen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try to do a better job at hiding naughty bits and actions then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Guess I'll have to!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me its the Arab and the Babylonian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's egyptian

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SOVL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To this day i wonder why he did it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I imagined that ancient Egyptians cosplayed as catpeople since they worshipped cats

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do christians cosplay jesus?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He confirmed Jesus was white

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's over Drawchad....look for another JW thread

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