>Neighbour's broken alarm keeps sounding randomly
>Talked to him, he basically told me to fuck off
>Called the law multiple times, they never appeared
>Called municipality, they said they took note, still nothing
>Already 2 months
What do?
>Neighbour's broken alarm keeps sounding randomly. >Talked to him, he basically told me to fuck off
break in for real and just rip a bigass fart in it.
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself when it was exactly you decided to live your life as a massive pussy
Stop setting off his alarm
Crawl under the front bumper and cut the wire to the horn, retard.
sounds like its time for the good old broken-windows, lighter fluid and matches in interior prankeroo
Fill his interior with bees
>Fill his hubcaps with raw shrimp.
>Get some yeast extract paste and rub it on top of any exhaust parts your can reach.
>expertly place fresh dog shit on the inside of the door handles.
He’ll get the message.
When was the last time you saw a car with hubcaps still on the road?
today
I just saw one 10min ago!
>When was the last time you saw a car with hubcaps still on the road?
Aero hubcaps are very common these days. Automakers that chase fuel efficiency use those ultralight rim designs with aero caps. It probably gets them an extra 0.5 mpg but every bit adds up, probably an extra 20 miles of range per tank, about a few hundred, if not over a thousand miles from them.
there's someone in the neighborhood who has that really obnoxious alarm that does all the different random siren sounds that goes off all the time. it goes for like 10+ minutes, too. im going to follow it and find out who it is some day and do all of this:
raw cream down the windscreen into the vents m8
expanding spray foam is a miracle product OP. not only does it stick to paint and glass, but it also bonds to metal like the inside of an exhaust pipe, brake calipers, radiators, door locks, etc.
Anyone recommending vandalism is retarded. OP is the only person with a paper trail proving how unhappy he is with his neighbor's car.
So if something happens to his neighbor's car, everyone knows who did it.
Also, it's illegal and you shouldn't break the law.
Op mistake was trying to take it to the government. Now, since they are proven inept, he can take the matter in his own hands. And next time he should do himself justice the first time.
If anything happens to the car they'll look at OP first, but if they can't prove anything it'll stop there.
Even if the actual authorities (cops, insurance, etc.) give up, I doubt that'll placate OP's pissed off neighbor who he still lives near.
innocent until PROVEN
You have to fuck this type of people in the ass, otherwise they continue.
Use the broken law against him. Fuck his car in an open way.
Better burn or vandalize it or cut his breaks or whatever.
Even simple tire slashing would work.
Escalate it. Because people are afraid to escalate they live in shitty situations while assholes continue.
Imagine if you had wife and small children and this alarm keeps them up all night.
You go to talk with the dude and he tells you to fuck off, even if its politely.
What is next? He fucks your wife? He takes your kids?
Buy a gun and blow his brains off across the lawn.
Why do you even have guns in US if not for some law protecting by your own?
Ok jokes aside, but do abuse him in some way, tit for tat. It works wonders, you just have to be the bigger tit.
Antisocial people who want to punish others just because muh personal freedom deserve death
>Why do you even have guns in US if not for some law protecting by your own?
>Neighbour's
OP's spelling of neighbor's precludes him from using funz to solve his problem.
Well since you already complained to big daddy government like the little homosexual bitch you are you've already left a papertrail which will implement you in the case of any illegal activities.
So basically you're a dumb faggy bitch and you'll just have to continue being dumb and faggy and doing nothing.
Imagine thinking cops are gonna do anything to help you in the current year
PLOT TWEEST!
I still haven't contacted police/government, haven asked anything to whoever is the owner of the car.
How hard is to remove liquid cement from car paint?
Would quail eggs dropped from a second floor building do some damage? I may conveniently look like an accident while still forcing him to clean all of it.
buy a powerful laser (yes you can legally buy this), wear some laser safety glasses, start popping his tires from a distance and burning holes in his paint