NEET money saving hacks

>taking toilet paper from mcdonalds bathrooms
>torrenting movies and games
>rolling your own cigarettes
>hunting rabbits with a air gun and fishing

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taking toilet paper from
    Holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, friend of mine does it when he spends all his money on dope and whores and has no TP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what its perfectly good toilet paper

        It is genius.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what its perfectly good toilet paper

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this image a guide to exactly? I was thinking about living like this if things ever go down the drain for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a LULZ fastman meme about being a tech privacy schizo and coding on the move in a van.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I guess it's time for me to browse LULZ more often. Thanks anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was 90's kids, brings me back
        everything was so much better back then
        me and the boys having a endless tech war with the IT staff
        controlling peoples computers remotely
        creating viruses
        selling cracked games we cracked ourselves
        disabling the tracking software in our computers after we caused the whole school to have it because of us

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a shitpost but how realistic is this kind of life style? Is downloading gigabytes of media off of public wifi really viable? You need money for a gym membership, to pay for gas, fo pay for food, etc. How do you do that? I've fantasized about the van life style since becoming a wagie but I don't think it could actually work unless you're a rich guy on vacation

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't work irl lol
    Besides privacy is kind of a meme when can just do stuff to countries that are geo politically adverse to your own wit zero consequences

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taking toilet paper from mcdonalds bathrooms
    thats some galaxy brain tier hack. think of all the money it will save and all it costs you is using mcdonalds toilet paper.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    toilet paper from mcdonalds bathrooms
    Do you bring a bag of something to carry it all?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumpster diving from fast food restaurants. They literally throw away good after night shift/close up because it's store policy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >
      you're better off just asking for the food. A lot of times the staff will be happy to give it to you

      • 4 weeks ago
        sage

        Pretty sure you can get fired so staff will say no. It needs to be dumped according to policy and such.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good thread anon

    ready for this one?
    >order ubereats
    >find a neet friend to coordinate with
    >buy from the same restaurant ie. mcdonalds
    >pick obviously different things
    >he orders soda/burgers
    >you order coffee/ice drink/fries and mcnugs
    >order arrives
    >take pic
    >send pics to each other
    >then send the other pic to customer support and say you got the wrong order
    >get a refund
    >do it again on a different foodapp like doordash

    now you have two free meals which means if you order the exact order next time it will be free.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somebody pls respond to my idea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't the app mark your account as suspicious and eventually suspend it if you do this often?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that's why you don't do it often.
        Also with local shops even when i order with takeaway I just call to the shop itself and you don't even need to provide proof.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that's why you don't do it often.
        Also with local shops even when i order with takeaway I just call to the shop itself and you don't even need to provide proof.

        you need to order legitimately a few times and only do it here and there. This is why its good to use more than one app, you can alternate between them

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >living in a van
    shit mileage, high maintenance, can't park it just anywhere and if you think you can stealth camp in one you must be high.
    >10 tb in your pocket
    bad advice that just encourages you to be a messy hoarder
    >calculator
    your laptop and "dumb" phone are already calculators, why do you need a separate gadget? are you an accountant?
    >g-shock casio watch
    i thought we were trying to save money here, also your phone and laptop have their own clocks
    >GUN in a VAN
    premium ticket for execution by peace officer
    >author recommends books he'll never read himself
    >muh privacy
    just lol

    only good recommendations here are torrents and free information
    the rest are things that will COST you BIG MONEY and will definitely get you killed

    to save money you first need a source of said money. after that you just need to not spend your money on stupid shit like a gas-guzzling dumpster-on-wheels. and after many years of saving and after you've read some actually good books on how to manage your money, maybe you can start a business or get into trading.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need to save money with neetbux. Although ABLE accounts will allow you to store $100,000, social security has no reign over it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I acquire this much currency anon. Teach me

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saving money hacks
    >minecraft
    lul

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >N95
    I fucking wish, phone carriers here in burgershartistan all have shut down 3G and the two with any sort of good coverage have implemented their own proprietary bullshit VoLTE garbage that only allows specific phones on their networks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is outdated. "Dumb phones" still spy on you. It's unironically better to use a Pixel 5 flashed with GrapheneOS, a Pinephone, or a Librem 5.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if I gave a fuck about privacy I wouldn't use LULZ (which by the way has gotten far worse with some of the shit that was bundled with the captcha update. would not be surprised if it's keylogging now), I just like the feel of old shit

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecraft
    >Not mentioning a single free crack
    Could be better

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys how do i get free food that wont kill me without social interaction either and wont take much time to make like i'll spend 5k on food a year maybe or less idk but i just wanna live for free ok

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANSWER ME i mean answer me sorry that came out aggressive lol

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not interested in saving money, how do i reduce consuming to bare minimum?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up disposable vapes from the street, recharge and refill them

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They lock the toilet paper away in 'urban' McDonalds

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a bunch of apps now that give you money for taking photos of receipts. You won't get rich but I use it to buy myself books and whatever.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a NEET and I do 3/4 of these.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >infosec security guide
    >first tip is "always use unsecured public wifi"
    is this a literal fed meme? lmao

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you shit once a day (like I do) and you can train your body to shit on schedule (because you can), just shit and take a shower right after. No need for toilet paper.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, if you have a spare buck, buy a watermelon, drill a dick-sized hole (yes, that's where this post is going), stuff it with something sloppy, and go to town. It saves on thinking about getting a real meat pussy infested with natural bacteria and funghi.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or fake a severe mental illness and get on neetbux retard

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinks he can just live in a van without getting hassled by cops
    Rofl.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the airgun boss. Get a lamp and a lurcher and you'll catch enough rabbits in one night to feed a family of 8 for a week

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Missing Soulseek and LibGen/ZLibrary

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I simply spend the majority of my day in bed with my head on static.
    No hunger, no activities, no energy used, devastating lifestyle that leads to a much shorter lifespan and thus less money used. Rotmaxx.

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