Dating a hot normie girl that for some reason is in love with me and keeps asking how much I've had sex
I'm 26 and a virgin, she's 21 and lost her virginity at 14, she is MUCH more experienced than me. She sometimes talks about sex and asks what my sexual experiences are. I lied to her and said I had sex with my ex gf (I didn't, we broke up before that). I'm really fucking worried about when I eventually have sex with this girl (which will be soon, probably, she's very eager) I'll embarass myself and she'll know I was a virgin. What should I do?
You will embarass yourself in some way on your first time, whether it's by not getting hard, going soft halfway through (especially if you're used to your deathgrip hand and you use a condom), or just by plain sucking at it.
Just eat her out, it's really easy and making women cum with it is a lot easier than penetration. Remember to focus on the clit.
t.been in your exact same situation
I get hard even when we make out so I don't think getting soft will be an issue. And I've had oral sex with people before, both giving and receiving. It's just genital penetration I haven't done. I'm mostly worried I'll cum too quickly.
>with people
Mmm
Yeah I used to be prison gay. I post on LULZ, what do you expect. I'm more normie than most people on here but still a channer.
>Yeah I used to be prison gay
Holy shit didn't expect that. Stay out of trouble my man
I have no reason to lie. I used to be a cringe fag last year. I was depressed, a loner, prison gay and basically a hiki. But occasionally I have periods of a few months when I become a bloomer normie. It often fails but I still try.
I don't lie on here. This is the one place I'm completely honest.
Based i like you
thank you anon, i appreciate it
you guys might be autistic and weird and edgy on here but fuck it, you're still easier to talk to than abrasive passive aggressive homosexuals on reddit
that's why i came here rather than going to that cesspit
Im instantaneous myself.
Talk with your dick, just plap the fuck out of her. She will stop asking
Never tell a woman the truth. Well, at least until after you slept with her.
This is what I was thinking. I was too honest with my exes and they probably left me because they wanted a more experienced guy. So I've mostly bullshitted this current girl. If I cum too quick I'll just tell her it's because it had been a while since I fucked my ex (broke up with her 3 months ago).
asking for advice on LULZ has got to be a meme at this point. or humble bragging.
you forget this place is full of normals, so it's not a meme.
Man, don't even fucking think about it. When it's in the moment you'll figure it out. And if it's bad, it's bad. Whatever.
Bro I would rather worry not getting too attached to this girl. Sex will be OK, if not the first time the second or the third
even this place is full of Chads disgusting dont worry the Clown Prince of Crime will coming for you
I'm not a chad. I'm slightly chubby, got an overbite and wear glasses and I'm a virgin at 26. I just lucked out dating a hot girl. But even that is stressing me out constantly.
if you have sex with a girl you are a normie or chad for me leave or i will rape you
I also feel like not telling her you're a virgin keeps a little mystery in it for her. Women love that shit. I deliberately keep things from my ex's early on in the relationship. Sounds crazy I know.
>women
>lost virginity at 14
ewww, enjoy your 100+ bodycount whore lmfao, she totally isnt settling.
Btw shell think about her exes while having sex with you.
kill yourself doomposter, anon is 26, and (probably) not rich. she wouldnt date him if he wasnt hot or rich.
op you can tell her that you were drunk or something and that she took control and that it wasnt a good experience and you just did some missionary and came quickly. its not the end of the world, but try not to lie to her in the future
She said she's dated a lot of guys but they're either dumb, shallow or just want to be with her to have sex with her. She said I was the first person she dated that didn't just view her as a sex object *shrug*
>she wouldnt date him if he wasnt hot or rich
I dunno. I'm neither, in my opinion. I'm like a 6/10 at best but she says she finds me very handsome. And I'm not rich but she's very poor so I guess compared to her I'm pretty good. But she doesn't try to take advantage of me with money, she says she's happy just being with me at home watching movies or going for walks, she doesn't want any money. She works very hard in her own job. She's weird in that she's a very hot latina and basically a normie but likes me, a slightly chubby white nerd, and even when I'm my self around her she likes it despite having thousands of other options of hotter/cooler guys.
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exactly what i thought anon, she does seem nice, especially if youre calling her a nerd.
>I dunno. I'm neither, in my opinion
i meant that if she only cared about her body count and not "settling" then she wouldnt date you. the fact she is dating you means that she could very easily think youre actually a nice guy worth being with. (ps you should leave this site if she works out)
youll get the hang of it soon enough, sex is easy.
>sex is easy
Easy to learn, hard to master
The best thing to do is simply tell her. Say something along the lines of 'hey, so I know I said I'd slept with my ex-girlfriend, but that wasn't true, I actually haven't had sex, it's just something I'm self-conscious about'. As long as she isn't some insanely histrionic weird bitch (in which case why are you dating her?) then she'll be fine with it. If she likes you enough she'll actually think it's really nice to be your first.
Just say that you are demisexual and dont feel close enough yet for attraction.